#man im fucking pissed

[phantomrose96]

The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.

And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.

#barbie #barbie movie #also if the genders were reversed and Ken's character was a woman everyone would fucking _hate_ her im just saying #'petty bratty bitchy girlfriend wants to steal everything her boyfriend owns because she learned about feminism' #everyone would HATE her #but because Ken's a man everyones pissing frothing review is about how shittily he was treated and how shitty the men are treated blah blah #(I fucking loved Ken in the movie but I'm saying this with confidence: Everyone would hate female!Ken if this was reversed)

[harasharaved]

The fact that Judaism is trending because of both the wave of bomb threats on synagogues and Bradley Cooper's Antisemitism Adventure (his huge fake prosthetic nose, and him basically stealing the story from a Jewish man) is so infuriating and so exhaustingly typical.

The fact that I see Judaism trending on Tumblr and immediately think "oh no. Something Bad is happening to us." We're never trending cause it's fucking good. I never get to be excited, it's just cold dread.

The fact that Antisemitism is getting worse everyday and the only ones who ever talk about it are other Jews. The fact that no one else fucking cares. The only ones who support us are other Jews. Even when gentiles talk about Nazis or white supremacists they don't want to help us. We're just their prop, the canary in the coal mine and the perfect victim.

The fact that everyone's uncomfortable with Jews still being here. Reminding them of things they'd rather forget.

The fact that it'd be easier for them if we were all dead. Then they could tell stories about our people, dressed in offensive caricatures, without us making a fuss.

#im so fucking pissed right now #jew tag #judaism #jumblr #when will we be able to catch a fucking break man #i keep thinking about dara horn man #she said it best #a hundred times #Sarah's bullshit #I'll probably delete this later i just AUGH #g-d im angry i just wanted to rant #me and every jewish person ever who went to hebrew school or shul or anything #we have armed security guards as some flimsy protection so we dont get hate crimed #so no one comes in and shoots our kids #by the way. its not normal. its been all ive ever known though #g-d forbid one of those bomb threats is real will gentiles slap on a fake nose and make a movie about it twenty years later

[toastywindow]

gotta make a separate post for this cause i saw this post that mentioned that if the sires are killed their OG bodies catches up to how long theyve been alive thats why they die instantly; and the fact that nandor knows that guillermo's body is gonna age for a month??? means that he might've knew or probably had an inkling that guillermo changed to a half vampire this WHOLE FUCKIGN TIME. A MONTH??? A M O N T H? NANDOR, IM IN YOUR WALLS

#andre talks #wwdits #wwdits season 5 #wwdits spoilers #wwdits s5 #wwdits fx #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandor x guillermo #wwdits nandor #nandermo #wwdits nandermo #this is making me piss shit and cry man #whoever wrote this eepisode you gotta make it more painful in the next season please kjfhgkjfg #im in fucking pain #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows fx

[ladyofthelake]

I need to cleanse my brain after seeing such terrible takes on Arthur

People genuinely think at the core of their being and his that he is just an asshole who doesn't think Merlin is brave

(yet 5 minutes later drops everything because he has a dream or vision or whatever he thinks it was of Merlin and trusts him implicity to change their tactics at Camlann)

Like FOR THE LOVE OF CAMELOT I beg ya not to just get on the arthurs an ass train

YES he can be an ass and a prat but he is so much more so fucking much more than that and he loves Merlin to death (not even talking shipping here)

and if you can't see that and take his snarky or rude or hurtful things as gospel whilst being blind to the fact he was hurt when he said it AND DIDN'T FUCKING MEAN IT then there is no hope for you

#merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #fuck Im so pissed off now lmaoo #one of my faves scenes and all they can say is BuT hE wAs So RuDeaFTeRwradS #BITCH DID HE STUTTER???!! #HE SAID MERLIN WAS THE BRAVEST MAN HE EVER MET #AND HE MEANT IT #FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF WITH YOUR TERRIBLE TAKE

[dotted-clouds]

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#txt.post #commission post #man #context is that dumbass school shit occured where a class was on indefinite wait-list #my financial aid is strict on my student education plan and since it never happened they canceled my pell grant #now i owe $925 because of one fucking class. im pissed #I'm calling later to resolve this but truth be told this is an emergency just in case it doesn't go smoothly due to lacking funds #I don't have money to repay this im sorry for this #long tags sorry

[iamyourdensityy]

STOP REDUCING PAVITR'S CHARACTER TO FUCKING CHAI HE'S LITERALLY SPIDERMAN

#GODDAMN #LITERALLY FUCKING STOP #LIKE WTF IS CHAIPUNK #BITCH?? #DONT FUCKING PISS ME OFF #pavitr prabhakar #im so fucking sick of this shit #yall dont deserve him #like genuinely fuck off #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderman india

[archerdork]

spoilers for ofmd s2e8 - a discussion of the decision to do That to You Know Who

i guess my biggest issue is that you should have seen the end coming because it makes sense narratively, so in a way you did see it coming, but the show has spent two seasons subverting expectations and chucking logic out the window, so in the context of the universe they've created it fucking doesn't make sense.

I know it narratively makes sense to tie Izzy's arc off like this, but this show has gone to great fucking lenghts to show it doesn't give a toss about sense or how you're supposed to tell a story. The plot armour has been so thick for two seasons it's genuinely ridiculous, but that's the show and now this is the audience it's amassed. You think I've spent all this time watching these idiots strut around an ocean the size of a bathtub powered by nothing but spite and a gaydar because I value logic above all else? You think I like the show despite it's narrative insanities, not because of it?

Spending a season on Izzy's emotional and mental journey only to kill him off in the end does makes a certain literary sense. Him dying surrounded by the family he finally accepted and who accepted him in turn makes literary sense. His death allowing Ed to let go of the last of Blackbeard makes literary sense.

In the real world.

But we've spent two seasons in Pirate Muppet Land, with it's bathtub size ocean where everyone can find anyone, where wounds heal the moment they're patched up, where crocs and paparazzis paperazzis exists in 18th century. I'm not here for realism, I'm here for the insanity. I'm here for the workplace romcom where this community of queer idiots can laugh and cry and have their drama and, yes, a boatload (ha) of angst but it's fine because it is about them, the plot only there to further their personal journeys no matter how unrealistic that plot turns out to be. They created Something, something new and different and hopeful, and then made a single decision that went against everything they'd built so far because? Logic? I genuinely don't know.

Ultimately I'm happy with this season. I had so much goddamn fun. I enjoyed the ending, though for the personal journeys it concluded rather than story it actually told. This season was way too rushed, for which I assume we should largly blame HBO. The cast and crew did what they could with what they had.

Still though.

I said at some point during this season that I "genuinely can’t see a scenario where they kill off any of the crew, it’s just not that kind of show". Turns out it decided to be that kind of show, with the worst decision they could make. Killing off Izzy does make literary sense. Which, in context of the show so far, makes it goddamn unrealistic.

It's not a good plot twist to pull the rug from out under the audience if the rug is actually a carpet floor you've spent the whole season nailing down.

#ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #spoilers #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #not taking any fucking chances i'd hate if this was spoiled for me #all this is not even mentioning the fact they killed a queer disabled man #who was just starting to embrace himself and his identity for the first time in his #a subject I feel other people have articulated far better than I ever could #so I'll leave this particular subject to them #in conclusion #im happy pissed off a little sad and grateful for what they're trying to do even if they dropped the ball a little #IN MY OPINION feel free to give fuck all about all this im just rambling #shut up jonna

[blueskittlesart]

i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.

literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving

#yeah botw zelda fanart is always like. woe. skinny girl be upon ye #and people on instagram get SOOOO pissed about the way i draw her its so funny. the comments are always so formulaic #like its always 'uhmmm im skinny and ur taking away MY representation my body type is beautiful too!!' #or 'um i just dont think you should be promoting an unhealthy body type' SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #OR if its a man theyll be like 'um you made her look fat :/' like its an insult. like yeah babe that was on purpose. lmfao #and its not like i dont notice that people ONLY EVER get pissed about how i stylize ZELDA'S body. because i change link's body type too. #but i make HIM noticably SKINNIER. like gee i wonder why we have a problem with one of these but not the other one guys. lmao #anyway. im glad tumblr has so many fat zelda appreciators because things are fucking bleak on instagram lmao #and i do also occasionally get jumpscared by skinny zelda. like i KNOW she looks like that but also She Would Not Fucking Look Like That #asks

[mostlymaudlin]

one of my favorite things about carry on fandom (at least as it has existed since i joined in 2021) is that no one gets hung up on like... writing expertise or fics being "out of character." this is especially impressive because there is SO MUCH character analysis that goes on in this fandom, and yet it never translates to dunking on interpretations of characters that ppl disagree with. there's just genuine joy over the face that people are out here writing and sharing and putting their own twists on stories.

in general, everyone is just so encouraging abt art, and that's such a wonderful environment for people who are new to writing/sharing their writing. and for people who are not new but still feel nervous about putting themselves out there. it's really special! i think it's similar for visual art too

#i know i dont write much snowbaz anymore but i genuinely think that #fanfic (and fiction writing in general) probably wouldnt be such a big part of my life if not for #how enjoyable is was to write for carry on fandom. #i learned so fucking much about writing and about why *i* enjoyed writing #because i just felt so safe putting stuff out there and doing the ugly parts of learning #without fear that i was gonna piss someone off or get dragged or criticized or something LOL #idk man im just in my feelings abt this rn #quiet lil shoutout to kris and pal and aralias and all the other people who go the extra mile to rly influence this into the #comfortable space it is. like these vibes are not accidental

[small-spark-of-light]

heres a piece for my recent fanfic "What happened to you in space?"

#incredibox #incredibox fanart #evadare #rafe #hes fucking Slumped #man witnessed the horrors and passed out because of it #this took me a LOT longer than it shouldve #cause i was struggling with the perspective on rafe ;-; #got pissed and gave up and did an entire different perspective(its colored and shaded partially too) #and then finished this one #normally this wouldve taken me 4-5 hours over the span of 2 days #it took MUCH LONGER QAQ #im still proud of it tho!!! #sparks creations

[ao3screenshotss]

today i asked my teacher for help with one of my essays it was basically

me: can you please help me with my essay? i have some examples but i don’t have the overarching idea

teacher: okay so explain it

me: *explains my examples*

teacher: so, what’s the idea you could use to talk about those examples?

me: that’s what i was asking you for

#man is not helpful #if you’re going to judge my essays at least help me get better #‘ideas and values and issues’ bullshit fucking help me create some #i won’t rant too much but goddamn if he doesn’t piss me off #me :) #JUST SAY IM NOT SURE #FUCKING HELL

[theiyah]

i just noticed there are different body types for women in bg3 (though the only fat female characters I've met yet have been portrayed as evil so that definitely something to talk about) We have big tough muscular woman, super skinny lean muscle, and more skinny women. But thats not what I've come to complain about because at least there is SOME variation in body types.

The bigger problem is that male body diversity isnt really there? Again: there are fat male bodies but they are portrayed as monstrous or evil again.

Anyway my point is: Gale is a weak man who barely moves a finger. So if anything he'd at least have a little bit of a belly. It makes sense for Wyll to have abs, and Astarion maybe if you squint real hard. But Gale? no.

The message here is stop giving everyone abs they are hard and not comfortable to lay on and also highly unachievable for a great portion of female bodies, and hard to maintain for male bodies aswell. I've seen a bunch of people naked in my life, women, non-binary people, men. Most people who you'd expect to have abs, because they train a lot, don't have abs because they eat a bunch of food to maintain their physical strength and build on it. People who are actually strong just dont really have abs that often.

#bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #wyll #astarion #anyway im just fucking pissed they didnt give at least Halsin the strong man bodytype #pure evil #give me body diversity #PLEASE

[queen0fm0nsterz]

WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL

UPDATE: WE FOUND HIM

#CUPHEAD #CUPHEAD DLC #cuphead don't deal with the devil #chef saltbaker #IM PISSING MYSELF STOPPOPP THE DILF DESCRIPTION ACTUALLY TOOK ME OUT #IM LITERALLY ORBITING #AAIJHAURJSKDJSKD HELP ME I CANT BREATHEEEEE #THIS HAPLENED LAST YEAR WUTH THE THIN MAN AND NOW WITH SALTBAKER #IM GONNA FUCKING EXPLOE

[sttoru]

just came back on here to say that i wanna piss satoru off so bad that he looks down at me like this while im on my knees . . kay bye

#sttoru chats. #want him to fuck me so bad ! like imagine him staring down at u like that whilst u go down on him after pissing him tf off #and u got to have done smth so bad to piss that man off #a dream #ANYWAYS BYE #im gonna respond to replies and asks when i get back on here #jjk spoilers

[that-one-little-soybean]

hbh season two spider has me folding I cant lie (its so bad oml but I have a soft spot for tall blonde guys) (and guys who are only emotional with like one specific person) (and like, hes trying to be better…and the there is no excuse for his behaviour but from the interaction with his mum can def see the explanation…)

#I promise I hated him season 1 and he still pissed me off both of season 2 but... #if a man looked at me the way he looked at missy when she was putting moisturiser on him #im on the FLOOR #im folding immediately like a piece of fucking paper #im sorry okay #hbh #hbh s2 #hbh spoilers #heartbreak high season 2 #hbh spider #spencer white

[pissfaggit]

#i have to piss so fucking bad can you guys wait for me to piss before i upload this #okay im back #deep space nine #star trek #ds9 damar #ds9 kira #kira nerys #ds9 garak #sir i protest i am not a merry man