#mairéad 🥺

[bunkernine]

what if leo accidentally burned up frank's stick and frank died during the end battle, so then all that tension between them would've finally exploded into something meaningful, because that would completely turn everyone against each other. i can see it now: Jason and Piper defending Leo, saying it's an accident, Percy and Hazel losing their minds. One of the first few GreekvsRoman casualties and it just gets progressively worse and worse, and BOY if you thought Leo was ostracized then imagine what'll happen now, it just gets worse and worse-

#leo valdez #frank zhang #thanks to dingdong haha ((I KNOW THATS NOT YOUR NAME ITS JUST FUNNY CAUSE WHENEVER I SEE THE NOTIF A BELL RINGS IN MY HEAD SBSJSJNSJS)) 💞💞 #i just think someone couldve died!!! #hoo #boo #blood of olympus #but i also think someone in the seven CAUSING the death wiildve been insane too #mairéad 🥺

[aerobicide]

🤓. i have seen your ask. humble me.

You’re a senior in high school which means that ur probably pretentious bc you feel grown 😠😠 You talk to Caitlyn despite the fact that she’s EVIL and bullies me on the daily. You’re also white so get well soon.

#this was hard ur smart and ily 🥺 #ask #mairéad 👁👁 #isabelle answers

[saltwaterspite]

🥺 (hi brin!!!! 💞)

mairéad!! my first impression of you was intimidated cause you had the canon url of thelosttrio and you seemed so cool and funny. and i legit freaked out when you followed me back cause i was like i am not cool enough for this sjladfhaasljdf. i also immediately thought your name was so so pretty and i still do like i love your name. but you seemed so chill and hilarious and really well spoken alksjdf

#its also nice to see someone who key-smashes as much as i do aksdjf #ily mairéad youre legit the best #mairéad tag #asks

[bunkernine]

[Image Description: A blue Nokia 3310 edited so the screen reads as CHB with a strawberry on top. Surrounding the phone are various messages in a texting font in varying sizes. From left to right, the messages are: 

“i h8 chb LOL” 

“YOU DID NOT SAY HE BREATHESQ FIRE”

 “kronos is cool LOL” 

“Chiron I’m lost :(” 

“want new sword horseman” 

“SOS we r hngry” 

“look at the heart mr directr <3″ 

“butoms r cool” 

“ROFL.SOS.” 

“bad lady ded!”

“how 2 fly” 

“bledding out” 

“quest bud is boring, prtnd this is imprtnt” 

“34 messages” 

“gtg mster” 

“givf trav the fone” 

“r there purple demigods” 

“gnna run awy” 

“a a a a”

End ID.]

(it's a strawberry because, you know, they used the delphi cover 🍓 just in case)

i said the first demigod phone was an android and @deithe​ hit me with a “it’s a nokia brick” and that shit THREW me, now we know why demigods don’t have phones until a certain hephaestus nuisance probably creates them post-toa and hits everyone with the newest touchscreen with his stupid siri rip-off called ivlivs (Julius) because he misses his old buddy who used to hold that weapon :(

#chb extended 📚 #i mean not really lol haha #my first phone was a flip phone 😩✊ #leo valdez #because 🥴 well you know why #jason grace #because... you know 😩 #i said trav because i was going to make it things annabeth percy and grover text in tlt but decided against it #but i left it cause im lazy 💀 #my favorite is bledding out 😭😭😭 because that was a literal typo i wrote and then left it 😩😩😩🙈🙈🙈 #mairéad 🥺 #let's see

[bunkernine]

New Rome Make-up 🙋🙋🙋👹🙋

So a question always considered about New Rome is if its a solely magical town. For the most part it is, but there are also a few mortals as well! Some of the more involved mortals handle the domestic affairs outside of New Rome, but others treat New Rome as a normal town. It begs the question: how many mortals live in New Rome?

tl;dr? New Rome is home to many! In the city's population, about 73% of citizens are a legacy, 19.7% are monsters, 7.3% are mortal, but only 2.4% of the population can't see through the mist!✨While one in every 5 people is a monster, roughly only one in 40 people can't see through the mist!

Here's the deep dive if you went below the Read More 💕:

This is a (rough) make-up of the town:

[Image Description: Two pie charts, both titled "New Rome Population". The first pie chart is made of three colors: purple, the biggest chunk labeled 73.0% representing Legacies; green, the next biggest chunk labeled 19.7% representing Monsters; and blue, the smallest chunk labeled 7.3% representing Humans. The second pie chart is the same, except the purple slice is now divided between a dark and bright purple. The dark purple represents "Legacies (First Gen) and is only 20% of the pie chart, while the bright purple is worth 53.0% of the pie chart. It is labeled as "Legacies (Non-First Gen)". END ID]

About 73% of those in New Rome are legacies of some sort because of generations of Romans living here, while only about 20% of the entire population are first-generation demigods (this number increases exponentially when Greeks begin to move in). There are more friendly monsters than mortals which makes sense- it's probably best to live under the surveillance of demigods rather than getting sliced and diced on the street. The term 'Monsters' is applied to most creatures, for instance, Argus, satyrs, talking animals, and pegasi fall into this category. However this means that over 91.7% of New Rome is filled with magical beings. What is the other 7.3%?

🔍 Here is a closer look on that <10%:

There is no research on how many mortals can see through the Mist. It's assumed that all mortal parents to demigod children can see through the mist, but this isn't true! So we'll take our percentage based on the Seven: Sally, Emily, and Fredrick are definite yeses; Tristan is a confirmed no; Esperanza, Beryl, and Marie are questionable. We'll move Marie to yes, because it seems very likely with her Hecate connection, and we'll move Beryl to yes as well (she bragged about getting with Zeus twice so it's assumed she knows). Esperanza will be moved to the no's, for lack of evidence to sway her over.

So if the Seven is our sample, then 5/7 mortals would see through the mist. However, we have to remove Emily Zhang as she is the only one who also classified as a legacy- not a normal mortal. So that makes it 4/6 mortals.

Back to the 7.3%.... only 2/3 of those can see the mist, so 1/3 of the mortals living in New Rome can not see through the Mist! This is about 2.4% of all New Rome citizens are normal mortals living in a strange town with no clue!

Imagine living in a place where children disappear and run around in armor, statues seem to move, there's whispers of a ghost, and neighbors don't come out in the day. What a cute little town 😌

So we get these stats:

73% of citizens are a legacy

20% of legacies have a god as a parent

19.7% of citizens are monsters

7.3% of citizens are mortal

2.4% of citizens can't see through the mist (are not clear sighted)

🙋👹🙋🙋🙋👹🙋🙋🙋🙋👹🙋🙋🙋🙋👹🙋🙋

Why live in New Rome if you're a mortal?

New Rome was created for a safe place for demigods, and mortals we're not kept in mind, but here are the most common reasons why a mortal lives there:

→ 👶 born into a legacy family but genes got a little skimpy down the line

→ 👰 married to a legacy

→ 👪 parent of a demigod child, clear sighted or not (Frederick vs Tristan)

→ 🙈 mixed family of clear sighted mortals and those who can't see through the mist (Sally vs Paul)

→ 😳 safety from evil monsters (Sally & Tristan's kidnapping)

→ 👀 curious clear sighted mortals (Rachel before becoming the Oracle)

It is safe to assume that the 2.4% who can not see through the mist stay in New Rome because of family and connections to the demigod world. It could be heartbreaking knowing your family lives in another world you will never understand, or to see that world and never be fully apart of it... for some mortals they could even be driven mad with the thought! New Rome does have an odd number of maniae floating around 🤔

... Regardless of the reason, New Rome is a happy community of legacies, monsters, and mortals! While it can be difficult for the latter to live here, surely they will find the place as comforting as their magical peers! 🥰

🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹

((canonically there aren't mortals but that doesn't make sense so I'm doing whatever I want, don't forget to hit subscribe and smash that bell for notifications if u want more content like this 😩 new rome is my bitch to explore, nothing about it makes sense but I'm putting my elbow grease into it 🤪... tho really thanks for reading, I know no one cares about math but thank you for indulging in me 😌💕 you're the best if you got this far))

#chb extended 📚 #new rome community 🌆 #oh fuck i frogot that was a tag MAN am i a genius 😩 #the numberd were made up and my math is probably wrong but its so funny to think about like #yo ur just living in the town minding your business and suddenly theres an arrow in ur door and you go 😌 'must be a nerf bullet hehe' #💀💀💀 like imagine that 😩 thats so funny #i think my math is wrong 🙈🙈🙈 but lets not get into it i havent done math since march hehe #its the way i know no one csres about math so this wont be checked 😌✨ fuck it up!!!! #technically hazels mom shouldve been cut out 😳 but i dont remember thr intricacies of the hecate influence #its actually 1 in 41 but 😩 ill just round down because intervals of ten are much nicer to look at #its the way i sloppily made a mistake earlier cause i counted emily after i cut her out 😭 i kept saying 5/6 and went whoooa one in 80 WHAT? #anyway 🙄 #kit 😎 #mairéad 🥺 #bri 💥 #you guys helped my process 😌 thank you 💕💕💕💕

[bunkernine]

hm. how can you say you're anti-frazel in the same breath as saying you ship percico, and vice versa. it doesn't add up.

frank is 16, hazel is 13. percy is 17 (18 after boo), nico is 14.

you cannot dismiss one but support the other. it does not add up. if you want to ship a middle schooler and someone of university age, there's a problem.

#nico di angelo #percy jackson #frank zhang #hazel levesque #hmm #for : #mairéad 🥺 #i hope sara sees this haha #anti frazel #anti percico #mmm

[bunkernine]

it has recently come to my attention that @deithe has no clue what a chuck e cheese is, and they once used rat restaurant and etheral in the same sentence. this is funny because chb is literally charles e cheesus because its where demigods can be a demigod 😔 its all fun and games until someone falls off the lava wall

anyway, i present chiron e cheese's

#chiron pjo #pjo #mairéad 🥺 #snjdhdhehejje #lets call this: #chb extended 📚 #🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 #dont as why i called it that but i am going to LMAOOOOO #im gonna go tag the rachel post that too hahaha #edits ✨ #if i had ps i would edit the name 😔 #also dbdhdh wendys isnt that good its just better ig sbsbsb

[bunkernine]

the lost trio as crocs go

jason wears those because they're SPQR regulation, leo wears ones with a lot of charms but he doesn't even know half of them (he's just like that), while piper keeps it simple with rainbow crocs but has a few other colors to switch it up

#mairéad 🥺 #askingasks #the lost trio #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #😖😖😖

[bunkernine]

@thelosttrio living in new rome is like: you're pretty sure your grocer is a fury but you never catch them. there's a community pool but it's never filled with water. you see the same group of kids consistently for a few years and then they disappear suddenly. you majored in Monster Ethics and contemplated a minor in Engineering. there's flaming arrows on your lawn and you just sigh and call neighborhood watch. no one has a phone but everyone has a phone. your neighbor says they graduated from normal high school but that's ridiculous. you have to sue the local blacksmith for not using the proper metal to kill demigods. there's a town hall because somebody stole a pot of gold. your neighbor (the one from earlier) tells you they drank pheonix blood and you tell them that you did it when you were 12 so shut up. apollo pops down at the local club and you have him on speed dial. there's an empty row of houses for gods except they're never used but sometimes you see flashing lights. it never rains except when people are mad. mortals wander by and never have the urge to settle in- the ones who do settle down tend to disappear a few months later. your best friend is a statue. you're a barista for demigod college kids who demand a shot of ambrosia.

#its exactly like nightvale #oh so ig this is part 2 of not actually dm'ing LMAOOOO 😭😭😭 im sorry i just can not do it djdjhdjsjd #mairéad 🥺 #new rome #chb extended 📚 #now we wait to see how long it takes for a response. it is 3:25. the countdown starts

[bunkernine]

psst, octavian was never praetor because his favorite food was cabbage and you can't trust anyone who likes that, pass it on

#octavian #do i just @ you or leave it subtle? #bee 👁️👄👁️ #why would i ever be subtle #hoo #siggggh #nia i expected to like it because she eats 3 things but??? #mairéad??? disturbing news #mairéad 🥺

[bunkernine]

i did read the tags for the real housewives of the argo ii (thank u for that btw) and i just kept picturing a big brother type situation. the least liked person, instead of getting voted off, gets launched into gaia as the one to kill her. leo pushes one too many buttons and gets the most votes.

hedge looks around with the cards. "and the person getting sacrificed is-"

jason (😟) and leo (😒) look at each other. they were the last two people because jason bored everyone so he was the pity vote and leo pissed them all off so he was the real vote.

percy (🤪) is in the back eating pizza. annabeth (🙂) is surprisingly very into this, her eyes going back and forth because she wants blood. piper (😦) was surprised that it came to those two because the three of them were voting for frank but they all attempted to blindside each other. frank (😅) was just happy no one called him out for puking hairballs on the couch.

hazel (😳) was the swing vote.

"- oh. yeah it's leo." hedge eats the card and jason whoops cause it wasn't him and leo's just 😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄, so jason coughs and pats his back and says "sorry, man, maybe next time"

switch to confessional. leo stares at the camera like 😐. then 😤. then "THOSE FAKE ASS MOTHERFUCKING LAZY ASS DEMIGOD ASS HOES-"

#mairéad 🥺 #askingasks #idk where this went it really got away from me #im under the assumption that big brother is like survivor 😭😭😭 i dont really wstch it #im dying my mom watches all these shows tho and i hate it #bad girls club is the worse but their drama is so fucking funny to me

[bunkernine]

phan phan phan phan phan ph-

#kit 😎 #mairéad 🥺 #asks

[bunkernine]

still laughing... she called that man dad... crying about this, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened like ever... i def saw dad and somehow it changed.... last night i said that the l*o st*n ask from mr riordan was the highlight of my life but i don't think anyone will top this rn

#💀💀💀💀💀 wait lemme tag her #mairéad 🥺 #sobbing

[bunkernine]

oh fuck i keep forgetting this was supposed to be my writing blog lmao

i wrote something last night this morning and ngl it was a blur but the one person who matters liked it so that's all i care about. got some horror vibes I think but idk i don't reread my fics until i forget them completely. it started from that one pjo post she made, you'll know it when you see it

#mairéad 🥺 #god her brain is just amazing and i am impressed by everything she does i swear #uhhhhh wtf are my tags #my fic #my fic nonsense #my fic tag #i swear im going to organize my tags i swear i will i promise you i will 😭 #pjo fic #ngl im at a point where i dont really care about people reading it but some peopke have gained more of an invested interest so this is for #you 5 people 😘😘😘. i WILL be going through my comments tonight i just kept getting left all giggly and happy because of you hehehe #you guys are so aweome i swear dhdhsh 🥰🥰🥰

[bunkernine]

STOP TAGGING THAT POST WITH ME AND HIM 😭😭😭😭

#i have seen it on FOUR mutuals today aHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #mdjdisisjdkjdjdjdjdj #dil 🔥 #mairéad 🥺 #pearl 😌 #and of course.. the instigator who started it... #bee 👁️👄👁️

[bunkernine]

i bet rr doesnt pay his taxes, so why should i?

#jdjdhdhsh #i didnt have anything to say 😔 i couldnt make it funnier #djdhheheheh 😭😭😭😭 this did kill me when i first saw it #mairéad 🥺 #askingasks