#malewife ranboo

[mon-moonfae]

Don't forget to kiss your wife before they go out for a walk!

#dsmp art #tubbo #tubbo art #tubbo dsmp #dsmp tubbo #ranboo dsmp #tubbo fanart #dsmp ranboo #ranboo art #ranboo #ranboo fanart #ranboofanart #ranboo and tubbo #ranboo dream smp #ranboo the beloved #malewife ranboo #tubbo dream smp #tubbofanart #dream smp michael #dsmp michael #michael dsmp #michael the zombie piglin #michael underscore beloved #dsmp beeduo #beeduo art #bee duo fanart #beeduo fanart #beeduo #buff tubbo

[the-blaze-empress]

the syndicate but with a sticker chart.

hear me out hear me out okay? cniki gets a sticker sheet of gold stars and starts handing them out at syndicate meetings as a bit of a joke but phil and techno especially just go absolutely feral for the gold shiny thing that means theyve done well. ranboo loves them too hes just not fistfighting anyone to physically acquire a sticker.

niki starts handing out the stickers for actual reasons when the others have done something good/well. like ranboo gets a sticker for practicing his breathing exercises, phil gets one because he went to bed before passing out from exhaustion, and techno gets one for killing a man.

the three of them start trying to get as many stickers as possible, theyre all ridiculously competitve and thus they actually do the things on the list of ‘things that earn a gold star’ and they do them properly because then they can get more gold stars.

they start a sticker chart to organise it all because at least one fight has broken out about who has the most stickers (ranboo is the only one who properly knows because he’s been writing it down in his diary) (he also has a whole page dedicated to his own gold stars). niki makes the chart for the three of them, and doesnt see much point in putting herself on the chart.

the boreal bois, though, immediately protest this and maker her her own row on the chart with another piece of paper tacked up the top of the chart and her name written a little wobbly (phil did the honours). none of them have any gold stars to put in her row but that doesnt discourage them.

phil sticks a small feather on because niki gave him a sticker, ranboo digs around in his basement and finds some holographic, garishly coloured love heart stickers (there was also a sheet of smiley faces, he throws those ones out) and puts two of them on niki’s row because she was the one to teach him the breathing exercises, and techno smudges a bit of leftover blood from the aforementioned killed man onto the paper and refuses to elaborate.

connor gets a row on the sticker sheet when he joins too, but he fills his up on his own almost immediately with both sonic stickers, and letters which he uses to spell mostly swear words with.

in short, niki has managed to bribe two centuries old war lords and an anxious enderman into self care with only a sheet of shiny gold stickers

#dsmp #cphil #technoblade #ctechno #ranboo #syndicate #cniki #cranboo #philza #cphilza #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #tenobled #Definitely A Book Club #gremlin hoard <3 #enderboyo #deaths malewife

[transbeeduo]

I think the fandom interpretation of C!Ranboo being the most HORRENDOUS chef imaginable is so funny to me. Yes he WOULD coat an entire rotisserie chicken in vanilla ice cream, and people WOULD eat it because Ranboo would give them the most genuinely excited expression imaginable and nobody would have the heart to tell them otherwise.

#c!ranboo worlds worst malewife #c!ranboo #ranboo #dsmp #dreamsmp #dream smp #dsmpblr #dsmp headcanon #mcyt #mcytblr #crunch’s bites

[afmis]

It’s crazy to me that c!Ranboo and cc!Ranboo were every considered the same person. Or like. Based off of the other. Like no c!Ranboo’s my beautiful princess malewife and cc!Ranboo is Just A Random Dude. They are not the same ‼️

#i think bc cc!ranboo doesn’t act like c!ranboo now #before they did act like my favorite beautiful princess malewife #but now c!ranboo seems like a completely different character. and they are #cc!ranboo sell all rights of c!ranboo to me #THEY AINT URS NO MORE #don’t ever speak their name #even tho it’s yours #i’m renaming c!ranboo to like. john or something #most basic name ever like yeah this is my oc Kevin!!! #I have sm beef with cc!ranboo GET AWAY FROM C!RANBOO

[tang0w0tek]

Ranboo: I don't think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife out of this one guys

Techno, holding up his sword: manslaughter it is then

#tw manslaughter #ranboo #c!ranboo #dsmp ranboo #dsmp techno #dsmp technoblade #c!techno #c!technoblade #technoblade #incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #dream smp #dreamsmp #dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp #WHY IS THIS ONE SO POPULAR

[how-to-fail-at-ship-jumping-au]

When a lioness has cubs, if she doesn't seem herself fit or safe to raise them, she'll kill them, to spare them from herself.

Now.

Now this with "death choice" Hetch and Ranboo.

(im the malewife anon I can have cohesive thoughts from time to time)

I didn't think about that at all honestly (I also didn't know that, neat lion fact male-wife Nonny) but that could have been a cool idea to explore.

Honestly, I hope that all the hype I'm giving to the now defunct death route isn't ruining anyone's excitement for the life route.

#q&a

[cornflower-friend]

Hi!!! How are you? I’m doing good today!

This is a Ghostbur ask & rp blog run by @venetapsi—alongside:

@antarctic-anarchist (c!Techno) and @black-tie-beanie (c!Quackity)—both run by @accursed-worm

@antarctic-malewife (c!Phil)—run by @bunfloras

@enderchestappreciation (c!Ranboo)—run by @the-blaze-empress ​

@breadandsugar (c!Niki)—run by @thekaycat

@pog-wife-haver (c!Tommy)—run by @novaliae

This blog will depict canon events of the dsmp (starting at the New L’Manberg/Butcher Army arc) as well as elements of fanon and potential future canon diversion. It will be run in a 1st-person rp style, as though Ghostbur had a blog himself.

No pressure to interact at all, but it is always greatly appreciated and happily received. Ghostbur doesn’t have a “chat” in a canonical form, so asks are interpreted as chatting with Friend. Please refrain from sending in anything shipping related or weird!

Below are the tags utilized in any interactions and/or posts

#chats with friend - asks #only happy thoughts - original posts #record scratch - ooc #a happier world - c!Wilbur/"Alivebur" #lads on tour - c!Tommy #pig with a horse - c!Techno #forgets things too!!! - c!Ranboo #friend's babysitter - c!Phil #music man - c!Quackity #girl with the colourful hair - c!Niki

All tags are tagged in this post to allow for easy navigation!

#chats with friend #only happy thoughts #record scratch #a happier world #lads on tour #pig with a horse #forgets things too!!! #friend's babysitter #music man #girl with the colourful hair

[antarctic-anarchist]

hullooo. this is a c!techno ask & rp blog run by @accursed-worm

companion blog to @antarctic-malewife (run by @bunfloras) @enderchestappreciation (run by @the-blaze-empress) @cornflower-friend (run by @venetapsi) @black-tie-beanie (also run by @accursed-worm) @breadandsugar (run by @thekaycat)

this blog will depict both canon events of the dsmp, starting at the pre-execution retirement arc, as well as silly little fanon bits too. it will be run as though c!techno himself has a blog, rather than a 3rd-person rp style.

asks are submitted via the voices! feel free to interact as much or as little as you want, whether it be with questions, media, or general bloodthirsty thoughts. please refrain from sending in anything shipping related!

#the voices - asks #piggy bank - original posts #ringing the bell - other reblogs #sellout timer - ooc #old man - phil #the protagonist - ranboo #phil’s son - wilbur #scarface - quackity

tagging them all on this post for easy navigation >:)

#if you see anything reblogged with the wrong tags/no tags it probably means i’m an idiot who’s selected the wrong blog #the voices #piggy bank #ringing the bell #sellout timer #old man #the protagonist #phil’s son #scarface

[black-tie-beanie]

whaddup this is a cquackity rp blog run by @accursed-worm

it exists in conjunction with @antarctic-anarchist (also run by yours truly) @antarctic-malewife (run by @bunfloras) @enderchestappreciation (run by @the-blaze-empress) @cornflower-friend (run by @venetapsi) @breadandsugar (run by @thekaycat)

this blog will depict canon dsmp events starting from the new l’manberg/butcher army era as well as fanon bits and potential future canon divergence. if i made it primarily so i can do tntduo interactions then no i didn’t.

interaction is very much appreciated, but there’s no pressure! quackity’s lack of canonical chat and the fact that he’s consistently a prominent governmental figure means his asks will mostly be interpreted as letters he’s receiving. so honestly it’s pretty similar to a literal tumblr ask box.

tags are as follows

#fan mail - asks #privileged access - original posts #seal of approval - other reblogs #beanies off - ooc #pig meat - techno #feather brain - phil #spine not found - ranboo #second chance - ghostbur #… - wilbur #sweet tooth - niki

#fan mail #privileged access #beanies off #pig meat #feather brain #spine not found #second chance #... #sweet tooth

[the-blaze-empress]

i am so normal about the boreal bois tonight you have no fucking idea

i just. them yknow?

three people with little other places to go, three people who’re trying to escape the binary good and bad that others are forcing onto them, three people who just want to be left alone and for the people they care about to be safe.

when phil offered ranboo a place to stay so casually, god, top 5 dsmp moments ever. he saw this scared, lost child and just. took him in. didnt make a big deal out of it, but he took him under his wing and gave him the safety and security and net to fall back on that he’d lacked.

and techno did the same, he may have been more gruff about it but he gave him resources, he let him build, he came to check on him to make sure he was alright. he cared. he layed his life on the line for him without question, and there is only one other person techno does that for and its phil. he layed his life down because he knew ranboo would do the same for him.

ranboo, trying so hard to be ‘deserving’ of this care, trying so hard to pay it back. not realising no matter what, he’s getting the kindness of two people who tend to give that away very rarely. he doesnt have to repay anything, he can just... be. he doesnt have to try to prove anything, existing is enough.

and just. the headcannons. the quiet moments.

ranboo being gifted a matching cloak, a crest he doesn’t really recognise and a history lesson that sounds much more like a personal story than anything else. techno refusing to admit he cares about ranboo, phil knowing it anyways. ranboo scared to open up but being met with nothing but endless kindness when he does. the little family they become, out in the arctic, out with only the dogs and the foxes and the bears and each other to keep them company.

#philza #technoblade #ranboo #boreal boys #peerpressureduo #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #tenobled #my favourite war criminals #Definitely A Book Club #mmmm should i make a peerpressureduo tag #i feel like i should #enderboyo #deaths malewife

[alliumdykes]

Tommy: hey Ranboo Tubbo just called me baby fag do you know what this means?

Ranboo: no..he called me a malewife earlier and I don’t know what it means…

* allium pondering noises *

much confusion between the two

[breadandsugar]

hi everyone <33

this is a c!niki ask & rp blog run by @thekaycat. it will depict both canon and a bit of fanon bits, starting from the pre-execution arc. this will be run as if c!niki has a blog herself rather than a 3rd-person rp style.

companion blog to:

c!phil: @antarctic-malewife (run by @bunfloras)

c!techno: @antarctic-anarchist (run by @accursed-worm)

c!ranboo: @enderchestappreciation (run by @the-blaze-empress)

c!ghostbur: @cornflower-friend (run by @venetapsi)

c!quackity: @black-tie-beanie (also run by @accursed-worm) c!tommy: @pog-wife-haver (run by @novaliae)

asks are submitted via the diary writing (that's how chat appears to niki canonically and she also just calls them chat)! feel free to interact as much or as little as you want, whether it be with questions, media, or thoughts. please refrain from sending in anything shipping related, unless it is niki and puffy, which is confirmed to be canon. however, their relationship will probably be depicted as more of a qpr :D

feel free to repeat questions too, niki goes through. a lot of development so, for example, her relationship with characters will change a lot over time.

main tags used in interactions/posts:

#diary writings - asks

#thoughts run wild - original post

#hallucination - ooc

#anarchist pig - c!techno

#anarchist crow - c!phil

#journal buddy - c!ranboo

#him. - c!wilbur

#my beloved - c!puffy

#ducks and quackers - c!quackity

#trouble making child - c!tommy

tagging them all on this post for nav <3

#diary writings #thoughts run wild #hallucination #anarchist pig #anarchist crow #journal buddy #him. #my beloved #ducks and quackers #trouble making child

[afmis]

I miss c!ranboo and how malewife they were. They genuinely were one of my favorite characters EVERY out of all the media I’ve seen. My little pookie wookie bear 😿🫶

#sorry guys I… I guess I’m missing everyone now :emo: #cranboo #GOD IMMA GRHEISHNA #c!ranboo #ranboo

[sunlitmcgee]

hwhbh!ranboo being a malewife platonic sugar daddy will never not make me cackle

#i'm emphasizing that platonic #because i'm paranoid of someone misinterpreting #if you've read the fic you know what I mean by this

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night

by MusicalWanderer18

“Wil-Wilbur?” He stutters a bit, shuddering before reaching a tentative hand out to his son.

Concentrating, he let the blonde feel his cool dead flesh, looking at how his father has aged in the time past. A deep echoed tone rings through his sonorous voice, an eerie marker that he returned from beyond the grave for unknown reasons. “Hello Dad!”

Phil coos, reaching his scarred palm up to caress his son’s strong jawbone. “My son, what happened to you?”

“My own hubris.”

~~~

Wilbur is watching flying lessons between Philza and his youngest chick, Tommy, when the sunshine blonde gets a little too ambitious and the phantom rushes to his side fearing the worst.

Words: 5018, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Geneva's Origins SMP Tales

Fandoms: Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Brendan Thro | Sneegsnag

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson

Additional Tags: Character Death, Regret, Hurt/Comfort, Phantom Hybrid Wilbur Soot, Crowfather - Freeform, Enderman Hybrid Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Bunny Hybrid Technoblade, Bird Hybrid TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Bee Hybrid Toby Smith | Tubbo, Moth Hybrid Brendan Thro | Sneegsnag, Crimeboys - Freeform, angel duo, emerald duo, Sand duo - Freeform, taller duo, bee duo, allium duo, Pocket Duo - Freeform, Malewife Duo, Protective Wilbur Soot, Injury, Broken Bones, Wilbur Soot is Not Okay, Wilbur Soot Needs a Hug, Sleepy Bois Inc as Family, Betaed, Origins Mod SMP, Origins, Elytrian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Avian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Avian Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings, Wilbur Soot-centric, No Romance, Platonic Relationships

#ao3feed #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #crimeboys #crime boys #crimebois #crime bois #mcyt #This is an automated process #If you see any fic that breaks boundaries #or the fic is yours and you don't want it shared send an ask #it will be looked at and removed if need be