My demon bros (+ extras) tier list. Don’t @ me 😭🧡 Beelie and Mammoney are my ultimate faves, they’re just so sweet! Might like Luci the further I get into the game (just started season 2) but like… he’s such a stick in the mud lolol.

(sorry Levi, but, where are your eyebrows bro?)

What if MC was not a sheep, but a greyface like anon from Tumblr?

yes.

Brothers + dateables with an MC who’s terrified of spiders and calls them to get rid of them? Like on the counter,screaming type of scared

MC who's afraid of bugs pt 1

includes: brothers &/x gn!reader

wc: .5k | rated g | m.list | pt 2

warnings: mentions of spiders, insects, poisonous bugs, killing bugs, etc. dni if you suffer from a fear of insects or arachnophobia.

a/n: this is such a fun ask! pt 2 with the dateables will be posted tomorrow. ty for requesting! my inbox is open for you to chat or submit a request!!

➳ lucifer goes in with a tissue, gently nabbing the creature and taking care of it quickly. he flushes them, of course, and then takes proper measures to make sure bugs can’t get in again. if it’s something dangerous, he acts calm and instructs you to leave the room, which you tend to do, legs wobbly. you don’t know what he does with those, nor do you want to, but you know it can’t be pretty.

➳ mammon does not like bugs, but he’s willing to man up for you and get it! most of the time. unless it’s like, super big or something. on the littler ones, he acts all confident, but inside he’s cringing away, hesitant to get close to the creature. he goes for the paper and glass method, though it usually takes a few tries. if the insect happens to fly at him all bets are off and he’s leaving you to deal with it.

➳ levi doesn't want to deal with it, but if it’s for you, he’ll do it. stands about as far back from it as he can, while tentatively reaching for it with a flyswatter. you’re egging him on from the other side of the room, and he usually closes his eyes when he goes in for the kill, leading to a lot of misses. it usually takes you guys a while before the insect or spider is taken care of.

➳ satan doesn’t want to kill them. not that he’s afraid or anything, the man just would rather relocate them outside, or even keep them to study if they’re something he's never encountered before. the way he sidles up to the insect, with interest plain on his face is something you’ll never understand, especially when he lets it crawl on his bare hand. whenever he keeps one you refuse to go into his room, because he keeps it right there, in a container right by the door.

➳ asmo isn’t going to kill it, or even get near it. are you kidding him? no way is he touching a bug. usually asks why you called him when you know he’s not going to do anything, and often is as hysterical as you, making it so you’re both stuck wherever you hid from it until someone comes by and saves you. you both urge each other to kill it, hyping the other up, but no one ever does.

➳ beel takes care of it efficiently. he goes for the simple but brutal squish, not bothering to capture it or anything. it’s gross, really, how nonchalant he is about it, and he usually just ends up wiping his hand on his pants or something :/. if it’s poisonous he will make sure to get you out of there first, making you his top priority. he won’t kill most flies, though, as, you know, he has a special bond with them.

➳ belphie doesn't much care for bugs, but he doesn’t mind them, either. the only reason he’s so quick to take care of them is because of how you clutch him once it’s gone. yeah, belphie’s only in it to have you hug him and proclaim him your savior, and so what? he often jumps ahead of one of his other brothers trying to kill it, so he can smugly look at them when he’s getting praised by you.

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Asmo: MC, what’s your type?

Mc: I like stupid men.

Mammon, running into the room, sobbing: MC, how do turtles breath if they don’t have gills? 

Welcome To The World Satan

An Obey Me theory/headcanon as to how Satan gradually became accepted by a grief-ridden family

Ok to start, I’ll be referring to a couple hcs that already exist here, It’s not vital to go back and read those first, but it’s a short piece and would help me out a ton if you leave so much as a like! Thank you.

Alright, as I mentioned in the other piece, I hc that Satan was “born” as a small child, about 4 years old in human years. This is because children often do not have a way to communicate exactly how they are feeling, and their frustration is further enhanced by the lack of that ability. Because Satan was the spawn of Lucifer’s wrath, guilt, and regret, I would also like to put a theory out there that Satan is the spitting image of Lilith, seeing as losing Lilith is one of if not Lucifer’s biggest regret. However I want to take that theory a little farther.

Mammon

In those few moments it took for Satan to form, Lilith’s ghost had been nearby, heart-broken to see her brothers fall and crushed with the knowledge knowing they would be in pain in every way possible, thus merging with Satan before he fully came to be, hoping to provide to the newest member to her family, as well as use him as a vessel to aid in calming her family, despite his turbulent origins. When they crashed in the Devildom, someone wrote this much more poetically than me however I cannot remember who, I apologize, Lucifer was quick to throw himself into his work, his grief not aided by Satan’s strikingly similar appearance to Lilith, leaving Satan feeling confused and upset, as well as the pieces of Lilith with in him, who wanted nothing more than to comfort her biggest brother, but continued to be pushed away. With Leviathan under the water, Asmo indulging in his sin, Beel basically stress-eating, and Belphie sleeping the sad away, the only one really available for Satan was Mammon. Mammon of course, was dealing with his own grief, but here he was in the same room as a young crying and screaming kid that looked like his dead sister, all his brothers have kind of separated to deal with things on their own, but...he couldn’t just leave Satan. After a few attempts at calming him down and failing, Mammon started getting distracted by pieces of metal and scraps around the room, temporarily ignoring Satan and subconsciously going back to an old hobby with an alternate motive- inventing a machine that could help make him rich! Though as Mammon started gathering supplies, Satan’s cries slowly started to deescalate into small whimpers and sniffles before he crawled over to Mammon, studying what he was doing and then trying his best to help. It was a bit of a stress-reliever for Mammon, and he helped Satan the way Lucifer had helped him all those years ago, but warned him it might not work. It inevitably fell apart and Satan’s first instinct was to throw a tantrum, but as hot tears of frustration filled his eyes, Mammon simply pulled him into a hug. Lilith also helped calm him down a bit, and for the first time since being created, Satan sighed and felt peace...at least momentarily, but that was all he needed to know  he was safe with Mammon, and a piece of Lilith faded, one of her pieces of unfinished business completed.

The Twins

Satan still wasn’t accepted very quickly by the other brothers, and even with Mammon he struggled to be around him all the time, and as mentioned in the other piece, he often wandered. However one time he had had a nightmare and was walking towards Mammon’s room when he heard a pitiful cry from the twins room, daring to peek in and see Beel and Belphie sharing a bed, Beel crying in his sleep, Belphie clearly having a nightmare just like he had just had. A strange urge pushed him forward, though he felt very small in comparison, wondering what he could possibly do until he got stronger instruction from a voice in his head to lay between the two. He did, and slowly but surely the twins and himself calmed down and were able to fall back asleep. The morning after, the twins were surprised, and after listening to Satan’s story as to why he was in their bed, they had the want to protect him as well. As they spent more time with him however, they found that he not only looked like Lilith, but shared many characteristics with her. For Belphie, it was a source of comfort, whereas for Beel it brought his guilt back, and for the time being, he tried to distance himself from Satan, but always treated him kindly whenever they did happen to be in the same room. Whenever Satan couldn’t sleep, Belphie would tell him bed time stories. Eventually Satan wanted to remember all the stories Belphie told him, so he got a paper and a pen to draw what he understood from each story, and would cry and scream at Belphie if he fell asleep in the middle of telling a story. He had his own picture books now, and would review them often.

Levi

Asmo

I have some other stuff on him and Asmo here, regarding his sense of style (and/or lack thereof), but not important. Asmo wasn’t home a lot of the time after the initial fall, spending his time indulging himself, as well as going out and drinking. (May do an angst piece for Asmo in the near future, we shall see-) However as he started to adjust even the smallest bit, he started to actually decorate his room a bit instead of neglecting it. So by the Satan came stumbling down the hallway looking for something to do, his curiousity got the best of him and he walked into Asmo’s bedroom, when the Lust demon happened to be out. He took a look around the room until he found some fashion magazines, the bright colours and big lettering catching his eye. Not wanting to get caught in Asmo’s room without him there, he took one and ran to his room, and slowly looking over the words to try and sound them out, using the pictures to help him understand. As he got better at this, it would become almost a ritual. He would very quietly open the door to make sure that if Asmo was in there sleeping, he wouldn’t wake him up by accident and avoid getting caught. He would steal a few magazines (thanks Mammon for showing him how to do it “right”-), take them to his room and try to read them, but now also adding the words to Belphie’s stories under his pictures in his book. One day he was on his way to return the magazines with his book tucked under his other arm, excited to show the twins and maybe Mammon, but in his excitement he forgot to knock or check quietly first, opening the door and seeing a startled looking Asmo applying make-up at his vanity. Asmo knew about Satan, but hadn’t really seen him yet, wide-eyed at the resemblance between him and Lilith as he slowly put his mascara down and knelt on the floor, beckoning Satan closer by name, reassuring him it was ok. Satan cautiously and somewhat ashamed-looking approached Asmo, trying somewhat to hide the magazines he had, though once he was close enough Asmo could see that there were a few tears in his eyes, from fear, and anger at himself, and embarrassment in getting caught. He gently put his hand on Satan’s shoulder and asked him if he needed a hug, trying not to let on just how much he needed one himself. Satan started crying and apologized for taking the magazines without permission as he hugged Asmo. Asmo reassured him it was ok and held him close until he stopped crying, just rocking him back and forth a bit. When he was done, Asmo had a few tears in his eyes as well as he wiped Satan’s away, explaining he wasn’t upset, but curious as to why Satan wanted to look at the magazines. Satan proudly presented his homemade book to Asmo and explained he had been teaching himself how to read and write using Asmo’s magazines. Asmo was clearly impressed by this, and was the first person to praise Satan for anything he had done, and asked him to read the book to him, sitting on the floor properly and inviting him to sit in his lap. Satan was more than happy to oblige, feeling his little heart swell with joy as he plopped himself down and started reading to Asmo the stories Belphie told him, as Asmo felt love for someone again, almost crying at the amount of comfort Satan had given him, for the first time sense falling, Asmo had found a bit of peace, allowing another piece of Lilith to fade away. As Satan presented his work to his other brothers, they were impressed, Belphie much more touched than he let on., and it was actually him that suggested that one of them take Satan to a library with more age-appropriate books, as the ones in the house were too mature for him. Satan was ecstatic and was finally starting to feel a bit more like a part of the family. 

It took a while for Levi to come home, partially because he didn’t even know where “home” was. However by the time Levi got home he was still struggling to control his sin, getting angry and jealous over Satan getting so much attention, inadvertently feeding into Satan’s power. Satan turned into his demon form, a sight that wasn’t new to the other brothers but concerning, as for the first time, he wasn’t crying, and it was just pure anger as Levi snapped at him for “taking his brothers away” and “you’re not a real part of this family, why should you get the love I deserve?!” Beel tried to calm Levi down as Asmo and Belphie tried Satan, but the damage was done and Satan wasn’t backing down this time. He ended up attacking Levi, leaving everyone panicking, not knowing how Levi would react and how far Satan would go. Beel was quick to pick Satan up, leaving a stunned Levi on the floor. He slowly got up, as Satan curled into Beel still in his demon form, crying angrily, not wanting to believe Levi’s words. Levi mumbled something under his breath and went to his room, holing up and relying on Beel to bring him food and water as he continued to pity himself. Satan needed a lot reassurance from his brothers he had connected with to make sure they weren’t going to push him away again, leave him alone again, and not say things like Levi had ever again. It wasn’t until Levi started to set things up for a pet that Satan felt like approaching him again. Levi had learned to control himself a bit better as well as felt bad for having said those things to Satan, and apologizing. Once Satan knew what kind of pet Levi was getting, and also found out that Levi read something called “manga”, he asked one of his brothers to take him to the library so he could grabs some manga as well as pick up food for the animal Levi was getting. Satan also picked up a book about raising the animal Levi was getting. He was adamant about taking it to Levi himself, his arms full of manga as he made his way to Levi’s room trying not to fall over. Levi was pleasantly surprised, and took a moment before realizing he should probably grab the stack before the child did actually fall over- Satan had asked about a certain book, caught off guard by himself as there was no way he should’ve known the title of a book when he didn’t even know that genre existed- Thank you Lilith. He had gotten a book that Levi had been in the middle of reading in the Celestial Realm, making him inexplicably happy. Levi ruffled his hair a bit as thanks and Satan smiled, happy that they had made up and resumed helping Levi set up the habitat. Levi told Satan he would help him find good manga for when he was old enough to read some of them. And with that, another piece of Lilith faded away.

Lucifer

Finally there was Lucifer. It wasn’t for a lack of trying on Satan’s part, since his creation, Lucifer was the one he felt the pull to most, but continuously was pushed away, Lucifer being “too busy”. What he didn’t know, was almost every time he left Lucifer, Lucifer would cry. He felt like a failure for having lost Lilith, and seeing Satan was salt in the wound as we was reminded of her every time. Satan felt unwanted, and started to build resentment for Lucifer, surely if he could get along with Levi he could eventually get along with the person who brought him into this world....right? However even once Lucifer started coming out of his office, whenever Lucifer looked down at Satan, even Satan could tell that there was something in his eyes that didn’t feel right, almost like disgust, when really, it was sadness. Satan stopped trying to get on Lucifer’s good side, despite what he felt was Lilith’s desperation. After a while, Lucifer finally felt ready to try and talk to Satan, to get to know him, but Satan still held that resentment and turned him away, telling him “you should have been the brother you are trying to be now...when I actually needed and wanted you.” 

Conclusion

There is a small part of Lilith still with Satan, but he has grown to the point of being his own person. Sometimes when Satan feels alienated for being the only demon-born brother, he gets an inexplicable feeling of comfort wash over him, at least he did before MC came. With MC there to kind of take Lilith’s place, Lilith was finally able to find rest, her unfinished business finally taken care of.

Anyways- thank you for reading, I hope you found this interesting!

Masterlist

Dialogue for feeding Mammon the Horror's Horror Cherry Pie

5 Year old MC #10

MC : . . . M... M-

Asmo : Quick! Record! They're about to say their first words!

Mammon : Say M A M M O N, MC!

MC : Mich~ael-l

Asmo : oH?!

Lucifer :

Mammon : DAMMIT!

Michael : *takes MC from Lucifer's arms* Michael~~

MC : Mi~chael~

Michael : So sweet! My heart feels like it's going to explode, kufufu...

– 5 years later –

Asmo : And that was your first word! Aww sweet memories!! <3

Mammon : I can't believe that, that Michael had to come to the devildom just because MC was a human baby! N'like how could ya first word be Michael! It could have been MAMMON! If he didn't come it could have been Mammon!

Asmo : Ooh! Remember Lucifer's face when MC said Michael?!

Mammon : Oh ya! Ahaha!!! It was like nothing ya've ever seen before!

Lucifer : Shut up both of you.

Asmo : Oh but Luucifer~ you totally looked jealous!

Lucifer : Hm? Me? Jealous? Do you seriously think that a human baby saying Michael's name as their first word would make me Jealous? I'm Lucifer. Nothing makes me jealous.

Mammon : Yiikes, he's definitely jealous when he says "I'm LuCiFeR"

MC : *pats Lucifer's leg*

Lucifer : What it is, MC?

MC : I'm comforting you, Michael agreed to come and take me to the celestial realm this evening and I'm going to leave you alone with your jealousy

Lucifer :

Lucifer : No. As your father I do not allow this.

Mammon : As your second father I do not allow this either!

I Can Be Your Type

***I wanted to write some fluff, and all of my current requests, except for maybe one, have angst in them in one form or another. SO I decided to complete the prompt that @poppi144 and I discussed during a "party time" here. So this is happening. Enjoy a break from the angst.*** Summary: Asmodeus is bored one day and, more importantly, he doesn't think he can stand looking at the eyesore of Satan's clothing choices for a second longer. A makeover ensues much to the amusement of the other brothers and annoyance of Satan...that is until MC sees it. Asmodeus smiled mischievously as he peaked into Satan's room. Sitting in his chair, peacefully reading a book and enjoying his day, was Asmodeus's target. He giggled to himself and skipped over to him. "Oh, Satan~" Asmo began in a sing-song voice.

Satan's grip noticeably tightened on the book, but he didn't look away from the pages. "What do you need, Asmo? I'm trying to read." A glance at the cover told him that Satan was reading "Cultural Traditions and Practices of the Humans Realm". Asmo's smile grew. This really was perfect. He draped himself over the back of his brother's chair. "I just thought that perhaps we could help each other out! You see, I am extremely bored and want something to do. Preferably, giving you a makeover." The blond sighed as he flipped the page of his book. "Why in Diavolo's name, would I agree to that?" Asmodeus's grin widened as he swiped Satan's book from his hand and waved it in front of his face. "Because I can turn you into MC's type." Satan paused as a blush dusted across his cheeks. Checkmate.

Satan looked at Asmodeus with intrigue. "They have a type?" The Avatar of Lust laughed as he turned towards the door. "Oh, big brother, you have so much to learn if you actually want to stand a chance against me at winning MC's heart," he smiled over his shoulder. "Come on. Let me work my magic." Satan gave Asmodeus a skeptical look, but sighed and rose to his feet. If there was even the slightest chance of this working, it would be worth it. *** It was not worth it. Satan glared at his reflection in the mirror, "I look ridiculous." Asmodeus giggled as he straightened out the leather, hooded jacket that Satan was wearing. "Nonsense! I put this outfit together myself which means you look amazing!" He beamed at Satan as he took a step back and admired his work. "You look dangerous, mysterious, enticing, cool-" "Foolish," Satan cut off and groaned as he fiddled with the leather cord necklace Asmodeus had put on him. "There's no way this will actually work. You just did this to make me look stupid." Asmo gasped and put a hand on his chest in mock offence. "Like I would ever do something like that to my favourite brother!" Satan just gave him an unimpressed look and began to take off the jacket. Asmodeus quickly rushed over to stop him. "Wait, wait, wait! This wasn't a prank. I seriously think this is MC's type! Trust me on this. At least let them see you in it."

Satan frowned and looked in the mirror. He looked like the stereotypical bad boy in all those animes that Levi watches. He was layered in a white t-shirt with a jacket that appeared to be some kind of leather jacket/hoodie hybrid. The jeans weren't bad. He wore skinny jeans on a regular basis. But these were black and had rips on the knees. His normal dress shoes had been replaced with street sneakers. Asmodeus had even gone so far as to stylistically mess up his hair a little with some gel, and add a very subtle touch of eyeliner around his eyes. Was this really what you were attracted to? Satan huffed and turned to Asmodeus. "Fine. But if they laugh, you will regret this Asmodeus." Asmo let out a cheer as he pushed him out of the door. "Yeah, yeah. Doom and gloom. I get it. You know, you're actually very in character for your look right now." Asmodeus dragged Satan down to the living room where you were supposed to be having a game night with the others. "Oh MC~ I've got a lovely gift for you~" He pushed Satan into the middle of the room and dramatically gestured to him. Only you weren't in the living room. Everyone else was, and they thought this was priceless. Laughter filled the room as the brothers doubled over at the sight of Satan scowling in his bad boy outfit. "Y-You, your look finally matches your sin! Holy fuck!" Mammon howled as he struggled to breathe through his laughter. Belphegor nodded and pointed to Mammon as he cackled. "It's like someone just rained on your black parade! You look like you're about to go kick a bunch of puppies!" Levi snorted and lifted up his phone to take a picture, "This is definitely going on Devilgram." Satan growled and took a threatening step towards Levi. Lucifer chuckled and wiped a tear from under his eye. "Calm down now. We wouldn't you to ruin your eyeliner." The laughter doubled in volume as Satan shouted at Lucifer to shut up. Even Beel was laughing along. "Alright, guys I'm ba-" Everyone went quiet as you entered the room holding a tray of cookies. You froze and stared at Satan with wide eyes and your jaw dropped, a slight blush on your cheeks. "S-Satan you look-" A low snarl came from him as he avoided eye contact with you. "Spare me your pretences and just get to the laughing bit. I've had enough of this." "No!" You squeaked out, causing everyone to stare at you. Your face was quite clearly flushed as you sputtered bashfully. "I-I mean, I wouldn't laugh. You look hot! I-I-I mean good! You look good. Very good indeed," you chuckled nervously and averted your eyes. "Oh Diavolo kill me now," you whispered to yourself.

Asmodeus smiled victoriously while the others gaped at you in shock. Satan merely smirked and walked closer to you. "Oh? Do you enjoy my appearance MC?" More flustered noises came from your mouth as you set down the tray. "I certainly don't not like it. It's j-just a good look for you, th-that's all."

Levi looked between the two of you confused. "Wha- MC! He looks like bullies in every high school anime that we've ever watched!" Satan noted with amusement that you seemed to glance at him with even more interest now. "You mean the ones that tease the protagonist, have a soft side, and nine times out ten builds into an enemies-to-lovers plot with an incredible redemption arc? I'm aware," there was an adorable bashful tone to your voice that made Satan smile wider. He approached you and took your hand into his own. "Then perhaps I should let you get to know my soft side more? Would you care to join me over some tea and light reading library?" he lowered his tone into a seductive husky rumble. "I have a thousand poems that have reminded me of you, which I would love to share." The brothers watched in horror as you became even more of a flustered mess and nodded eagerly. "Eh?! But it's game night MC!" Mammon quickly piped in, throwing in a pair of puppy dog eyes for good measure. You barely glanced in his direction. "Lucifer had just beat me out of the round anyway. You guys enjoy the cookies, I'm going to catch up with Satan." The fourth born led you by the hand as he looked back and smirked at the others. "Enjoy your game night, and thanks for the help Asmo." Silence filled the room after you two left.

"Damn. That worked better than intended," Asmo stated with slight envy on his tongue. Mammon glared at him. "Ya had to give him a make-over and make him look like a hunk, didn't ya?" Lucifer leaned back watching the door. "It's unfortunate. Though perhaps not an entirely negative thing. We can learn something from this," everyone looked at Lucifer curiously. For the next two weeks, the House of Lamentation was full of leather jackets and eyeliner.

*** This was so fun to write. I hope you guys enjoyed it 😊***

MAMMON HAS ADHD

Mammon HAS ADHD and here's why. First of all, he gets distracted easily, he usually doesn't pay attention, and studying isn't an easy task for him, which is something all people with ADHD have. He's also a very impulsive person, he acts before thinking, which is probably what leads him to act like a scumbag most of the time, he just does what he feels like doing. Another thing that I've realized as a person with ADHD myself, is his tendency to make the same mistakes over and over again, getting constantly punished because "he doesn't learn", being treated like someone who doesn't want to learn, but I'm pretty sure it's not his case, he obviously doesn't like being punished and being treated like garbage, there's even a Devilgram story where he starts crying because of the treatment of his brothers, and I know exactly how it feels to be called a "troubled kid", as if it was something voluntary, done to get some attention, to be called a "dumbass" because of doing the same mistake over and over, not even knowing why, or how to stop it, I even had a phase when I acted pretty much like Mammon, all mighty and saying things like "I'm the best" and shit, even tho I didn't believe it, as a consequence of all those comments, so I KNOW that it's more to it than just being "stubborn".

Also, this is not about Mammon, but please, if you ever see someone that has those symptoms or if you know anyone that has been diagnosed with ADHD, for God's sake, be patient with them, I know it's not easy, you don't have to just deal with it because that's not how it works, it doesn't justify your actions, but it can give you a better understandment of why that person acts like that, so use that information. It's already really hard and frustrating having to deal with something like that, so comments such as "you're annoying" "you move too much" "you are tiring" or "you just cause trouble", hurt like hell, and don't help at all, so please, don't say that kind of stuff. Thanks for reading ❤️

:0! HHHNNNNGGGGG- MY HEART💘 >///<💕

>:0! Lucifer! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RN, U YERK!😡

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝑅𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓇𝓈 ❁𝒻 𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁, a playlist made by my MC.

|Masterlist is here|

A 20 song playlist (excluding the pandora link since they dont have anything for the obey me songs lol) made by me (my mc obviously). This playlist is different from others yall may have heard, but sometimes its better to go in with an open mind. Thanks to @error-code-606​ and @absoluteyeet​ for assisting me with this.

Links are below the photo, along with the song names. This will be posted to my ao3 and wattpad as well, as well as my instagram. I don’t own the photo used in this post or the music.

||Youtube||Spotify||Pandora||

1. Dreamcatcher - ERRA 2. Disappear (Remember When) - Issues (Used for Lilith) 3. Digital Renegade - I See Stars 4. Warning From My Demons - Slaves 5. Have Faith in Me - A Day to Remember 6. Welcome to the Family - A Day to Remember 7. Family is Family - Kacey Musgraves 8. Judith Rules - I See Stars 9. It Never Ends - Bring Me the Horizon 10. Tally it Up, Settle the Score - Sleeping With Sirens 11. Blessed With a Curse - Bring Me the Horizon 12. [&] Delinquents - Woe, is Me 13. Uneasy Hearts Weigh the Most - Dance Gavin Dance 14. Lonely Together - Rita Ora 15. E-Girls Are Ruining My Life! - Corpse 16. Don’t Let Me Fade Away - Wage War 17. Don’t Go - Bring Me the Horizon 18. Do It Now, Remember It Later - Sleeping With Sirens 19. Girls Like U - Blackbear 20. Sinful Indulgence

Why is everybody suddenly talking about ObeyMe! Body Pillow ???? Where???

I'm crying qwq

I didn't know what to choose, ok?!

MAMMON'S BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND A PROFESSIONAL MODEL, SO THIS WAS A F***CKING HARD DECISION!! QWQ

iT bRoKe My HeArt iNtO hUnDrEdS aNd ThOuSaNdS oF uNgAtHeRaBlE pIeCeS!!!

I'M SO SORRY, MAMMON QwQ

Uhm, I'm sorry, WHAT?! @///@

I'm reading this and I'm freaking out >///<

Who would like a (non-abusive ofc) tsundere MC the most? (+ Side Characters)

(TW!): Minor mentions of yandere-esque behavior in Diavolo's, Belphegor's, and Leviathan's sections.

Diavolo:

There's a lot of good and bad with this demon lord. On one hand he's very persistent and doesn't let much get him down. He'll gladly gobble up any scraps of affection you give him and happily beg for more when you push him away.

He is the biggest Lucifer simp in all three realms after all, no amount of pride will get him to leave you alone. You don't have to do much but show up and make it obvious you want to spend to time with him and not his power or money.

On the other hand he needs a consent 101 class immediately. As seen with Lucifer and MC he constantly pushes for something even when the other person says no over and over.

As a spoiled prince surrounded by people incapable of disobeying too many of his orders he's not very good at listening to people's hard limits. It's not clear whether or not he knows how badly he's abusing his position to force his way, but he does it regardless.

(MINOR SPOILER) He does talk about how he worries Barbatos and Lucifer wouldn't stay with him if he let them go, but imo that just proves he'd do it to MC too if he was worried enough. (MINOR SPOILER END)

Being a pure demon who's only relationship examples were from the literal king of hell probably doesn't help either. It's heavily implied Devildom was much worse before Diavolo and human nobles aren't exactly known for their loving relationships either.

(CHAP. 56 SPOILERS) It's not surprising that someone with his childhood is so desperate for attention. (CHAP. 56 SPOILERS END)

The fact that his S/O is easily embarrassed and protests things they desperately and obviously want encourages his already bad behavior. He's already used to ignoring what other people want, a tsundere S/O just makes it even easier for him to justify it.

He seems to enjoy seeing people squirm as well, getting his S/O to break down and admit they like something so he doesn't stop would probably turn into a fun game for him. Fun for him anyway.

Letting him continue down that path and "encouraging" that mindset might have let him get delusional enough to let the fantasies he talked about in the pudding card become reality. After all, who's going to stop him?

Lucifer:

"Are you neglecting me on purpose so I'll pine for you?" (Idle Dialogue)

He's very well acquainted with people acting out for his attention. Mammon is his favorite with Satan and Belphie as close seconds. This demon definitely loves brats and tsunderes.

His arrogance confidence keeps him from taking it too personally when you get embarrassed or can't be completely honest because he never really doubts that you like him.

He's good at reading in-between the lines and is an actions over words demon himself. (Especially if you subscribe to the headcanon that they can sense when a human is exhibiting their sin.)

He can sympathize regardless, he too often has trouble setting aside his pride to be honest. It also seems less unreasonable to him since you two didn't exactly have a friendly relationship your entire stay.

You don't necessarily need to say how much you love him so long as you prove it in other ways like bringing him bitter hell coffee and little acts of service.

This sadist loves to see you squirming and embarrassed and his very direct approach means it's a lot easier for the relationship to progress.

On the other hand the combination of knowing you hide your feelings for him and his (over)confidence may lead him to believe you want more than you actually do or him feeling like he knows you better than you know yourself.

While extremely helpful sometimes, Lucifer's habit of ignoring what you say in favor of what he believes you want can get really dangerous really fast.

Prepare to set down some ground rules and make sure he sticks him and you'll be fine. Otherwise...

Belphegor:

I think he'd expect you to be a bit like this after what he did, but he's also an impatient brat that wants all of your love as soon as possible. You can raise intimacy by choosing some of the more teasing dialogue or calling him out though so it's not like he hates it.

He's another sadist that wouldn't mind too much as long as you pay way more attention to him than his brothers and still do enough to let him know you like him.

He'd purposely "misinterpret" your signals in an attempt to either make you honest or see you squirm. You'd most likely be the one having trouble instead of him.

It really depends why you're acting that way and how much affection sneaks out. Belphie canonically states that values actions over words, so if you genuinely like him and show it he'll focous more on that.

Someone that just gets easily embarrassed by his blunt affections or feels like they shouldn't like their murderer will work out a lot better than someone who still resents him and never really gets past it. (Not that you have to of course, but it makes no sense to date someone like that.) If it's the former he'll happily tease you until you're ready to be honest.

Be careful what you let him get away with, he's not one to stop pushing until you're completely caged by him. He's already eager to delude himself that you like him, letting him cuddle up to you even if you complain will just have him ignore what you say even more.

Leviathan:

"Eh? Are you ignoring me so I'll like you more?" (Blushy homescreen dialogue)

On one hand it's hard enough to get through to him even if you only praise him. On the other hand he's very familiar with tsunderes and imo he's more likely to believe someone is ashamed to like him rather than just straight up liking him.

He also canonically has a degradation fetish and can probably sympathize with a fellow tsundere better than a "normie." He certainly seemed less nervous and more confident if you begrudgingly admitted to loving him in his birthday event.

If by some miracle you get him to believe you like him and stay that way he's another one that can misinterpret your feelings. Between having no real romantic experience, relying on anime culture even more than he would for a non-tsundere S/O, and desperately wanting to hold onto something that makes him happy leads to him getting more than a bit delusional sometimes.

You'd have to make it extremely clear you're not "just being tsun-tsun lol" and that you actually don't want to do whatever it is he's pushing. Bringing out Levi's more confident (and often delusional) side isn't always a good thing. (More on that here.)

Which of course will push him into a deep depression and make him doubt every time he thought you were having fun. Also considering tsunderes usually need a lot of reassurance that their partner likes them both of y'all are probably just going to get more insecure.

All in all I think he'd like a tsundere S/O more than enough to date them, but it wouldn't be the healthiest for either of you unless you were a perfect match and did a good job of enforcing boundaries.

You'll either end up with a nasty break up or he steadily becomes more delusional until he ignores what you want entirely if you don't.

Asmodeous:

I think it could go one of two ways, either he'd find fun but quickly get bored or he'd really hate it until he starts to obsess over it.

For the former It'd be fun for a little while, but he'd start to get really tired of you playing coy and denying him affection when he knows you like him. You both like each other, why can't you just give him a hug or take a compliment every now and then?

It's something he needs and even just reducing the frequency of affection is a huge compromise for him. He could understand if you actually don't like it, but this is just pointless to him.

The latter would be common for an "undesirable" MC whether that be looks, personality, or even just an incompatible MC. Who are you to reject him after all? Even the most desirable should be begging at his feet.

He'd hate you for it unless he believes it's actually your way of hiding how desperate you are for him. Then it becomes his life's mission to see you crack and beg for his affection.

As for if he stays after the chase is over and he's "broken" you... Who knows?

Simeon:

He's not going to risk getting permanently locked out of heaven for someone who can't even admit they like him, come on now.

Maybe if it's your way of avoiding temptation or you're embarrassed and acting this way because you believe he won't like you back he'll find it endearing.

It's not something he'll let you continue after he makes his feelings known however, no matter how fun it is to tease you.

He said it's okay, who are you to stop him? Do you really believe you know better than a centuries old angel? Just accept the little bit of affection he can give you already.

Mammon:

He's used to the people he loves giving him some "tough love" and even encourages it, but I don't think he'd necessarily want to deal with it from a lover too.

Not to mention tsundere x tsundere usually has a very hard time starting in the first place. Another tsundere is probably either going to be too insecure to believe he truly likes him or won't have the courage to call him out and make him admit his feelings.

Unless someone intervenes or one of y'all reads the other's diary or something a relationship will probably never start to begin with and be full of hurt feelings on both sides.

Solomon:

I feel like you'd have to be exceptional to get him to risk getting attached to someone he'll outlive again.

It's not impossible, but unlikely for a tsundere MC to catch his attention like that in a romantic way. He doesn't chase anyone anymore, he only accepts a relationship if his affection sneaks up on him.

Satan:

I don't think he'd have the patience to deal with it after officially dating. It could be cute at first since he'd probably be able to figure out your real feelings, but even soft tsunderes are eventually going to catch him on a bad day.

Sure he likes how unpredictable cats are, but he has higher standards for you than an animal that ranks rather low on the intelligence scale.

Maybe if you're trying your hardest to overcome it he'll sympathize and see it as being similar to his own fight with his rage. (It still reminds him of Lucifer though and that kills him inside.)

Barbatos:

This poor demon needs less stress, not more. He seems to appreciate the more direct route in Devilgrams.

But who knows, maybe brat taming is how he relaxes? He does have a bit of a sadistic side.

Beelzebub:

Poor baby wouldn't get it and would just feel sad or not realize you like him even if you were a super soft tsundere.

He'd probably be a little sad even if you just acted that way to Belphie, he'd eventually get it with him though since Belphie would give as much he got.

Be kind to him or you'll get wrekt by Belphie again have six angry demons disappointed in you.

Are they easily jealous?

Lucifer

This is the avatar of pride we're talking about

He's not one to be jealous but if he does...

He doesn't talk to you about it

His pride doesn't really take him any further so uh, he'll show his jealousy through actions

If you point it out, he'll refuse because it'll stomp on his pride

Mammon

Yes, just yes

He was ready to throw hands at his brothers for coming close to you

You think anyone else is an exception?

He gets insecure so, please reassure him

Leviathan

If you thought Mammon was something, Levi is a whole other level

You have to reassure him, not through words only

He overthinks, counter it with assurance and gentle affection

Boy is heavily insecure, you have to be very patient with him

Satan

Like Lucifer, he's not one to be jealous

But if he does, he wouldn't entirely be bothered

He's the type to be verbal with his doubts so he'll talk to you about it calmly

He puts his trust in you, so he knows he has nothing to worry about

Asmodeus

Him? Jealous? Oh, no not at all

In fact, others are the ones jealous of him, not the other way around

He wouldn't need an explanation at all

He trusts you and himself so he doesn't have a reason to feel that way

Beelzebub

Nope, he rarely gets jealous

If he does, he'll try his best not to think about it

He doesn't want to doubt you, but he feels a little insecure

He'll talk to you about it and all you have to do is assure him and give him a few kisses

Belphegor

He... doesn't care as long as he's asleep?

But when he's awake that's a whole different story

When he's jealous, he'll be even more bratty than usual, he'd go up to the attic and overthink

He knows his flaws, so he'll be insecure

You'll have to figure out that's his attitude when jealous so you'll have to assure him

Preview: the years start coming and they don’t stop coming (part 2)

This has been a monster to write amidst all the shit happening irl this year so here’s hoping posting a preview in the wild will motivate me to commit and actually get it done (ง'̀-'́)ง

Part 1 here

They find your grave first.

You’re buried next to your parents, the only thing left of you a simple tombstone in the old cemetery. The space isn’t very well cared for, especially since you never married or had children. Your worn marker is chipped in several places, and even your name has begun to fade from the elements over the years. All in all, there’s nothing special distinguishing your final resting place from that of countless other humans’.

Forgotten. Just as you had been in life.

Lilith is the only one bold enough to approach, at first. Murmuring a soft prayer, she gets to work cleaning up, wiping the dust from your tombstone and sweeping away dead leaves with her bare hands.

She is joined by Mammon, who takes halting steps towards your grave and falls to his knees. He pats down his pockets, cursing lowly before tearing off a strip from his shirt and rubbing at the marker, polishing it with so much fervor as though he’s determined to make it shine brighter than Goldie.

Once the space has been cleared, tiny offerings are placed and carefully rearranged: a black rose with petals as dark as the Devildom skies; a limited-edition TSL keychain; and a small cupcake with rainbow sprinkles, slightly smushed on one side but otherwise perfectly intact.

Asmo sobs openly without care for his smudging makeup or expensive clothes. Belphie looks like he just wants to curl up next to your grave and sleep for the next five years.

Satan stands at the edge of the group, not an ounce of sympathy for his mourning brothers. He’s the only one who knows: the coffin underneath is empty.

"Failed quest" chat from Trick quest card

A bit of context here, in the card's devilgram Levi is trying to prank his brothers but they end up failing and the last one back fires on his ass. One of the pranks Levi gives Beel a super spicy pie to eat, which he obviously eats but isn't bothered at all by the flavour.

So it's canon Beel can handle spices,Levi's pranks need serious improvements and Mammon can discern between replicas and the original thing (In the devilgram Levi took some furniture Mammon had, It was Lucifer's but were just replicas).

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Do you think they have vines in the Devildom?

I had a vision of Mammon in that one ‘Welcome To Chilis’ vine and now I can’t get it out of my head.