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theblogof-rassilon · 17 days

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Hello Rassilon. Apologies for the deception but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I'm assuming you're alone; you always did prefer to read your Asks in private. I wouldn't try too hard to stop reading, there's every likelihood you'll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Anon ask of Omega (Your Ex) regarding Rassilon's current partners. Ask begins.

I hope you'll forgive me the self-indulgence, but I have worked so very hard for this moment, a culmination of two centuries of work. It's rare that you get the chance to monologue through another, and you can't tell me you're not curious.

Why does an ex seek to talk about their former partner's lovers?

It's a simple enough answer: for satisfying one's curiosity. Uninspired, perhaps, but my god. The discovery, not simply of the variety of partners you take interest in, but that you would quite willingly date the teacher of one of Gallifrey's most infamous children.

It's a strange thing to know about an ex, but the fascination, Rassilon, the fascination of it all. I have dedicated my afterlife to handing myself knowledge of these partners, and I feel nothing but satisfaction in this choice.

I believe there are far more people in this world that would catch your eye than you would ever guess. And I have preceeded all of them.

Of course, their desires did not manifest overnight. When Tumblr first gathered your romantic intereste – Borusa, Banthony, and the rest – to discuss and hypothesize on the nature of their love for you, I felt what I believe we all felt: jealousy, and anger.

But as attention on Tumblr increased in number and discussion on the greatest partner for you emerged, I began to develop a very specific concern. Banthony was so obsessed with his ideas on you and his marriage, even as our fellows began to flirt and confess our love to you ourselves.

I began to worry that if Banthony successfully attempted to catch your gaze, then I would be as much a victim as any, trapped in the nightmare landscape of a twisted world without your love.

At first, I attempted prevention, but the cause seemed hopeless. The only way to ensure I did not suffer the tribulations of what I believed to be an inevitable confession of love was to stop my own feelings of love. So what began as an experiment soon became a race. I would make you fall in love with Banthony before professing your love to anyone else, therefore eliminating what myself or Borusa's feelings may be.

And there, I think, we are brought just about up to date. I have enjoyed our little trip down memory lane, but past here lies only a happy future for you and Banthony.

Goodbye, Rassilon

- Omega xoxo

I- I don't know what to say.

Omega, if this is really you, if you somehow, by every twist and turn of fate imaginable, survived this long in some form... My love for you has always been the greatest of any I have felt. Never have I loved another in the way I loved you.

But that is in the past. I have to stop letting you hold me back. I made my decision that fateful day; I did what I had to do to reach the top, to shape this society- our society, our dream- in the way that it must be shaped. Gallifrey could never have had two rulers. You knew this going in. And, best of all, dearest love, you knew that I would not be able to stand a threat to my power and my control. So, as much as I loved you, Omega, my sweet Ohm, my darling Peylix, I had to let you go. For us, for our home, for our people, for our dream. For Gallifrey. We would both be dead and gone by now if I had not, but now, you live on in your beautous creations, and in our shared society. Look at our children. At what we have created. This must be enough.

Oh, but my darling, you never could be so easily satisfied.

That is why I loved you. And that is why I had to let you go.

If this really were you, I would say, dearest Ohm, that I am glad you are able to let me go. I know that must be exceedingly difficult. But, I am happy with Borusa, and I do not love Banthony. If I did not have Borusa to think of, perhaps things would be different, and I would honour your wishes. Perhaps, then, you may finally find peace.

I am truly sorry that I must leave you trapped in your death, but you will never be in a world without my love. My love for you transcends the grave- and yes, I know, it must be your grave, my darling, for you cannot have survived beyond. I know, in my hearts, that you are gone and that this cannot be from you, not really, for you are lost to all but my memory.

Goodbye, my love. For whatever isn't left of you, for whatever could have been- my love for you persists even now, across regenerations and across death and across time.

#sorry it took me so long to get here #this is truly the most incredible ask I have ever received #ask #omega #of rassilon #answer #banthony #borusa #also. a little obsessed with the idea of a once-enraged ex lover returning to being obsessed with the guy who LITERALLY MURDERED HIM only t #end up wanting the best for him and trying to match make him. And instead of choosing to encourage the love of a fellow obsessive sub who #is clearly in an unhealthy relationship with Rassy (Borusa)#ergo mirroring his own lost relaitonship #he chooses to encourage the love of a FICTIONAL CHARACTER who was basically a MEME brought to life only to annoy Rassy #idk what you call it... character development?? BUt this is certainly wonderful and intriguing and hilarious #seriously. you are brilliant #also I think it's important to mention that the mian reason this took me so long to get to was because the first time I read it I opened it #at school and burst out laughing in front of everyone #and I haven't been able to answer this without laughing uproariously for so so long #and then I took the break and then I left town for a bit #but I'm back and I'm still laughing so so much and yet here we are #I did it!!!#also I hope Borusa sees this and gets mad and finally leaves this bitch (rassy)#he deserves better #find later #omega omega omega

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seventh-district · 8 months

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was about to lowkey pat myself on the back for having the most liked playlist for Big Red (YuuriVoice) on Spotify but. after further searching i believe it may be the only Big Red (YuuriVoice) playlist on Spotify 😭

#Seven.txt #yuurivoice #music stuff #rp audio stuff #(might as well go ahead and make a tag for it with how much i've been posting abt it lately)#what is a win when there is no competition #(that is a Joke i do not consider playlist making to be a competition. i am Truly Shocked that anyone likes any of my playlists)#like my music taste is awful! i made those playlists to please my own taste why r u guys even here #*looks at my Dark Mode Alphonse playlist with 150+ likes* WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE #but like. that is so funny to me #am i just not finding the other Big Red playlists or am i the only person insane enough abt him to make a playlist #where's that 'if x has 1 million fans meme'#If Big Red has 1 fan‚ that one is me #and the 42 ppl that liked the playlist lmao #If Big Red has 43 fans-#okay i'm done joking around #i'm supposed to be drafting up a fic for a completely different character to post rn but i'm fucking around on Spotify instead. whoops #like sorry but the Big Red audio on Patreon yesterday hit me in the heart and got the brainworms wiggling again #me when a character i love cries for the first time: YESSS YESYESYES GIVE ME THE EMOTION GIVE ME THE VULNERABILITY OPEN UP TO ME I LOVE YOU

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oculusxcaro · 4 months

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(If she ever gets patrons who tend to make frequent 'appearances' on the news, how often does she recognize them, and how awkward are those interactions? Does she ever report them to the GCPD or feel tempted to do so?)

send me questions you have about my character!

You'd think a waitress in a demanding job would at least have a somewhat decent memory when it comes to recognizing faces but honestly? Khare has a horrible memory and isn't likely to start remembering faces unless they are REALLY distinct (or have visited enough times for their appearance to register in her brain). Seeing the Joker himself strolling in and ordering up some pancakes is the most you can expect for her to acknowledge there's a serious fucking situation on hand but after that? Forget it, she's not likely to make the connection.

However, this is Gotham so chances are that at least somebody's going to rock up at the diner in their costume. Khare may be so preoccupied about getting their order right that... you know, it's going to take a minute or two to catch on that something's not right about their appearance, but she can't quite put a finger on it. Alexa, play the Jeopardy! Think Music! It's probably more awkward for the patron visiting that everything is so calm - The waitress isn't screaming bloody murder or jamming the silent call button beneath the counter to alarm the police that trouble is there, she's just smiling and doing her best to remember their order, just as they want it but on the off chance she does recognize somebody... she really, really doesn't want to call the GCPD and cause a scene, because really, nothing's happened.... yet, and the thought of police taking her statement and asking awkward questions is a far more frightening prospect than the Mad Hatter asking for a pot of tea, because... you know, she's an illegal immigrant at this point, and if she calls the police, who's to say she's not joining them in jail after her shift ends? Having a bad memory makes life difficult but in Khare's case, it might have saved more than a few potentially dangerous situations from blowing up as a hungry rogue gets a tasty meal without any screaming or overhearing any hushed calls begging the GCPD to arrive, because even criminals need to eat and boy, do most people feel a lot better after getting a proper meal inside them!

#red-hemlock #memes ;; send me questions about my character #🌈 || headcanons #Thank you for sending this I appreciated it a lot!#This one made me chuckle because Khare's memory is absolutely shot #Recognizing faces is getting harder but she can remember what people ordered before if that makes any sense?#She has a lot of trouble remembering names too so for a long time she thought of Harvey Dent as 'Bagel Guy'#Even though she's probably watched a few of his court cases on the news #Didn't fucking register that the youngest District Attorny in Gotham comes to PAULI'S DINER of all places to get some yummy bagels #She just remembers two bagels #And in a way it was wholesome because Khare treated him like a normal customer instead of fawning over him for a bigger tip #But yeah she's not likely to call the GCPD until bullets start flying lol #She'd really rather not get arrested herself for being in the country illegally and then having people discover her little health issue :(

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ozimagines · 8 days

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Hello there! I haven’t ever seen you write for this character, so I completely understand if you don’t wish to. I was wondering if you had any thoughts about Jeremiah Cloutier falling for someone? If possible, a masc/gender non-conforming person? As I said, totally okay if not! I hope you have a good weekend.

Absolutely! I don’t write him often, you’re right, but he was a fascinating character with a great portrayal by Luke Perry. And a Holy man with a masc/non-gender conforming reader gives the possibility for some interesting character studies.

(Also y’all are so polite in your asks!🥹 I’ll take them all! I love Oz character imagines and will always take the opportunity to try something new!)

Jeremiah Cloutier falling for a Masc/Gender Non-Conforming Reader would include…

He’s a man of God. He knows this about himself.

Since he was young, he knew that he had a higher calling. 👼

He stays friendly with all those in his parish, keeps close with his flock, as it were. They’re all pretty standard church goers, nothing unexpected. (All gender conforming)

So it wasn’t hard for his eyes to fall on you in the middle of a sermon one day.

It was odd. At first you were an affront to his sensibilities, and he wanted to pivot his sermon to talk about what God expects from men and what he expects of women… but his tongue stops before he can start.

He sees the way others regard you, like some sort of insult.

But he lets you stay.

Because just as you are unlike those in his congregation in appearances, you are also unlike them in your actions.

They largely come once a week and forget him for the other six days unless they have to win a political debate.

You’re focused. Intimidatingly so. But you’re not staring at him. You’re staring through him.

It takes him a minute to realize you’re inspecting the stained glass windows behind him. Looking at something he struggles to see even though he’s stared at that same window himself as he prays.

After the sermon, he shakes some hands, kisses some babies, all that’s expected of him.

But he pushes through people to make sure you don’t leave without him speaking to you.

It’s not hard to find you, you’re still sitting in the pew with your head down, lips moving but no sounds leaving.

He sits down next to you, and you immediately take notice.

“Reverend!”😳

He stops you instantly.

“Please, continue to pray. I’ll do the same.”

You sit in silence, both your heads down, both in deep concentration.

When everyone leaves, he turns to you.

“I’ve… well, you’ve never been to service before.”

You blush a little and stutter.

“I… wasn’t supposed to be here this time.”

You explain that you were sitting in the pew when the service started, and when people started to file in, you just stayed.😂

“What were you praying for, my child?”

“I… don’t know if I was.”

You explain you have a rocky relationship with the church. That you were told from a very young age what God expected from you… and you weren’t sure it was a contract you wanted.

He asks why you came into a church at all, still patient.

Cloutier is different from some of the other Christians in Oz; he’s pompous and self assured but he’s curious, with a mind that won’t let him leave an unturned stone.

“It’s that window.”

You point to the stained glass window with a sheepish look. It’s Jesus and Mary, surrounded by angels.

“You think that’s what they look like? The angels, I mean?”

He starts to go on this long spiel on how one interprets the Bible but you stop him.

“That’s not what I’m asking. Every time I see an angel in print, they have white wings… in stained glass, it’s rainbow, like a parrots. And when the light hits it right, they glow. I wonder… if the angels only have white wings, or are some of them rainbow?”🌈

He genuinely does not know how to answer that question, and he finds himself staring at that same stained glass window with a totally different view.

You apologize for crashing his sermon, but he assures you all are welcome in God’s house. ⛪️✝️

You thank him but have heard that before.

Next week, he searches the crowd for your face but you aren’t there.

You aren’t there for two more sermons.

When he finally sees you, it’s on a Wednesday night. He’s alone in the church after a mid-week sermon, when he hears the church doors open. The main doors are always open to allow people to pray.

He leaves his office and sees you sitting in the same pew, staring at the stained glass window. He cannot stop his own smile.

You apologize again, and ask if you’re disturbing him.

He insists you’re not and that he’s just working on the Sunday service.

“I’ve been thinking about what you asked, about the rainbow angels.”

He explains that the Bible is moral law written in poetic form, but that it’s all true. You smile as he explains in his vanilla Christian style; nothing you haven’t heard before, again.

You’re quiet while he talks, and as he does, he looks directly into your eyes. You have wonderfully bright and vivacious eyes.

He starts to broach the obvious subject.

“There are certain… lifestyles… that are against God’s plan-“

You stop him. You tell him you’ve heard that before too. That God’s love is conditional in every sense of the word.

When you weren’t sure who you were, you hated yourself and everyone still loved you. Now that you know who you are, you love yourself and everyone hates you.

“There’s no room for rainbow angels in God’s plan.”😭

He doesn’t really have an answer for that. He’d delivered sermons against non-traditional lifestyles (largely LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️) so how could he tell you he thought any different?

But he’d never seen this side before. You were hurting but not because you were at war with yourself, but because everyone seemed at war with you.

He tells you that while he was firm in his position on God, that his door is always open to you. That he’d be there to guide you.

He prays that night. He prays that you find your way; that you follow God’s plan and become a churchgoer.

As he does this his heart aches. All he can picture is your words and your searching eyes.

“There’s no room for rainbow angels in God’s plan.”

You come over next Wednesday after service. He’s got his head in the Bible again, lovingly searching over its words.

You ask him what the draw is. Why he loves harder than most.

“It’s His love. It’s boundless and everlasting.”

You wonder how he can think that when half his sermons are just lists of exceptions.

He appreciates your candor and asks your relationship with God.

“Estranged. For a long time, I wanted his love more than anything. When it was clear that it didn’t belong to me as I am, I wanted nothing to do with it… and now…”

“And now…?” He continues, hand reaching out to yours to comfort you.

“Now I know something. Either God is all powerful and not all knowing or he’s all knowing and not all powerful, and if he is that… then he’s just like us. And he deserves a break too. I think God made us like a science experiment, but then we got out of hand. And now he can only watch.”

He tells you the best way to solidify your relationship with God is to follow his plan. That he is all knowing and all powerful. That his love is worth it.

You shake your head, heatedly, insisting that any God without imperfection is a tyrant expecting obedience on threat of abandonment and eternal suffering. That he couldn’t possibly understand what it is to exist in the modern world.

You two talk for hours, hardly seeing eye to eye, but with the sweet canter of his voice, you know his words never come from a place of anger.

You thank him for spending this time with you. For listening, even if he didn’t agree.

He tells you again that you’re welcome any time, and that he’s made a lifetime commitment to being God’s messenger, and if he can convey any of that to you, then he’s happy.

He tells you he’s glad, and squeezes your hand… for a little too long. You realize this and so does he.

He can’t get you out of his head the next few days. So few people in his congregation met with him after hours just to talk biblical philosophy.

You cared more than most.

He seeks council on his feelings from the last person who’d expect to see him

Father Mukada was shocked as Reverend Cloutier entered his office. 🤯

They greet each other like old friends and then get straight to business.

“There’s this… person. He… she… this person is not a… traditional member of either of our flocks. But… they have questions…”

He explains the rainbow angels theory, and Mukada listens with the open heart he’s always had. Cloutier says he wants you as a part of his congregation. Mukada asks the very reasonable question… why?

Because you try. Because you’re searching for answers he wants to give you. Because you’re hurting, and that’s exactly why he became a Reverend.

“Because he’s hurting. I’ve… always assumed the homosexuals and… well… others… were at war within themselves. He seems at peace within and at war against his own will. I know in my heart he deserves peace, but I was taught the oath he’s on is promised none. Father Mukada, how do you guide someone away from their own peace?”🕊️

Mukada thinks for a second.

“We often, as Holy men, have to balance our self assuredness lest it become self righteousness.” -Mukada, MD.

“I’ll invite the child into my flock. Offer to teach him.”

“Teach but don’t judge.”

*sweats in Christian* -Cloutier, probably

You meet with him after service on Wednesday.

“What did you think of the sermon?”🥰

“A little dry.” -teasing him😛

He invited you into his quarters and asks about your life. What lead you to his church?

You admit you grew up around religion. You don’t specify whether or not you were or weren’t or your family. You’re guarded.

He realizes it’s because you have to be.

You mention a study abroad trip to the Vatican. You mentioned the duomi and the stained glass and the murals.

“The glass behind the Priest started to glow as the sun was setting. And the white doves so carefully crafted just shined and the gold on the organ… it was blinding.”

“The light of God.” -he smiles

You smile sadly back.

“They asked me to leave.”

His smile drops off his face. His face flushed as he knows he had banned others in your position. He never felt like more of an ass in his life.

“All I could think about were the angels on the side wall. Rainbow. Not like the ones painted on the wall. They glowed, and casted colored light in all directions.”

He asks you why you gravitate towards the angels who are… “different”

You chuckle. You know what he’s asking.

“All you need to know is my pronouns are he/they, and I don’t often fit into one category or the other. Sometimes I’m both. Sometimes I’m neither. Normally masculine leaning though.”

Your face lights up as you say this. He notices that immediately. Your eyes just… glowed. Sparkling like the window you mentioned.

“Were you born a-“

“All you need to know,” you restate clearly, but not unkindly, “is my pronouns are he/they, my name is Y/N, and I’ve never felt more like myself than I do right now.”☺️

He takes the hint and for the second time that day, feels like an ass😅

“God gives his toughest battles-“

“-to his strongest soldiers.” You finish with a sly grin. “Is that not what you were going to say?”

He grins back. He knows you’re just teasing, but he feels bad using his C-material on an A+ person like you. So he leveled with you.

“My whole belief system says you’re wrong. Everything. It says if you don’t suffer the wrath of God in this life, then you will in the other.” He backpedals, feeling sick having to say this to your face. “I’m sorry, that’s just what it is. I am only a messenger of God.” 🙃

You smile at him a little sadly. You had to know this is what he thought. Or what he had been repeating his whole life.

“When in your life did you feel most like yourself?” -you ask, with a burst of confidence.

“When I was studying.” He found himself saying. “When I was in school to become a reverend. I have a degree in Christian studies. And I read the words of God… it read like poetry.”

“Like the Odyssey, or the Iliad…” you muse to yourself, and he silently pardons your blaspheme. “I don’t mean that pejoratively. Those are epic tales of morality and humility and human weakness and the divine. It’s gorgeous. Always has been.”

“You’ve read the Bible…?”🥹🥹🥹

“Cover to cover. Made notes in the margined of mine.”

“I do that too!” He exclaims, popping an excellent, radiant smile. You can’t help but stare a second. He opens the pages of his to show you like an excited young boy.

You talk biblical for hours, into the wee morning.

“You are unlike any person I’ve ever met.” He muses over you, and you realize he’s stroking your hand.

He realizes too and stops, wishing you a good day and walking you out to your car. The sun is coming up over buildings in the distance. 🌇

He cancels your next appointment. He needs time to think.

He goes to his confidant in everything; God. He sits in his pew, just thinking and praying. He asks for an answer. Why does he care for you so when you are supposed to be something he rages against? Why can’t he stop thinking about you? Why can’t he get those rainbow angels out of his mind?

He sits down with a pad and paper, and with one more look towards the heavens above, he lets God guide his hand and smiles as he writes, for the first time in a long time, he’s enjoying this sermon.

Sunday service! You were specifically invited this time by Jeremiah. He gets to the pulpit, and opens his notes, casting a smiling, knowing glance at you.

“Miracles. Ask an ye shall receive. We’re all praying and searching. Miracles are what we call it when God answers a prayer. But do we love all miracles? Or just those who come to us in the form in which we intended?”

The crowd shifts a little, but you’re not focusing on him. The sun is coming up behind him, and the Reverend started to shine. His eyes bounced around the room, not wildly though, each eye contact was meaningful and said something personal. He brushed his shaggy hair out of his face in his passion.

You were in awe of this man.

“God’s job isn’t to give us what we want, it’s to give us what we need. But when it’s an answer other than the one we wanted, we have a tendency to reject God’s hand.”

He turns behind him and gestures largely for the audience.

“For in the purity of the white angel wings, we lose the light of God, who does not appear in just one color, just one sound, just one sensation. When the Lord Almighty sends you a rainbow angel,”

His eyes flit to you, and you see a smile grace his face.

“After a period of rain and turmoil, you accept it, knowing God has sent you what you need.”

His entire congregation erupts, all thanking him and praising him and still side-eying you.

You wait for the congregation to leave him alone by sitting in the pew and waiting for him.

He doesn’t wait. He pushes past his regulars to you. It starts to piss him off as they all tell him they agree with the sermon, and still found enough hate in their hearts to judge you.

“Y/N!”

You hear some whispers including your d/n, and Jeremiah flushes. He pushes back his hair again, clenching his Bible, and saying,

“Y/N, will be jointing our congregation… if they so choose. They’re… about the best person I’ve met in a long time. Sometimes, I lose myself in the fire and brimstone, and forget the beauty our faith has to offer. Y/N here has helped me get in touch with that beauty.”

His flock is… confused. But as most of them considered questioning their Holy man a blaspheme, they went along with it and you were welcomed, some genuinely moved by his speech and some just forcing a smile.

You’re not really focused on any of them. You and Jeremiah have been staring at each other the whole day. You stay behind to talk to them.

“So… you still trying to save me?” -you ask, teasingly. He smiles.

“Actually, I was hoping you could save me.” 🥹

He takes your hand and leads you to the front with him. He kneels you down before the stained glass window. He kneels as well, right next to you, bowing his head.

You think he’s about to ask God go his blessing or his forgiveness… all he says is a humble “thank you.”

You take things slow. You have to.

But he enjoys talking the Bible with you, as well as other poetic/moral pieces.

He takes you to his favorite diner where he writes some of his sermons. That there was a waitress there who was sixty two, who had served him since he was young who he loved.

You learn about his preferences; he’s a simple man, but appreciates quality.

He likes hot chocolate, and though he doesn’t say this, you know mini marshmallows are his favorite part.

His favorite flowers are Queen Anne’s Lace, and he often gets them for you because he thinks they look lovely in your hair or on your lapel.

Takes him a minute to get the hang of dating someone masculine. He’s attracted to you to be sure but he’s a baby gay, so you have to be gentle😅

Likes watching old movies with you. Like Road To movies with Bobe Hope and Bing Crosby. Sings softly to you, and not very well 🤣

He actually likes baking a lot, and works with you to make cupcakes and cookies for the church bake sale. He likes light blue and decorated the cupcakes accordingly.

You take him to Karaoke once; he hates it immediately but doesn’t act all dicky and pathetic about it. Just lets you enjoy your time. 🎤

When he kisses you, it takes you both by surprise even though he asks.

“I just want to try something. Here.”

Leans forward and kisses you gently on the lips. You lean in a little bit try not to scare him off. It’s nice; a calming experience.

He holds your hand often, and lets you hold onto his arm at church functions.

He smiles at you often; it’s like he can’t help himself.

He’s not Catholic, so there’s not really a rule for celibacy… but it takes him a looong time to get there.

When he is there it’s a loving experience, joyful and natural; just two people enjoying the other’s company. He caresses and holds you afterwards, kissing your neck and cheek and ear.

Says I love you in the most elaborate way possible; you just laugh.

“God tells us we must love one another. That we must be there for others at every juncture, and when you commit yourself to one person, you are to love and honor them as you would love and honor him-”

“I love you too, Jeremiah.”❤️

You two build a life together, and though it’s not to say no one tries to interfere with this “non-traditional” couple, but you two are just too happy and at peace to care.

You found your person. Just someone to go through life with. Someone to stand in line with at the grocery store, or read a book with after dinner.

You and Jeremiah both quote Buddha (though Jeremiah calls him a prophet sometimes): Peace comes from within. Do not seek without.

Bonus: Jeremiah chews gum feverishly when he’s writing his sermons. Helps him think. You always leave a gum packet on the desk next to him. Sometimes you find fun flavors from around the world. He quite likes the dragonfruit one, but will pass on the licorice one in the future 😂

#hbo oz #oz meme #Jeremiah Cloutier #wow this was a long one #just wanted to get him there naturally instead of him being out of character #he’s firm but his relationship with Mukada makes me think he’s trying to be better than he is #I have a complicated relationship with the church as I am gay/gender non conforming and I grew up in Texas and Alabama #but I have some wonderful Christian friends who take God’s love seriously #and they believe it’s not their place to judge #but rather just to be there #also their thoughts on the Vatican are my thoughts too #it’s a gorgeous place where I wasn’t welcome #but I’d like to be. just for the art itself #rainbow angels

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ravene · 3 months

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I've had really no time to draw in a while and I'll keep having no time for a while but I went through my old WIPs and I think I could share some stuff here.

This one I'm sharing on it's own because I'm actually slightly proud of it lmao, it's Travis in Steven Universe style

#wip #taxi driver #I think this is at least the third time I've drawn him in SU/Calarts style as joke #But this time I genuinelly tried to make him look like an actual adult townie SU character instead of just the meme calarts template face

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oathkeeperoxas · 6 months

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Last line challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

Tagged by @frostbitebakery 💖

That’s all Ice lets himself want, because it’s the only thing he’s certain he can have.

As usual, giving Ice a bad time in my google docs. I think I just did one of these like... yesterday, so will leave open tags for anyone who sees and wants to share 😤

#tag meme #my writing #me clinging to my gay ice headcanon while also making him sleep with dozens of women like lol sorry dude #another thing that he could simply not do!! but instead he is choosing to make himself miserable #core character trait of this man honestly

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alteredphoenix · 2 years

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It’s funny how as much as I love playing elves in MMOs (read: WoW) I’ll role a beast race character first thing in others such as Argonians/Khajiit in ESO, Charr in GW2, and Mi’qote in FF14 (ironic, considering how much I loathe the portrayal of catgirls), but I can’t bring myself to main a tauren because the anti-heroic/villainous elements they do have - read: non-Horde Grimtotem tauren - is insignificant next to the more heroic/lawful aesthetic that comprises them.

I think part of the reason is because, for someone that’s supposed to be their racial leader, Baine is...pretty much a non-character. I guess he can be forgiven for that one-dimensionality due to his age - and I think he can be considered young - but if you were to put him next to pre-Legion!Anduin he may as well be almost the same character, just he’s a cow-guy and not a human. Then again, even pre-Legion!Anduin has strokes of leaning into anti-heroic qualities a’la using Void magic on his allies in MoP, but he’s still mostly good.

Baine is such a non-sequitur that for all intents and purposes he’s Just There. And, like, okay, I don’t mind him being good but I do mind him not being fleshed out enough to make him stand on his own and apart from Anduin.

So, yeah, that’s my take on why I don’t roll tauren (except the one I do have, but he’s an alt and I just use him for farming mogs).

#warcraft #i know ppl meme baine for just Sitting There through almost all of SL #but at least you can argue he had the most realistic reaction to being tortured in torghast - that's fine #but he needs *more*#not just his strengths but his weaknesses #i'm not expecting him to be edgy but he kind of sticks out like a sore thumb #next to ppl like rokhan - who doesn't even have a unique model but we get just enough of a glimpse to know his character #and thrall - who's one of the more fleshed out characters in the series #if anybody has to be the token good guy in the horde it's going to be calia - she fills that niche #thalyssra counts too but we see a bit of haughtiness in her w/ the druids in the suramar rebellion #so yeah listing all this makes baine *really* pale in comparison to the other horde leaders #fuck cairne has more of a personality than his own son & he died all the way back in cata #so that just tells me baine is waaaay overdue for some character development #anyway this was supposed to be a post about me talking about my beast race prefernces #which instead turned into a mini-rant on baine #so uhhh yeah

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dmclemblems · 2 years

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I tend to love the most hated and/or misunderstood characters but I will never give up defending them and supporting them.

#I remember this one time I was doing a tier list with a friend #and I sat there for a literal Half Fucking Hour talking about One Character #bc the fandom has gotten so accustomed to hating him for such a stupid reason #that it's even leaked into Fodlan memes and I'm like bruh don't MAKE ME whip out the essays #I have to hold back when I see it esp on Twitter bc I'm like #no me stop they're not worth it they'll never understand anyway they simply cannot understand nuanced characters like this #THE WORST PART OF MY SITUATION IS LIKE... I love the hated characters and hate loved characters #like some of my most disliked or hated characters are so popular and I'm just ??? but then with mine I'm like #yay nuance yay character yay depth yay development AND SOMEHOW PPL DON'T SEE IT #but rly I'm p sure they just don't want to see it bc once ppl decide they don't like xyz they purposely ignore development and good things #same as how so many ppl decide they love xyz and purposely ignore all the bad things #but you know what I'm proud that I love a character with depth who is one of the best units in FE history #I'm proud of that 100 percent crit rate and I'm proud of the constant overkill and I'M GLAD YOU GOT AN ALT IN FEH SO QUICK BABE #AND I'M GLAD YOUR OG UNIT IN FEH IS TOTAL MURDER BABE. I KNOW THEY CAN NEVER MAKE YOU AS OP AS CANON #BC YOU'D DOMINATE THE ENTIRE MOBILE GAME BUT JUST NOW THAT YOU EVEN TOOK CELICE'S SPOT AS #MY 'SENT TO FRIENDS FOR BATTLE' UNIT BC IT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE #man this entire post's tags turned into a tribute to one character instead of the others in mind whoops #but then I think he's the MOST misunderstood and wrongfully hated so It's Okay #all of the misunderstood characters I love will have their time #...is Wolf also misunderstood? I don't think anyone cares about him I think he's off the angry fans hook #nowadays Alvis has it better than he used to like man I used to have hold him up like Simba #I'm pretty sure nobody really cares about Ephidel in fact ppl just get curious or confused about why I like him so much #I think they're like my trio of ''you can squeak by''#but that says nothing for all the time I had to put into defending Holsety and I have no idea if I'd have to still #is he still hated? do I still have to pin ppl to the wall as I explain dragon dad's feelings???#dragon dad the savior of all of jugdral??? i will do it i will pin ppl to the wall and defend him whenever i must #DCB Comments

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mortau · 4 months

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wait i have to make more sinclair icons

#ALL OF THE ONES HE HAS MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRUMP #BUT HES A MEME I SWEAR #out of character #but also if u want sunny or iris instead lmk

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workingwhileidream · 5 months

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Okay Burrow's End had me thinking some thoughts... So here are my favorite Dimension 20 moments that rotate like a rotisserie chicken in my brain (in no particular order other than the order I thought if them).

- Riz goes into the butthole of the Corn Ooze Monster (Fantasy High). The first absolutely insane shenanigans move anyone makes on D20, setting the tone the show will have forever.

- Raphaniel kills Queen Pamelia (Ravening War). I think I saw Brennan's soul leave his body briefly when he got that How Do You Want To Do This from Matt. Time was an absolute flat circle that day.

- Hank convinces Brennan to let him role savvy instead of sneak (Mentopolis). Hank is one of the most famous content creators, having him on the show was phenomenal to begin with. Then right out of the gate, he pulls this move in his first episode. And it just works. Hilarious, instantly iconic.

- Jet Dies (A Crown of Candy). When Lapin dies, it is shocking but I wasn't attached to him as a character. Lapin was a bit antagonistic and his death happens early in the season. On the other hand, Jet is instantly likeable. Emily and Siobhan are amazing as siblings, their performances this campaign are some of my favorites. I have siblings and I am very close to them, so this hit me like a ton of bricks.

- The entire epilogue of Burrow's End. "Are you pitching and Air Bud ending?" is one of the instant hall of fame quotes from this show. I started crying I was laughing so hard.

- Ylfa's bottleneck and the TPK (Neverafter). There are so many close calls for total party kills in Dimension 20 history, but this is where it finally happens and it's only 3 episodes in. I was on edge, expecting another TPK at any turn, for the rest of the campaign.

- 3 nat one initiative rolls for the battle that literally opens the season (A Starstruck Odyssey). The beginning of a new season is always full of excitement. This season was extra special, having everyone back in the dome after the pandemic and the season being based off Brennan's Mom's comics. The zoom energy is still in the air and I still think about this season opener a lot.

- Mother Timothy Goose breaks Snow White's concentration with a cantrip (Neverafter). Only Ally Beardsley could and we all damn well know it. Still didn't stop me from being so far in disbelief that all I could do is laugh.

- Hob's "You will never know another lonely day" speech to Rue (A Court of Fey and Flowers). I will still cry about this if I think about it for too long. Rue and Hob's romance is the heart of this season to me. I won't be over it ever.

- Gertrude convinces Nyruth to give the Questing Queens very powerful boons after the Queens tried to rob them only a few hours earlier (Dungeons and Drag Queens). The fact that this season exists drives a level of serotonin into my brain that is unimaginable. This is the definition of a big swing and when Bob rolls well, Brennan has no other choice than to honor it. This is one of the moments I have made a meme of. I cannot wait for season 2.

- Wuuvy shows up to the duel and she did not come to play (A Court of Fey and Flowers). Aabria has talked about how Wuuvy is one of her favorite NPCs and I feel the same. Wuuvy and Rue's relationship has such a great arc and this moment is so pivotal.

- Fabian's no good very bad day (Fantasy High Sophomore Year). An iconic moment in D20 history that was truly wild to watch live. For everything to go so fantastically bad for Fabian and Lou was unprecedented. There is a reason why people still talk about this moment to this day.

- Amathar survives being pushed off the castle (A Crown of Candy). Brennan tried to kill Lou so many times in this campaign. I really thought Brennan had gotten him with this one, my stomach sunk. But Lou pulls it out and Amathar lives once again.

- Pib plays "Smoke on the Water" (Neverafter). "I stepped out to play 'Smoke on the Water' " is also a hall of fame quote to me. This list could be all Pib moments if I'm being honest, he's my favorite Zac character. And the fact that Zac doesn't roll well makes this moment funnier to me.

- Buddy Bear gets planted with the All Blossom (Dungeons and Drag Queens). Jujubee and Brennan owe me a therapy session for this one. I sobbed. My cat is my baby and I will be ruined the day she leaves me, so I get it. I really do.

- "Eat your dice, Brennan" (Fantasy High Sophomore Year). A great bit made physically possible by Siobhan. I hope Siobhan gives him gummy dice or something like that so that Brennan can continue to eat his dice for Junior Year.

- Orange Top Hat Fairy (Neverafter). It's a horror season and the cast is doing bits about how hot a mini is the entire finale and the Adventuring Party that followed. I felt the stress and off the walls energy through the screen. The Smooth Criminal pin was the first piece of Dimension 20 merch I bought.

- Viola's epic takedown of Phoebe (Burrow's End). Watching Rashawn absolutely crush it her first time in the dome was amazing. I loved Viola from the jump, her arc was so satisfying and fun to watch. Also the idea of a tiny stoat kicking a gun just the right way to get it to fire is hilarious. No notes other than please have Rashawn come back on every season she possibly can.

- Evan Kelmp warns the Rosemont student not to duel him (Misfits and Magic). Brennan's deadpan warning matched with the reactions of the other players and Aabria really make this scene. An underrated Brennan moment for sure.

- Stacey Fakename turns out to be real (Mentopolis). This was such a good reoccurring bit, so to have Stacey be real at the end of the story was too funny. In a season of bits, tropes, and puns - this one has the most payoff to me and is definitely my favorite.

#dimension 20 #d20 #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 spoilers #dungeons and drag queens #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #the ravening war #mentopolis #misfits and magic #a crown of candy #burrow's end #neverafter #a starstruck odyssey #a court of fey and flowers

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rjalker · 1 year

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Dear people who aren't physically disabled who plan to write fantasy settings:

[ID: Several images taken from the Geordi La Forge yes and no meme format, with Geordi holding out a hand disapprovingly for the no section, then pointing in approval for the yes section.

The first image is the meme:

No: "Saying the existance of magic in your setting means there are no disabled people (this literally just means disabled people are killed. AKA eugenics)"

Yes: "Having disabled people who use magical mobility aids and other assistive devices. Realizing that someone is still disabled even if their prosthetic arm is made of magic instead of plastic."

This is followed by four more panels of yes section:

"Geordi la Forge is still literally disabled. His visor helping him does not erase his disability and make him magically abled."

"Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender is still literally disabled even though her Earthbending helps her. It does not make her disability ~magically~ go away."

"Having your disability be accomodated does not mean the disability goes away. Having a prosthetic hand, even one that's made of magic, does not mean you're not disabled."

"Magical mobility aids do not mean disabled people don't exist. It just means they use magical mobility aids instead of plastic or metal ones. A limb made of magic is still a prosthetic even if it's made of the soul of the universe instead of plastic and metal."

Then another no panel: "'There's no disabled people beacuse magic'".

Then one last yes panel: "'Magic helps disabled people in a variety of ways'".

End ID.]

This also applies to science fiction; just because Luke Skywalker's prosthetic hand is super advanced doesn't mean it's no longer a prosthetic, or that he's not disabled. Same with Darth Vader - just because he has a suit that lets him breathe and walk around doesn't mean he's not disabled. (And Star Wars' propensity for making the villains visibly disabled while the heroes disabilities get covered up by super advanced prosthetics is a topic that deserves its own post, especially with how ableist some of the authors of the books are. Troy Denning is especially ableist)

Edit:

Because people keep being fucking obnoxious and ableist in the tags, yes,,, motherfuckers, if you refuse to have disabled people in your setting, that does make you fucking ableist. If you say that the magic is used to cure all disabled people and that's why they don't exist, that's fucking eugenics.

You cannot ""cure"", more like remove all disabilities without fucking eugenics. Magically automatically destroying disabled fetuses (a very fucking popular trope!) is eugenics.

The only way to fucking "cure" autism is to fucking kill all autistic people, also known as eugenics!

What about people with PTSD? Do you just fucking brainwash them so they aren't traumatized anymore?

Do you force all Deaf people to be able to hear? Do you force all blind people to be able to see? Do you force all anosmics to be able to smell?

Do you magically force everyone with a speech impediment to speak to your standards?

Do you force everyone born with bodily or facial differences to live up to your fucking standard of beauty?

You cannot fucking say "disablities don't exist in this universe because magic cures everything" without inherently saying that eugenics exists in your fucking universe.

Not all fucking disabilities need a cure. If you ""cured"" my autism I'd just be fucking dead. You'd literally just be changing me into what you think is fucking acceptable.

Stop fucking arguing in defence of ableists on my fucking post so you can pretend that eugenics has never been written about in magical settings when it is extremely fucking prevalent.

And while we're fucking at it, let your gods damned characters become disabled over the course of their story, and call them disabled within the fucking story. I don't care if they're a robot. I don't care if they have magic. Not all fucking damage can be fixed. Curses exist. Hardware can go out of fucking date and no longer be manufactured anywhere.

Let your characters become disabled and do not magically fucking cure them back to brand new every single time they get hurt. The only thing you accomplish by doing that is destroying any chance of ever having stakes.

No, "magical healing leaves scars on the mind from the memory of the injuries though!!!!" is not fucking good enough. Let your characters have scars. Let them become disabled. Stop being fucking ableist cowards.

Edit number fucking 2:

No, motherfuckers, you do not get to comment "if the disability was caused by magic it's not ableist to cure it with magic". You are the ableist this post is about. Shut the absolute fuck up, stop treating being disabled as the worst possible outcome, and just admit you're a fucking ableist. If you don't want your characters to become disabled, then don't fucking make them disabled.

[ID: The Garfield "you are not immune to propaganda" meme, now edited to read:

"If your first thought upon reading this post is, 'Oh, but it's okay to magically cure disabilities caused by magic!' Congrats…you are the exact sort of ableist jackass this post is about."

End ID.]

Edit number fucking 3:

Autistic people exist! People who are born with disabilities exist! You cannot create a setting where disabled people do not exist because we're all "cured" or "fixed" and not inherently say that you are killing disabled people as soon as they're born, or fucking aborting us as soon as you figure out we'd be born disabled! That's fucking eugenics!

There is no way to "cure" autism without eugenics! There is no way to "cure" people with body differences without eugenics! There is no way to make disabled people nonexistant in your setting without eugenics! Thinking you can and should "cure" and "fix" all disabilities IS EUGENICS!

Also:

[ID: A character shouting at the camera, now edited to read: "Shut up about Dungeons and Dragons! Shut up about Dungeons and Dragons! If the rules of Dungeons and Dragons are ableist, then fucking change them! It is your fucking personal responsability to be a better person than your bigoted society wants you to be!". End ID.]

[ID: White text on a dark brown background with white and black borders around the edges, that reads:

"I don't fucking know or care about Dungeons and Dragons.

This post is not about Dungeons and Dragons.

Do not fucking throw the rulebook of Dungeons and Dragons at me like it's some sort of 'Gotcha!'.

You will literally just be blocked like the rest of the ableist assholes who've already tried it.

If you play dungeons and dragons, it's your responsability to make your games not be ableist, even if it means breaking the rules.".

End ID.]

I do not fucking care what the ableist rules are in Dungeons of Dragons. Do not fucking throw ableist rules for a game I have never and will never play at me on a post I made so that people could learn how to make their settings less ableist. If the rules in Dungeons and Dragons are ableist, then fucking change them. If you don't want to change them, then stop fucking playing an ableist game.

Disabled people deserve to see ourselves represented in fiction just like everyone else, without any fucking requirements that we be "cured" or "fixed" before the story ends.

How the fuck would you feel if a trans and gay character's whole story revolved around going on a quest to become straight and cis, did so, and only then was allowed to live happily ever after?

Why do you fucking think suggesting people write stories about disabled people going on a quest to be cured because it's the only way they'll ever be happy is any less fucking offensive?

Also:

This post is NOT a place for you to talk about how disabled people in fiction should have the option of curing their disabilities. It's just not. That's the fucking default for this society. That is not a revolutionary concept. It's not novel. We fucking know this society wants us gone. A post about how disabled people deserve representation is not the place to talk about how "Well, actually, in fiction disabled people should be cured!" Like that's not the fucking universal default???????????

Edit #4:

Everyone needs to stop tagging this singing praise for Fullmetal Alchemist. A story that uses disability as a punishment and the characters are on a quest to cure their disabilities is not the amazing representation you're all claiming it is just because the character who is only disabled because of DIVINE PUNISHMENT uses prosthetics.

Read this post, and this one. Fullmetal Alchemist is a hell of a lot more ableist than you people are letting on.

guess what you can now find a PDF version of this post on the web archive.

Edit #5! August 23rd, 2023!

A) Everyone. Disabilities that can only exist in the magical setting are still disabilities.

Trying to cure the younger brother's magical disability of being a soul floating around in a magical suit of armour is, in fact, going on a quest to heal a disability!

It doesn't matter if the older brother doesn't want to get his limbs back when they're going on a quest to heal the younger brother's disability! Especially when they BOTH get magically healed at the end!

Magical disabilities that can only exist in that setting, but not real life, are still disabilities, and it's not okay to magically heal them either! What part of the Garfield meme on this post did you all choose to ignore?!

B) When you leave tags on a post you are reblogging, the original poster can see them! When you leave tags on this post, I can see them!

If you think this post is ""too aggressive"" then simply do not reblog it! Don't fucking tone police me on a post I've had to edit five times now due to the constant ableism people have been commenting since I made it!

I have been called the R slur by multiple people in response to this post! People have literally reblogged this post to defend eugenics abortions! You can't see these comments or replies anymore because I blocked the poster!

If you think minorities are being too aggressive by responding appropriately to bigotry, you're a bigot! And you should either not reblog the post at all, or at the very least, shut the fuck up and not tone police us!

Do not fucking put tags on this post complaining I'm being too aggressive! That's called tone policing and you're a bigot if you do it! Don't fucking do it on anyone else's posts either! They can see your tags too!

C) When I fucking say Harry Potter fans are banned from this post, yes, this means YOU!

Either stop supporting a billionaire who's literally using the profits from her bigoted shittily written books to fund REAL FUCKING GENOCIDE, or fuck off!

By continuing to support the Harry Potter series, you are literally giving JK Rowling free fucking advertising! You are encouraging more people to read the series and watch the movies, spending more money and giving her more fucking money with which to LITERALLY SHAPE A COUNTRY'S LAWS TO COMMIT GENOCIDE. She is literally fucking fighting to make being trans illegal! She is literally fucking fighting to have even more of autistic people's rights taken away!

You cannot fucking be a fan of the Harry Potter series in 2023 and call yourself an ally to all the minorities harmed by JK Rowling and the bigotry baked into her shitty series!

Read another book! The Web Archive has tons you can read for free! Literally every single book on gutenberg.org/ is free! Including audiobooks for some of them!

If you write Harry Potter fanfiction, simply fucking get rid of the names and identifiable features and start writing original fiction instead! It's literally free!

Not supporting a literal fucking genocidal billionaire costs LITERALLY NOTHING! And if you refuse to fucking stop supporting JK Rowling, which is what you are doing when you support the Harry Potter series and squeal over her OCs, you are not an ally to any fucking minority! No! Not even if you're trans yourself!

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Edit again Nobember 28th 2023 because this comment is just. such a perfect example for all of you that think this doesn't happen.

butter-whore2 said, two hours before this edit:

kind of a fan of tumblr's slightly more algorithmically elements for reminding me of the hell's other people construct for themselves but this one hits like five of the boxes. How do people do this to themselves? it's such a bizarre way to act over media I genuinely do not believe is capable of stirring an emotional response the metaphysics of disability here are unintentionally really funny but disability is not a coherent ontological framework, it's a vague descriptor for literally thousands of different things none of which lend themselves to categorizing Moralizing over fiction is incredibly lame.

Liking harry potter is also incredibly lame, it's not morally wrong nor transphobic and you do not get to decide that lol. people literally do get "cured" of their disabilities all the time, many of them have a positive experience in doing so. this is not what eugenics is.

the anti abortion stuff lol

Literally how do you live like this? you guys don't even read real books I don't get it.

Archived version of the comment for posterity.

So yeah, lofl, block this fucker.

#long post #described images #fantasy #writing #writing tips #writing advice #fantasy writing #writing fantasy #scifi #science fiction #also applies to scifi #Luke Skywalker's not magically abled because his prosthetic hands advanced #disability #disabled #physically disabled #neurodivergent #<- so more people see it #and beacuse a lot of just neurodivergent people are really fucking ableist towards physically disabled people #especially people who only have ADHD or are just Autistic #and if me saying that pissess you off guess what? You're probably the exact sort of person I'm talking about.#Newsflash: I'm autistic. I have ADHD. I'm also physically disabled.#And I constantly see people wiht ADHD and autistics being ableist as shit #to both physically disabled people and other neurodviergent people.#You are not immune to being ableist just because you're also disabled.

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reineydraws · 4 months

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@giurochedadomani this au is eating my brain.

someone in the replies of the last post brought up dogsred, a hockey manga where a figure skater becomes a hockey player so that could be zoro lol

i mentioned it there but he becomes a meme bc he was messing around during practice and managed to score with three hockey sticks, one of which was in his mouth! three stick style 😎

like u mentioned, ace is roger's son but it's not common knowledge bc he wanted to make it on his own name instead of under his dad's, who has like, gretzky-level hockey fame. also holds some resentment bc the peak of roger's career was when ace needed him at home.

also like u mentioned, garp totally doesnt believe professional sports is a reliable career in the long run, and despises that most of his grandkids are pro hockey players, and his son went into speed skating and eventually became the olympic coach for the country's olympic speed skaters (incl sabo). koala is also one and her and sabo are on the mix-gendered relay skate.

by the time luffy gets promoted to captain, he's somehow amassed the weirdest team of pirates players ever seen, where many of the regulars just. don't have backgrounds in hockey? where did he find them? how did he convince the league to take them? who knows.

cross guild productions is the brain child of crocodile, who lent buggy a bunch of money to start his company and decided to do this when buggy couldnt pay up when he chased him diwn years later. croc also coaches mihawk, so he decides to strong-arm mihawk into doing guest performances, since he's such a big figure skating name, having the most olympic golds ever win by a single figure skater. mihawk doesnt want to do it until he hears the storyline for the performance, sees his costume sketches, and holds the prop sword. he's just a huge goth dork underneath it all.

after mihawk's grand internationally-aired romantic gesture succeeds and he gets shanks back, shanks manages to convince the cross guild that he's still a good enough skater to do an easy ice show, as long as he doesnt fall on his bad arm like a dumbass. he never does tricks, but people love the character they write for him, as he's so charismatic. he plays mihawk's rival in that season's little show, and gets his own prop sword. every single performance sells out bc mishanks is till a hot topic among ice skating and hockey fans.

sanji comes from a very strict, very decorous mma family, and he never fit in bc he likes cooking and skating. he ran away from home and found a fister parent in zeff, and worked at the baratie growing up, where zeff put him in hockey bc his kid likes skating but he also needs friends his age. despite never wanting to be like his birth family, ironically sanji's one of the best fighters on the pirates.

usopp is a forward and their best shot, and generally always makes it into the net from wherever he's shooting. despite this, he finds being a forward absolutely terrifying and is refularly intimidated by the big guys they face that have no problem getting in his face and starting fights.

#op hockey au #one piece fanart #one piece #op fanart #monkey d luffy #portgas d ace #sabo #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #shanks #gol d roger #silvers rayleigh #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk

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soapsbaby · 8 months

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Hi! Can I request silly horny autocorrect texting headcanons with 141 and whoever you wish to add? I couldn't stop laughing at Soap's "baby gorilla" so I hope my request is okay. Thank you! 🧡

Love your request! I couldn't really come up with enough autocorrect headcanons so I made more general texting ones! Hope you enjoy anyway mwah!

Summary: 141 + König silly texting headcanons Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Johnny "Soap" Mactavish, John Price, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, König all in relation to the reader (some romantic, some friendly) Rating: slightest bit nsfw Word Count: 500ish

Simon

Simon texts you like he hates you all the time. One word answers, no emojis, no anything and then gets confused when you wonder whether he is mad at you.

“Hey love, do you want me to get you something from the store while I’m there? love you!!” “no” “Simon, are you mad at me?” “no” “Promise?” “yes”

He understands your point but he would rather be caught dead than use emojis

You have him saved in your phone with the ghost emoji as his name, he has you saved as your full legal name even though you’ve been dating for years now, just isn’t a big phone guy.

Johnny

He types like he just slams his hand onto the keyboard and hopes for the best and there are more words with typos in his texts than there are ones without. Even autocorrect can’t save this man.

He once, to your horror, told you about this “super cute rubber dick” he found at a store and how he’d bring it home to you so you’d have something to remember him by when he goes on missions. It took about an hour and him sending a picture until you realized he meant to say rubber duck.

He’s been saved in your phone with the little duck emoji next to his name ever since.

Price

Old man texting all of the time. Does not understand memes (but laughs about them to make you happy), does not understand emojis and their meanings or any abbreviations.

Is obsessed with the ability to send you gifs. You ask him a yes or no question? He won’t type it out, he’ll send you a gif of someone giving a thumbs up or of someone shaking their head.

If he gets the chance he will always prefer calling you over just texting.

Gaz

He makes typos all the damn time but god beware you ever mistype a single time because he will mock you for it until eternity. God beware the one time you told him you wanted to grab some food from “Windy’s” instead of “Wendy’s”. Now every time someone suggests to get takeout he’ll have this smug look on his face. “Oh, I think y/n would prefer Windy’s actually”.

Is the type to send you 6 minute voice memos about whatever he has been doing that day, get distracted halfway through and then start the story over.

Has like 7 hours of screen time on days that he isn’t at work. He’s the type to refuse to download tiktok and then scroll instagram reels for hours.

König

He has German autocorrect on and it’s a mess. He can’t type to begin with but the autocorrect makes him borderline incoherent.

He is also a big user of emojis when it comes to texting you, he loves all of the smileys and hearts

“I am ging to the größere Story, do you nieder anything?” “Sorry what?” “Going to the Wal mart do you need any thing?” “No, thanks” “Ok Love you!!! 💕💞💖❤️”

Will send you pictures of everything that reminds him of you "Look at this flowers 😄💕"

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Task Force 141 + Reader (Callsign-Crash): friendship headcanons

a/n: Hello hello! Just some random headcanons that I had written down for Crash and her relationships with the members of the 141 team. Nothing romantic, just some wholesome stuff.

original gif by @collinnmckinley

also, this is really freaking long, sorry in advance. enjoy reading!

Before getting thrown out the window and getting her callsign, she was quiet and shy around the group. Opting to listen to others conversations, rarely adding to it.

Honestly intimidated with how tightly knit the team is, and given her previous team’s history, she was scared to get close.

Volunteered to be the DD whenever the group goes out to a bar. Fortunately, most of the time, Ghost is sober(enough) to help her get everyone into the car and into their rooms

Would silently comfort Soap and Gaz whenever they threw up, rubbing their backs and getting them water.

In the mornings after, she got everyone a breakfast burrito. Soap and Gaz are eternally grateful. Got a little information about her when they asked why she got them food. “Help with my hangovers during college.” Soap and Gaz gave each other a look as she walks away

After the window incident, Crash becomes a lot more open. Seeing how they treat her as if she has been with them for years, it wasn’t fair to them with how closed off she was.

Soap:

He talks to you a lot and you don’t mind. He just comes out and starts rambling on whatever he has interested him at that moment. You don’t really say anything, just sitting there awkwardly (because why would he want to talk to the newbie instead of his friends) but nodding to what he says anyways. One time though, he looks at you and says “Thanks for listening to me. It’s nice to have someone not tell me to ‘Shut the fuck up Mactavish.’”

Literally you after he tells you this:

“you’re my friend now. we’re having soft tacos later” vibes

Would send him memes and funny videos whenever you guys are on leave

His contact name on your phone is “Bubbles”

Would show you how to make bombs out of random shit. Set them off in bare fields or abandon buildings. Had a couple close calls

Will let you call him Johnny but you call him Mac instead.

“Aww, why not, lassie?”

“I’d rather not get my ass beat by your boyfriend.”

Calls you Lassie along with your callsign. When he wants to piss you off, he calls you Mini Ghost or Little Ghost

Like Ghost, you rarely take off your balaclava and tactical glasses

“The mask, take it off.”

“Nah, I don’t wanna.”

“You ugly?”

“Not as ugly as you old man.”

Has yet to seen you drunk though and he intends to get you there some day

Holds his hand when he’s throwing up

You would use him as a pillow during rides back to the base

The first person to tell him about any drama that’s happening in your life

Gives you advice about men

"Men are stupid, trust me, I am one."

Loves it when you would go on ramblings about the things you like. Anime confuses the hell out of him but he would always ask you about the plot and your favorite characters. He’d ask you about the current artist you listen to and has a list of recommendations from you so he could look them up when he gets home

After a mission gone wrong and believing that it was his fault, you seek him out, finding him sitting alone in the meeting room. You tell him

“It’s going to be okay. I trust you, John.”

He tears up and you wrap your arms around him.

Gaz:

With you two being the youngest, you bond over similar experiences

Sometimes share exactly one brain cell with each other. Sometimes you, Gaz and Soap share a brain cell

Brings out the chaotic gen z energy of each other

Your guys’ energy:

Follows each other on social media and would send each other tiktoks at ungodly hours

Kind of have a competition against each other to see who’s Price’s favorite child is

Gaz finally has someone who he can talk about anime with

Favorite shows to watch together: Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Similar music taste. The whole team listens to Queen, David Bowie, Pink Floyd and a few more others. However, Gaz and Crash have the same love of rap and indie pop. Anything they find on tiktok will be added to their shared Spotify playlist.

Gaz would ask about how college was like. He thought about going but ultimately for him, the military was the better option

“Were you part of a sorority?”

“Oh hell no. Loved going to the parties though. Always had top shelf vodka.”

“Really? Thought students couldn’t afford it.”

“When it comes to alcohol, we find a way.”

Share the same sentiment of feeling like they’re not doing enough in the team. After a particularly rough mission, you two would find a corner and just sit together in silence.

Would break the silence by quoting something from vine or tiktok and all things would be okay again

Price:

He has adoption papers ready

Crash, despite your name, is polite, respectful and responsible. Would always help Price clean up after meetings and briefs

Same with Soap, you would listen quietly to Price’s war stories and even his favorite fishing trips

Saw in your file about what happened to your old team and captain. Vows to never pull the same stunt as them

Sadden to see how you’re so young and has seen and dealt with many things already. It breaks his heart that there’s more that you’ll experience.

You, Soap and Gaz would do dumb shit all the time but you knew when it was the right time to bail. Of course, they would snitch on you to Price. You’d rarely get in trouble though

Basically you two:

Would gift him cigars from the countries you’d visit during leave

Also a matching set of torch lighters. His has a special green flame while yours is pink.

You don’t smoke anymore but you would hangout with him and help him finish reports together.

Price often thinks about a life where he didn’t join the military. A life of normalcy. To go to a home filled with life.

Would have loved to have kids and technically, he still can but his job makes it almost impossible.

But with Gaz and now you, you two are his pride and joy.

Would be the “hip” dad and will always ask about the new slang and memes

“This food is-what you kids call it...uh, busting!”

You and Gaz look at each other, “It’s bussin’.”

“This food is bussin’!”

Ghost:

Did not to want to get close to you at all.

Was honestly peeved when Price told him that he was going to mentor you

“I don’t want to play babysitter, Captain.”

Surprised to see how short you were. All of the rumors and information he was told, they never mention your size

At first, he hated how you would follow him around like a lost puppy.

“Leave me alone, go bother Soap or something.”

Doesn’t miss the flash of hurt in your eyes but you turn around anyways.

Before you joined, he, Price and Laswell were all sitting in Price’s office, his phone on speaker. He was reading over your file before Price’s contact said

“She reminds me of Ghost when I worked with him seven years ago.”

He looks up from the folder, Price’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise and Laswell nodding.

“I think we’ll have her transferred to us,” Price replies.

Hates to admit but he’s impressed. Thought the rumors was bullshit but you proved him wrong, time and time again

You still have a lot of things to learn and even more practice to do but he believes in you

Does not go easy. He’s merciless. Has put you down countless times and reprimanded you more. You would always leave training sessions with a new bruise. The rest of the team gets concerned with his training methods.

But you still get up and you blink away the tears whenever he shouts at you

At about five months after you joined, on a mission, you spot an enemy behind him before he does and without a word, you quickly take your knife out and throw it towards the man behind him.

He opens his mouth to yell at you but he sees the enemy on the corner of his eye and watch him slump down. Your knife stuck in his bleeding neck

Gives you a nod after that. Pulling out your knife and handing it back to you

Knife throwing would be one of the training sessions you’d do. It was also a good time for some small chat

Finds out that you’re also a part of the “Dead Mom, Shitty Dad” club

It takes a year for him to SLIGHTLY open up to you

Told you about one of his favorite dishes his mom made and his favorite Queen song was ‘You’re My Best Friend’

Even told you how he likes his Earl Grey prepared

It scares him of how much you remind him of his mom and brother. You have her kindness and his determination. He will never tell you this

You, along with the team, become the very thing he cares about and will protect you to the best of his ability.

Bonus:

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(to the tune of Avril Lavigne's sk8terboi)

He was a human battering ram.

She was a recon sniper.

Can I make it any more obvious?

Headcannons - Fit for a King - König x fem!OC fanfic

Instead of making a y/n fic, I decided to create an original female character because I ususally write all of my stuff in POVs. Due to posting the chapters often right after I've written them some of the context and the characterization might not be explicit in every single piece, some of the information is only gonna get revealed down the road.

(TW: alcoholism, death, violence)

Karina Müller is almost 30 years old, she served in the Norwegian military from right after school until the death of her brother who was KIA on a mission together. She fell off the wagon after that, feeling responsible for his death and effectively being shunned by her family after that. Her pick of poison was alcohol and it got so bad that she more than once was drunk on the job which led to her getting kicked out.

The years after that she spent getting help, trying to get clean and going back to a civilian life, but the military was what she knew, so the civilian jobs didn't stick and she started to work as a mercenary, now a dry alcoholic. Which might be an issue for some contractors, but KorTac doesn't really bat an eye.

She's a compassionate person who loves to laugh, she's seen enough shit not to take any from her teammates and can stand her ground when faced with any challenge thrown her way. She's still working through some stuff, coming to terms with her past, but she has an optimistic spirit and a strong will.

Even though the Colonel seems scary at first, she learns pretty quickly that he is to be respected in training and on the battlefield, but on a personal level he's really not that bad. The 6'10'' killing machine, Austrian war criminal (insert "what murdeeer?!"-meme here) is quite an anxious person when it comes to basic human interaction.

Shouting orders at his team, stomping his enemies into the ground is more comfortable to him than just talking about mundane stuff with other people, he mostly keeps to himself (except for Horangi because that little shit would never leave him alone). And for the first time in a long time, Müller makes him wish that he could just go up to people and strike up a normal conversation like a normal person (don't we all).

König is 38 years old (we don't know his full name) and has the biggest metalhead dad vibes without actually having any children himself (his favourite band is Death, although he listens to a bunch of different ones, it's also their merch shirt Müller steals in "Are you wearing my t-shirt?").

When he started out in the military, he shaved his long metalhead hair off because that was the way to go back then, but he let it grow back when he was older and already Colonel. He has gauged ears and a plethora of tattoos all over his body because the soft pain of body modifications and working out until he almost passes out are his ways of dealing with his anxiety and stress. His body is a testament to that.

He has a huge scar on the right side of his face from when he got beaten to a pulp by his bullies at school, something he never let happen again after that (five on one was really unfair). His nose has been broken two times and sometimes his tattoos get destroyed by battle injuries, but he doesn't really care about that - or his looks in general. He's a soldier and not a model.

So the reason why he's always wearing the selfmade hood is not the scar. He prefers not to show his feelings to others, staying hidden underneath the mask for his own comfort, even if it makes him scarier also in situations where he doesn't want to be.

(CW: some nsfw headcannons ahead, talk about not wanting to have children) They're both switches, though König is leaning more on the Dom-side while Müller is a sub who likes to brat a little too much, just to see her man falter (for example when she calls him a good boy in random scene #1).

Müller is bisexual, something she discovered when serving in an all-women-taskforce of the Norwegian military (we don't really know about König's sexuality though). She decided a long time ago that she doesn't want to have children (she doesn't see herself leaving service again anytime soon and given her past, she doesn't see herself fit to become a mother), so she got her tubes tied. Which also comes in handy when a certain Colonel's favourite pasttime (well, actually second favourite) is leaving creampies inside her (no 'unexpected pregnancy' trope in this household).

König definitely eats pussy for his own pleasure, begging Müller to let him eat her out in "Sit" or losing a little friendly competition for a sexual favour in "But no funny business" (oh and he definitely steals her panties at any chance he gets). She's totally not opposed to servicing him as well, but the size of his dick makes this a whole endeavour (like seen in "Open wide, Prinzessin").

They match each other's energy pretty well, just going at it like rabbits at every chance they get, which sometimes proves to be difficult as they're sneaking around in secret.

Their arrangement is kind of a fuckbuddy/fwb-situation, they fuck hard and rough, without ever really kissing (the mask stays on), but after a while feelings start to get in the way... After all they do belong together <3

Read more at the Fit for a King - Masterlist or keep an eye out for the AO3 link - coming soon.

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