*licks Furfur*
@furfurs-fotos: *resists the urge to lick back*
@ligur-duke-of-hell: what's wrong with him? why isn't he licking?
@duke-hastur: he's trying to stay faithful to one of his wives, @trans-darbie
@duchess-shax: pathetic. I mean, he always was, but now he's even more pathetic.
@ligur-duke-of-hell: you wanna try that, too, Hastur? this staying faithful thing?
@duke-hastur: ...possibly.
@duchess-shax: *shakes her head* well I'm not giving in to peer pressure. I'm staying a whore.
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It is time! Mostly because I forgot to post it earlier.
Rare Omens Prompt List: February 2024
Rare Omens is a month of fan works starring less commonly seen or paired up characters. For Good Omens TV series fans, these are creations NOT centered on the angel Aziraphale with the demon Crowley. This is for all types of relations: friendship, coworkers, enemies, lovers, and more!
Don't like a prompt? Skip it!
AO3 Collection: Rare_Omens
Text list below cut.
1: Lucifer + Michael
2: Horsepersons of the Apocalypse
3: Muriel + Saraqael
4. Series 1 Human + Series 2 Human
5. Beelzebub + Shax
6. Aziraphale + Gabriel
7. Hastur + Ligur
8. Muriel + Eric
9. Crowley + Furfur
10. Beelzebub + Gabriel
11. Aziraphale + Muriel
12. Crowley + Lucifer
13. Shax + Furfur
14. Crowley + Shadwell
15. Aziraphale + Tracy
16. Anathema + Newt
17. Nina + Maggie
18. Crowley + Gabriel
19. Aziraphale + Beelzebub
20. Crowley + Muriel
21. Trio of Characters
22. Crowley + Shax
23. Michael + Uriel
24. Pairing Not Listed
25. Aziraphale + Historical Human
26. Crowley + Historical Human
27. Beelzebub + Dagon
28. Adam + Warlock
29. Reverse AU Pair
Thanks for joining YEAR 4! Our tags are: Rare Omens, Rare Omens 2024
I'll be reblogging here and Twitter, possibly bluesky if I can remember. You can fill a day's prompt WHEREVER YOU LIKE. Some folks don't finish their story until months later. So long as you TAG THIS ACCOUNT, I'll see if and share it along.
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Yes, good omens is my Roman Empire and all, ineffable husbands and everything, yes I think about them on a constant basis but for the very first time, I found myself thinking about Hastur and Ligur.
Why is it only occurring to me on a random Wednesday night that they aren’t together anymore, and it’s far worse than the ineffable divorce..
They were boyfriends!!
Rewatching good omens s1 won’t be the same when I hear Hastur scream at Ligur’s death.
Imagine Hastur having to live an eternity without Ligur…
Imagine if that happened to Aziraphale and Crowley!!
I would discorporate immediately!
*Sigh* I just love angst
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You are a tall boi (gn)
It's the platform shoes.
But why are you saying good night. It's morning. And it should be bad night/morning. I'm a demon and demons are bad.
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Do I qualify to join?
- @landertheliondemon
Please fill out the attached application form.
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Hastur and the high heeled boots
Crowley: HASTUR WHERE ARE MY BOOTS
Hastur: ...nowhere... or up your angel's boyfriend's ass...
Crowley: I WISH I KILLED YOU INSTEAD OF LIGUR YOU JACKASS!!
Ligur's ghost: FUCK YOU CROWLEY
(god) Hastur stares down at his new boots and says to himself.
i feel tall in this... i wonder what Beelzebub will say I'm sure that they'll will like this on her silly archangel...
Crowley: haaaassssstuuurrrrr
Beelzebub: SHUT UP CROWLEY NO ONE CAREZZ IF HASTUR HAS YOUR BOOTZ!! HE LOOKZ GOOD IN THEM
Crowley: FUCK YOU TOO YOU FLY BITCH
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Here There Be Monsters
Welcome to the Ineffable Good Omens Kinktober! This list features one monster type and one monster trope for each day, pick one or the other or combine them for something truly monsterous 😏
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Can u duckify the maggot husbands?
well I tried but HERES THE MAGGOT HUSBANDS
I might draw them more tbh. And by the way if anyone has any suggestions on what to duckify feel free to suggest them!
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