Me: Well, tell me which house you are sending me to, oh magic hat.
Hat: You laugh at me, little child?
Me: No, I just love knowledge, I am fair, faithful and cunning. I can approach every department and we change as we grow up. Now I can approach Hufflepuff, and after a few years to Ravenclaw, and in the seventh year to Slytherin in general. Why this stereotypical selection? And how does this selection process work? Are you reviewing memories or feeling my character traits or strongest emotions? Are you a magical creature or is it a well-tuned spell, maybe a potion?
Hat: RAVENCLAW
Me: Hey, you didn't answer my questions!
Hat: Cunt to the table Ravenclaw.
Me: I don't want to guess puzzles every time! Wait!
Haven’t had many new beers recently. I haven’t even ventured out to some of the new and local breweries. Working at a brewery, with a great discount, keeps me drinking the usually stuff. Gonna have to change that. Social Lubricant Double IPA from Gnarly Barley Brewing, Go Pils from 3 Sons Brewing, oldie but goodie, Magic Hat #9 from Maggie Hat Brewing!
Shout-out to the truck stop halfway between Seattle and Portland that had a hat the perfect match for my suit and so well fitted it stayed on at 75mph with the top down???
Anyway I looked so good today a random Portlandian slowed down for an inspo photo. Good luck boy 🍀
My entry for the Clip Studio Paint's 35th contest. The theme was magic, and how could I possibly resist magic?
A behind the scenes look at the WIP of this is, you guessed it, available to patrons.