First pic of the year! o3o
Anywayz, this is a special (albeit late) Christmas pic for a group of my Patreon supporters, celebrating the Chrisms. :U
You guys and your generosity really helped me survive 2020, so a big thank you to all of ya! :3c

Percy: Jason, give me a glass of milk(malk)

Jason: I can’t give you milk(malk), but I can give you milk

Percy: ….That’s what I said.

Jason: No, you said malk, I said Milk

Percy: Huh?

Jason: Say ‘milkshake’

Percy: Milkshake

Jason: Now say 'Milk’

Percy: Milk (Malk)

Jason: No! It’s Mi-i-ilk.

Percy: That’s the same thing

Jason: No! You say 'Malk’! And I say it how everybody else says it.

Nico: Jason, just give him milk (maouk)

Jason: You guys aren’t even saying the same thing!

Percy: MALKKKKKKK! GIVE ME A GLASS OF MILK (MALK)!

Jason: *puts a gun to his head* I swear! I’m killing myself because of this!

Nico: Don’t you dare. I’ll get you back myself from the underworld.

Percy: YEAH JASON!

Nico: *Holds gun at Jason*

Percy: *Holds gun at Jason*

Jason: This doesn’t even make sense! So if I kill myself, you’re shooting me?

Percy: *Holds trigger to his head*

Nico: *Holds trigger to his head*

Percy: I love you guys like a brothers. *sobs*

Jason: *sobs* Me too.

Nico: I like Will Solace.

Jason and Percy: *freezes* Wait what?!

…

Jason: So we pulled the trigger…

Sees a couple RPers I follow talking about milk or breast milk.

You FOOLS dare pronounce it that way!?

THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION IS…

MALK!

Originally posted by realifezompire

MAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLK!

Will we still get the whispers as Malkavians in Bloodlines 2? They were what made them funny.

*Guess who'z back? Back again…ZiiZii'z back…Tell a friend. (I had to xDDD)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2pE6oiEvRA

Heeeey look, it’s Malk! A mild redraw of her original image, with just more detail and actual care put into it. Basic shading and lighting, but whatever.

Also she’s sporting some antenna jewerly as well!

• Conspiracy Theorist Malkavian- A classic! Some of their theories are even true, thanks to the Whisper Network, but nobody knows which.
  

• Anachronistic Referencer- The game is set in a non-modern time period, but thanks to the Malkavian ability to see the future, they’re constantly speaking in references and memes that no one around them understands. This also extends to their knowledge checks- their knowledge of current events may be perfect, but ten years ahead.
  

• Zoinks!- It’s hard to be a creature of the night when you’re afraid of the dark. Normal vampiric posturing results in them shrieking and running away. Turns out, no amount of supernatural powers can cancel out their extreme flight reflex. No one told them vampirism would involve so many creepy haunted houses. Guys? GUYS??

• Damn You Folklore!- According to legend, vampires can have all kinds of weaknesses. This derangement makes the unfortunate vampire believe that they have all of them, and in a case of their mind making it real- they do! Crosses burst into flame in their hands, they are physically incapable of entering a home without permission, garlic wards them off. But like Wiley Coyote running off a cliff, this derangement only takes effect once they actively notice the presence of their banes. With a high enough roll to bluff, opponents can even make up new vampiric weaknesses, which will immediately work on this Malkavian. 

Another Patreon thingamadoo for the Hallows of ween. :U

Malkette may be fun sized, but that doesn’t mean she’s gonna skip out on her holiday witch duties. :V

_{“ can I have a glass of malk ”}

The third and final Patreon reward pic of this month: a collab with TrevorFox and MalkaiWot! :b

It looks like Malk is showing Trev how to fly in her new imp form. Does she even have wings? O:

Them: you can’t only drink milk as your meal

Me chugging the third gallon this week: not with that attitude you can’t!

You can’t think like a madman if you don’t think

I looked at my banana milk and had to draw some banana milk

MALK

MULK

MILK

MOLK

I got milk, mulk, malk, molk, cow juice, YOU NAAAME IT!

Milk is cereal sauce. Or cow juice.

IT’S COW TIDDY WATER

It’s super late, I can’t think. I’m sorry🙃

I know this looks like a normal sized MALK but IT’S A MINI MALK OMG IT’S SO TINY REEEE

If you know, you know