#makes me wonder how she would've acted had the journalist been on timne

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Lizbert Megafig be like “i love my wife, hey random person I’ve never met, come to my island so I can adopt you as my new best friend, I’ve assembled a family unit out of people who generally do not like each other, bugsnax!” 

And then she’s like “my wife and i are sacrificing our lives for the sake of everyone else on this island, hey random person i wanted to be my best friend, fuck you, also fuck bugsnax, anyways don’t die!”

#caffeinated hallucinations #bugsnax #bugsnax spoilers #Elizabert Megafig #Lizbert #i love her so much #my only gripe is i want to interact with her more #also lizbert canonically wouldn't shut up about the journalist #and then she meets them and barely acknowledges their existence at all #like i get why she acts this way #i just think it's funny #i also think it's funny that Lizbert picked the most opposite personalities to come to Snaktooth #granted these were prolly the only ones who agreed to come out #but still #when you remove some of the context she's a very funny character #makes me wonder how she would've acted had the journalist been on timne #anyone written that AU yet? #just a thought :)