#mafia!hotch

[bau-drabbles]

mafia hotch finding out he has a soft spot for the reader and being confused and slightly angry about it 🥹 (i love our man finding out he’s in love and mafia version?? 😵‍💫)

i love mafia hotch sm 🥹❤️‍🔥 this is so soft and sweet :")) feel free to request anything with mafia hotch! <33

i haven't really worked out the details for this so just pretend for now he's a double agent 😩 also might be ooc 🥲

hotch looked up from his desk, his hands paused as they flipped to the next page. it was utterly useless, he couldn't get much further than a few lines. he was too much in his head as he sighed and slammed the case files down, unable to concentrate on anything.

tonight was a big mission, he couldn't afford to lose his head so easily. he knew his team would be on the case which would only make it that much more harder, he couldn't afford to slack yet the only thing he could think of was you.

the frown on his forehead was unmovable, his face was unreadable as he moved his files away and reached for the half empty tumbler. he let the burn of the alcohol swirl on his tongue, inhaling a deep breath as he sank further into his seat.

hotch never claimed to be perfect, he knows his hands are scarred with the blood of many people. he knows his horrible path, he's manipulative and cruel and sly. with a flick of his wrist, he was able to have a person down in seconds. he was never a good guy, he never claimed to be.

but there you were, your annoying presence lighting up his day. perhaps that was why he never liked you

you saw him.

you saw your unit chief fight bravely for every case, working to the bone every night when everyone had already left. true, you didn't know the real reason why he did those things. but his mind liked to indulge in fantasies every so often, liked to think that you could possibly accept him for what he was. maybe you'd be the belle that tamed the beast? maybe this time someone would see the real him and stay? but love was for fools, he had to remind himself.

he hated you, he needed to.

you and your annoying presence, something he thought he could do without. being in the mafia was hard enough, living a life as a double agent was already risky. adding pleasure to the mix was a surefire way to death.... yet despite that all he couldn't seem to understand why he missed your presence?

a strange feeling entered him, something foreign. something he hadn't felt in years, a promise. promise of hope, promise of companion around this time. only the last time time he was this vulnerable to someone, she ended up being the biggest thorn in his side. so he forced it down, forced it to not rear its ugly head ever again. he promised himself he could never fall for another person, not like this. he would never put himself through that again.

hotch leaned back on his chair, his hand around his glass of whiskey. his head was ever so gently tilted to the right, his eyes sparkling under the lights. his heart thumped with an emotion he hasn't felt in years. he noticed something different about him in the last few years, a genuine smile.

oh.... oh

#asks #aaron hotchner x reader #criminal minds fanfiction #unsub!hotch #unsub!hotchner x reader #mafia!hotch #mafia!hotchner

[xervoxs]

*Emily pressing down Spencer to the floor*

Emily: YOU LITTLE BASTARD

*Hotch entering the room*

Hotch: what's going on??

Derek: we were playing mafia and reid killed jj..

Spencer almost crying: IT WAS JUST A GAME

#criminal minds #cm #spencer reid #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #dr spencer reid #incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #cm incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes cm

[ddejavvu]

m.list - aaron hotchner (cont.)

masterlist #1 / masterlist #2

making birthday breakfast for hotch with jack

working through a miscarriage with hotch

perv!hotch | 2

stepdad!hotch | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11

dbf!hotch | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

your love language is physical touch

sub!hotch

hotch saves you from a bad date

hotch scrubs your blood off the wall

kinktober with hotch

hotch runs you a bath

going to an amusement park with the team

hotch brings you breakfast

you scare yourself at night and hotch comforts you

the BAU plays truth or dare

hotch ignores you while you ride him

hotch + 'who did this to you?'

mafia!hotch

hotch thinks about having a kid with you

you figure out a quick way to end an argument with hotch

hotch is sweet on pregnant!reader

showing hotch around your hometown

you have hotch's initials tattooed on you

professor!hotch | 2

leaving lipstick stains on hotch

visiting hotch at work

hotch + casual dominance

demon!hotch

hunter!hotch

taking care of hotch

hotch doesn't know why you sleep on a towel

hotch throws you a 'welcome back' party

king!hotch

dad!hotch | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

dilf!hotch

you really like having hotch's kids

camboy!hotch

baking christmas cookies with the BAU

sharing your snacks with hotch

touch starved!hotch

hotch x bimbo!reader

firefighter!hotch | 2

hotch x touch starved!reader

your daughter loves hotch

hotch + somnophilia

CEO!hotch

doctor!hotch x nurse!reader

lumberjack!hotch

derek finds out you and hotch are seeing each other

giving hotch a massage in front of the team

hotch protects you

you tell hotch you love him

you faint at headquarters and hotch drives you home

hotch dresses to your taste

hotch x cat hybrid!reader | 2

hotch celebrates Hanukkah with you

you accidentally cut yourself and hotch takes care of you

oral cockwarming with hotch

hotch takes care of you when you're sick

you're insatiable and hotch can barely keep up

penelope and derek visit hotch and meet you

the perks of working with your boyfriend, hotch

drunk hotch is handsy

#aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner imagine #aaron hotchner scenario #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotchner fanfic #aaron hotchner fic #aaron hotchner blurb #aaron hotchner drabble #aaron hotchner dialogue #aaron hotchner fluff #aaron hotchner x reader fanfiction #aaron hotchner oneshot #aaron hotchner one-shot #aaron hotchner one shot #aaron hotchner angst #aaron hotchner smut #aaron hotchner x you #aaron hotchner x y/n #aaron hotchner x you fanfiction #aaron hotchner masterlist #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds masterlist

[honeypiehotchner]

another man’s jeans (Hotch x Fem!Reader) -- one shot

Ever since Ashe dropped “Another Man’s Jeans” I have had this idea in mind so BELIEVE ME I am so glad to finally have this out of my brain and in front of y’all. Please scream with me it’s so hot I can’t do this

Friendly reminder that if you’re not 18 or older to not interact with this post please and thank you :)

Summary: You and Aaron used to date years ago, back when you both were too immature to know what you wanted -- but you knew you wanted each other. Now he’s working a case in the city where you live, and you want to have a little bit of fun ;))

Warnings: jealous!Hotch (I KNOW), smut ;) grinding, oral sex (f receiving), brief handjob, slight size kink, unprotected sex (use a condom irl for the love of GOD), dub-con (VERY slight, I think, but there are some moments where I can see it being questionable; just remember reader & Aaron used to be together, so this isn’t their first rodeo with each other, if you know what I mean)

Hotch Masterlist

Once upon a time, you were mine And it made sense, it don’t make sense anymore At times I think about when it did

If someone had told you this morning that Aaron Hotchner would be walking through the front door of your office, then you would’ve kissed them on the mouth.

Five years have passed since you kissed Aaron, but not a single day has gone by that you haven’t thought about him.

You do a brief celebratory spin in your chair before hopping to your feet, and plastering on your grin.

He’s not alone, unfortunately. There’s an older guy with him in an expensive suit with a gold signet ring on his pinky.

“Who let you out of the Mafia?” I joke, looking at Aaron’s friend.

He smiles slightly, but Aaron doesn’t.

“Y/N,” Aaron says, in that same tone you remember from five years ago. When you’d say something you shouldn’t have and he would warn you to stop.

“Aaron,” you reply, in the same tone you always did. Knowing you were annoying him, but loving it.

“The famous Y/N,” Aaron’s friend says. “I’m David Rossi.” He sticks out his hand for you to shake.

“Dave, I do know you,” you shake his hand. “Heard many stories. Good ones, I promise.”

Turning to look at Aaron, you smile. “How are you?”

“Fine,” he says. “We need to speak with your boss.”

You snort. “Funny.”

“I wasn’t joking.”

“Aaron,” you almost roll your eyes. “I am my boss. What do you need?”

Rossi is smirking, looking between the two of you. He had heard many stories about you. From ones that left Aaron with heart eyes to others that left him angrily sipping his whiskey. You were a whirlwind that never left Aaron’s mind. You still haunt him today.

“We’re looking for Avery Dillard,” Rossi says, since Aaron can’t stop staring at you.

“Avery…” you think for a second. “I haven’t seen her today, but I’ll take you to her desk. Come on, this way.”

You wave for them to follow you, listening for their footsteps as you walk down the hallway through the rows of cubicles to Avery’s.

“She usually takes Fridays off, so I didn’t expect to see her today anyway,” you explain. As you lean against the edge of the cubicle walls, you cross your arms. “Can I ask what this is about?”

Aaron and Dave share a look.

“Is there somewhere we can speak privately?” Aaron asks.

A thrill runs through you, even though you know it’s inappropriate. He’s clearly here to work, but God, he looks good.

“Sure, there’s a conference room just over here.”

Dave stays behind at Avery’s desk, but Aaron follows you to the conference room. Unlocking the door, you step inside and flick the light switch. Aaron shuts the door behind himself.

“Have a seat,” he says, gesturing to the table.

Raising an eyebrow, you sit down, knowing immediately that this is a type of serious you’ve never seen from him before. He sits down in the chair next to you, linking his fingers together and resting his hands on the table.

“What’s going on?” you ask again, beginning to feel slightly panicky, which is far from normal for you. Especially not around Aaron.

“Avery was reported missing this morning,” Aaron says gently. “We’re currently investigating a series of kidnappings of young women that have ended in murders. We believe Avery might be connected.”

“Connected? As in…?”

“We don’t know if she’s dead,” he says quickly. “We always assume they are alive unless told otherwise.”

“Okay, but,” you pause, wringing your hands. “You just said the others end in murders.”

“Unfortunately, yes, that is the pattern.”

“Aaron,” you breathe. “This can’t be real.”

“How long has Avery worked with you?”

“Just a few weeks,” you rub your forehead. “Maybe a month, I’d have to check the records to be sure, but not long. She just graduated college, needed a job for the summer. I needed some extra help, and I know how hard it is finding a job for just a summer, so. I told her she was welcome here, and she’s been here since.”

“Did she ever talk about a boyfriend, a girlfriend? Anyone?”

“No, she’s… Oh, not a prude, but you know? She doesn’t hook up with anyone and she’s a very serious dater, which is not what is around here. It’s a lot of one night stands here.”

Aaron’s eyes narrow slightly. “Alright.”

You roll your eyes. “Don’t give me that look.”

“What look?”

“You know the look,” you mutter. “Don’t act jealous. We’re talking about a girl who might be dead. I’m not trying to seduce you — right now.”

He gives you his other look, the annoyed one, but that only fuels you. He should know better.

“You still single?” you ask, resting your chin in your palm.

“When was the last time you saw Avery?” he redirects the conversation immediately.

“So yes,” you nod. “I saw her on Wednesday. She took yesterday off for a doctor’s appointment.”

“The whole day?”

“I don’t judge,” you shrug. “Not my business.”

“Alright,” he says. “I think that’s all for now. I should get back to see what Dave found.”

“Come on,” you smirk, standing to your feet with him. “Are we seriously just gonna pretend like nothing ever happened?”

He opens the door and waves for you to leave.

“Alright,” you shrug. “I see how it is.”

~ ~ ~

I don’t need a bouquet, keep the flowers Let’s go dancing There was a time, not so long ago You couldn’t keep your hands off me

Friday night for you normally means going to a bar, but a Friday night after seeing Aaron for the first time in five years definitely means going to a bar.

Dressed in your favorite outfit to make you feel and look as hot as humanly possible, you head to your regular spot. You texted some friends to see if they want to meet up, but a lot are busy, so you don’t expect much.

Picking a stool at the bar, you settle in and order your first drink.

Within minutes, your night is made.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” you chuckle to yourself, spotting Aaron as he walks into the bar with Dave and a few others.

Sipping your drink with a smile, you wait for him or Dave to notice you.

Aaron notices you first, but Dave speaks to you first.

“This must be a popular place, huh?” Dave says, nudging your shoulder as he slides up next to you.

“Hey you,” you grin. “It’s the best bar around. You made a good choice.”

“Actually, it was Aaron’s idea to come here.”

You raise your eyebrows. “Ah, I see.” Aaron knows you too well. You had forgotten that.

“Want me to go get him?” Dave asks after ordering his drink.

“Nope,” you smirk. “I’ll get him.”

He laughs. “I don’t doubt that. You’re welcome to join us if you’d like.”

“Just might take you up on that offer,” you smirk. “Let me grab another drink.”

“Let me,” Dave says, waving the bartender down.

You’re never one to turn down a free drink, so you let him get your second one.

“We just closed the case,” he says, watching the bartender prepare your drink. “Avery is home safe and sound, completely unharmed.”

You exhale deeply. “Thank god. Thank you for finding her.”

“It’s what we do,” Dave smiles, squeezing your shoulder. “I’m just glad we got there in time.”

You sense he’s done talking about the case, so you don’t ask any other questions. The bartender hands your drink to you, and you follow Dave back to the table.

Instantly, a man with tattoos circling his arms locks eyes with you, offering a grin that you return.

“This is Y/N,” Dave says.

You smile at everyone, leaving your eyes on Aaron’s just a little longer than necessary. By the time you look away, he’s still looking at you.

Perfect.

After getting through introductions, Emily leaves with JJ to get drinks from the bar. This left you with Aaron, Dave, and Derek, who wasted no time in moving closer to you. And you, naturally, wasted no time in leaning closer to him.

Across from you, Aaron’s jaw clenches.

“Morgan, don’t you want a drink?” Dave asks.

“I could use a beer,” Morgan nods. “What’d you get, sweetheart?”

“Dave just bought this one for me,” you smile, lifting your glass. “I’ll hit you up later for the next round, yeah?”

Morgan rubs your arm before sauntering away. Emily and JJ return with cocktails. Aaron’s gaze burns holes through your temple. Dave tells wild stories about his experiences with the Mafia.

The night continues just as it began. Emily and JJ accepted Morgan’s move and even shared looks with you when he would stand a little too close. At one point, his arm snaked around your waist, and that was when Aaron abruptly left the table.

You lean into him a little more. You can’t help it. He’s attractive, smells nice, has a killer smile. And charming, my God.

But, as much as you love those things, he isn’t Aaron. And Aaron is who you’ve been trying to get.

You manage to slip away from Morgan to go to the bathroom, or at least that was your excuse. Truthfully, you wanted to look for Aaron. But you didn’t have to. He was there by the bathrooms, waiting for you.

Walking right up to him, you tilt your head. “You there?”

He barely moves, but he looks at you. “What do you want?”

You laugh nervously. “What are you talking about?”

“I know what you’re doing,” he says.

“Is it working?”

“No.”

You narrow your eyes. “I think it might be.”

He takes a deep breath, which is exactly how you know it is working.

“It’s not a good idea,” he says.

“I didn’t say it was.”

“We’re going back to Virginia tomorrow.”

“I’m aware.”

“Y/N.”

“Aaron,” you take a step closer to him. “Come on.” Give in already.

Come on, make a move If you know what I mean

“We don’t work together,” he says.

“I know,” you reply. “I’m not saying let’s get back together. I’m just saying, let’s have a little bit of fun while you’re here.”

He nods his head back in the direction of the table. “You’re not spending the night with Morgan?”

You glance over your shoulder and shrug. “He’s cute, but he’s not you. I think he knows that.”

Aaron hesitates, shakes his head, then says, “Let me think about it.”

You know what that means, so you roll your eyes. “While you’re doing that, I’ll be dancing.”

Or I can be the girl in another man’s jeans

Spinning around, you head back to the table, looping your arms through Emily and JJ’s. They gladly let you tug them onto the dance floor, which Morgan already occupies. It didn’t take long for him to spot you three and come over, joining the circle.

The two of you dance a little too close, but you don’t mind. He had to have seen you talking to Aaron, and you know he isn’t dumb. You’re either going back to the hotel with Aaron, or with no one.

~ ~ ~

Rossi has a whiskey double waiting for Hotch by the time he comes back to the table.

“Thanks,” Aaron says, picking up the glass.

“No problem,” Dave smirks. “What did Y/N want?”

Aaron doesn’t budge, his eyes glued to you on the dance floor, your body just too close to Morgan’s for Aaron’s liking. But he can’t be jealous. You’re not his anymore. You haven’t been for years.

Aaron tears his eyes away from you to look at Rossi, and his friend recognizes the look. It’s the same look Aaron had in his eyes when he broke up with you. Like every atom in his body is at war with each other, holding him back from running after you.

“You better ask her before Derek does,” Dave says. “And before she says yes.”

Aaron looks up and over to the dance floor where Derek has his hands on your waist. That’s it.

Leaving his drink on the table, barely half finished, Aaron marches onto the dance floor and grabs you.

“We’re leaving” is all you hear before you feel yourself being pulled away from Morgan. You recognize the feel of Aaron’s hands, though, so you willingly let him drag you away.

As you look over your shoulder, Emily and JJ are waving with grins, and Morgan winks. The plan worked perfectly.

~ ~ ~

Is it me, or is it hot? What you want, is what I got

The hotel is a short, two-minute walk from the bar, which is perfect for all purposes. Including the current situation.

You were walking “too slow” according to Aaron, so he promptly picked you up bridal-style when you got outside the bar.

Now, inside the elevator at the hotel, he sets you down, but only so he can back you into the wall.

“You drive me insane,” he says, pressing his body against yours, letting you feel him — all of him. With his mouth on your neck, it takes all of your energy to not let your knees buckle right there.

“That was the plan,” you reply, breathless, head spinning from him.

His arms snake around your waist. His fingers are cool against your skin as they wander underneath your shirt. Then, the elevator settles, and he picks you up again, this time throwing you over his shoulder.

“Aaron!” you hiss, worried someone might be in the hall. Thankfully, though, it’s empty, and his room is just around the corner.

He swipes his keycard and kicks the door open, tossing the card and his wallet on the table as the door closes behind him. He flicks the deadbolt into place at the top of the door, ensuring no unwanted disturbances.

Finally, he sets you down on the bed — well, more like, he drops you, and then climbs on top of you.

It’s all so easy. The rhythm the two of you had is so easy to fall back into.

Your hands cup his cheeks to pull his lips to yours while his hands find their place underneath your shirt, pressed against your waist, squeezing, pulling you into him. You spread your legs and wrap them around him, pulling his body down onto yours.

“Fuck,” he groans into your mouth, his hips involuntarily grinding against your lower half. “Fuck.”

You begin to make your move, wanting your tongue in his mouth and his in yours, but he has other ideas, dipping his head to your neck — to your weakest spots.

It doesn’t take long for him to reduce you to a whimpering mess between the biting and sucking at your neck, grinding against you, and holding you still with one hand at the base of your skull.

The feeling of him is so overwhelming, you feel yourself cumming before you even realize what’s happening.

Aaron goes quiet, gentle kisses on your neck. “You just came, didn’t you?” he asks, and you feel him smile against your skin.

Sheepishly, you reply, “Yeah. Sorry.”

“Don’t apologize,” he says seriously, pulling back to look into your eyes. “I want at least three more out of you.”

Your eyes widen. “Aaron—”

He covers your mouth with his, quieting your protests, knowing that this is exactly what you want.

You’ve never known anyone to distract you as best as Aaron does. Before you know it, your shirt is over your head and your pants are on the floor.

“No bra or underwear?” he asks, raising an eyebrow. “Seriously?”

“It’s laundry day,” you smirk. “Whoops.”

His look turns into a grumpy glare, and you nearly laugh as he’s kicking his pants off and tossing his t-shirt away. “What?”

“You wanted to steal my panties, didn’t you?”

“Be quiet,” he grumbles, laying his body over you once again. “But yes. Obviously.”

“I’ll mail you some,” you say, and you feel him twitch.

“You’re going to be the death of me.”

You grin. “I know.”

He feels your hands on the waistband of his boxers, and he drops his head onto your shoulder, letting you take him out. You know his body almost as well as yours, the right way to hold him, to stroke him. Before long, he’s pulling your hand away, leaving himself right on the edge.

He kisses your lips once, then leaves a trail of pecks all down your body, ending right where you want him.

Your fingers thread through his hair as he kisses your inner thighs, nipping lightly at the skin. On their own, your hips buck, wanting him closer, and he obliges, ready to send you on your way to your second climax of the night.

He holds your hips down as he ravages you, knowing the little touches that send you reeling. You cum embarrassingly fast for the second time tonight, your chest heaving as he doesn’t stop. He eases every last bit of orgasm from you before calming down, kissing all around your legs and hips and stomach.

You claw at his shoulders, wanting him closer and on top of you again. He crawls back up the bed, pausing to kiss you deeply, claiming your mouth with his tongue.

You can tell he’s multitasking, though, preoccupied with rummaging through something on the nightstand. He breaks from kissing you to look up, eyebrows furrowed in concentration.

“What are you looking for?”

“A condom,” he says. “I don’t— Fuck, I don’t have one.”

“For God’s sake,” you mutter, “just fuck me already.”

“Are you sure?”

“I wouldn’t have my hand on your dick right now if I wasn’t sure.”

“Alright, alright.”

He swats your hand away, not because he doesn’t want you to guide him in (because he loves that) but because if you do, he might not last.

He takes his time, remembering the size difference and how long it has been. The last thing he ever wants to do is hurt you.

But you’re not having any of it.

Lifting your hips, Aaron slides home instantly, and cusses when he does. Your eyes close from the blissful feeling of being so full, a feeling you’ve missed much more than you thought.

“Don’t forget you have two left,” he says, breathing hard in between each word.

“If you can last,” you tease, knowing the exact reaction it’ll get out of him — because it’s the one you want.

“Oh, I’ll last,” he says, lifting himself up. “You might be sore tomorrow.”

You grin. “That a promise?”

“It is now.”

And he keeps it.

There’s something about the way Aaron fucks you. You’ve never been able to place it, other than the fact that there is no one like him. You don’t know what it is, or what it could be, but you will never get enough of him.

He fucks without mercy, especially when you egg him on. He knows your weaknesses, the way you love when his whole weight is on top of you, pressing him impossibly deep. You don’t know when you cum for the third time, but it must be around the time when his hips start stuttering.

He regains his composure enough to slip out of you and roll you onto your side, thrusting back into you with ease. Your cries echo off the walls as he holds you against him, tonguing your ear, sucking a hickey where no one can see.

At this angle he reaches all the spots you can’t. All the spots that haven’t been touched since he left. All the spots that have been aching for him for so long.

When you cum for the fourth time, it immediately sends him over the edge, thrusting as deep as he can into you. You thrash in his arms from the overstimulation and he holds you, shushing your cries as his hips thrust gently.

On his final thrust, you ask him to stay inside. His arms tighten around your waist, holding you against him, like he’s wanted to for the past five years.

#aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x fem!reader #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner x you #aaron hotchner smut #hotch #hotch smut #hotch x fem!reader #hotch x reader #hotch x you #criminal minds #aaron hotchner one shot #jealous!hotch #mmmm #complete filth #not even sorry #you're welcome <3

[loopylupinmoons]

i need help finding a fic please! it was about reader sucking aaron off under his desk and someone walks in. they see her head and aaron kinda pushes her back down.

WE FOUND IT LADS!

https://www.tumblr.com/ddejavvu/698356575559106560/i-have-a-mafia-au-hotch-thought-to-share-where?source=share

thank you so much too @warmfresa for find it for me

#aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner smut #aaron hotch smut #aaron hotch x reader #aaron hotchner x reader smut #aaron hotch x reader smut

[sunflowerxthoughts]

Sunflowerxthought’s 200 followers blurb party ✨

Hi!!! Hello! So I hit 200 followers and I thought do a little celebration, One Direction themed of course, anyone can participate as long as you are over 18!

What can you request?

• UP ALL NIGHT - Request a blurb with a song of your choice, can be literal or inspired!

• ROCK ME - Send a smutty blurb or a p!link and you’ll get a blurb based on it!

• EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU - Send a headcannon you’d link to discuss!

• OLIVIA - Send an AU and a character: band!AU, bbf!AU, muggle!AU, coffeshop!AU, …

• STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - Send anything dark!: Mafia!AU, DBF!AU, …

• LAST FIRST KISS - Send anything! You wanna ask me something, need a few kind words, have a rec, want to become mutuals, want to tell me about your day, anything!

CHARCTERS ARE IN THE TAGS, and for this one celebration, I’m writing for Hotch, Lily and Poly!Wolfstar too ✨

Status: OPEN

Thank you all so much. This is crazy💖

- B🌻

#eddie munson x reader #james potter x reader #remus lupin x reader #siruis black x reader #poly!marauders x reader #spencer reid x reader #fred weasly x reader #oliver wood x reader #lily evans x reader #aaron hotch x reader

[radiant-reid]

i’ve always been curious to what majors the bau did… we all know spencer’s but what about the rest?

oh this is such a good idea

so yeah we know Spencer's are PhD in Maths, Chemistry, and Engineering then BAs in Psychology, Sociology, and Philosophy (which he presumably finished since he mentions doing it in s4)

as for the rest of them, here's what i think

Educated guesses based on canon:

Alex Blake she did a double major at Berkeley, and since her Ph.D. is (presumably, based on what she teaches) in forensic linguistics, it would make sense at least one of her majors was in English language and literature, for the other half, I could see her doing something like psychology/sociology because that relates to the PhD

Rossi he was in the Marine Corps in the Vietnam War (he was also in the mafia, my personal hc), and he said that he went to community college to study criminal justice but he wanted to do sports appreciation

Hotch he got his JD from GWU so to get into law school, he probably did his undergraduate degree in criminal justice or political science. possibly psychology, but my wildcard is he did history because he's a nerd (affectionate)

JJ went to University of Pittsburgh and then Georgetown in at least her senior year but maybe more. because she starts off as the liaison, i think she majored in communications and i think she transferred to DC originally because she considered going into politics

Tara since she worked in the FBI as a forensic psychologist, interviewing serial killers, before she worked in the BAU, it makes sense that her PhD would be in forensic psychology and her bachelor's would probably be in psychology or maybe a double with criminology

Emily like pretty much everyone else, she worked elsewhere in the FBI before the BAU. she also worked for Interpol. easy guesses are criminal justice, psychology, and possibly international relations. personally, i think political science which she agreed to so her mom would pay, and they're estranged because Emily then went and joined the FBI rather than becoming a politician or socialite

Noncollege (in real life, i actually don't think you can work in the FBI without having a degree but this rule doesn't apply here)

Penelope dropped out of Caltech. they have an excellent computer science course so she probably was enrolled for that

Luke went into the army

Matt was a police officer and then in the army

Total guesses

Kate Callahan She worked sex crimes before she started at the BAU (she's actually wrapping up a case in her first episode) so my total guess of her college major would be criminal justice, criminology or psychology

Elle Greenaway She was in the Seattle field office before the BAU and her specialty seems to be sex crimes so probably criminal justice, criminology or psychology previously in other departments of the FBI and Interpol at some point as well as lots of undercover work. i think criminal justice, criminology or psychology again because that fits with the line of work, but i also think international relations

#somehow i didn't just say they were all political science majors #go me fr #criminal minds #criminal minds hc #criminal minds headcanons

[ragingstillness]

How I think the various members of the BAU would fare were they given Spencer’s prison plot line

Note: this is based off of how prisons are depicted in the show and in fiction in general and these are my personal hcs

Emily:

I think Emily is about the only one who could survive in prison personality unchanged. Maybe slightly more unhinged, but she’d make her strength known quickly and probably become the leader of a girl gang

JJ:

JJ would play up the Halo Effect Killer aspect, using unsubs she’d seen as a model for behaving like you used your beauty to escape consequences for your crimes. She’d master a dead-eyed stare and not speak often

Penelope:

Penelope would be perceived as weak at first and might face some bullying, but if she tapped into her hacker persona and used her actual crimes she’d gain prison cred. She wouldn’t be a member or leader of a gang but she’d have a few hanger ons and people wouldn’t mess with her

Tara:

Tara’s height and natural physicality would serve her well in prison. She’s also got a very good intimidating stare. People would be afraid to start with her. She’d also immediately begin working out in the yard, showing how very bad an idea it would be to mess with her

Kate:

Kate wouldn’t have a good time in prison. Her heart is too big. She’s definitely end up in a big sister position for some of the younger inmates and would likely often get into conflicts with the guards for being too rough

Ashley:

Ashley would walk into prison with cred. She would be unbothered but her volatile temper would only get worse

Elle:

Elle would not have to fight to get respect. She exudes this do-not-fuck-with-me energy that promises that she can be scary if pushed. She also wouldn’t be afraid of anything and calm under pressure. If someone did mess with her, her vengeance would be swift and untraceable

Jordan:

Jordan would get into a lot of fights in prison. She would win, but she’d get into a lot of fights and she’d fight dirty. Eventually she’d become a lieutenant in a girl gang

Alex:

Alex couldn’t be messed with because she’s too unbothered. She wouldn’t get involved in any arguments or rise to provocation, just dismiss it all with a cutting word. Her age would grant her respect as well.

Derek:

Derek would survive prison but he’d be quite traumatized by his experiences. He’d be stoic on the outside and horrified on the inside. He’d try his hardest to not join a gang, probably inventing some sort of reason why he couldn’t. Like Kate he’d get thrown in solitary for fighting with the guards over abuse of power and that’s when he’d silently cry over everything he’s seen

Stephen:

Stephen would be very chill about the whole thing. He has such kind vibes that as long as he stayed in his lane he wouldn’t be messed with, the type to form genuine friendships on the inside.

Luke:

Like Stephen, Luke would get along with people easily. He’d only become angry if directly provoked. Lots of posturing, not a ton of real physical follow through although Luke certainly could if he wanted to

Hotch:

Hotch has the strongest case of don’t-fuck-with-me face that I’ve ever seen. So he’d be fine, so long as he didn’t let anyone find out he was an fbi agent or a father. I think the former would be harder to hide and also more dangerous to reveal.

Dave:

Dave would have a leg up because of the stereotype surrounding older Italian men in prison. He’s just gotta be part of the mafia right? As a storyteller and a profiler, Dave would be able to weave just enough truth into his stories to make himself seem very intimidating and impressive. As long as the ruse holds up, and it would hold up to most scrutiny, he’d be just fine, if a bit lonely

Matt:

Matt would kick ass in prison but he wouldn’t have to very often. His arms alone would deter most attackers unless they were a group. Even then, they might make it out alive but not unscathed

Spencer:

Frankly the way they portrayed Spencer felt pretty in character to me, but that could just be confirmation bias talking. I am amazed that Spencer never came up with the idea of escape, I feel like he’d turn to that before other crimes like drug running. I also expected him to make up an entirely different identity for himself rather than slowly just become a bit darker

Would love to hear people’s thoughts, but not looking to start an argument

#cm #criminal minds #criminal minds meta #criminal minds hcs

[spritehouse]

ShortMC's Tumblr Writing Masterlist

This list is for my Criminal Minds Writing on Tumblr

—Challenges:

–Criminal Minds Greif Fic Challenge Open

—Drabbles/WIPs:

-Rain Drabble: Spencer x Open/Unspecified | Seeing an ex in the rain after their relationship falls apart

-A Heavy Dose of Atmosphere: Moreid | Derek & Spencer breakup

-Midnight: Emily & Spencer (platonic) | Emily takes Spencer to Denny's for waffles and milkshakes before helping him get sober

-No Big Deal (I love you): Moreid | From this concept | Hanahaki AU

-I Know Those Eyes (who are you to me?): Ralvez | Luke & Spencer meet during s2 while they're both struggling. In s13, Spencer doesn't remember it, but Luke does

-Doors a Kid Shouldn't Walk Through: Moreid/Ralvez | The BAU gets a case that digs up Spencer, Derek, and Luke's pasts, forcing them to reveal some guarded secrets & make some difficult decisions

-Doors a Kid Shouldn't Walk Through Derek/Spencer/Luke | Unfinished fill from Whumptober 2023

-Give it up to You (I surrender) Moreid | Unfinished fill from Whumptober 2023

-Dads!Ralvez Ralvez | From these headcanons | Luke and Spencer as fathers

-Luke & The 187 System Ralvez/Gen | 187 System from the I've Been Having Revelations Verse

-Hum of Contact, Sound of Collisions Ralvez | Part 3 of the Black Hole Series

-Ashes, Ashes, In My Arms: Derek/Spencer/Luke | From this concept | Ghost!Spencer x Teenage!Derek & Luke

-Post-Prison Relapse: Ralvez | From this concept | Spencer relapses after prison. Unlike last time, Luke does everything in his power to help him.

-Post-5x01 (Nameless, Faceless): Ralvez | Luke finds Spencer after struggling to take care of himself following his knee injury

-Slow Down: Moralvez (Derek/Luke emphasis) | Derek takes care of Luke during a depressive episode while Spencer is away

—Concepts & Prompts: tagged with #lex prompts

–AU Concepts: -Emily & Spencer x Natasha & Clint (Avengers) -Mafia!AU + Elaboration -Unsub!Ralvez -Non-Verbal!Spencer x HoH!Luke + Derek + Part 3 + Their Cat + Roxy -Dads!Ralvez -Psychic!Ralvez -Teenage!Ralvez -Soul Bound!Ralvez -Bond Break Ralvez AU -Ghost!Spencer AU -Poly Derek/Spencer/Luke + NSFW -Married Moreid -Post-Prison Spencer Relapses -Catholic Luke -Survivor Solidarity Derek/Spencer/Luke -Kidnapped a/b/o Ralvez -Early Seasons Ralvez -Childhood Friends to Lovers Derek/Spencer/Luke -Foster Kids Derek/Spencer/Luke -Regency Derek/Spencer/Luke -Unhealthy, Early Seasons Ralvez -Non-BAU Spencer + Caretaker Luke -Prison Era Derek/Spencer/Luke -Fighting Ring a/b/o Ralvez -College Derek/Luke

–Gender-Related Concepts: -Chemtrails Over The Country Club T4T Ralvez -Trans JJ -Transfem T4T Ralvez

–Misc Concepts: -Post-Lauren Ralvez -Spencer x Two Birds (song) -Screaming in the rain -"It's getting bad again" -Getting Old Together -Luke Experiencing Dom Drop -Werewolf!Spencer x Human!Luke -Derek & Luke Speaking Spanish -Luke's Ranger Past

–Prompts: -"On Repeat" Prompts

—Headcanons: tagged with #lex hcs

–Emily: -Teenage/Young Emily

–Hotch: -Teenage/Young Hotch -Arospec Hotch

–Luke: -Queer + Neurodivergent Headcanon -Autistic!Luke + Part 2 -Separation Anxiety Headcanon -Catholic!Luke

–Spencer: -Genderfluid Spencer -Spencer's Tattoos -Stutter/Speech Impediment Headcanon

–Ravlez: -OCD/Echolalia Headcanon -Headaches Headcanon -Headcanon Dump 1 -Parenting Headcanonss -Argument Roles -T4T Dynamics -Sign Language Headcanon -Indecisive Cuddlers Headcanon -Cat/Dog Duo

–Derek/Spencer/Luke -Headcanon Dump -Sex Dynamics -Whistle Stim/Tic Headcanon -Cat Shape Shifting Headcanons

–Other: -Stims/Tics Headcanons -Dæmon Forms

My Ao3 Masterlist My (old) Editing Masterlist

Happy Reading!

#criminal minds #shortmc #masterlist

[maschotch]

I fully believe Rossis in the mob,,,,yet how did he get a job at the FBI!? Haven't worked that one out yet

andhskhd no literally the hell did he get past the screening process?? its supposedly pretty thorough… and i dont think he was w the mob long enough to get information that would be valuable enough to earn him a reprieve… so wtf?

i dont remember exactly when it was said (bc i dont give a shit ab rossi akdhsjdh), so i may be pulling this timeline outta my ass but: im p sure he was in the mob before he was in the military?? we know he was in vietnam and he didnt see the end of the war so he was discharged before 1975… and then he joined the fbi??? why did he do that akdhsj why didnt he just stay w the mafia??

his timeline is as convoluted as hotch’s and thats SAYING something

#everytime i typed out mob…. mob psycho….. #asks #cm crit

[bau-drabbles]

(hello hope you're doing good 🤠) MAFIA HOTCH BUT HE "hates" READER. THEY'RE TURF ENEMIES OR WHATEVER AND HE ALWAYS HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET RID OF HER ONCE AND FOR ALL AND TAKE OVER HER STUFF BUT HE NEVER TAKES IT CAUSE HE LOVES THE CAT AND MOUSE GAME WITH HER BUT HE REALLY GETS ON HER NERVES (kinda giving enemies to lovers or Batman and Joker if you squint lol)

OMG PLS 😵‍💫😵‍💫🫶🫶 i really want to write a more in depth version but tumblr deleted it 😭

hotch such a cocky bastard, he knows exactly how to get under your skin and he will test every limit in your body. to watch you snap or break, you're not sure which one. he has every means to dispose of you and your team, he knows every trick in the book. and being a bau profiler on top of that, he's almost unstoppable.

you're so sure he hates your guts, everytime he looks at you is with a frown or a manipulative smile when he knows he's gotten what he wants. he barely even acknowledges you unless it's to point out your faults and how you're too unfit to run a dangerous business. how he always threatens to swipe everything from under you, leave you in the dust

only you don't catch the small hint of the smike behind his facade, watching you for a second longer than he should. the small hint of emotion crossing his eyes when you reply back with a sparky comment, his mouth curving into the smallest hints of a smile when he sees your face crumpled up in anger. who knew anger could look gorgeous on someone? he dares wonder how you look with a smile, how you'd look like smiling to him? but those fantasies are too painful to imagine so he settles for the next best thing he gets.

he could overpower you, take everything you've ever built away, eliminate everyone who works for you in a second but he likes the competition. or rather he enjoys the company, your company. even if you're constantly scowling at him, it's better than nothing 🥹

#asks #aaron hotchner x reader #criminal minds fanfiction #mafia!hotchner #mafia!hotch #unsub!hotch

[moonlight-breeze-44]

Dear Gifter...

Hello, friends! As the year draws to a close, it's that time again for me to enlist in a whole host of Secret Santas to bring everyone some December cheer and hopefully put a lot of smiles on a lot of faces :)

A few of the gift exchanges I've participated in for years are changing their formats for signups this year, so I'm adjusting with them! I decided that, in order to make it easier for my various gifters to know what I like, I'd create this 'Dear Gifter' post to link to them!

So, if you have me for a Secret Santa exchange this year, this next part's for you <3

I've listed some general likes/dislikes, as well as fandom-specific likes/dislikes for the major fandoms I participate in gift exchanges for! If you'd like a list of specific likes for a fandom not mentioned below, just shoot me an ask on anon and I'll post one :)

General Likes:

Angst, hurt/comfort, mental health issues, self-harm, abuse, trauma, nightmares, autistic characters, asexual characters, poly relationships, QPRS, crackfics, college AUs, high school AUs, soulmate AUs, coming out fics, getting together/first kiss, non-sexual BDSM, BDSM AUs, Christmas fics, rarepairs, unrequited love, paranormal AUs

General Dislikes:

Alcohol (**TRIGGER**), smut/NSFW, sickfics, bugs, vomit, extremely detailed gore, physical whump/torture, mafia AUs, royalty AUs

For Shadowhunters:

Likes: Alec Lightwood centric, Autistic Alec, Asexual Alec, any fics that deal with Alec's self-harm, pre-canon fics, Lightwood sibling feels, parabatai feels, worldbuilding (ESPECIALLY in regards to the Fae Realm), HOTI Alec, trans Magnus, Malec, Jalec, Malace, Jimon, Lysabelle, immortal Malec, different first meeting, sub Alec, Dom Magnus, switch Jace, sub Jace, Dom Simon

Dislikes: S3 plotline NOT including the wedding, Inquisitor Alec, good parents Maryse and Robert Lightwood, bad parabatai Jace Lightwood, Clizzy, Luke/Maryse, Dom Alec, reverse AUs

For Leverage:

Likes: Eliot Spencer centric, pre-canon fics, Eliot/Damien Moreau, any fics that explore a fucked up/abusive relationship between Eliot and Damien Moreau, Autistic Eliot, Autistic Parker, ADHD Hardison, trans Eliot, asexual Parker, the OT3, Eliot/Quinn, Nate & Eliot as father/son or master/slave, cooking, botany/gardening, character study, post-canon fics, Leverage team as family, Dom Parker, sub Eliot, switch Hardison

Dislikes: Romantic Eliot/Nate, total AUs (i.e., not within the Leverage universe, such as college AUs), MCD, angst with no happy ending, Dom Eliot, sub Parker, unrequited love

For Detroit: Become Human:

Likes: Reed900, Gavin Reed centric, RK900 centric, Markus centric, reverse AUs, Hank & Connor as father/son, Jericho polycule, Simarkus, romantic Hankcon, Detroit: Evolution/Detroit Reawakening universe, slice of life, case fics, any fics set during the Android Revolution, asexual Nines, agender/non-binary Nines, non-binary Gavin, trans Gavin, Gavin Reed backstory/character study, aromantic Kara, detective/cop AUs, sub Gavin, Dom Nines

Dislikes: Fics that portray Gavin Reed in a bad light, POV Connor, POV Kara, total AUs (i.e. not within the realm of the DBH universe) EXCEPT detective AUs, Dom Gavin, sub Nines

For Criminal Minds:

Likes: Emily Prentiss centric, Jemily, Morcia, Morreid, BAU as family, case fics, Reid's drug use, Emily Prentiss with a self-harm habit, cottagecore/farm life/small town AUs, Autistic Hotch, Autistic Reid, ADHD Emily Prentiss, AuDHD Penelope Garcia, asexual Reid, JJ backstory/character study, infidelity (specifically JJ cheating on Will), pre-canon fics, Momily, kid fics, seasons 3-7

Dislikes: Breakups (except JJ/Will), MCD (angst with no happy ending is totally fine as long as there's no MCD!), events past Season 13

Thank you for reading! Remember, if the information you're looking for isn't here, please don't hesitate to shoot me an ask and I'll be happy to add it :) I hope everyone has a great winter and happy holidays if you celebrate! <3

#secret santa #gift exchange #fandom event #fic exchange #about me #em's raging secret santa obsession

[ddejavvu]

i have a mafia au hotch thought to share where someone walks into his office and you’re under his desk giving him a blowjob so you lift your head at the sound of the door opening but he pushes it back down without even breaking eye contact with the person who’s walking in. even better if it’s a woman who’s been throwing herself at him, making it known to her he already has someone else 😏

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

this post is 18+, minors dni.

"Sir," The tinny voice that comes from just outside the door boils your blood, but you don't have time to react before there's the click of the lock. Apparently the bolt hadn't been latched all the way, and Aaron's secretary strides in amongst the click click click of her heels. You feel drool seep from the seam of your lips, landing on Aaron's carpet. He'll scold you later for being so messy, but now, with his cock in your mouth, he'll leave you be.

Your instincts are slow on the uptake, and your head rises. You're almost certain she gets nothing more than a flash of your hair, the slight outline of your head from under the desk, but it's enough to cut her off.

"I brought you-" She stops, surely staring at you. You feel one of Aaron's massive hands land on your head, and he shoves you down under the desk once more. It buries his cock further into your mouth and you gag, feeling it hit the back of your throat. It's a wet, obscene wretching sound that you know clues the woman in if nothing else had.

"This." She finishes unceremoniously, dropping something onto his desk. It makes a thump, and the packaging rustles. It sounds like paper, and you smell something sweet; she's brought him a muffin from the cafe downtown.

"Thank you," Aaron's voice is calm, smooth as he keeps pressure on your head. You can tell she rushes out by the much more frantic clickclickclick of her heels, and once the door shuts behind her Aaron's hand lifts off of your head.

"You'd think, in this business, she'd know how to knock." Aaron scoffs, the end of his sentence punctuated with a grateful groan as your hand comes off of the carpet to cup his balls.

"'Better leave you alone now," You barely take his cock out of your mouth enough to speak, your words warped and muffled around him, "Fuckin' sick of her."

#aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner imagine #aaron hotchner scenario #aaron hotchner oneshot #aaron hotchner one shot #aaron hotchner one-shot #aaron hotchner headcanon #aaron hotchner headcanons #aaron hotchner hc #aaron hotchner hcs #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotchner fanfic #aaron hotchner blurb #aaron hotchner drabble #aaron hotchner fic #aaron hotchner dialogue #aaron hotchner x reader fanfiction #multiverse mondays #ddejavvu's multiverse mondays #mafia!hotch

[hoe-tchner]

i know rossi like deals with the mob/mafia and he has ties, but does hotch? i forgot if he did or nah. 

[hoe4hotchner]

I love how you write mafia Hotch !! Can you do one where he's in the middle of satisfying his girl and his team walks in with "important matters" and he's like "I'm in the middle of my own, handle it yourself" and reader gets more turned on by it ?? Please. ?

"What now!?" Aaron groaned as a group of his men walked into his office. His fingers curling against your spot as he kept working his magic on you. He had one arm wrapped around your waist, your legs spread wide open by his as you sat as still as possible in his lap. Your cunt was on full display to the five men.

They watched with hungry gazes as you rolled your eyes back into your head at the pleasure, hearing the mewls coming from your throat. How they wished that they were the ones to make you sound like that.

"There are some problems with one of the clubs." One of the men stepped forward, knowing that Aaron hated having you hear their business dealings as he used one of the man's code names for his undercover operations.

"And? Can't you see that I'm in the middle of something? You're fully capable of handling it yourself." Aaron stopped his movements for a brief moment as he scolded his men. You whined impatiently at him making him pull them out. Aaron's free hand landed a slap on your puffy lips, causing you to yelp out in surprise, but it somehow made you hornier. Slick almost dripping out of your already abused hole.

"I'm so sorry, sir. We'll figure it out." The man spoke with a lowered head. He licked his lips, something that didn't go unnoticed by Aaron as they walked out again.

"I bet you liked that you dirty whore. Now let's see where we left off." He grinned into your ear. His dark, raspy voice send shivers down your spine and made the pulse in your clit throb.

As he plunged his fingers back into you, the squelching sound of your juices filled the air, along with the pleasured screams of his name that you emitted every single time he made you come. He wanted everyone in the house to hear just how good he made you feel. Who you belonged to. This was nothing more than an ego booster for him right now, even though he loved you more than anything and would fall flat on his knees for you, you were still great at making his men jealous of his success.

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[sasarahsunshine]

Aesthetic for “Criminal Obsession.”

#lost in New York #criminal minds #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #criminal minds fandom #Heid #hotchreid #mafia au #sugar daddy Aaron hotchner #sugar baby Spencer Reid #work in progress #Hotch x Reid #Aaron hotchner and Spencer Reid #Reid x Hotch #new fic in the making