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incorrect-obeyme · 5 days ago
Lucifer: good morning
Belphie: good morning
Levi: good morning
Satan: you all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?
Mammon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS-
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incorrect-obeyme · 3 months ago
Mammon: I won a new phone in a race.
MC: Huh? What kind of race let’s you win a phone Mammon?
Mammon: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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incorrect-obeyme · a month ago
[House of Lamentation (8)]
Mammon: Just so ya know, I can run at 200 mph!
Lucifer: More like 200mph (mistakes per hour)
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incorrect-obeyme · 3 months ago
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[Mammon and Levi having an argument]
Levi: Just take your stuff and leave
Mammon: Fine then
Mammon: [Picks up mc and walks out of the door]
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Levi: why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
Mammon: not what
Levi:
Mammon: bruh it's not loading
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Satan: my biggest pet peeve? people using big words they don't understand to act smart
Mammon: i photosynthesize with that
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incorrect-obeyme · a month ago
Satan: Levi?
Levi: Hey Satan, we’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Satan: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Levi: Not when you’re playing with Mammon, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog."
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incorrect-obeyme · 12 days ago
Mammon: HEY! just so y'know, i'm a creative person!
MC: what do you create?
Asmo: chaos
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incorrect-obeyme · 5 months ago
Doctor, holding up a spine model: This is your spine
Mammon: wtf put it back
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incorrect-obeyme · 5 months ago
[House of Lamentation (New)]
Mammon: Hey, hey, hey! Guess what I learned!
Mammon: Did ya know that the letter Z is basically sideways N?
Satan: Can you please shut up for once?
Mammon: Zo.
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Satan: Santa claus isn’t real.
Belphie: Grow up. It’s sad.
MC: Babe we’re the ones buying you presents every year-
Mammon: NO YOURE WRONG- WHY WOULD SOMEONE ELSE EAT HIS COOKIES AND MILK?
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incorrect-obeyme · 2 months ago
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*Lucifer and MC about to kiss*
Diavolo, hits the window from outside: Hey! Mammon stole a Jeep!
Mammon, pulls up outside and honks the car: Come on MC let’s go! You too Lucifer.
Diavolo:...Whoa! Hey what’s going on? Oh no no no. No you continue, just pretend I’m not here
Diavolo: *Puts one hand on his head and arm on window sill and just looks at them from outside*
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Satan: i'm heading to the library to study, are you coming?
Mammon: nah I study better at night
[at night]
Mammon, sleeping on his bed: [snores]
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incorrect-obeyme · 11 months ago
Levi: [taps the table]
Mammon: [taps back]
Lucifer: [sighs] what are they doing?
Satan: they're learning morse code
Levi: [taps furiously]
Mammon, immediately stands up: TRY SAYIN THAT TO MY FACE
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incorrect-obeyme · 2 months ago
Belphie: Nothing in life is free.
Asmo: Love is free!
Levi: Adventure (in games) are free.
Satan: Knowledge is free.
Mammon: Everything is free if ya take it without payin'!
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incorrect-obeyme · 9 months ago
Lucifer, lecturing Mammon: Diavolo will not be pleased about this Mammon. Explain.
Mammon: I ain't gonna tell ya!
Lucifer: TELL ME WHY-
Asmo, breaks down Lucifer's door: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE
Satan: TELL ME WHY
Levi: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE
Belphie: TELL ME WHY
Beel: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
Diavolo: I WANT IT THAT WAY~
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incorrect-obeyme · 8 months ago
Mammon, dribbling the basketball: MC, this for you
Mammon: [shoots and completely misses]
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incorrect-obeyme · 8 months ago
Lucifer: I consider myself as a realist.
Belphie: Actually, in philosophical terms, you're an asshole.
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incorrect-obeyme · 5 months ago
Mammon: I need a doctor's appointment
Receptionist: Sure thing sir!
Receptionist: [checks bookings] How about 10 tomorrow?
Mammon: No I don't need that many
Receptionist:
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incorrect-obeyme · 6 months ago
Mammon: all right! a water fight!
Beel: satan are you joining us?
Satan: sure i'll play
Satan: just gonna wait for the water to boil
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