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psychopacifist-rm · 3 months
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Alright, guys, who’s next
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aaagustd · 9 months
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and my man, thank you to my man | jjk
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pairing: dealer!jeon jungkook x (f)reader
genre/rating: smut, mature/explicit
warnings: he’s not her sugar daddy but… he pays her bills, fingering, p*ssy eatting, slight Dom/sub undertones, begging, denied orgasms, jungkook is a dealer so there's some stuff about that, hating a** roommate, most of this is a flashback
wc: 757
release date: july 29th, 2023; 10:38 pm est
note: not edited bc i’m kinda trashy tonight lol. this is based on the latto meme/tik tok from her speech. “and my man, thank you to my man” lol. yeah, that one. anyway, another cute relationship drabble from me before i slip into my real writing style. honestly, these are just practice for me lol. div cr.
series m.list | main m.list | ao3 version
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“Wow. A new MacBook?”
With an eye roll, you brush off your roommate’s obnoxious teasing. Every time Jungkook buys you something she can’t wait to bring up that you’re fucking your weed man.
“Yup,” is all you reply.
But today she’s just got it out for you.
“Hm, how long were you on your knees for that one?” she smirks.
Instead of getting mad, you take a break from your work and sit back on the couch, gracing her with a mischievous smile. She has no idea how far off she actually is.
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“You taste better when you’re desperate.”
Jungkook moans his words into your pussy, edging you closer to a long-awaited orgasm.
Your hands fist strands of his wavy hair, hanging on for your dear life as he continues to mercilessly sucks your pulsing clit.
“Fuck. Please let me cum. I can’t—”
Jungkook chuckles as he lifts his head. 
“You can cum, but you know what you have to give me first.”
Your withers and contorts within his hold, his strong arms pinning you down so you can’t run from him.
“Come on, baby. You can do it,” he coaxes.
There’s nothing sweet or innocent in his tone. It’s all driven by the eagerness to break you. Your stubbornness has always been his pet peeve, and he knows that you’re willing to lay here and suffer than give him what he wants.
“This isn’t fair!”
Your cries mean nothing to him as he teases you until you reach your peak, only to let the momentum fade away. Sweat begins to form on your skin, and your body begins to tremble with need. You’re close to giving in, but you still hold on with everything you have.
“Shit, Jungkook! Don’t you get tired?”
“Fucking right,” he scoffs. “Tired of your bullshit.”
You can feel his fingers tracing your slit, indicating your impending defeat. Once they slip into your pussy, he’ll control you like a puppet.
“Fuck,” you sob.
He shushes you, then dips his digits inside of you.
“I know, baby. Just let go. It’ll be alright,” he whispers.
Those words paired with the pads of his fingertips touching your spot leave you mumbling a breathless mess.
No longer caring about your pride — tears rolling down your cheeks — you utter the words he’s been expecting since earlier.
“I’m sorry!” you confess. “I should have told you.”
You can smell the satisfaction emitting from his body when he hears you speak. Only then does he take you to the finish line. Your body is taken over by a wave of hot pleasure, freezing your body where it lies on the messy sheets.
Jungkook praises your submission, and licks your sensitive cunt until there’s not a drop of arousal left over. Kissing his way up your exhausted body, he smiles as he reaches your lips.
“Was that so hard?” he teases.
“Shut up.”
When he lies beside you, you roll over and allow him to wrap his arms around you. He rests his chin on top of your head while he talks to you.
“Why are you scared to ask me for stuff?”
You shrug. “It’s not as easy as you put it.”
“I’m not the kind of guy that fucks you and leaves you to fend for yourself. The sooner you realize that the better, baby.”
“I know. It’s just taking me a while to get used to that,” you express.
“It’s all good. I just gotta do a better job at making you see how serious I am about you.”
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But he didn’t need to. You understood once he said it. 
You can tell by his approach that it’s not about throwing money around. He does small things like checking your car for anything weird, asking about your day and actually allowing you to vent, and just being there mentally and emotionally; along with physically. 
Nobody is there for you like he is. He doesn’t just come in and fix the problem, he helps you figure it out and if you need help he offers.
He’s been to hell and back with you dealing with your old laptop, and he finally gave up on it yesterday. So no, you didn’t spend a second on your knees for it. But you will be on your knees tonight. 
Your poor miserable roommate will just have to rub her sour pussy to the sound of Jungkook getting his dick swallowed. 
“I’m glad you reminded me about that,” you beam. “He’s coming over tonight. I need to thank him for my gift.”
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olomaya · 8 months
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Smoking+ (Mild Teenage Delinquency)
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*cue the Spongebob 2 Years Later meme*
28-Sept Update: Added Brazilian Portuguese translations (thank you @cs2te!). Fixed an issue where there was no exit to the Sell Fake ID interaction. For those that have the Religion mod, you don't need a separate RM specific version, just download/redownload the main Overhaul package.
3-Sep Update: Thanks to ProtectusCZ over at MTS who let me know about a string issue with the vape flavors. That's been fixed so the flavors should not show up as blank when you are filling/refilling the cartridge. Also the smoking durations should now be tunable so you can adjust them in Retuner.
Czech version now available thanks to ProtectusCZ
2-Sep Update: If you have my religion mod installed, please download this version HERE (alt: here) to replace the main mod file. If you don't and don't want it, carry on.
This is the updated version of my overhaul of Cmomoney's Smoking mod which you can find here (original here). This update adds new features like vaping as well as more delinquency options for your teens by way of fake IDs.
Please read the full instructions after the cut before downloading.
Credits: Fake ID from @aroundthesims. And of course the OG smoking mod from Cmomoney on MTS.
I think that's it. Enjoy ruining your Sims' health and well-being. If you run into any issues, please let me know.
What does it do:
Everything my previous mod did
Sims can now sit and chat with others while smoking
I updated the way addiction works in the game. Previously it was just based on a random number of times smoked but now it's more nuanced and based on how often you smoke and certain trait and lifestyle factors (for example, if you have other smokers in your household, you're more likely to get a smoking habit)
Cigarettes and smoking items can now ONLY be purchased in a special section at the grocery store by YAs and above. You will see a new interaction in the store RH called "Shop for Cigarettes". Teens can get around this by using a fake ID. 
Fake IDs
Teens can purchase fake IDs from: 
Any common criminal (Sim in the criminal career Level 4 or below) 
Any teen that has a fake ID
You can offer a price and based on your offer, the dealer will either accept or reject. 
Rebellious, Computer Whiz or teens with high Rebel Influence Skill can also buy fake IDs online. The underground online market for IDs moves very quickly so prices change every time you check but will never go higher than §500 or lower than §50. Once you purchase, the ID will be mailed to your home the next day. 
HOWEVER, you need to make sure you get to the package first. If your parent gets the package and opens it, then all teens in the house will get in trouble. The one who ordered the fake will get a special moodlet that will allow them 24 hours to confess to doing it. If they confess to their sibling(s), the sibling will either forgive and agree to keep quiet or they will get mad and have the opportunity to snitch to a parent. If the wrongdoer confesses to a parent, it will exonerate the other teens but also potentially get them into bigger trouble with both their parents and their siblings.
Fake IDs aren’t foolproof. If you use it in the store, there’s a chance you will get busted and your fake ID will be confiscated. The chance is based on how young your teen is and the quality of the fake ID. Fake ID quality is determined when you purchase, based on the price you paid so you may want to think twice before jumping on that §60 fake.
Vaping
Sims can now vape, vaping pens can be found where you buy cigarettes.
Vaping pens cost §300 with a cartridge that needs to be filled before you can use and then after every 10 uses. You can buy a regular cartridge or a flavored one and the costs are varied but are all between §200-§300. (I know, it's an expensive habit.)
Vaping is not as unhealthy as smoking regular cigarettes, is less addictive and doesn't leave your Sim with a smoke smell.
For teens, vaping will still get them in trouble if they are caught by a parent doing it.
Known Issues:
There are no IK targets on the sitting animations (they kept floating above the chairs when I added them) so teens will sink a little into the chair because they're smaller than adults.
Download here | SFS alternative
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clemnchai · 1 year
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Dealer! Ellie headcannon’s ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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dealer! ellie who’s your polar opposite. everyone was surprised when you two first came out. you’re sweet as honey and shy— outfits always a littlee skimpy. and ellie was… ellie. she loves it tho. loves having arm candy ♡
dealer! ellie who gets genuinely offended when you try to roll your own joints or even smoke without her. she’s such a baby about it. “what the fuck? where’d you get this shit from?” she picks up the tiny baggy with aggravation on her face. “well… you were busy els— and i’ve been stressed! y’cant be mad at me because you neglected me” you say with a small pout. “neglect—? ok ok. you’re not smoking this shit, man. how about this, i roll you a joint with my good shit and we can watch hello kitty island adventure—whatever the fuck and chill, kay?” safe to say ellie takes the ‘pretty girl’ discount seriously ♡
dealer! ellie who always rolls your joints in strawberry papers and bags your weed in cute baggies w hearts ♡
dealer! ellie who called you princess in a teasing way at first but it just…. stuck. ♡
dealer! ellie only lets you do her make up while she’s high as a kite. so now you’re here sitting on her lap putting mascara and eyeliner on her pretty red eyes. “els, stop moving. i’ll mess up” you stop and sit back to look at her while she smokes the last of her joint. “you’re lucky m’ letting you do this— how long does this take again? is this why you take so long to get ready?” you rolled your eyes as she rambled and she playfully pinches ur waist and smoothes her hand over. “done! “ you hand her a small mirror to look at your work. “cute. my lil’ picasso.” leaning in to give you a wet smooch that you dodge. “no kisses, you’ll ruin my work.” she huffs and sits up to effortlessly flip you over so she’s on top of you. you let out a girly squeal at the sudden change in position. “fuck that.” she says n’ then gives you wet, exaggerated kisses all over your pretty, giggly face ♡
dealer! ellie who does things because she knows it makes you nervous. she’ll take your cheeks in between her fingers and shotgun kiss you during the smoke sesh and chuckle at how you look at her w doe eyes:( or she’ll tease you in public— moving her hand a little too close to the warmth in between your thighs and pulling away when she hears your breath stutter. she can be so mean:( ♡
dealer! ellie who listens to 90s rap and r&b. also cannot fuck you without some r&b in the background. “sets the mood” she says. ♡
dealer! ellie who passes you the joint when fucking you:( “yea— yea. shit. you look so fucking good.” she pulls the joints from her mouth and blows the smoke away from your face. the way you cream around her strap makes her head fuzzier than weed could ever. “here— open up bun” she places the joint in between you lips and stares as you inhale— and eventually pull back to turn your head up to exhale. “mmh.” she gives a validating hum and smacks your ass— completely discarding the joint to kiss your red, pouty lips ♡
dealer! ellie who makes stupid jokes and conspiracies while high. “dude…. what do you think would happen if everyone farted at the exact same time. what if the world like— fuckin’— exploded or something.” “ellie.. what?” you cant contain your giggles at the auburn haired girls question. “what?? it’s a genuine question. what if all of our farts created a nuclear bomb. that’s kinda… scary. now i’m getting scared.” she said seriously— as if the made up situation could ever happen. “ellie.. that will never happen and i’m pretty sure your farts alone could create a nuclear bomb.” you joked back and giggled at her offended face. “okay…. you got me.” she’s so silly😭
dealer! ellie who only downloads social media so you can send her memes and things that remind you of her. her only instagram pics are scenery pics and pictures of you ♡
dealer! ellie who loves ass. that’s it. especially loves when you wear short skirts so when you bend down she can see your cute pink panties. sometimes she’ll pull your panties to the side and eat your pussy from the back till your knees are weak:( ♡
dealer! ellie who just loves her girl soo much!! you’ll often catch her staring at you and you get so shy— but all she’s thinking about is how lucky she is to have such a sweet girl like you belong to her and her only ♡
- ˚ʚ♡a ɞ˚
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scummy-writes · 3 months
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Scum my dear!!!! If you get around to it, could I request ❝ i hate them. i hate them, with their voice, and their perfect hair, and their deep eyes, and … ❞ Part of me was like. What if it's MC ranting to their bestie Arthur about Theo bc I'm so normal about this idea DYIu'^#yd>^$utsu
Alternatively just Arthur. But somewhere in that realm.
💕💕💕💕💕
(this was for an ask meme I did a few months ago, I just randomly got the urge to write for it since I didn't delete!)
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Clinking glasses and lively conversation bustled behind you and Arthur as the two of you sat at the counter, drinks in hand. While the atmosphere around you bubbled with fun, there was a wave of depression surrounding you, and Arthur tapped his fingers rhythmically against the counter. Debating internally.
Should he cut this get together short? Drinking together was usually fun, and god knows he sometimes needed the liquid courage to get things off his chest, but you moped with the glass of alcohol cupped in your hands, pouting at it.
He let out a sigh, resigned.
"Dove-"
"I just don't know what to do, Arthur! He's drving me crazy."
He watched you put your forehead on the table, nodding wryly to himself. It was one of those nights, where you cursed existance for birthing his partner in crime: Theo.
Ever since you had came to the mansion, it was as if sparks shot off between you and the art dealer any time the two of you were in the same room. Any remark he gave, you shot back with twice the snark, often leading to bickering.
Arthur had thought something else was going on, though, with how the fights had simmered down. Though, he should offer an ear to you like you had for him many a time. He settled in his seat, preparing for the usual lamenting.
"How so, luv?"
"Just- everything! God, he's been dragging me around while he meets with clients, and while we're with them he's fine! But the moment we're alone, he just..." You sighed, waving your hand dismissively, "you know how he is."
"Mhm."
"Why can't he just be like he is during those meetings? He's actually nice then, you know. And he gets this spark in his eye when they discuss the paintings in question, especially if it's one of the artists he personally knows..." Your fingers weaved through your hair, another hefty sigh escaping you.
Could Arthur blame you? The man was always rough around the edges, but spotting this side of Theo usually changed many opinions. That, and when he had too much to drink- but you haven't been lucky enough to catch that yet.
With a huff, you slouched against the counter.
"I hate him. I hate him, with his stupid low voice, and his perfect hair, and those pretty ocean eyes, and that damned handsome smile..."
It was as if the whole tavern stopped- Arthur tuned out the background noise to replay what you had just said in his head again, trying to make sure he heard just right. But he needn't go through the trouble, not with how your face changed into hues of embarrasment the longer he stayed silent, your own words hitting you in realization.
"Come again?"
"N-No, I don't think I should- I mean-! Oh god, Arthur, please don't tell him-"
"After how you told daddy dearest about my last exploit in the mansion? I hate to say it, luv, but karma may be catching up to you-"
"Arthur!!!"
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I think he is all talk with this HAHA I don't think he'll tell Theo, not when he knows you'll let it slip yourself. But he'll def tease you while you're all three in the same room, just so you fluster even more around him.
thank u for the ask ally! I am surprised I randomly wrote this, I hope you have a fun laugh with it.
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witchthewriter · 2 years
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𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧! 𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬
⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!
ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ  
ENFP
Gryffindor
Chaotic Good
Leo Sun, Aquarius Moon, Gemini Rising
SFW🌿
⭑ Eddie hates social media. Despises tik tok, but he LOVED vine. He constantly sends you old vine compilations on Youtube
⭑ Has a Hellfire group chat that you had to put on silent because the guys would go on tangents about the newest computer game 
⭑ Eddie sends you selfies ALL. THE. TIME. Most of the time he can’t be bothered texting you, so he’ll send photos, videos, and voice memos 
⭑ You made him watch Twilight and he actually liked it. 
    “Iconic Y/N.” Eddie stated when the credits rolled.
⭑ Oh and you guys have movie nights all the time, he literally loves to watch movies. 
⭑ Loves horror!!! He actually really enjoyed Hereditary and Midsommar 
⭑ You guys have long ass phone calls, like hours. You’re just on the phone while doing normal tasks, he just likes your company
⭑ He tries to learn how to skate but he is actually incredibly uncoordinated. 
     “Y/N, help - heLP ME Y/N STOP LAUGHING I'M GOING TO FALL!” 
⭑ Sneaks into your room when your parents are home (even though you’re both adults) 
⭑ Sending each other memes 
⭑ Having so many inside jokes because of those memes
⭑ Buying him the new editions of Lord of the Rings. You love the way his face lights up, and you wait until he opens the book, before seeing a little note from you. 
     “Are you joking, babe I love this so much. Thank you!” 
⭑ He’d probably still be a drug dealer tbh
⭑ Eddie would definitely go to protests
⭑ He drives you eVERYWHERE
⭑ “Babe change the playlist, babe-”
⭑ He never listens to the radio in the car 
⭑ He really likes the Hunger Games series and thought the Netflix Shadow and Bone “was dope” (his exact words)
⭑ Uses your Netflix 
⭑ Eddie is able to understand his sexuality more (he’s Pan)
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔:
Chaotic Dumbass Duo
Two Idiots in Love Who Support Each Other No Matter What
Nerd x Mega Nerd
NSFW🔞 no minors allowed!
⭑ Eddie Munson is a man that will not cum until you have first. He wants his s/o to feel pleasure, rather than use sex as means for him to get off. 
⭑ He’s passionate, fervent; his hands grab and squeeze, pull and wander. 
⭑ He may not be the most experienced, but he deserves an A+ for effort. And with all the resources available, he makes sure to learn how to please you
⭑ Yes he does know where the clit is
⭑ Eddie is a switch
⭑ He would love to praise you, but also degrade you while his dick is in your mouth 
⭑ He would so be down for pegging - I’m serious, he’d want to try it
⭑ Phone sex; mutually masturbating while on the phone together
⭑ Eddie definitely loves it when you send him nudes or even sexts. He goes berserk. 
⭑ And speaking of nudes, that’s what he jerks off to. Yeah there’s porn, but nothing compares to his desire for you
⭑ He is very thick and very big
⭑ Eddie loves it when you sit on his face. Double points when you rub yourself back and forth
⭑ Also Eddie really isn’t disgusted by anything. If you’re a person who gets your periods, please tell him when you’re horny because he absolutely would be up for period sex. Would probably forget to put down a towel though. 
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aristotels · 16 days
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kinda long thought train on slavic aesthetic of money and drip
w the current ongoing discussion on healeds blog about neoamericana aesthetics i got thinking
ive seen someone commenting that all these neoamericana aesthetics are "reclamations of white trash identity"; and all this started making me wonder where did "slavic aesthetic" of adidas, vodka, cigarettes, skii masks etc come from
there is obv one aesthetic relating to poverty; especially in yugoslav countries. we have two things at hand - 1) poverty of damaged socialism, 2) "slav drip" with rappers and trap becoming more and more popular.
interestingly, two croatian songs as of late portray this very well; first case rim tim tagi dim, which talks about leaving your country and mass immigration, and tokyo drift about the money, cars, etc (ofc you get a guy with a skii mask).
...but while i was writing this and watching the videos, i noticed that in the first case, song about immigration and poverty - also has a guy in the fucking skii mask
and we get this "street mafia drip" in both songs; dont be fooled by cool cars in the second one, it still takes place in front of an old building with 1950 grafitti (football thing).
and this isnt the first time weve seen this in yugoslav pop culture; vratiće se rode was about gangs, "god drives mercedes" by zabranjeno pušenje was also a comment on gang richness. but involving the new autotune music and starting to celebrate that drip in a cool way, unlike rode or mercedes which criticize it, did not come naturally; on the contrary, i think its a product of the slav aesthetic we see around. i was gonna say nobody in croatia drives these cool ass cars but my dealer did, so like
theres this mix of poverty and becoming rich via gang lifestyle, and i just wonder where it all started, or if we are playing chicken and egg here. i remember when "slavs in tracksuits" was meme de jour, but did we ever analyze where and why it came from? because it absolutely was rooted in "slavs = violence, unintelligence, barbarianism"; and thick accent was absolutely hilarious to western audience, that eventually we all started playing into it as well; and i dont think people were laughing with us, but at us. i think they still do
idk where i was going with this but whatever if i leave it in drafts it will just die, if anyone has anything interesting to add feel free to
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shuttershocky · 4 months
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hey can you give general is2 tips? i have no clue what im doing wrong but i can never get my team/artifacts built enough to clear basically any boss with confidence. not only are floors 1-2 just way too short to get much of anything, i have to either go for every encounter node possible to try getting another boss to fight and risk being too broke to beat said boss, or do battle nodes only and just fight phantom again. how people manage a meme apsd run is beyond me, much less a normal run.
Sure thing!
Raise your 3 stars - While this holds true for the base game already, the value of a 3 star massively rises once you play IS, as they cost 0 Hope while still being strong enough to take on most IS stages. A strong 3 star like Kroos will allow you to still make good use of Sniper vouchers without spending any Hope, which lets you save up to use for a targeted 6 star you want for your run.
Secure ranged damage, then a healer, then a tank - IS2's maps bring out the gimmicks gradually as you go up in floors. You want ranged damage first because drones will start appearing in the second floor (and ranged physical damage just being OP in IS2) then a healer because of poison maps (and the possibility of getting Floor 3 Unicycle boss), then a tank (for possible unicycle boss, possible Sarkaz Lancer pinball, Theater Golems, surprise Floor 5 level Gopnik, etc). Remember that in IS, offclassing units get to shine because of voucher RNG. Lack a healer but got a Caster voucher? Nightmare's S1 can heal. Need a Caster but only got a Medic voucher? Hibiscus the Purifier and Folinic do Arts damage. Thorns is the king of IS2 because his generalist design gives him a bit of everything IS2 wants, being ranged damage dealer who sits on ground tiles, can block, and even heal himself.
Floor 6 Boss Encounter nodes are super RNG - One thing IS3 has over IS2 is that Boss Encounter nodes are way more common in IS3. While fighting Big Sad Lock is a fairly common Encounter node, fighting the Mouthpiece or Playwright is super RNG heavy when it comes to getting their Encounters. When going for these bosses, you'll need to build a cheap but versatile team right away to give you more opportunities to go for Encounter nodes over Battle nodes. There's really no way around this.
Learn the broken combos - IS2 isn't limited to meme ASPD runs. Certain Operator-Collectible combos are run-winning levels of broken. Passenger with Hand of Diffusion is the most famous example, but also the book that gives Guards +1 SP per attack is super busted on Bibeak (who can stun almost all enemies barring the Floor 5/ Floor 6 bosses), and any Spinach-type relics with a minor ASPD boosts can let the likes of Pallas or Hellagur completely solo Big Sad Lock.
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ladyculebras · 5 months
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i saw you put riverdale on ur fandom list for prompts for the spotify fic meme, so riverdale (dealers choice on ship) #17
This is Love - Air Traffic Controller || spotify fic meme
Forget everything you used to know I think you better tell your friends to go Stick around 'cause I'm about to show you The beginning is the end
you gave me free reign, so I hope Archie/Hiram vibes is okay. Set during Prisoners. 
Hiram cups his hand around Archie’s chin and tilts the boy’s head back, getting a good look at his wounded face. Bruised face, tender swollen skin around his cheekbones and the bridge of his nose. Blood dirtying his sincere face in dark red splotches. Jaw set in a hard, stubborn line. 
“You sure don’t know when to quit, do you?” He tells him.
Archie swallows, throat working, but doesn’t answer. He acquiesces to Hiram’s touch, two fingers on his chin, tilting his head back to survey the column of his throat, the veins jumping under his gaze. 
Archie lets himself be examined—he’s a good boy like that. 
Hiram opens his palm wide, the warm wide expanse of his hand covering Archie’s cheek. He presses a thumb to the bruising there, right above the smear of blood on his face. He watches the pain flash across Archie’s eyes, but he doesn’t flinch. He looks Hiram right in the eye. 
“I’m fine, sir,” he says, voice hoarse. He stands up straight, full height, towering over Hiram. How deferential Archie can be, even with inches of height over Hiram. 
“We should check your ribs,” Hiram says, perfunctory. He removes his hand to place his palm on the side of Archie’s sternum, feeling for bones under the threadbare shirt, stretched tight over his body, torn in places. He feels more than hears the aborted gasp Archie makes against his touch but still, he doesn’t flinch away from the pain. Hiram slowly drags his long fingers across Archie’s ribs, counting them one by one. Archie’s breath goes reedy the longer his touch lingers, but he does as he’s told. 
He tells Archie to go to his study for further care, a hand on his shoulder guiding him and urging him along. 
Veronica is waiting for him outside the door, arms folded across her chest. Her face softens for Archie, turning her into the picture of pure teenage Madonna innocence, but as Archie enters the study, Hiram lingers outside the door by his daughter. The look on her face twists, turns to cool rage as their eyes meet. 
“What are you doing to him?” She asks.  
Veronica is a storm of fury, gnashing teeth, her beautiful brown eyes locked in cold fury as they gaze at him. He can anticipate her line of questioning—how could you do this, how could you let this happen? She is still a little too young to understand what Archie and him are doing. To understand a young man who desperately needs to prove himself. 
See, Archie isn’t angry that he denied him the ramson. Archie understands.
He smiles at her, keeping his expression genial and beatific. “Nothing you wouldn’t do,” he tells her. 
I’m gonna take your boyfriend, Mija, he thinks, right out from under you. 
He closes the door in her face. 
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ravenkings · 1 year
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I don’t need a Sensitive Guy; in my experience, guys who try to seem Sensitive never are. I don’t need to be cajoled into sex by some guy who tries to make it seem unthreatening. Sex is threatening, just like love is threatening, just like there’s a threat in any desire; love can break you, rip you open, and if you are very lucky, you will be in love enough to be destroyed by it, at least once. Even when you recover from that kind of love, you won’t be the same. Screw Bob Flanagan. Screw the fake snuff films. Love is the machine that rips your dick off and feeds your organs to the meat grinder, every time.
I don’t need a Clever Guy, either. I have known plenty of men who were more interested in seeming Clever than in seeming passionate or affectionate or loving. Our time together was rarely pleasant. This world is full of clever guys; guys with podcast pitches, guys with grad school debt, guys with tight fives and dank memes and ironic Twitter accounts in the voice of Marianne Williamson’s bath salts dealer. Guys with great bookshelves, with dazzling wits, with erudition and political acuity and drinking problems and personality disorders and a long list of ex-girlfriends you’re not supposed to talk to because they’re all “crazy.” Like I say: Lots of clever guys in the world. Not a lot of guys who are clever where it counts. Not many guys, at the end of the day, are clever enough to be kind.
I’m smart; I might be smarter than you. I’m tough; most women have to be. If you try to neg me or intimidate me, I will leave you by the side of the road, looking like a raccoon that wandered in front of a semi. I have been in this world for decades now, and I have seen some shit in my time, and I am not looking for the feeling of being dazzled. I want love. Blunt, goofy, stupid-sounding love, a feeling so big and so real that it cannot be phrased but simply. I want a guy who can look me in the eye and say, clearly and directly, we’re in this together now. I don’t need coy. I don’t need clever. I need a love so big you have to scream it. I need you to be man enough to scream.
–Jude Ellison S. Doyle, “The Erotics of Trent Reznor”
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ilyamatic · 9 months
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Mixed Emotions, Heart Still Open
Oh no, the meme has become a bit of a series. Catch part one here and Vissenta's pov here.
CW: Drug use, relapsing
Song: Where You Are by John Summit and Hayla
Andrico was not running away. They don’t run away from anything. They were making a… strategic exit.
Because the thing about Julian Devorak, the love of their life and bane of their existence in equal measure, was that he was easy to spot in a crowd. It was hard to miss the guy who was more than a head taller than everyone else and dressed like a 90s goth mall rat. So when they noticed that distinctive mop of auburn curls, Andrico decided a visit to the bathroom was necessary. And if the bathroom was located next to the fire exit? Well…
Now, should that have led them to another club? Probably not. It was a festival weekend. That meant after parties. That meant drugs. That meant a couple of lines snorted in the bathroom, a new dealer’s number saved, and a very awkward conversation with their NA sponsor when they unblocked him in 3 weeks. That meant 5 years of sobriety down the drain.
Nasty work.
That being said, those were problems for future Andrico. Andrico right then? Oh, they felt good honey. Better than they had in weeks. Their blood was pumping, their inhibitions gone. There was only the music, the bass, the bodies writhing and grinding against theirs. Andrico didn’t have to think about Julian cleaving their heart in two or the strange way Vissenta got under their skin and stayed there or the empty apartment they were going back to. They only needed that moment, that high. Time meant nothing and each moment bled into the next.
Another line, a new song, laughter spilling into the streets. A stranger’s hand in theirs pulling them onto another dance floor. Rinse, repeat.
But there was only so much cocaine they could snort before they ended up in the hospital again, especially after so long. The high couldn’t last forever. They had to come down at some point. It just shouldn’t have been like this.
“Dunya?”
They should just ignore him. The music was loud enough, yeah? They were still far gone enough. They could do it.
“Dunya please. We have been looking for you all night. You left your purse and phone behind and–”
A strong arm wrapped around their middle and tried to gently guide them from the dance floor. Suddenly Andrico wasn’t floating miles above the Earth. They were in some too hot warehouse surrounded by people they didn’t know and Julian was there, holding them.
They were back in their body and it hurt.
“Let me go,” they pleaded with a weak shove.
“Dunya, we have to go,” Julian said gently. “It’s near dawn. We have to take you home.”
They could feel themselves starting to cry again. “No no no. Let me go. You don’t love me.”
“Andrico.”
They couldn’t handle the crack in his voice. They began to cry in earnest.
“You don’t love me, you don’t love me, you don’t love me but you won’t let me go,” Andrico sobbed. “I love you, let me go.”
Another set of hands came and rested on their shoulders, gently leading them away. They knew Vissenta’s touch anywhere. The sobs continued.
“You don’t love me,” Andrico said again. They repeated it like a mantra. They didn’t know who they meant anymore.
They soon found themself bundled in the back of a car. From the smell of Malboros and hand sanitizer they knew it was Julian’s. They would cry harder if they could but they were wrung dry.
A weight draped over them, all sea salt and burnt wood. Julian’s coat.
Whispers filled the car as he took the driver’s seat and Vissenta slipped into the passenger’s. Snippets of “what did they take?” and “how much?” caught their ear.
They were so tired.
Once the car began to move Andrico allowed themself to flop to the side. Vissenta’s head snapped towards them.
“He-y Drico,” their casual tone misplaced with the worry etched on their face. “Can you sit back for us buddy?”
Andrico shook their head. It was too much effort.
“Okay, that’s okay. Just let us know if you start feeling sick alright?”
“Or don’t lay on your back please?” Julian cut in.
If they had the energy they would snort. This wasn’t their first rodeo. Instead, Andrico allowed their eyes to close and focused on the car moving beneath them. In no time the whispers became white noise and they were able to drift off to sleep.
If they dreamed in thundercloud gray and olive green, that business was their own.
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wifeglor · 7 months
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9, 19 — and 21 for dealers choice of character!
Thank you so much for the asks, and for making this fantastic ask meme!
9. How did you learn to write smut? Were there specific fics or authors that inspired you? Or novels/movies/other texts?
Hmm gosh. I think I've been mostly influenced by fic-reading. I'll go through phases where I read a LOT of fic, including smutfic. After reading/watching some new thing I tend to go through the AO3 tag at speed like a baleen whale consuming krill. Also, reading enough smut fic really gives you a sense of like, the words and moments and acts that come up such that it makes it feel doable to replicate (not saying it's "formulaic" but I was internalizing some of the formulas). And chatting with fandom friends, sort of writing out AUs in a nearly-rp-but-less-structured style, which is something I've been doing in um graphic nsfw detail for way longer than I've written actual smutfic to post, has I think also been really formative in terms of my writing.
But also, I think I've been heavily influenced by the stuff I liked in media in general (and still absolutely am, though for purposes of this question I'm listing the formative oldies). Honestly, rarely sex scenes themselves (though them also), but more the tropes and emotional beats or separate images that really grabbed me and seemed "sexy." Thinking of villainous moments ft. shirtless Gwaine and Morgana from BBC Merlin LMAO, formative. LotR naturally. The Queen of Attolia's descriptions of Irene Attolia, Name of the Wind's descriptions of Denna that baby me had memorized whole paragraphs of by heart--stuff that was plausibly kinda unhorny in these books but in reality sooo very horny. But also various depictions of sex, like the touching & radiant-with-light sex montage of Alicia/Julio's finally getting together in the TV show Gran Hotel. Also, for unbridled PASSION at the MAX despite no actual sex, Sienkiewicz's Trilogy of historical novels, which I wrote my first smut fic for. I also read romance novels ft. erotica from time to time and enjoy them a lot (if there's sufficient DRAMA), and I guess I internalize what I feel like "hits" (or doesn't, ha) in the ways that genre does sex too. It's only been fairly recently that I started to write sex in more detail in my fics and less as like a sort of brief "tasteful" "artistic" (lol) moment--those "moments" gradually grew more description. like a mold--and I still think that kinda shows in my writing in the ways the detail is sometimes not as present or bodily as it could be, and things can get glossed instead of closely inhabited. But hey I like it and am having fun :D
19. Share a favorite passage from one of your smut fics.
Hmmmm hmm. I like this one, from yes many and beautiful things (unwieldy fic but really dear to me still):
Maedhros doesn’t resist him, not on this. When Maglor coaxes pleasure from his scarred body, Maedhros lets him.
He was unmade for pleasure in Angband. He had sought to render himself the unbreakable shackle to the mountainside, the sheer cliff—but Maglor plays upon him as well as any instrument, transforming him into something alive and enjoying. Maedhros barely hears the low, ragged noises he makes, barely sees the gleam of Maglor’s eyes beneath dark lashes, as he spills down Maglor’s sweet-voiced throat.
The silence is no silence—it is Maglor choking and swallowing and Maedhros panting, the air about them like a tide in his ears.
Maglor wipes his mouth and looks very pleased with himself, though he struggles to catch his breath. His eyes are dark and dizzy.
Maedhros seizes two scraps of his strength and tugs Maglor up to him by the shoulder, none too gently. He kisses him and devours the sweet startled sound, the taste of his pleasure in Maglor's mouth, the flush, full press of Maglor's cock against his thigh as Maglor falls in a graceless drape atop him.
"Maedhros," Maglor keens.
The Sindarin name makes Maedhros all the more desperate. Yes, they are here, not in Aman; that is his name—and Maglor wants him anyway, has— And Maedhros kisses him again, winding his arms around him, pleasure still uncoiling in his own flushed body. He can feel each tremble of Maglor's, holding him so close. At last he tips awkwardly into pressing Maglor upon his back instead and unfolding him. Maglor gasps like a rustling bough when Maedhros palms over him, and both their hands trip over each other reaching for the vial of oil in its niche. Maedhros is quicker, and he tugs the cork free with his teeth.
(the VIAL OF OIL lolol... but still...)
21. Share a smutty headcanon about [character(s)].
Finrod is an effortless and true neutral switch. He just wants to have fun and he just wants his partner to have fun. I feel like he's so comfortable bottoming that that might happen more often in his long and varied life, but where that comfort and willingness comes from is the same place as the wellspring of confidence and affection that makes him such a good dom and/or top. xoxo
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wgc-productions · 7 months
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YESSSSSS ask meme! 4, 8, 9, 17!
Yay!
4. Is there a specific episode that was especially fun to work on?
For me "fun" can mean two things when it comes to making art. It can mean that everyone was at the top of their game, because watching people be good at what they do is such a pleasure to me. If we are going with this understanding then Small Victories 207 (which comes out today) is the one. It's one of the few episodes where the very first time the cast did it it was perfect. Loved that.
The other meaning is that me and the SV team just had a blast making it regardless of performance. And I think that is kind of harder to get a lock on because we record three episodes a night and they all sort of blend together. I will say, though, that, for this season, 205 was fun to record because Cody Smith was there and I just get a real kick out of what he does with Aaron. Plus 205 is my favorite episode this season and it was great seeing it turn out so well.
8. Pick a character from your show and put together an outfit you think they’d wear.
I'm going to pick Marisol because she has protagonist privilege.
I'mma be honest, I haven't really thought about this, but I think because Marisol (in my mind) is rocking serious "teenage boy or queer woman" realness she is probably dressing like Whoopi in the late 80s/early 90s. Like so:
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9. If your show was a different genre what genre would it be and how would the plot change?
This could just be because I'm in my Buffy bag right now, but I think Small Victories could work as a low-fantasy slice of life series. It's already got that magical realism edge anyway with the Host and The Stranger, but I think if we leaned into it and made Marisol an wizard who had real trouble coping with a difficult past and abused her magic powers and is trying to figure out how to live in the world without using her magic because she is afraid of what she is capable of it could be very interesting.
It would be a little more monster-of-the week though to meet the demands of the genre. She would probably have to pick up some sort of detective/fixer-esque job in order to fit into the conventions and each week she would tackle some new mystery while struggling with her ability to manage her powers and atone for the messed up stuff she did when she was sick off magic.
And of course we could still have the rest of the cast. Nina would be the child of a pair of high mages but instead of following their path to rule over others she decides to move away and help teach advanced magics to people who advanced magic is kept from, which would rain down the ire from the higher ups thought her parents choose to protect her from it.
Nina is drawn to Marisol because Marisol is a skilled wizard despite the lack of training. The two find that they in fact really do like each other and they grow to love one another, but after Marisol snaps she disappears and Nina is left confused and hurt. The series could start with that distance, but Nina can be wrapped up in cases because she has useful skills and a heart tuned into justice. As time goes on their bond develops and becomes more complex.
Oliver could be a wizard too, but I think it'd be fun if there were other species so the world could be richer. Ollie could be an elf or troll or something like that and instead of going to college he instead is expected to, as all people in his culture are expected to do, become more integrated with their specific culture, which would explain the sort of distance he and Wizard Marisol would have.
Aaron would still be the boyfriend, but instead of a "Drug Dealer" he is a practitioner of more serious dark magics that he and Marisol used to indulge in. He handles the magic fine, but Marisol has trouble keeping anchored while using it, and so their bond is severely strained when she stops using magic altogether. He would still be a pianist though, cause I think that's a fun fact.
And all four of them could be a team and solve the mysteries and there would probably be overarching plot lines that betray some greater conspiracy in the world.
I will say, though, this would probably have some different things to say about addiction because Magic would be apart of her and suppressing parts of yourself due to fear is not a message I would want to put out in the world.
You know I've never thought about this before, but the more I write it I think that would be fun in a fanfic AU kind of way. But also I like the idea of a wizard detective. It just feels fun. Who knows maybe I'll flesh out this idea over on the WGC Patreon. I want to practice working on longer shows anyway.
17. What’s something that inspired your show?
Okay, back when I was a teen there was this webseries called Carmilla that came out. And I loved it very very much. And then the production company (KindaTV) dropped this other show called Barbelle which is a semi-whimsical webseries about a musical duo, Barbelle, that is made up of this couple (Alice and Veronica). However, by the time the series starts they are broken up because of a lot of reasons, but a very big chip on Alice's shoulder is the fact that Veronica has very serious problems with drugs and alcohol.
It has two seasons, and the ending of the show is pretty melancholy I'll be honest, but when I was watching this show back in 2017 it struck a pretty deep chord. It was just such good writing and so compelling.
I hadn't been watching it when I started writing Small Victories in March 2019, but when I think about it now I can definitely see that some of the things I was/am doing in SV were influenced by Barbelle.
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vanaglcria · 25 days
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knowing your partner can potentially make writing together a lot easier.
– BASICS.
♡ NAME : Missa ♡ PRONOUNS : she / her ♡ SEXUALITY : demisexual ♡ TAKEN OR SINGLE : engaged !!
– THREE FACTS.
♡ I've been obsessed with Stolas since loooong before Helluva Boss. Back when I was a good little Christian girl ( or right before my fall from grace in that regard ) I studied some stuff out of the Lesser Key of Solomon, mostly because I have always been intruiged by that sort of thing. When I saw the photo of this owl with long ass legs and a little crown, I was obsessed. I never remembered all that much of the Lamegeton, but I always remembered Prince Stolas. ♡ I've met a small number of "celebrities," but almost always in the most unhinged ways possible. Terrence Zdunich and Darren Lynn Bousman sat behind me at a screening of The Devil's Carnival, I met Erica Luttrell while cosplaying Sapphire but didn't recognize her because I was blinded by the wig ( and also I'm hard of hearing and this happened in a convention dealer's hall, ) I briefly met Gabe Brown during a Whose Line style panel at a different convention... and actually I met Eile Monty at the same convention, when she complimented my cosplay and I completely geeked out. I'm missing some but it always happens in the stupidest and most unhinged manner. ♡ I am so bad at coming up with fun facts about myself. It's not that there aren't things, but the second I'm put on the spot, my brain just goes completely blank. I always feel like I want to talk about something "interesting" so I put so much pressure on myself to think of something good.
– EXPERIENCE.
♡ HOW LONG ( MONTHS / YEARS? ) : I think I said the other day I'd been using Tumblr for 11 years, but it would actually be 13. ♡ PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED : facebook, livejournal for like 2.5 seconds, various forums including jcink, neopets, gaia online, proboards... ♡ BEST EXPERIENCE : I met Mal on this hellsite. I've had a lot of wonderful experiences otherwise, but like... that one literally changed my life.
– MUSE PREFERENCES.
♡ FEMALE OR MALE : Female. I don't tend to vibe with male characters as strongly, though I have played a small number of male muses in the past. I also write some agender / enby characters on my other multi. ♡ FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT : Yes. The answer is yes. I'm a bit awkward when it comes to smut, I tend to fluster myself, but I'm up for any and all. ♡ PLOTS OR MEMES : I definitely prefer just jumping right in with memes, I'm horrifically bad at plotting. I don't mean to be, but... yeah. I'm almost always down if you have a plot in mind, though! ♡ LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : Either! Although I do tend to have my writing get away from me, so sometimes my short form replies turn long... fast... But I do love some short things that I can tackle quickly as well! ♡ BEST TIME TO WRITE : Dead of night, usually, or during really heavy rain with the window open. Also, for some reason, I do incredibly good writing when I'm on the ferry getting on / off the island I live on. ♡ ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) : Yes, and no! I think I put a bit of myself into my characters, but I also can't write characters I don't see any of myself in. I should really do a full post about that, one of these days.
TAGGED BY : @jizzlords thank you bb uwu TAGGING : @madefate @hzbinsouled @fizzarollitm @hotelzbin && anyone who didn't get tagged, steal it >3
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goddesspharo · 29 days
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e, h, t!
[ask me things for the fanfic ask meme!]
E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?
Wait, but which fic? I'm going with dealer's choice - I sometimes think about the original idea for madness on the order of earthquakes, which was Hangman and Phoenix falling in love (accepting that they care about each other?) throughout the course of a road trip spanning three states as they gain a better understanding of each other outside the very specific confines of competition and dangerous missions. But that fic itself was so long that I ended up scrapping the idea and sort of incorporating the big triology themes into it so I'm not quite sure what a secret would entail, but I love road trip fics so it's probably the one that I ponder the most about re: sequel potential - and because it would give me more reason to bastardize Joan Didion's words for titles and epigraphs.
On a more ridiculous level, I do occasionally get the urge to write a sequel to against the grain of dystopic claims because the logical follow up to an apocalypse AU inspired by Independence Day is to send our intrepid heroes to space in a slightly less ridiculous twist on Armageddon. (Drunk Ben Affleck's DVD commentary of "I asked Michael [Bay] why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drainers and he told me to shut the fuck up so it was the end of that talk. You mean it's a real plan at NASA to train oil drillers?" lives in my head rent free.)
H: How would you describe your style?
Nonexistent! I think it used to more poetic (and/or flowery and/or experimental) when I was younger and now there's less of that (or employed with measured use) and it's snappier? I don't want to use the word banter because that conjures up visions of obnoxious Whedon-ism but I have been known to employ a good dose of sarcasm to break up a heavy moment because most of the characters I enjoy writing are emotionally constipated.
T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?
Are coffee shop AUs a trope or a sub-genre or both? Either way, I can't stand them. What is so interesting about a coffee shop? By the same token, I do not know why anyone would willingly put adult characters in a high school AU. Why would I want to read about people getting carded? (Again, are these even tropes? Do I even know what a trope is?) My rule of thumb is you should make your AU slightly more fucked up than canon if you're really going to go for gold.
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hello! my name is cassie and im fandom obsessed. this is my multi-fandom blog where i post and share content regarding the fandoms i'm currently in. i write in theory but it's a bit few and far between. i'm trying to get more consistent with it. i also make moodboards and gifsets. previously known as babygirlstevie and butchgator.
twenty three years old
he/him and hy/hym
space bi, polyam and genderfluid
capricorn sun, scorpio moon, gemini rising
other sites: archive of our own, bluesky and ko-fi
important links: palestine masterlist, daily click for palestine and blog navigation
sideblogs: fic sharing blog, hargrovedaily, hawkinshearts, hawkinspolls and hawkinsmicrofic
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minors do not interact. i will be posting quite a bit of nsfw content and i don't want minors interacting with that content. obviously it's your responsibility to curate your own viewing content, but if i notice a minor interacting with my posts, i will block them for my own comfort.
blank blogs do not interact, unless you have something on your page stating you're not a bot. i block any and all blogs that i think might be bot accounts and you may get caught in the crossfire if you don't do this.
antis do not interact. i'm tired of having to deal with the drama that comes with you guys. i live by the ideology of 'ship and let ship'. write what you wanna write, and liking darker fiction doesn't make you a horrible person. mind your business or log off.
bashers do not interact. i don't care if you don't like a character or ship. I don't care if you even post about not liking that character or ship. what i do care about is insulting and harassing fans of those concepts because you think your opinions are superior. again, mind your business or log off.
zionists do not interact. i shouldn't even have to say this, but if you're looking at a genocide and you decide to take the side of the slaughterers, you're scum of the earth and i don't want you anywhere near me. sincerely, a fucking jew.
besides that, i don't care who's on my blog as long as you aren't a bigot or a creep.
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i take multiple types of requests. i get bored and i love to make things for others. these apply to all fandoms i'm currently in, though i have the right to deny any requests for ships i'm not familiar with or concepts that i feel i can't do for one reason or another. all requests are currently open.
writing requests: please send an ask stating the pairing you'd like to request (either a ship or a character/ship x reader), a prompt, and whether or not you want the story to be nsfw. if you don't specify certain parts of your request, it'll either be declined or be dealer's choice. example of my fics/drabbles.
moodboard requests: please send an ask with your subject (a fandom, a ship, a character or even a concept/aesthetic), and any specific colors or aus you want included. example of my moodboards.
ship meme requests: please send an ask with the ship you want a ship meme for. i can absolutely do poly pairings. example of my ship memes.
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tracking: #userfirefly
feel free to tag your posts with this tag if you want me to see and reblog your creations! even if it's for a fandom you don't think i'm in, i'll still share to uplift your work.
you should also follow my girlfriend's blog. she's pretty great.
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