Why is Peter Capaldi so hot?
The other day a friend of mine sent me some GIFs of this scene from Before the Flood:
and asked the seemingly simple question, "Why is this man so hot?"
The short answer, in this case, is because he's biting his lip and doing that thing with his eyes. But of course there is a broader question and, conveniently, I am very happy to provide a broader answer—a wholly subjective, over-analyzed answer, that I will present in four parts, addressing the eight categories of Peter Capaldi's hotness, in no particular order.
1. Physical Features
Most people think of hotness as a physical characteristic, and so let us first examine the physical features that make Mr. Capaldi so hot.
1.1 General Physique: tall, long-limbed.
1.2 Voice: I will refrain from audio clips, but you know what I'm talking about. The timbre, the pitch, the accent! Go find an audiobook and don't expect it to put you to sleep.
1.3 Hands: I have been unrestrained on this point elsewhere, but suffice to say, he has elegant and wonderfully expressive hands.
1.4 Eyes: Are they green? Greyish-blue? The color of the Firth of Clyde when the wind is out of the west? Does it matter? They're beautiful.
1.5 Hair: Many people have strong preferences about the length; my own tastes are totally inclusive, from the short crop of Daniel Hegarty to the flopping curls of Twice Upon a Time.
1.6 Honorable Mentions
Look at this perfect little tummy:
And somehow his skull is an impossibly lovely shape:
He is, quite simply, a beautiful specimen of a human being. But, as we all know, there is a lot more to hotness than mere physical beauty. In the next part, we will consider behavior: mannerisms, skills, etc.
[part 2] [part 3] [part 4]
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