#man do they give good kiss

[shakingparadigm]

Guardian Urak after ROUND 6 (his fuckass pet that he barely invested in beat another guy's overly-invested in pet)

#he dressed till in the most basic emo outfit and tossed him into the ring yelling SING BOY #yes he dgaf about the kiss. whatever it takes ig #this man literally keeps winning while doing the bare minimum #just because till is talented and is batshit crazy enough to put on a show even without fancy shit #/crazy shit keeps happening to till #guardian urak when till killed freddie: ayoooo #guardian urak when ivan kissed till: AYOOOOOOOOO #all he does is chain up till and toss him around and not give him anything good to the point where his clothes are the most casual ones #and till still comes out the winner somehow i bet that nasty fucker is laughing so hard watching shit go down #Guardian urak during an interview: yeah that shit was crazy. rip ivan. or whatever. thanks for doing that *waving around medal* #alnst #alien stage #alien stage till #guardian urak

[martianbugsbunny]

Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye

#idk man I've had you give love a bad name on loop in my scant few braincells all day #not saying either of them do #but c'mon #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #Anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable divorce #ineffable kiss #bon jovi #you give love a bad name #martianbugsbunny ships

[adhd-merlin]

celebrated the 15th premiere anniversary by watching a collection of best arwen scene on youtube. what about you

#they are everything!!! get out of my face #that commenter that wrote “I know it's creepy but I love how he's in the corner waiting for her” #(when he went to her house to apologise after vivian) #no bestie you're right 😭😭😭 #I can't decide what's my favourite arwen kiss they're all so good #I have a soft spot for the one in The Eye of the Phoenix #when arthur gives gwen just a peck on the lips and then strides away without looking back #and she gapes at him #it's got such massive Man Walks Away From Explosion energy #do you get me #arwen #merlin

[axlrosebaby]

i wanna sit on his lap while his hands are over mine and he teaches me how to play piano like i haven’t been playing for years.

#ana’s photos #axl rose #guns n roses #hard rock #duff mckagan #izzy stradlin #slash #steven adler #like pls baby #i want you tell me i’m doing good #and then give me kisses when i press the right note #this also applies to old man axl

[welcometoteyvat]

jing yuan and yanqing are giving zhongli and xiao if the latter’s canon relationship was Actually fanon’s made up father figure/adopted child dynamic

#idkkkkkkkkkkkkk who looks at zx and is like 'you know what. this is a healthy parent child relationship' #like girl by fitting them into father son boxes you are actively making their relationship imbalance Worse #if you do that and dont shy away from it i respect that but if you say dad/son makes their relationship more wholesome or whatever like WHY #now i wont deny shippers might do that too but i see the dad son version so much i think im just averse to it by default #also because i think father son makes people actively Try to make their relationship something that its not and it erases a bunch of subtlet #subtleties in it. it's the nuanced r/ship -> entirely unproblematic and flavorless r/ship that i hate #also the number of people who'll block if you ship zx. like damn thats crazy you guys really think theyre father son (fake)??? #at their peak they're like. 4000 year old guys who have too much history and repression and some weird entanglement of 'nah im bothering him #too much' and 'gotta protect him w my life' complexes. and then this devolves into theyre never gonna kiss until 3000 more years have passed #listen they just Contain Multitudes idc if you dont ship it just dont make it into dad and son and we will be so gucci #jing.yuan and yanqing are like different i think mostly bc yanqing is actually like a minor and jing yuan is also a normal ish person #plus the light cone and the abouts?? yeah this is an actual like adopted parent/child thing #also good or bad news i caved and am now playing hsr. the plan is to pull yanqing and then go on infinite hiatus in the game 👍 #JWKFLJWEK i dont think theres really any draws for me besides him. personally neutral on turn based combat and the open world isn't giving #the only saving grace i have rn is 1) ive gotten to the part where bron.seele is real and man theyre gay 2) trailblazer trio 3) tall female #mc 4) everyone has way better emoting abilities than genshin 5) su.shang's really cute <3 #the story doesnt really interest me though its like cool but not mindgrippingly interesting #tbf i think genshin is the same way storyline wise (at the beginning) but the difference is that turn based combat isnt really my thing LMAO #ramblings! #zhongxiao #if you want to filter it out ??

[slimslamflimflam]

“think of the children!” no. you aren’t. the people in power couldn’t give two shits about the children. the people in power look away when it comes to genuine concerns about children the second it impedes upon their lifestyle, their beliefs.

and you know what it is that bothers them so? children wanting safety. children not wanting to live in fear of being murdered. children who want to be loved and accepted for who they are. children who are raised to be those kids you hear others complain about on social media because nobody was there to teach them better. they don’t know better because they quite literally can’t.

oh but it’s for the kids, right? protect the kids, right? turn a blind eye to death and discrimination and neglect, right? that’s how we’ll protect them, right?

#i’ve been stewing on this for so fucking long it is exhausting the state of this stupid fucking piece of shit government and how much worse #it gets day by day. i am so sick of people with superficial titles shoving religion into places it shouldn’t be INSISTING they are #protecting what matters and yet in the face of such examples they couldn’t care less. i am tired of people like them using these moral #arguments as a GUISE to enact whatever they want just because they’re upset over some tiny thing. #no one could give two fucks you saw two men kissing on the internet and got personally offended. no one could give a singular #flying FUCK you’re upset people want to ban things that harm so much more than they do good. if you’re going to be such a genuine #piece of shit awful person do it without a safety net. fucking cowards and snakes. #jesus christ man. sorry for the tangent but this kind of shit never fails to irritate me.

[seithr]

Randomly remembered the half-reason i call my oc-verse by the name it has while laying in bed. One-half of the reason i still knew, but I had forgotten what had truly, really cemented it jointly until now

(it was a song from my favourite band I haven't listened to in a while.)

(the song fit so well at the time, still does, that i needed to hold onto it for the main protagonists forever, by partially naming their story in reference.)

Does this explanation make any sense? Does anyone know why I'm tearing up remembering this. Aahh

#(I'm emotional because I've been feeling bad about it all lately. enjoying things I make I mean—art or ocs or frivilous things.) #(So remembering that song and when it came out. That I couldn't see them in person. But i held onto it my own way. As something I loved) #(Something I still do love a lot... Parts of me saying no—you don't hate it. No. I'll help you remember more. I'm a little misty about it.) #The song is just The Killers - Run For Cover. I couldn't see them in person all those years ago—family went without me. #All my new oc rework with Zin and Hunter and Caia were like a year old or so. #It's a little silly. But the character Zin's derived from was a lightning mage so I stuck to it—I like monhun's zinogre for what its worth #So there's recurring theme and imagery. Thunder's not lightning but the sound and the feeling after the flash the flame and strike. #There's that meaningful thought—the story is the aftermath of a big tragedy. It matches what I like in monsters and other chars. #And at that time—my favourite band I missed out on puts out a really good song I download everywhere and it goes like: #He motioned me to the sky/ I heard heaven and thunder cry/ Run for cover/ Run while you can baby don't look back/ You gotta run for cover #And it goes on of course. The rest of the song's still really good. There's more that fits but point is; More evocative imagery. #So there. Why my bundle of OCs—Zinadia Hunter and Caia's story—is called Thunder 20XX. minus the 20XX. That's tongue-in-cheek #About some day I'll manage to make something tangeable or broadly shareable with them. I guarentee this century! #Thunder... oh my darling Thunder. Eight years man. More than that if I really want to count pre-rework INTO the complete original work. but #I like that it's definably 8. I like that I remembered I've always loved them a lot. Always been my thing to lean on even by name... #I need to get to sleep. Ive gotten a little more emotional over one song than I'd rather regularly be. Give it a listen maybe? Goodnight #Armour clanking #I need an oc tag #What have you gathered to report to your progenitors?🎶Are your excuses any better than your senator's🎶He held a conference #and his wife was standing by his side🎶He did her dirty but no-one died🎶 #I saw Sonny Liston on the street last-night black-fisted and strong singing🎶Redemption song🎶 #He motioned me to the sky🎶I heard heaven and thunder cry🎶RUN FOR COVER #What are you waiting for—a kiss or an apology?🎶You think by now you'd have an A in toxicology🎶 #It's hard to pack the car when all you do is shame us🎶Even harder when the dirtbag's famous🎶 #I saw my mother on the street last night all pretty and strong singin🎶The road is long🎶 #I said 'Mama I know you tried!'🎶But she fell on her knees and cried🎶RUN FOR COVER #Just run for cover - you've got nothin left to lose...

[soursherbat]

ill be honest I always underestimate how big springtrap would definitely be and im already a very small man so I feel like if I was put next to him I'd just look like this

#g.txt #i do love a good height difference tho #im only 5'4“ this man would TOWER over me fr #kicks my feet and giggles abt the idea of him picking me up to give me a lil kiss #lifting me into the air for a big ol hug

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ugh my heart 💔 I got the basically unavoidable Astarion confession scene and he was so genuinely grateful 🥺 how could I turn him down or just be friends? 😩😭

(Wtf am I gonna do about Gale, I was supposed to romance him instead lol)

I'm a dirty save scummer tho and reloaded to see everything he says (i'm obsessed and need to understand how he thinks) but WE NEED TO TALK about some of the awful ways you can navigate that convo, wtf Larian lol

#bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dont hug him or make him sleep with you right after that wtf!!! #what kind of awful oc...!! lol #the hug isn't as bad ofc but like... come on. we were just discussing body autonomy?? lol #and consent! he deserves a hug but he's not Karlach who said multiple times she wants one #give the man some space and let him choose!! #Astarion #ugh this ship is gonna be so good i can already tell #i couldn't even watch the sex scene if you go that route - truly gave me the ick #but i'll watch it later after i get there naturally to better understand him & see all potential reactions lol #i do love that you can ask to kiss him when you're locked in - like yes girl work on that consent together 👏 #ugh i am in too deep in Astarion hell #but i love it

[samiferboy]

i am not immune to the idea of s1-2 samifer

#avery.txt #young sam being so desperate and confused and distraught bc he thought he could escape this life but no. he couldn't #and here's this easy calm confident man who tells him it'll be alright bc he's strong and capable #sam keeps having nightmares but sometimes this man shows up and pushes them away and makes him feel at peace #not to be all freudian abt it but he never had this support from his father & now there's this handsome man encouraging and accepting him #so he feels Something. and it's fine because it's just this recurring dream right? #but then he finally is able to ask this dream man what/who he is and. he says he's an angel. who's been watching over sam since he was born #(this is a scenario where lucifer gets out of the cage 4 seasons early ig) #and sam finally feels SEEN. he finally feels like his faith has been worth it. #he throws caution to the wind. grabs his angel and kisses him. tells him he wants him even tho he knows its wrong. #and his angel is kinda taken aback. this was NOT where he saw this going/where he was trying to steer it. he didn't think sam would do THAT. #but he gives sam what he wants and oh. it's GOOD. sam dreams that he shows his angel all the love his angel has given him. #idk where this goes/what the endgame would be here but. i love young sam still grieving jess and searching for his dad or grieving for him #*being swept up by someone who gives him what he needs and cares about him unconditionally #and doesnt care that he ran away. that he doesnt obey. that he doesnt fit the mold. someone who loves these things about him. #i love them so much in every possible way <3 con or noncon <3 varying lvls of fucked up <3 love all of it

[hecksupremechips]

Idk man I just need to hold hands with Kai Satou and I’ll be good

#yttd #he needs kisses yeah #ive just been watching his fondness events from your time to shine and theyre kinda making me feel things like damn i didnt expect #them to be as good as they are i guess it really shows how good these characters are man 😩 #the nao ones really got to me cuz she calls him silly and kind and hes like 🥺🍳 just like absolutely clueless what to do with himself #he doesnt know how to socialize or receive compliments hes so unused to that shit #its like dammit give this man some kisses right the fuck now 👺👺👺 #then idk he just has a really stupid sense of humor and chases reko around to tell her ghost stories cuz he likes them #and because he likes to be a menace #he accidentally becomes kannas mom and he wears a bucket in his head to match her #idk like i already liked him a lot when i initially played the game and then like recently introduced a friend to it #and she LOVED kai which was unsurprising to me lol and i was just like. yeah actually kai fuckin rules #and his past story made me feral and then yeah i discovered these fondness events and im like #okay so yeah hes the best character #or at least my second favorite character i still gotta keep shin on his pedestal #aaaaghhh its really hard deciding my favorite characters in this game theyre all so good like even the characters im not crazy about #are still really fucking good and yeah just like everyone feels important and well developed its very good #anyways i have such a type for pretty boys with big autism who were raised to be assassins but now theyre house husbands

[yuridovewing]

Shounen protag Firestar is awesome and cool and I love those types of designs, especially with the fire motif lending well to anime hair, but I know when I get to him, I want to make him look kind of like a geek? At least when he's Firepaw/Fireheart. I always saw him as the type that, while gullible and easy to persuade, is always questioning things and seeking out knowledge. He wants to learn each and every type of clan job there is, and he's all too willing to sniff around when Tigerclaw is acting suspicious. He's definitely an action guy, but he uses his head a lot and takes special care when making tough decisions, something that he honed when he became deputy.

So in my hypo-rewrite au, I wanna lean into this a bit. He joins the clan ready to stuff his brain with every bit of clan culture, their festivities, their training, their contruction, their meals, their practices, and he even becomes a bit of a medic assistant, spending a lot of time with Spottedleaf in the medic's den (NOT romantically like in canon, I wanna retool Spotty as well, but she's a mentor figure the same way Bluestar and Yellowfang are). He's ambitious, he is that guy who is striving for that 4.0 GPA, he wants to prove himself and be in every single type of patrol. And this combined with his knowledge from when he was a kittypet, makes it easier for him to note when things don't line up, and when that happens, he's shoving his nose in it.

But he's book smart, but not street smart. When he goes into a conversation unprepared, he can be tricked pretty easily with "Um, Tigerclaw was obviously at the border with brokenstar's lackeys cause he was telling em off, DUH." Because he still wants to see the best in people despite that- and that can be a double edged sword. So while he's a little detective, yeah he needs the help sometimes. He's also not great with thinking on the spot, he needs a lot of time to ponder what action he's going to take on sniffing out evidence for his case. He doesn't really hone this until he's deputy.

#i reread into the wild and the first bit of fire and ice recently and tbh i dont quite think that holds up in canon #firepaw just accepts a lot of what hes told without too much question #which mayyybe could lend to him not being street smart but idk #i do like how in canon he's willing to break the code and go against bluestar for the greater good #he will break boundaries if he thinks any good will come of it #and i hate how post tpb they get rid of that quality :/ man #also another reason why hawkleaf au wont be canon to my rewrite is that i wanna keep him bending the rules #and in leadership he doesnt fall to pressure as easily; hardened by his deputyship #so if the other clans were like ''EXILE UR GRANDKIDS!!!!'' he'd go ''lmao kiss my ass'' #he did it when starclan was preaching that ''skyclan disbanding and getting exiled was Good Actually'' and he'd do it here #so itll probably be out of character for him to be pressured into going through with that #when leafpaw gives prey to riverclan he does still scold her in public but when no ones looking and theyre in his den #hes basically like ''cmon kid lets go get ice cream'' and they gotta hide that from their clanmates #he lets so much shit slide tbh even with other clanmates who do ''wrong things'' for the right reasons

[viaetor]

im begging on my knees for people to invite aether on a date and/or ask him for physical comfort, im BEGGING

#sorry i havent been around !! ill reply to the asks in my inbox throughout this week #but also please. #please im begging u #hes such a good date; he can show ur muse around secret spots #also hes so casual with touches and so caring too #do u want a guy to cook for u? aether is ur man #do u want a guy to play with ur hair? aether is ur guy #do u want a guy to fight and protect u? aether #do u want a guy to give ur muse a crisis??? aether!!! #he knows how to speak 83929 languages he can fight he can sing he can cook hes good with kids #hes so full of love !!!!! #let him take care of ur muse when theyre sick or sleep deprived #let him give them a hug and a goodnight kiss on the forehead #thanks im dying #❛ㅤ𓆩✦𓆪ㅤ:ㅤwishlist﹔ㅤㅤ/ㅤㅤdesires of the astros.

[ambigrueity]

utter brainrot for this guy

#as always ill put my simpery in the tags #but tell me what i gotta do #what do i gotta do disney? #im talking to the mouse in my walls #what exactly do i have to do #to give this man more in game content #bc u cannot draw him this hot in the art book #and then give him 0 content #being a trey simp is hard #all we get is r cards #and no i dont wanna hear about vargas camp #me and my homies hate vargas camp #he looks good in a beanie tho #additionally if you could tell me how to enter twst #so i can find this man and kiss him #that would be great #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst trey #trey clover #exposing myself as a trey simp #hi trey~

[kateis-cakeis]

Every day since watching Episode 6 has been thinks about the kiss thinks about the kiss thinks about the kiss thinks about this kiss

thinks about the music, the line deliveries, the way it all hurts, the shaky breaths, the quivering lips, the setting of expressions as realisation dawns, the kiss, the kiss, the kiss

#good omens #good omens 2 #i know no one from this fandom can but can someone please come and save me :P #ineffable husbands #man what a pair what a scene what a moment #oh my god it's just so beautifully heartbreaking and it gives me so much inspiration for future writing ideas #It's just everything to me it's perfect it's messy it hurts oh god it hurts *them* #and yet it forced so much emotion onto me that during the kiss i was expressionless completely blank #and as soon as the credits rolled i was like haha wtf wtf wtf wtf #and proceeded to rant loudly and just get it all out because aaaaah screams #it's just an amazing like moment for a show - the way it just ends like that entirely focused on them entirely dedicated to their breakup #so yeah thinks about the kiss because ive been watching that kiss and staring like oh my god #god like the way Crowley grips and clings - the way Aziraphale doesn't know what to do with his hands but does eventually press them agains #Crowley's back and they shake but he does it and he presses in before flailing again and aaaah there's so much emotion there #so much! heartbreak! aaaaaaaaah

[lisbonsteresa]

oh concrete stoop we’re really in it now

#yelling and screaming this is so PERFECT to me #tm #he's dying on the inside but he's trying so so hard to be supportive because he just wants her to be HAPPY #(even if he can't figure out how to say he wants her to be happy with him) #and she is SO -- #(gorgeous she looks so pretty teresa lisbon just give me a chance) #she's so thrown?? the way her face falls a little before she says goodnight and then she tilts her chin up to kind of save face #and then HER face as she walks away because he's just NOT taking the bait #it usually takes just the slightest hint of a date - hell; that another man is interested - and he's (jealous) got SOMETHING to say #and she was clearly expecting it - the don't start and the cloth napkins and the hint of a smile with both - she's expecting SOME banter #SOME comment and he just....doesn't give it to her #the whole episode honestly; he's been keeping his thoughts/hurt feelings to himself and she's been waiting for him to say something #that's what they do; how they've worked for so long and now something's off kilter to her while he's trying to do what he thinks is best #(you think you know what's good for my life--) #and now she's worried and he's sad and i have to admit i'm having a great time #(do you think she's going to start questioning if he still has feelings for her? do you think they're going to have a big blowup #once he does something kind of petty after trying to play it cool for so long DO YOU THINK THEY'LL HAVE A BIG DRAMATIC CONFESSION SCENE #the you in question is the 4 people who read my 876 tags i'm kissing you all on the forehead thank you for bearing with me)