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[thyfatedenemy]

Are you tall? Idk but everyone sure is shorter than you!

Demon bros version

Barbatos

Oh great more neck pain.

Is used to looking up at Diavolo and Solomon but f u c k why'd you have to be taller than everyone?

God why

Just

Just ONE short exchange student that isn't a child. Please.

Seriously his neck hurts because everyones so god damn tall.

Besides that doesn't care, is used to it.

Yes, Lord Diavolo, this is legal.

Diavolo

Is this allowed?

Barbatos is this allowed?

Is this legal?

Why's this human also taller than me?

Are they ALL taller than me??

Wait nvm being lifted up like this is really fun.

Do it more Mc.

Congrats you're now the royal lifter.

You get paid handsomly for just lifting up Diavolo and everyones jealous.

Luke

TINY TINY BAB

Legit just an ankle biter

Simeon are all humans this tall?

No? I'm just short?

Terrible.

Put him on the table please.

He likes to feel tall.

Sometimes uses your chair as a throne but legit afraid to get down. Too high for this lil' dude

Simeon

Oh neat!

Legit doesn't care

Maybe... when y'all get a lil closer you could, idk... hold him?

Please hold him.

He hasn't been picked up in ages.

Also buys you a bigger chair for purgatory hall because everyone is tiiny tiny. Bitch you're like Barbie in a dollhouse meant for Polly Pockets.

Solomon

Oh thank god someone eye level

You're taller than him but now he doesn't have to constantly look down when talking.

Hurts his old grandpa neck, y'know?

Also someone who just doesn't care.

Might wear heels, not because he's insecure, but because he just hope you don't notice them and he REALLY wants to see your reaction to an overnight growth spurt.

"Whose the tall one now, Mc?"

"Still me. I could hear your heels from a mile away"

"... damn it"

#obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me luke #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #barbatos x mc #diavolo x mc #simeon x mc #solomon x mc #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #barbatos x reader #diavolo x reader #solomon x reader #simeon x reader #mallard.doc

[thyfatedenemy]

Born from love and vurnability

Pairing: Mc x Diavolo

Summary: Mc and Diavolo have an emotion baby

Notes: Inspired by this post from @future-mrs-diavolo

Hands caress your face, so gentle and familiar, though one couldn't say they were exactly soft. Calloused pads traced your cheeks, the bridge of your nose, under your eyes, slowly waking you up.

Something warm planted on your cheek, and in a tired haze it took you a moment to register what it was, a sweet kiss from a darling king, one that was sure to shake off the last remnants of slumber.

"Good morning, my love" he smoothly humms, starting to pepper more and more kisses on your face while his hands travel down to your shoulders, rubbing them lightly.

Ah yes, your beloved prince, now a darling king, the demon who holds your heart almost as gently as he held your face just moments ago.

His lips meet your own, pulling into a gentle kiss.

Everything feels so perfect now. The warm atmosphere, the kind, admiring gaze of your lover, the soft touches shared in silence. He has to go soon, as do you, responcibilities wait the both of you, but none of that matters now.

A sharp cry breaks the quiet, something wailing suddenly, and there you see it, a baby laying on her back between you two, reaching for comfort, trying to grip on to someone, and finally the tiny hands land on Diavolo's, taking a tight hold on his finger, gripping as hard as her little hand could, wailing coming down to curious noises as the child looks around, looking at her father, then you. It takes a moment for the situation to settle in, the fact that this child appeared out of thin air, yet it seems to feel right to say that the child is your own, that both of you created this little wonder.

Heavy sobs finally break out from Diavolo as he holds the both of you, placing the child into your arms as he keeps a firm yet gentle grip on you both, his tears falling on your shoulder. The baby reaches for you, and you bring her closer, her hands wandering on your face, touching your nose, tugging on it gently, then moving on your cheeks, patting them curiously. The man takes a deep breath, looking at his child again with the warmest smile.

"A little one of our own..." the man chuckles quitely, holding back tears, his voice cracking slightly as he speaks, looking into your eyes "Mc, you truly give me wonders. First your love, now her- oh, how could I ever thank you enough? You've given me all I could want and more"

Another soft kiss is planted on you cheek as he humms quietly, a lullaby that the baby seems to like as her tiny hands move with the rythym, "I suppose we need to start looking into names, my love"

You move closer to him, cuddling the baby as he holds you both.

"She looks just like you, she's even has your eyes" true enough, golden eyes stare back at you with wonder "you're thanking me for so much but... I'm just giving back the love you gave to me"

#Diavolo x mc #obey me #obey me diavolo #diavolo x you #diavolo x reader #diavolo x y/n #my writing #mallard.doc

[thyfatedenemy]

Sum concept I'll probably never write but I like the idea so I'm sharing it

Okay so so so, you know that trope of

A: You can't do this on your own! You're not strong enough!

Then B runs away, and gets injured, gets saved by A.

That's the setting but B, aka S/O, doesn't get injured.

No no, in fact they kick ass so it's just

Diluc: They've been gone for weeks... no sign of them, and the last thing we did was arg-

Paimon bursts into Dawn Winery, Traveler in tow, seemingly trying to stop their tiny, floating companion

Paimon: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?! WHAT COULD HAVE YOU SAID THAT ANGERED S/O THIS MUCH?!

Diluc: S/O- do you know where they are? Are they here? Are they okay?!?

Paimon: Alright? Alright?! They're down right terrifying! They took out at least five ruin guard in less then a minute! We found them fighting some Harbringer- And S/O was winning! In fact, they DID win! All the while muttering something about 'weak he calls me- weak! I'll show him whose weak!' And when we tried to ask them they just told us to ask you!

Diluc:

Diluc: They defeated... a Habringer

Traveler: Look, this isn't really our business, but please, all I'm asking is that you don't call them weak the next time you two meet

Diluc:

Traveler: It uh, it seems you hit a button with that one, y'know?

Diluc: A habringer...

Traveler: They didn't even use their vision... like at any point

Diluc: ... I can see I've underestimated them

Paimon: Yeah no kidding!

#diluc x reader #diluc x so #diluc x you #diluc genshin impact #genshin impact #mallard.doc

[thyfatedenemy]

So hear me out, Obey me boys with an mc who acts like a extremely mean and rude. But that’s just their defense mechanism and their actually a really sweet person who just looks intimating and isn’t that good at communicating.

Notes: Not proofread, little bit of spoiler warning on Belphie's part (about the attic thing). Also this is like the first request I've EVER done so uhh, hope you like it!

Characters: Gender Neutral Mc, all the demon brothers

Lucifer

I feel like he'd sorta just... know somethings up.

Like Lucifer's old, he's dealt with many, many people, and even more demons, so he knows when someone's being an ass just for the sake of being an ass.

Both incredably annoyed and intrigued.

Mc talked back to him.

On the other hand, Mc talked back to him.

Bites back just as much at first. Insults them but in a very classy sort of way.

When he finds out about the sweeter side, he's not too suprised.

Saw it coming. May tease Mc about it.

However now there's a different tone to his voice.

He's not trying to tear Mc apart with honeyed words, instead he's teasing them in a friendly manner.

Mammon

Entirely depends on HOW they're mean

Because if Mc insult him or his brothers? Yeah he's not too happy.

If Mc insults him too much and digs deep, he'd probably start to avoid them. He already has his brothers his back for the smallest things, he doesn't need another one on there too, y'know?

But Mam's also seems to forgive rather quickly, so when Mc starts to show a sweeter side? He's on board again.

Wants to see more of the side that's not mean to him.

Please... don't be mean to him, neither him nor I can take it

However if Mc's an ass to random demons? He doesn't care, but sorta does.

He doesn't care someone rando's feelings got hurt.

However he's very worried about Mc.

Please, don't pick fight with demons, he'll get stressed.

Leviathan

Yeah

No ❤

Don't be mean to him it does not end well.

Either he just gets even more insecurities, or if they push the right buttons, he might snap and try to kill them again.

Even with the sweeter side, he's suspicious.

Surely, this can't be the ACTUAL Mc? No, no, they're just trying to make him trust them, lower his guard so they can find even more things to be mean about.

It'd take him a while to actually trust Mc, even then there's a constant suspicion that Mc will turn on him eventually.

Satan

Dude gets them

He senses the wrath that bubbles form both the past and present.

Understanding, however doesn't let you get away with insults, as meaningless as they may be.

Will bite back alot when he doesn't really know them, but as he gets closer to Mc, he doesn't insult them as much, rather focuses on helping them get their feelings out, helping them deal with their anger.

He spent eons as nothing but hatered, he knows how to tame it, and he'll help Mc tame their anger too.

Asmo

Dude just... he doesn't care. Like at all.

He just brushes off any insults and doesn't take any of it seriously.

I mean, they can't ACTUALLY hate him, right?

Right.

The MOMENT they show a softer side, he's just "oh I knew it!! Deep down you really do love me, don't you?"

Please say yes.

He will use the puppy eyes on Mc till they say yes.

Dude dealt with Satan when he was new, he can deal with Mc as well.

Beel

Look as long as they're not talking shit about his family, they're good.

Actually to a degree they can get away with talking shit about Mammon.

Mc can be as mean as they want, but Beel doesn't care.

He shrugs it off and just eats his potato chips.

At the sight of a softer side, he just shrughs and says "aight cool"

He doesn't trust Mc very quickly, but he soon sees their true colors and determines that the softer side is actually Mc, and the meaness is just a shield, and bam, a bond is forged.

He sorta gets it, he too looks intimidating, so they can be scary buddies together.

Everyone in school is terrified to be near the two of them❤

Belphie

Wants them dead even more now❤

But the question is if Mc would help a stranger that lied to them, a stranger who seemingly hates every single human?

I'm going off a limb and saying no.

However, if Mc is distrustful and doesn't help Belphie? Rip to him I guess.

He'd probably be stuck in the attic till the exchange program ends.

But hey maybe he won't kill off all of humanity once he learns about Mc's heritage? Maybe? Hopefully?

If Mc ends up helping Belphie, he has a hard time keeping his mouth shut and not snapping at them. But alas this is probably his only ticket out, at least till the exchange program ends so he can't be too rude, y'know?

This Mc he'd kill pretty quickly, quite frankly too pissed off by them to even brag about his victory.

#I feel like these are a bit all over the place but oh well I suppose- #either way anon I hope you like 'em! #obey me #obey me brothers #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #my writing #mallard.doc

[thyfatedenemy]

Our endless ringroad

Solomon x Male!Mc, he/him pronouns used

It's Solomon's birthday and Mc gives him a gift.

Possible tw: talk of death

A participation in @obeyme-male collab!

Solomon didn't particularly care for celebrating his birthday, after all it only served as a reminder that he'd outlive those he held close to his heart.

He'd loose his friends.

He'd loose him.

Death seldom shows a warning sign, so everyday he lives in the fear of loosing yet another loved one, the thought always lingers in the back of his head, making him wonder.

"What if this is the last time I get to talk to them?"

So he tries to make every moment last, to make it worth it and memorable so small pieces of them all will live on with him, till ivenitably his mind erases the old memories and he'll be left to wonder who was the one that made him feel so warm?

He thanks technology, now he can clearly see pictures of those he loves so much, hear their voice through videos and recorded phonecalls.

It's all very mundane, he asks him how he's doing, and he respond, that'll be the one he'll listen to the most once he's gone.

All because he was the one that lit this flame inside of him, a fire he hoped would never burn again. But how can he deny him after he confessed so sweetly?

So here he rests in the precent, never saying a word about Solomon's birthday or the passage of time, not giving him gifts, just as he'd asked.

Or, well, he'd did give him something.

Truly his time, his precense is the most precious gift he could ask for.

The sounds of the city are muffled by glass, Mc hear the gentle humm of cars passing by as their exterior lighting shines throught the thin curtains, lighting up the dark room where the only sound Solomon hears is the beating of Mc' heart.

His hands move slowly, tracing endless patterns on Mc's back as he lay next to him, firmly pressed against his side.

Solomon didn't particularly care for celebrating his birthday yet his existance is the only gift he could have asked for.

All good things must come to an end, he knows that but most of all he wished that Mc could evade death till he found away to reverse his curse, a selfish though, and a cruel one as well, so he knows better than to ask it of him.

Yet when a question breaks the silence he freezes, gaze fixed on the ceiling as tries to process what Mc'd just asked of him.

"Could I be immortal, too?"

Yet again he finds it hard to deny Mc when he ask so sweetly. He feels his entire body shake with a sob as he pulls him closer, hiding his face into the crook of Mc's neck as he tries to hold back the tears, apart of him hoping he'd heard him wrong, another, more selfish one wishing he were serious.

"You don't know what you're asking"

"Maybe I don't, but I don't want death to seperate us"

He pulles Mc even closer, taking steady breaths, trying to calm down.

"Well... this road would be much easier to walk on, if there was someone there to walk with you till it's end, if there even is one. Maybe well go around in circles forever, but I don't mind as long as I'm with you."

There he goes again, making promises that sound like the sweetest melodies, and Solomon wants nothing more than to take his offer. "If you truly want this, promise me one thing" Solomon starts, Mc looking at him, waiting for him to continue "promise me that nothing, no distance nor years will be able to seperate us. Promise me that, and I promise to give you my best, all I am and all I will be"

Mc takes his lovers hand, giving it a gentle squeeze "nothing will come between us, I promise".

Solomon didn't particularly care for celebrating his birthday, yet somehow Mc gave him the best gift anyone could ask for.

His love truly is what Solomon cherishes the most, and to feel it for an eternity is pure bliss.

#this is a day late but I hope we can ignore that- I forgot to que it like a dum dum #anyway i think I'm shadowbanned so no use in tagging for now #i hope its good #v bad at judging my own work #mallard.doc #solomon x mc #male mc