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helluvapurf · 4 months

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Been awhile since I did a tiermaker thingie and since we're nearing the end of the year of canon HB content, here's my current 2023 thoughts on the HB cast we got so far (with the most major/memorable characters imo).

(For anyone curious of my in-depth rank opinion thoughts below):

Top Faves/Red-Tier:

-Octavia Still my main fave from this show overall, and one that I'm just... SO sorry for what she had to endure in her young life ;-;. Stuck between two parents (who were basically forced to conceive her in their loveless, arranged marriage) pretty much at war now, continuously ignored by the one she looked up to the most as a child (aka Stolas), and even while still within her "moody goth" phase rn... she's still got that sense of an hopeful sweetheart who just wants to watch the stars, potentially learn magic, and even her lil fascination with the "gloomy" things in life (like taxidermy) just... idk, it really endeared her to me overtime ngl 🥺💜Wherever the story decides to take Via next, I just hope she'll get at least some form of a happy ending... for real q-q 🙏

-Fizzarolli Ahhh Fizzy-pop, the goofiest lil jester who won us all over with each new appearance of his~ 🥰 Having gone all that he has to keep pushing strong as a famous Hell icon, struggling to find his place in the world from the circus to the stage, amending things with his old buddy Blitz and now having the chance to forge his own path away from Mammon really made me wanna hug him by the end of it all~ 🥺. Honestly, at this point I'd be SO down for just a full-on Fizz spinoff if he's given us so much amazing content on his own 💕

-Blitz The main face of the series overall with his "chaotic ass-with-a-heart-of-gold" vibe; I honestly can't NOT love Blitz when it all comes down to it lol. He's a jerk, a businessman, a father, a (messy) lover, and never seems to give up when he's got a goal in-mind (even with the odds against him). Definitely has alot to answer for if Blitz is gonna truly change for the better long-term... but with how far he's come to make us laugh, cry, and celebrate the few milestones he's able to keep, I'd be happy to keep on wishing the best for Blitz as the true "Hell-of-a-Boss" 👏🔥

-Asmodeus The smooth-talking Embodiment of Lust with a blissful love life with Fizz, a powerful empire to run, and a fiery heart one wouldn't wanna mess with if pushed too far. What more could one ask in a power bf like him?~ ❤️‍🔥🥰

-Striker The OG cowboy baddie of the bunch, I'll never get enough of Striker and his sheer determination to kick everyone's ass lol. From his interactions with M&M and Blitz, it really feels like this guy got done dirty by life and Hell's inherent mistreatment towards Imps... going by his increasing bitter rage at "bluebloods"(+"lower" Imps associating with said rich-folk) whenever he pops up. And honestly... can't really blame him with what we know about certain "rich" folk as-is, soooo yee, keep it comin' Striker lol👌.

-Beezlebub As... awkwardly complicated as her design aesthetic was to get past at first (tho it has grown on me more btw), in terms of Bee's actual character I... honestly have no real complaints, she's a gem lol 💛. Only ever wanting to vibe, eat up and making sure everyone else has fun too, Bee really gives that "huggable bestie" vibe once you get to know her (and I'm sure Loona lowkey thought that too, even with her initial huffiness lol). Even if we'll probably never see Bee again 'cause of her celebrity VA status, I'll still vibe with her presence from the fandom to even more ep rewatches~ lol ✨

Love/Orange-Tier:

-Verosika A pretty-in-pink bad bitch who's proud to stake her claim in the idol world... yeah, she basically won me over already by her first appearance lol. Not to mention how she's among the rare few characters not afraid to call out Blitz for his crap (esp cause of their rocky dating past), and I'm just SO curious and hype to see more of Verosika in the future. If Fizz, Striker and esp Stolas could get their times to shine in Blitz's messy love life... then surely his first-ever(?) girlfriend deserves an ep of her own as well to get that closure too 👏👏

-Moxxie Used to be my first ever fave when I watched the HB pilot, and... I say I still enjoy him fairly well nowadays (even if he's dropped a bit in my list ^^; ). A sensitive, down-to-earth but still quirky fella who's doing his best to be a good assassin, loving husband and coworker to Blitz (no matter how much they irritate eachother lol). Kiiiiinda wish they'd lessen up on the buttmonkey jokes with him tbh, cause like... as much as I'm all for slapstick sometimes, it almost feels excessively mean whenever it involves Moxxie (see the "haha Moxxie's fat~" gag :/). Like... okay I get it, can yall leave him alone already, jeez >>.

-Vortex The chillest Hellhound dude to liven up the place, can't say I blame Loona for being fond of him right away ('cause ngl, I'd be too~ lol 🤭). While we didn't get a whole lot of screentime for him in the "Queen Bee" ep, it was still fun seeing him show up and try his best to help Loona have fun (even while his gf Bee came to de-escalate things later on). I'm curious to learn more about him and his growing friendship with Loona, there's def alot to work off of there imo.

-Mrs. Mayberry Such an underrated gal on her own accord... and yet I very much adore Mayberry's presence whenever I rewatch Ep. 1 🥺 A humble sweetheart teacher who got the short-end of the stick with a cheating husband and unexpected death, tossed down in Hell wanting vengeance against Martha (aka the woman her husband slept with), and even showed up again to thank the IMP crew with a cake and celebration for a job well done (-albeit at the expense of poor Moxxie's guilt, but I digress lol). Even if her role was ultimately pretty minor in the long run, I can't help lowkey wanting more out of her (fandom/canon-wise) either way~ 😊

-Mammon Did NOT expect this guy to rank up high when I first saw him... but welp, thanks to fandom tag-browsing and various rewatches, this greedy prick ended up entertaining me more than I thought lol. Bombastic, kind of a doofus in his element, and yet more than capable of being intimidating when prompted ("-get your shit together, Fizzy... you're a bloody legend~"). Def feels like we haven't seen the last of Mammon yet, so I'd be down to see what else this Sin embodiment could be up to if it means more money down his pockets lol.

-Paimon As harsh as he was in terms of being a father to Stolas (esp with the arranged marriage thing), Paimon... idk, I found his presence more amusing than irritating to watch, ngl lol. Idk if its his Jafar-like execution, his really solid design (honestly still remains one of my faves tbh), or the way he's just so... gleefully ignorant of how awful he is ("I'm SO good at daddy-ing~") just tickled me alot more than I expected lmao. Not sure where he's at nowadays, but kinda curious to see him again going by that one portrait with Stolas as a grownup .3.

-Glitz & Glam The baddest pair of clown twins who just wanted to vibe, strut their stuff and make money while doing so... honestly, kudos to them for their hustle lol 👏👏. While not exactly the "nicest" characters around, hopefully someday they'll come to put their talent to genuine use out on their own accord (or maybe even with Fizz's side, since he was able to break out of Mammon's hold?).

Like/Light Yellow-Tier:

-Millie *sighs*... oh Millie :(. A looooong time ago I would've placed her up higher in my faves for her sweet bond to Moxxie, fighting skills & general "perky" demeanor balancing well against the other IMP crew's crass/cranky attitudes. But then... after awhile that basically became all there was to know about Millie, as she pretty much stayed the same as she always was even after a whole 1 and a half season(s) worth of episodes 🤷‍♀️ Which like... had Millie been more of a smaller side character who only pops up now and then (like say, Princess Cadence from MLP) that'd be a different story, but as a character who IS considered part of the main established cast... why leave her out in the cold in terms of development and story importance, yknow? (And yes, I am aware that Viv actually posted a Twitter thread awhile ago explaining more of Millie's character/future stories to behold; which while it is relieving to see her intent to flesh out Millie as she is... idk, after eps like "Unhappy Campers", I just don't know how to feel about that thread in-hindsight :P) Sooo yeah... don't really wanna drag on further but TL;DR: Millie by herself isn't necessarily a bad character... but without that much-needed main lead depth given as it was for Blitz, Moxxie, and even Stolas in-comparison... idk, I just can't bring it in me to truly "love" Millie as I should, sad to say :(.

-Crimson While his debut episode was rather... "hit-or-miss" in hindsight, I still found Crimson himself a fairly solid character as this determined, no-nonsense mafia boss who's not afraid to put others in their place (no matter the high status/familial relation to him). I couldn't quiiiite put him in my faves list though 'cause like... hoooow was this dude dumb enough to buy Chaz was "rich" solely cause of his fancy clothes? :/ You'd think someone like Crimson would've done a bit more research to verify Chaz's story (as even Blitz was able to catch onto the truth by just opening his car lol). Idk, I guess it was cool to still see him again regardless in the "Oops" episode... wonder if he survived that one building explosion by the end? :o

-Robo Fizz While not super relevant nowadays given we've got the real Fizzarolli on-screen now... idk, I just always enjoyed the robo version's creepily glitchy vibe, and how he played off against Blitz during their "Loo-Loo Land" encounter .3. ("Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love youuuu… Blitz-o??")

-Sallie May While she only had about like, half a minute of screentime total... I kinda dig Sallie's energy as the gal who's sit back on the sides, watch the drama but not afraid to dish some of her own sass if prompted ("-it doesn't count if they don't find the bodyyyy~"). Hopefully they'll give this gal more content in the future given her fan-popularity too, I bet there'd be some fun potential between her & her sis Millie interacting more (for better or worse lol).

-Deerie That one bitchy deer lady who kicked out the Cherubs from Heaven... part of me feels like I should hate her, but ngl... I lowkey couldn't get enough of that subtly smug energy of hers xD ("Hmmmmm no sorrrry, yeaaaaah...no~ ✨" lol).

-Colin Probably the most memorable of the main Cherub trio, Colin seemed like a sweetie pie with just trying to do his job, constantly getting the short-end of the stick but not enough that he can't stand up for himself by the end (see the whole Cherub VS Imp crew battle). Lowkey wanna give him a hug ngl.

-Moxxie's Mom Still salty we never got a name or much on-screen mentions of her outside of the one flashback (not even Moxx or Crimson themselves bringing her up much present day-wise, if at all)... but still, gotta commend a mama willing to stand up for her son's wellbeing (even against a whole mafia). Wonder how she even got involved with all that to begin with, esp since she's apparently from the Wrath ring too...?

-Blitz's Mom/Tilla(?) Basically in the same vein as Moxxie's mom in terms of being a (seemingly) sweet, loving mom who got the short end of the stick with a bad husband, tragic death, and only a few photos left in memory of her. Dunno if we'll see much of her on-screen in the future... but still, poor gal :(.

Ok/Yellow-Tier:

-Loona I... keep going back and forth with this girl alot in terms of how I feel... but rn I guess you can say I'm mostly just "in-the-middle" with Loona? Like, she does have potential as this edgy, laidback goth who's tired of everything but has a soft spot for those who give her a chance (such as Blitz, Tex, and a lil bit with Octavia in the "Seeing Stars" episode)... but then, most of Loona's remaining screentime doesn't really let her keep any significant development with how she'll go right back to being a moody jerk, in her following appearances afterward :/. Granted, I am aware that this might just be a part of her past trauma as a rejected Hellhound orphan, so I ain't expecting Loona to be magically nice forever... buuuut still, a lil consistency would be refreshing to see y'know? If she's willing to take care of Blitz when drunk, have no qualms calling him "dad" and even commend Via to "give dads a chance if they're really trying"... why thwart all that by kicking Blitz in the nuts in just a few scenes later? As someone who loves complex goth characters, I guess I just generally want the best out of Loona's character, when it all comes down to it... :(

-Andrealphus An interesting concept of a character being a cunning, ice-wielding peacock who wants Stolas' glory and power for his own gain (as well as trying to get back at him for hurting his "dear" sister, Stella). Admittedly can't help but feel bummed though that Andre's existence essentially means we won't be getting much depth out of Stella anytime soon (-which honestly makes me question why they didn't just make Andre Stolas' ex-spouse if he's clearly the more capable villain for story-potential, here :/). But eh, thats just me... >>

-Martha The first ever IMP-related antagonist for the series, Martha... was generally "fine", for her time? Kiiinda silly with the execution of her getting all the praise for surviving Mayberry's wrath (-as if she wasn't the same bitch who slept with Mayberry's husband lol >>), only to be suddenly revealed as a secret cannibal along with her family once IMP came to kill her... but I mean, for what it is I'd say Martha played her part as well as she could.

-Agent Two The female government agent who seemed to be the bigger "brains" of the duo, and had a pretty cool transformation scene once Stolas arrived to save IMP. Wasn't too interesting of a character otherwise... but hopefully will get some better moments to shine if the DHORK agency ever comes back in the future.

-Agent One The male government agent who I guess is slightly more on the "childish" scale compared to Agent Two... don't really have much to say about him otherwise though.

-Keenie Seems to have the "Millie" role in the Cherub trio as the more motherly, down-to-earth member wrangling in the others to their mission... yet aside from that, I can't say she was particularly all that memorable in the long run? Cute design though .3.

-Millie's Mom & Dad While a lil unnecessarily rude/condescending to Millie & her husband (esp with the ending like... yall she JUST got her leg caught in a bear-trap, leave her be -_-), they at least seem to still care about her enough to want only the "best" for their lil girl. Which compared to some of these other canon parents, is def saying alot lol.

Neutral/Light Green-Tier:

-Barbie Wire Ngl, as someone who's watched HB since the pilot, I've always been curious to learn more about Blitz's family past going by those circus posters, that one mention from Verosika ("Your sister says hi~"), and even that one childhood photo in Blitz's phone bringing him to tears was chock full of story potential. But then... most of the S2 childhood flashbacks barely ever contained Barbie Wire (with even Fizzarolli having more significance there in comparison), up until the summer camp episode, where her actual on-screen character was... well, basically just Blitz but in female-font 🤷‍♀️? Crass, rude, self-absorbed and horny... not a whole lot else to go off of by the time she left, so... can't say Barb really made much of an impression on me in the long-run, sad to say :/. Bless the AU fanfics out there giving her more time & depth to flesh her out better outside of her brother's shadow, at least 🙏.

-Stella Okay, now before anyone freaks out... yes I DO acknowledge that Stella's an awful person, and def got what was coming to her once Stolas stood his ground/kicked her out for how she hurt him. So I don't honestly blame anyone who just genuinely dislikes/hates Stella overall (as that's clearly the show's intent with how they're writing her rn lol)... but for me, I just don't really feel one way or another about her tbh, esp with how... "hollow" her character feels atm :/. Like, her original premise as this haughty & bitter wife who wants to scorn Stolas for his cheating (albeit for shallow reasons) was perfectly fine on its own... with loads of villain-writing potential once they revealed her assassin-planned revenge against him. But then... after awhile she just started feeling more & more like a joke than an actual "threat" (throwing literal-tantrums about "wanting him dead so baaaaadly :c" as of her latest appearance... bruh -.-), which imo is just... weird for someone who's meant to be such a big, looming antagonist in Stolas' life? And its not like she's written to be entertainingly evil (ex. any of the classic-era Disney villains), or analytically interesting to watch (ex. Bloberta Puppington), as there's just... zero effort put into Stella's characterization compared to other (mostly male) villains we've seen onscreen :/ Not helped that we don't even get much of a glimmer of what Stella and Via are like as mother & daughter (with any slightly relating comment to one another inevitably leading back to Stolas... again >>), and at this point I just... wonder why Stella's even here anymore if her own brother's gonna be the one behind all the "plotting" now🤷‍♀️. Kudos to some of the AU fanworks I've seen fleshing Stella's character out alot better in-comparison (at least in terms of giving her more story purpose/depth than just a screechy nuisance lol)... so, there's that at least :P.

-Wally Wackford Oh hey, there's that one goofy-voiced salesman character who pops up now and then in episode cameos... and uh, yeah that's basically about the gist of what I think regarding Wally lol. Not quite sure how exactly he got so popular though, but... I mean, its neat I guess?

-Loopty Goopty Um... I guess this guy had a couple funny lines when he popped up, and kinda cool he & Lyle are apparently friends-again after reuniting in Hell together... but yeah, don't really have much else to say about Loopty lol🤷‍♀️

-Lyle Lipton The other-half to his (former) duo dynamic with Loopty, and... not a whole lot else to him either save for being an old greedy dude :P. Kinda pointless to have spent so much on trying to "redeem" someone so set in his ways, so... can't say I was too surprised to see him pop back up in Hell lol.

Dislike/Green-Tier:

-Stolas *Immediately dodges the fan-tomatoes*... okay yeaaaah at this point I can't lie... I'm just not really vibing with Stolas' character anymore :/ 🤷‍♀️Not to the point that I "hate" the guy by no means, 'cause I know he does still have some interesting potential/depth to him as this pompous, dark yet deep-down lonely owl unsure of how to handle love/closeknit-relationships (esp while surrounded by all his wealth & mystical powers)... ...but good LORD did they crank up the sappiness in his character as of late, basically erasing any and all faults from Stolas as now he's just... there to be some "uwu sad boi who just wants loooove T-T" 😒. Not that I'm against adding sympathetic layers to a character, ofc... but if its to the point where his own daughter isn't allowed to share her grievances for him ignoring her without being immediately-guilted to forgive him ("dads may mess up, but he's trying~ :c")... then it just leaves me further disinterested in Stolas content as of rn -_- (Fingers crossed the "Asmodean crystal" plotline will give us some hope for genuine growth on Stolas' end, going by the recent music vid's context 🤞🤞)

-Cletus Of all the main three C.H.E.R.U.B. characters, Cletus just feels the most... "off-putting" to me? ^^; Idk if its his weird voice, how oddly "human" he looks compared to the more cutesy/baby animal-lookin' Cherubs... idk the more I look at him he just reminds me more of a rejected FOP character than anything lol

-Cash Buckzo Bottom of the barrel in terms of the "parent" characters we have so far; VERY one-note, not too compelling on his own, and with probably the worst-sounding voice in terms of line delivery, I'm sorry x-x; Idk if they were going for some "Iago"-like impression to fit with Paimon's "Jafar" vibe... buuuut it didn't really work for me xP. Kinda curious as to what his current whereabouts are since idk if he got out of the fire unscathed (-minus him chugging some beer on the way out, I mean >x>)

Hate/Blue-Tier:

-Chaz Pointless, creepy & obnoxious character who dragged down his debut as quickly as he got killed off... yeah I just never liked this dude tbh, even as someone who does like aquatic/shark-themed characters >> also plssss tell me they didn't actually model his full name after Chadwick Boseman (RIP) 'cause if thats the case then... OOF-

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b--b-3 · 10 months

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Sooo I've decided to finally cross-post my Obey Me crack-fic from ao3, I hope you enjoy!✨️

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Cheek Clappin' Behavior

Ch.1

summary: Mc gets bamboozled by the game we all know and love 😭. They also happen to get yeeted right into it at full throttle, oops. How, you ask?? Who knows-

warnings: swearin/strong language, a quick innuendo, Mc just bein straight up wild tbh

misc: this fic doesn't accurately follow the story, literally just random shits 'n giggles for now lmao [pls it's so unserious ajfjshsjs] + the memes you see edited were done by me in my absolute mess of a gallery 💀

word count: almost 1k

It was just an ordinary day for Mc… Well, that is if you could call simping for fictional characters from a story-based gacha game ordinary. Okay, maybe they're a liiiiiiittle bonkers in the head, but we still love 'em 😋.

[Mc's POV]

'You've gotta be clappin' my cheeks unequivocally rn.'

"How tf am I gonna pull up AND get bumblefucked by this yee yee ass game 🤨🤨🤨??" Okay, so maaaaybe I got raw-dogged by a fictional world, but I can fix this for sure‼️

Oh.

I didn't fix this. Far from it, in fact. Yet another 10 pull, wasted… 😟

Welp, whatever‼️‼️ Back to the story then hehEHEHEHE— HOLY FUCKIN' MOTHER OF GO— MAMMON YOU ABSOLUTE BABYGWORL TF YOU DOIN' LOOKIN' LIKE THAT?? 🤭🤭🤭

Even tho he plays hard to get, he ain't a match for MY sluttish behavior 🤪—

THIS? FUCKING?? $ Ł Ü ✝️? ? ? "The absolute fuckin' audacity I swear— AND this mf blushin' too? Consider tears runnin' down my leg fr fr for real fr‼️" YOU SEE THAT TUB OVER THERE MAMS?? YEAH HOP IN THAT BITCH CUZ I'M BOUTTA 😩😩—

Ahem.

Caught myself lackin' for a sec there sorry bout that y'all 💀—

I then end up playing this damn game for a psychologically questionable amount of time. Such a long time, in fact, my raggedy ass fell asleep with the game open. O p e n. I didn't even get to charge my shit— hot damn 😬.

Next thing I know, I'm exposing my eye sockets to a ridiculous amount of light.

✨️OWIE✨️—

Oh.

'Now why in the ass-eatin' fuck does this place look familiar?? This ain't my house OR my room🗿. Tf is goin' on in here on this ass-chappin' day 🤨🤨??'

Like, the more I look around, the more shit's appearance becomes clear to me [no d U h Mc?? C'mon get it together 😭].

'Tho it does look a bit [a fuck ton tf you mean?? 💀] like my room in Obey Me…🤔'

"Did my bitch-ass get isekai'd into the world of Big Boobie Bitches— I mean Obey Me??????⁉️🗣📢🔥"

' …You've gotta be tuggin' my schlong rn this shit is a different breed. No, literally. Does that mean I'm a whole ass sheep now⁉️ This ain't gonna work. I swear on my left kneeca—'

All of a sudden, someone's headass bursts into the room. I was about to chew them tf out like a baddie, but then I SEE 🕕🫦🕕—

'CERTIFIED BABYGWORL??? AJDJSJEEJ OMGOMGOMG IT'S HIIIIIIIM IT'S MAAAAAMMMMS OH MY—🥺🎊✨️🫧��‼️🥰💛'

"Yo, human! Ya were s'pposed to hang out with me today! What's goin' on?"

I—

'Ugh. What a cutie 🥰. Look at him, lookin' at me like that 'n shit 😭💖.'

I stare right back at the white-haired babygworl— I mean demon, trying a lil TOO hard to fight the inner voices that are telling me to jump him unprovoked.

"Well, tbh tbh honestly tbh, I haven't the slightest fuckin' clue Monie.. Buuuuuuut you can still take me out if you want tho 👀." I give him a lil look. Yano, a look. A little lookie look. A look that looks like a lil look because it looks—

"Whatever, let's just go. You've been makin' The Great Mammon wait long enough." He then drags me outta the room as if I'm his bitch.

'OW MY PUSS- now hold on for just a diddly ding dang darn second ☝️🤓— here I thought it was supposed to be the other way around 🤨🤔❓️ ❓️ ❓️'

Welp I'll just have to worry about it another time ig 🤷.

Anyways, now we were makin' our way [downtown] through the Big Ass House of Lamentation, BAHoL for short, trying to get to wherever tf Mammon has plans for. Well, that is until we run into a certain someone.

'GAAASSSPP IT'S HIIIIIM‼️ LEVIATHAN THE SWEET BOOOOOOYYYYY OHFUCKOHFUUUCK 🥰💖🫧🧡✨️‼️'

"Yooo, Levi! Funny seein' ya outside ya room for once." Both Mammon and I then proceed to start gigglin' like two lil bitches lmao.

Until this mf turns around 🗿.

…My face just about shriveled up inside itself.

'DID BABYGWORL #3 GET EVEN QUIRKIER 😳😳😳⁉️'

"Levi.. you good?? You're looking a bit differently different there bud 😭😭."

'I swear to shit there are literal SPARKLES just shootin' me in the eyes rn.'

"Idk what you're talking abt lol." He blinks and just shrugs at me like absolutely NOTHING is wrong like wtf my g—

"Tbh tbh honestly tbh Levi you're looking MAD ✨️bbg✨️ rn and idk how to cope with that so I think it's best you induce an anime withdrawal for just a singular sliver of a second the sake of my sanity 🗣🗣."

It takes him a couple seconds for the matter inside his cranium to process whatever tf just came out my mouth.

"B-Bbg!? WOOOAAAHHHH❗️🗣🗣🗣📢💥.. I-I can't believe you're calling a no-good otaku shut-in like me that!" He takes a moment to cover his now blushing face sextillion times more than his hair already does with his hand.

'Omg what a lil cutie I swear— got me swooning 'n shit <3.'

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! We've gotta get goin' now. See ya later, Levi!" Mammon cuts off the ENTIRE interaction quicker than it even started before dragging me away like a fucking rag doll.

'L?? M?? A?? O?? Tf is all this motion for 🫨🥴?'

What the plans are?? I still haven't the slightest of darn clues, buT I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT 🗣.

I kid you tf not we literally only managed to reach the main entrance before getting jumpscared by none other than Lucifer himself—

'EYE- SWEET MOTHER OF DIAVOLO'S (. )( .)‼️—'

[✨️To Be Continued✨️]

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me fanfiction #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #i also did this on mobile so if it looks vile on pc i am SO sorry 😭#lemme know if i need to add any additional warnings and/or tags‼️

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iwannawritelots · 2 years

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Booping Their Snoots: Obey Me! Babes and Luke

Originally written June 2022

It’s just booping their snoots. How they would react. I wanna boop their snoots.

Lucifer💙

grumpy about it

You just kinda boop him and he’s like???? Is that a challenge

No he will not boop you back, he is a high class grumpy no fun demon man

…he might if you’re close enough and no one else is around to see it

Mammon💛

Scrunches up his face and makes a weird laugh

Just like??? Okay??? Weird ass human

He might boop you back, might not

Of course you’d wanna boop the great mammon!!

Leviathan🧡

iMPLODES

Yeah! Leviathan got touched!

Shyly boops you back and calls you a normie because of course he does

Satan💚

snorts from trying to suppress a giggle

Boops you back very gently.

mumbles something about booping cats

will 100% initiate boops and expect you to return it after you do it the first time

Asmodeus💘

SQUEALS

boops you back and giggles uncontrollably

Physical affection is one of his favorite things ever. You will now be forever in a booping status relationship

Beelzebub❤️

cue the confused Beel noises

Why are you poking his nose???

It’s a form of affection…?

Oh okay, cool.

Returns it. Feels like he understands communication a bit better now

Belphegor💜

rolls his eyes

boops you back though

Lord Diavolo❣️

Literally so shell shocked that you touched him?? (Assuming you aren’t romantically involved)

Does his adorable laugh

Returns it and asks if he did it right

Asks why humans are inclined to poke each other’s noses :3c

Barbatos🖤

O-Oya?

blushes so hard lmao

unsure why you would boop him, because he doesn’t think he’s all that interesting or whatever his self-doubt tells him >: (

probably has to be invited to return it just because he’s so caught off guard lol

Luke🐶

hEy

I’m not a child!!

Just boop him again and watch him try to do it back

I report to Michael you know!!

He’s still a child pffff silly chihuahua

Simeon🤍

tiny shocked face

DOES HIS CUTE LI’L GIGGLE

hums into a “boop” as he returns the gesture

Solomon🤎

snorts

Boops you back

Reminded of his humanity 🥺

Mephistopheles❤️‍🔥

OFFENDED GASP

how dARE YOU

just do it again to shut him up

he won’t return it, stubborn bitch

Raphael💔

…?

Wiggles his nose a li’l

Returns it “boop…?”

does his little on the verge of tears smile dhskdhdkdhdj

Thirteen❤️‍🩹

Tf? Are you stupid??? Booping a reaper!?

She’s joking ofc

Boops you back

#boop #hehe #obey me! one master to rule them all #obey me! shall we date?#obey me!#obey me #omomtrta #omswd #om #darlingficsbycinna #iwannawritelots

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🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

Feb 14, 2014

Mammon’s got a new brand deal in the works for me. can’t say much about it yet, but I’m heading to Lust today to work out some kinks.

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

Feb 14, 2014

fuck why did no one tell me Asmodeus was so hot?

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

Feb 14, 2014

ok, you know what, that’s fair.

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

Feb 15, 2014

he’s actually… really sweet, too.

🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

2 min. ago

update: we’re dating now

#you guys have no idea how long I’ve waited to say that #as scared as I was to go public #it’s a relief to finally stop hiding ↯ #fizzarozzie #my posts

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🌕 m00nlight_h0wling Following

20 min. ago

can’t believe @.queen-bee-lzebub made me read the word “clussy” with my own two eyeballs.

🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow

18 min. ago

Aww, babe forgive me? 🥺

🌕 m00nlight-h0wling Follow

18 min. ago

no <3

🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow

15 min. ago

Clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy clussy

🐺 666--vortex Follow

14 min. ago

#bee stop instigating #and loon let bee post what she wants #ists y’all fight too much

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🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow

29 min. ago

"average imp fucks a Sin 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average imp fucks 0 Sins per year. Fizzarolli Georg, who lives in Lust Ring & fucks Asmodeus over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

↯ #fizzarozzie #it’s about fuckin time #get that clussy ozz!!! #fr tho #happy for u 2 💛 #👑🐝 #irl source

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🌈 hells-disney-princess Follow

47 min. ago

Soooo @.ozzie-king-of-lust @.jest-fizzarolli

When’s the wedding?

#love wins ↯ #fizzarozzie #love you uncle ozzie!! #and you too uncle fizz!! #❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 #🥹🥰💖 #🌈 posts

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🪡 niffty-lady Follow

Feb 20, 2014

I can’t be the only demon shipping Fizzarolli and Asmodeus, can I? They’d be so cute together!!!

I’m thinking Fizzmodeus for the ship name. Or maybe Fizzarozzie? Oh that sounds muuuch better actually.

🪡 niffty-lady Follow

Apr 21, 2014

Confession time: I have a contact that helps me get tabloids from Lust into Pride.

I shipped Fizzarozzie wayyy before the tabloids started reporting on them but it’s good inspo

🪡 niffty-lady Follow

Nov 1, 2019

Ok, I know some of you are gonna think I’m crazy, but I think Fizzarozzie is ACTUALLY canon???

🪡 niffty-lady Follow

50 min. ago

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!! I knew it!!!!!!

🪡 niffty-lady Follow

50 min. ago

I told you! Didn’t I tell you?

↯ #fizzarozzie #it’s CANON!!! #I am going to write SO! MUCH! FANFICTION! #new otp unlocked!!!

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🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow

1 hr. ago

quiet quitting is cool and all… but I’m about to go out with a bang! 💥😈🎶

↯ #mammon’s clown pageant #jester’s privilege #my posts

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👓 creepz0 Follow

2 hr. ago

UNBELIEVABLE

Fuckzzarolli is such an ungrateful clown. Doesnt care about his fans AT ALL. Hes not funny anyway.

#anti-fizzarolli #fizzi critical ↯ #fizzarolli

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👯‍♀️ glitz-n-glam Follow

2 hr. ago

Got this one in the bag! Fizza-rotty doesn’t stand a chance. 😈😈

↯ #mammon’s clown pageant #klown bitch #glitz n glam #klown posting

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💥 blitz-the-o-is-silent Follow

3 hr. ago

fuck the h8rs fizz u got this

↯ #mammon’s clown pageant ↯ #fizzarolli

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📺 voxblr4k Follow

8 hr. ago

Thanks to a Deal with @.million-dollar-mammon Mammon’s Clown Pageant will be coming to Pride for the first time since 2010!

Tune in to watch live on VoxTV at 8:00 pm or stream it on Voxflix.

#and remember #if you fuckers pirate this #it’s not just my wrath you’ll be facing for breaking tos ↯ #mammon’s clown pageant #VoxTV #Voxflix #VoxTek

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9 hr. ago

Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost

#meta #fake tumblr dash

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#unreality cw #fake tumblr dash #fanby’s fuckery #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #fizzarozzie #fizzmodeus #fizzarolli helluva boss #ozzie helluva boss #asmodeus helluva boss #niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #id in alt text #suggestive

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