#madame web

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: I can’t believe that woman just left us all stranded out here.

Anya: ridiculous

Y/N: I’m sure your boyfriend is really worried about you, Julie

Julia: I-I don’t have a boyfriend.

Y/N: do you want one?

Julia blushes…

Mattie: seriously? Right now you flirt?!

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #madame web #julia carpenter #julia cornwall #spider women #spider woman #sydney sweeney

[d0omedtodestruction]

details of dakota johnson’s look at the baile da vogue in rio de janeiro

#doomedtodestruction #aesthetic #girl blog #girl blogger #fashion #dark feminine energy #dark femininity #dark aesthetic #madame web #dakota johnson

[shittymoviedetails]

Movie so bad even wiki nerds cant bother to write the plot

#madame web

[cutecipher]

*gets great responsibility but not great power* this suuuuuucks

#madame web

[femininemenon]

Madame Web (2024) dir. S.J. Clarkson

#filmedit #madamewebedit #madame web #marveledit #marvel #gifs #byzil #userraffa #userzo #userquel #usersugar #nessa007

[spongebobssquarepants]

#madame web #venom #morbius #sonyverse #memes #meme #marvel #marvel movies #kane52630 #posts

[hotandfunnywomen]

Dakota Johnson at the premiere of MADAME WEB.

#dakota johnson #madame web

[mysharona1987]

I am so going with the theory she thought she was signing up for an MCU film. But by the time she realised it wasn’t, it was too late to back out.

This isn’t even a weird conspiracy thing. Read between the lines in some of recent interviews, and she indicates this.

#Madame web #dakota johnson #marvel #Mcu #sony #spiderman

[polar-biscuit]

annoying teens and their equally annoying mom 🐤🐤🐤

#marvel #madame web #fanart #my art #polarbiscuit

[ladiesofcinema]

Dakota Johnson  for the premiere of Sony's "Madame Web" (February 12, 2024)

#dakota johnson #flawlessbeautyqueens #thequeensofbeauty #breathtakingqueens #brunettesource #cinemapix #userstream #marvelladiesdaily #womenofmcu #dailymarvelqueens #userreh #usergal #tusersadie #nessa007 #tuserpris #people #ours #by raquel #edits #madame web

[fandomnerd9602]

Mattie approaches Y/N in the diner…

Mattie: I like your style

Y/N: I like yours

Mattie: wanna dance?

Y/N: if it’s with you, then yes

Y/N takes Mattie’s hand and leads her out to the front…

The two dance to the music…

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #madame web #mattie franklin #celeste o'connor #spider women #spider woman #spider woman x reader

[ayo-edebiri]

Madame Web (2024) dir. S. J. Clarkson

#madame web #dakota johnson #filmedit #userclara #marvel #marveledit #userzil #userraffa #usersavana #userdiana #userzo #userpfeiffer #byaurore #userrlaura #userallisyn #userquel #usersugar #tuserpris #nessa007 #userlera #how is that a real movie!!!!!!!! #(it's not even her cat)

[shittymoviedetails]

They tried to make her ugly using 2000s tropes

#madame web

[grendelsmilf]

madame web was SO fucking funny i love that every single decision they make is certifiably insane but in a somehow very safe and pandering corporately-mandated way. here are some of my favorite choices:

an extended action sequence set to toxic by britney spears which stops in the middle to remind you that the year is 2003 so this song was actually just released

the villain goes to the opera, seduces an elegant woman with a single look, wakes up from a recurring nightmare wherein three teenage girls beat him up and kill him, proceeds to rant at this woman whom he’s just met about how hard it is to know how you will die someday, reveals that he is aware that she an nsa agent, and poisons her while he forces her to tell him the roughly 8 digit code that grants you access to every single security camera and government database in the entire world

one of the girls from girls is his assistant who tracks down three teenage girls for him by making composite sketches of their faces just via his own memories of his dreams. also, they are all wearing masks in his dreams, so how he was able to define all their features is extremely unclear

the fact that spidey powers originated from an indigenous tribe in peru does retroactively imply that every spider person within the spiderverse canon is performing an egregious act of cultural appropriation

adam scott plays UNCLE BEN, but because sony doesn’t have the rights to say the name “peter parker,” they are constantly finding ways to imply that he is, in fact, ben parker without outright saying it. we do see peter parker being born (i guess this spiderman was born in 2003?), but i’m not sure why we’re supposed to care since all of the girls (apparently) seem to have way cooler powers than he does

that said, we only see the girls use their powers in dreamlike sequences of the future. at no point in the present timeline do any of them use their powers whatsoever. except anya does have the power to be a #WomanInSTEM, so good for her.

dakota johnson’s cassandra webb, or “cassie,” (very normal thing to name your daughter who has spider-fueled powers of prophecy btw) cares for a stray cat who represents her own role as a “stray” as an orphan who grew up in the foster system (this is not subtle by the way, she literally says to the cat “gotta look out for fellow strays”). to illustrate that she is secretly a warm, nurturing woman despite her aloof and awkward veneer, this cat’s name is literally “cat.”

the villain of this movie never actually explains his motivation for seeking power beyond the fact that he had a difficult childhood. no details of his childhood are ever revealed. he is not given a single redeeming quality or even a reason to care about him. he is played by césar-winning and bafta-nominated actor tahar rahim in what i can only describe as the worst performance i have ever seen outside of a middle school play. he dies after being crushed by a giant letter S from a pepsi sign. you know. like a bug.

it’s never really explained why being bitten by a spider gives one prophetic visions, beyond the tenuous notion that to see the future is to “weave a web” of sorts. however, despite the fact that we establish that the villain can also see the future, despite having been bitten by the same magical species of spider, he never once is able to predict the future when it counts, such as foreseeing that he should dodge a falling giant letter S.

there’s an extended sequence dedicated to establishing that cassie’s colleague (who later dies in an ambulance crash) cannot grill for shit. as she sips from a refreshing can of pepsi-cola®️, she lambasts him for fucking up their burgers. this is the only piece of characterization they establish for him before he dies.

at the beginning of the movie, cassie receives a very earnest drawing done by a small child in thanks for saving his mother (she’s a paramedic). cassie very awkwardly refuses to accept the drawing, kind of just makes one continuous whine with the corners of her mouth until the entire family is weirded out enough to leave, and then complains that she has no idea what to do with the drawing, and will probably throw it out. we are meant to like this woman, probably.

cassie is a professional paramedic, but a hobbyist car crasher. she drives not one, but two stolen vehicles through the walls of buildings throughout the film, and it seems to be her go-to strategy in any fight.

cassie is allowed to fly internationally despite concurrently being very publicly wanted for the alleged abduction of three teenage girls. we never see her move through the airport despite the film heavily focalizing the issue of mass surveillance and preemptive criminalization in 2003 new york city, so i guess it just isn’t an issue for her. yet another win for white privilege

after cassie experiences a near-death incident on the job that triggers her latent powers of prophecy, her doctor recommends that she take the week off to get some rest and “watch old movies.” cassie clearly considers this to be sound medical advice, as in the consecutive scene, she is shown to be watching an early version of a christmas carol (in the middle of summer) and clearly feels a strong enough bond with scrooge that she feels comfortable speaking to him through the screen as if he were an old friend.

cassie has a vision of her mother researching spiders in the amazon before she died, and almost immediately yells “WHY DID YOU HATE ME!!!!”

cassie’s quest to save three teenage girls she doesn’t know ultimately results in the deaths of many more people, including multiple cops, train passengers, diner patrons, chopper pilots and people she may or may not have hit with her stolen taxi and/or stolen ambulance. but at least julia, mattie, and anya are safe!

after cassie is blinded and paralyzed(?), her entire personality does a 180 and she becomes a very creepy, ominous woman who serenely predicts the near future of her three adopted teenage girls, illuminated by a giant, weblike window. this is all done in service of setting up the sequel that sony clearly assumes is a given.

cassie attends her colleague/best friend’s sister’s baby shower (who happens to be played by emma roberts, and who also happens to be peter parker’s mother) and is for some reason corralled into playing some baby shower games, including “describe your fondest memory of your mother on a small strip of blue paper” (which cassie deliberately leaves blank, leading to a very awkward explanation of her mother having died in childbirth, but don’t worry, you’ll be fine) and “guess the name of my baby” (which is never actually revealed, because sony apparently has the rights to the name ben, but not peter).

anyone else really craving a nice refreshing can and/or glass bottle of pepsi-cola®️ rn, or is that just me?

#o #madame web #navya pls feel free to add anyth i might have missed #100

[sydneysweeneysource]

SYDNEY SWEENEY. "Madame Web" premiere in Los Angeles.

#sydney sweeney #ssweeneyedit #sydneysweeneyedit #madame web #paola #premiere

[spongebobssquarepants]

#spider man no way home #madame web #memes #meme #posts #twitter #kane52630