Mammons most recently googled questions:
- do humans like to be pet?
- How much grimm does a human make throughout their life cycle?
- how to cut out human meat from my diet.
- is it okay for a human to ingest a small amount of human meat?
- how to not leave finger prints???
- top Ways to get rich quick
- gold bag
- demon scale gold bag
- viciousace golden dragon skin bag ( 42,000 raven)
- human intelligence quiz
- what to do when your human has now developed a taste for human flesh.
- what does outer space taste like
- what to do if your human has started trying to size you up to eat you?
- what is bone apple teeth???
- sharkcoochi board???
- sharkcochi baord??
- how to spell shark coochi bord??
- charcuterie board.
- shark shaped charcuterie board.
- how to tell if your human has rabbies
- what does a rabbies bite look liek???
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Pretty privilege… no MC privilege.
Lucifer
MC can boss him around however they wish or desire.
He may have a hard exterior but deep down anything MC suggest or implies he will follow.
MC is have trouble with a certain noble? He’s already talking to Diavolo.
MC likes a certain dish for dinner? He makes it every time it’s his turn to cook.
MC is being bullied by a lower demon? That demon is never to be seen from again.
There is never a second thought when to comes to provide a happy MC.
He will spend the rest of his life devoted to MC and ensuring they are never unhappy for a second.
If anyone dare to cross the line, there will be no god or being for them to pray to.
Mammon
MC is able to pull him away from anything he might be doing.
As MC first man he will never be too busy.
You want to rant to him while he’s in the shower? He’s pulling his head out the curtain to show his listening.
You want him to open a pickle jar for you while he’s on the run from Lucifer? He’s the fastest brother for a reason.
You’re being overwhelmed at RAD? Hes making sure you get escorted home immediately, no matter the consequences for ditching.
He made a promise to you and himself that he will show you his worthy of calling himself your first man.
There is no force that can stop him proving himself, to show that his isn’t a scummy demon or a loser but your protector. Protecting your heart day by day.
Leviathan
MC can depend on him no Matter what.
He is not the most dependable brother, but that’s to be noted he knows he’s brother can handle themselves.
But even knowing MC is more then capable, he still find himself helping them out of sticky situations.
He’s your one and true friend remember?
MC missed a sale because they overslept? He stood up all night tp buy you 10 copies.
MC needs a 80% on a test to be able to go out on the weekend? He’ll hacking into the system and up your grade 100%.
MC is in a trouble for sneaking out? MC was with him all night.
He finds the need to show that he can be of use.
No matter how bad a situation may be he will take MC side.
He will show everyone that he is the greatest friend to his dear Henry.
A/n: i just got my nails done and it’s a pain to type without messing up. 😥
Pt 2 is up now!!!!!!!
Part 3 is up!!!!!!
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Imagine Mc, Barbatos, Mammon and Leviathan baking cookies in the kitchen.
Mc: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
Barbatos: no thats not how you make cookies
Mammon: FLOOR IT!!
Mc: how about 4,000,000 for one second?!?
Barbatos: YOURE GONNA BURN THE DORM DOWN-
Mc: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Levi: DO IT
Barbatos: NO--
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Lunatic
Summary: reader and Mammon go to a casino and reader accidentally eats Lunatic Pudding
Pairings: Mammon x GN!reader
Warnings: Language, insinuations of car sex, mammon having a boner, drinking, gambling
A/N: not proofread also I was gonna write smut for this but I got too lazy😭😭 so lmk if yall want the smut
* .♡ *:・゚✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆ * .♡ *:・゚✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆ * .♡ *:・゚✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆
Earlier that evening Mammon came and practically begged you to come to the casino with him. You agreed eventually. Once you got there, Mammon instantly headed for the poker table. You decided to order some drinks for you and Mammon, upon heading to the bar you see a female demon bartender look you up and down.
You ordered your drinks and the bartender asks, “interested in any Lunatic Pudding?”
You, oblivious to the effects accept her offer. She hands you two, you take yours thinking nothing of it. You then head over towards Mammon with your drinks and the pudding for him.
When you see him at the poker table you walk over to him, “Hey, Mammon, I got us some drinks I also got you this pudding.”
“Thanks, what kinda-“ when he sees the pudding in your hand, he asks, “Hey, ya didn’t eat one did ya, human?”
Mammon’s concern worried you, scared you respond, “yeah, why?”
Mammon stands up and grabs you by the arm. Drinks falling to the floor, he drags you out the casino.
“Hey, what was that about?!” You demand more than ask.
“Right now, jus’ get in tha car.” Mammon had become noticeably stiffer. Holding onto your arm tightly, he walks you over to his car. He opens the passenger door and shoves you inside, then walking around to get in the drivers seat.
“Do you want to explain what the hell is going on?” You ask, annoyed.
“Do ya know what ya jus’ ate?!” You’re startled by Mammon’s outburst.
“I think the bartender called it Lunatic Pudding or something?” You reply.
“Lunatic puddin’ makes ya irresistible to any demon for 24 hours.” Mammon rests his hand on the steering wheel and uses the other to start the cars ignition. Mammon starts to drive back to the House of Lamentation, he starts breathing considerably heavier since he first walked out the casino.
“Mammon, am I gonna be ok?” You ask confused by what exactly is happening to you.
Mammon seems shocked by your question but nonetheless puts on a brave face. “Yeah of course ya will be. Yr first man is here to look out for ya,” he responds trying to comfort you.
You shift in your seat and see his grip tighten on the steering wheel. You shift your gaze and catch sight of the growing boner in Mammon’s pants.
“Uh, mammon?” You ask, unsure.
“What, human?” He replies, agitated.
“Do you need any help with that?” You nod your head in the direction on his crotch.
Mammon doesn’t say anything, he simply finds a place to pullover. He leans back in his seat and unbuckles his seatbelt.
With an expectant look, he asks, “are ya gonna help me ‘r not?”
* .♡ *:・゚✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆ * .♡ *:・゚✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆ * .♡ *:・゚✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆*
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Random head cannon pt 2
Every once in a while Mammon will remember that M/c is a human with a human expectancy.
He will google ways humans can do to elongate their lives.
He won’t ever admit that even if you find proof of it.
He will slowing introduce things like randomly suggesting to do exercise or keeping your body and mind healthy.( watching your diet/ playing minds games)
It all happens so slowly you don’t even notice that your life style is changing.
Eventually the brothers take notice and help him too.
All of a sudden you’re waking up at 8:00 am to go on a run and eating carrots when you’re hungry?
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some mammon concepts⚜️
got sudden brainrot so...this might not even be seen but eh🤷🏽♀️
a quick outfit redesign✨
idk i was just thinking about what "Greed" actually entails and how it affects someone as caring as mammon (☹️). and how greed, money and gambling addiction can take so much from a person and cause pain and struggle in their life. especially with this idea that i rlly like, of mammon being the Virtue of Charity before they feel so...i think he definitely struggled with such a change and not being able to do much about yk.😭
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