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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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Obey Me Human Names <3
- thought of by us, no debate, very accurate - diavolo - damien lucifer - lewis mammon - matthew leviathan - lawrence satan - steve asmodeus - alexander beelzebub - brayden belphegor - brendon
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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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mammon oneshot pls 😩😩
Tired Dinner (Mammon Blurb)
Warm hands landed on your hips and a head buried into (h/c) hair as you swayed softly to the music coming from the small radio. Heat hit your face as you stirred and added in a dash of garlic powder to the soup; it was your night to cook dinner for the HOL after all.
Your head turned to the demon practically hanging off your shoulders.
"Tiring day?"
You laughed at the grunt that came from him.
"Dinner will be ready soon. Eat then sleep, kay?"
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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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pov: mc finds out that belphegor is hiding their toenail clippings in his pillow case
"mc left me a midnight snack.. yummy."
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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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send in more requests my little meow meows
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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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“i read this wrong” then fix it tf 🙄 you got a job to do chop chop cinderella
sowwy master uwu
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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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WHY is lucifer BLURRED OUT????? 😡😡😡😡 YOU GUYS LITERALLY HAVE NO TASTE WHATSOEVER!! probably a bunch of man-hating sjws so what if he’s a little controlling that is totally HOT. you are DISRESPECTING HIM how DARE YOU. i expect an apology with genuine REMORSE or else i swear you guys are clinically deranged.
who's lucifer
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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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y’all like obey me? but isn’t that like… incest :/
kinda freaky deaky ngl. y’all are freaky deaky.
we're into that
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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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hi this is mod mammonluvr <3 please follow us and send requests and we will answer everything to the best of our abilities! however we are evil. keep that in mind
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obeymetheofficial · 2 years
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Brother’s Least to Most Dirt Under Fingernails
Hello my little readerbugs! This is a new Obey Me headcanon blog. We are going to kick off our first post with some headcanons! Feel free to leave any asks, and I hope you enjoy!
Mods MammonLuvr and BelphieBugles <3
1. Asmodeus
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The brother with the least amount of dirt under his nails is definitely Asmo no questions asked. Asmo would not have even a dirt speckle anywhere on his body. He would use 4 different types of nail oils and files them to be perfectly symmetrical daily. Not one thing about this man is filthy or crusty.
2. Mammon
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Mammon is a perfect beautiful model, similar to Asmo but in a more carefree way. I don’t imagine him being dirty musty or crusty but I don’t think he’s very high maintenance about his appearance. His beauty is more of a natural one. You would definitely not have to worry about washing your hands after coming into contact with Mammon.
3. Satan
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In third place is Satan! Satan’s nails are definitely not dirty but I don’t think they are as clean and good looking as Asmo’s and Mammon’s. Satan’s form of nail care would be running a mechanical pencil under his nails to get the dirt out. He would also lick his fingies clean while flipping pages. 
4. Belphegor
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Belphie is an interesting case. Although I don’t think there would be a lot of dirt or grime since he is always asleep, I think that this man is definitely a very sweaty sleeper and as evidenced in the gif above, a drooler as well. I also don’t think his bedsheets are clean and likely have a lot of sweat buildup with a yellow tint. For these reasons I am putting Belphie slightly below average in terms of how clean his nails are.
5. Beelzebub
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Beel is always eating and never cares much about how messy it is or the way he eats. In multiple cards, we see Beel eating foods with such vigor that there is crumbs around his mouth. I believe there is definitely a lot of food buildup from the times he has grabbed his food forcefully (ex: this image). Specifically, I sense a lot of old sauce residue and Cheeto dust. I believe if you shook hands with Beel, there would definitely be a little snack for you to munch on after the fact. As far as nair length and texture, I think his nails would likely be constantly greasy. He definitely has leftovers in his nail chipping holes. Also, Beelzebub is a ginger.
6. Leviathan
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I am placing Leviathan at the bottom of this list for one reason alone: he is what is known as a ‘gamer’. Levi spends a lot, if not most of his time watching anime or playing video games. Gaming is a strenuous activity that often leads to clammy or greasy hands. Since Levi does spend so much of his time consuming media, I doubt that he showers and probably has a fragrant walk-by odor. Because of his gaming addiction and his confirmed stinkiness, I think putting Leviathan as having the most dirty nails is the right thing to do. Leviathan toenails are likely very jagged and claw-like. I think the only form of nail maintenance he does is trimming them so get can press the buttons on his controller better.
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