#man is nothing but cake

[itsdefinitely]

big fan of when people draw him getting held like a hamster

#honestly i think he would endure any way golbetty wanted to hold him #yes even the leg one #id in alt text #simon petrikov #golbetty #fionna and cake #adventure time #adventure time spoilers #definitely art #this isnt.... technically f&c spoilers #since nothing has happened yet #right? #man... i just realized #i barely ever draw him smiling #or like. genuinely happy #sigh..

[stilitrash]

Fionna was so damn h0rny in this episode and I completely support her <3

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #cake the cat #winter king #the winter king #simoncest #tw sui joke #same simon SAME #I love how much they are doing their best to make simon look EVEN MORE PATHETIC WITH EACH NEW EPISODE #I just wanna give him a hug #when he says 'man I suck...' it broke my heart #but I also felt it very deeply I feel the same lol #I FUKCING LOVE TUMBLRSEXYMAN SIMON OMG #HE DID NOTHING WRONG #candy queen also did nothing wrong I would want to put simon in a blender too <3 #EPISODE 6 MADE ME INSANE #tw suicide mention #tw suicide #I'm recovering from a REALLY serious depressive episode so being able to joke about sui feels kinda cathartic... #but I still feel a bit weird about it #BUT that joke was too funny in my head to pass lol

[chiiroptereh]

If I lay here ... would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I was sad one night and wanted to watch something fun and colorful, so I tried Fionna and Cake and really liked it! Adopting Prismo as my surrogate blorbo he is such a pal (everyone's pal, for that matter)

I've been enjoying getting to explore some new fics, which is what this was inspired by (primarily this one), and then it went kinda off-the-rails and got experimental hahaha but that's okay, I was having fun!

#digital art #fan art #adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #more or less #could be platonic if you want! #man i couldn't really get into adventure time #nothing wrong with it just not for me (the love and creativity is amazing tho i have tons of respect for it) #i liked f&c's more matured and serialized approach a lot more #so i just watched every AT episode with prismo lmfao #he's the first choice for my dream blunt rotation tbh #also trapped in a cube (apartment) doing nothing but writing fanfics and not taking care of my body while grieving unhealthily so #he's just like me fr #excited for season 2!

[faerie-fang]

guys i think somethings wrong with simon………..

#ouwagghhhhhh #he’s so haunted he’s so doomed he’s so cradled by the sweet embrace of madness <4 #when i started this i only watched the first 2 eps i love that he’s in a very ‘nothing left to lose’ place now like yes go old man go!! #we’re so back babeyyyyy #simon petrikov #ice king #adventure time #fionna and cake #my art #kelp

[bluebellthesponge]

watching fionna and cake and i decided to quickly make this for some reason 🙏

#nothing fancy or special or amazing #i just been listening to this song a lot recently so why not ig idk man #adventure time #fionna and cake #video #simon petrikov #betty grof

[anonymouscreampuff]

if you don't think they can still work, that honestly sounds like a you problem

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #finn mertens #marceline abadeer #//honestly i just wanted to doodle golbetty who kills my eyes #and then whoops she has hair now. #alongside;;; other design changes #maybe she's like this bc of some kinda wish #like lets just pretend wishes worked mkay? mkay #or maybe this is basically like a mini copy to keep around simon who knows at this point #i did not plan that far ahead #anyway monster wife lets go #also mans deadass comes home after being missing for gods knows how long #everyone is worried sick about him and he just rolls up like nothing happened with his wife and absolutely nothing is wrong nope sirree #everything is fine and normal and cool :) #ALSO the absolute urge to do a funnie animatic/pmv thing with simon is growing (the pigeon song by cavetown will NOT leave me alone) #anywho hi hello yes im done rambling now goodbye!

[piiinkfreak]

Simooon! And Betty doodles!

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#simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #fionna and cake #i am so normal about this man i promise #i have two types: #hot ladies and pathetic men #that's it #im sick so i started watching this #even though i know few to nothing about adventure time #i kne a few things and watched some episodes but yeah #it's been a ride

[eudikot]

I think that Reigen getting so far into an online competition and having the momentum to win but losing last second is so on brand for Mob Psycho. ONE basically wrote this in season 2 (volume 9) when Reigen got famous online, thinking he was heading straight to the top when someone who he thought was going to let him continue easily just absolutely demolished him. And then the rest of the internet turned him into a meme.

Him going back a second time with the hopes of being famous enough by memes to actually succeed and failing worse is even more accurate. If someone told me this was all in an omake I would believe them. ONE would never let Reigen win anything at any point in his life.

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #tumblr sexymen poll #I love showing affection to characters by crushing their souls and ONE makes it so easy for Reigen #On the other hand I also love making sure nothing bad ever happens to them again like with Mob #sanssweep #cecilsweep #Even his found family ends up smashing a cake in his face on his birthday #Man can not win fr

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and so begins the making of christmas presents

#its the mooooost stree-essful tiiiimeeee of the yeaaarrrrrrrr #ive found good small projects that will suffice #thankfully i only have five people to crochet for! #and my grampas lap blanket is mostly done! #im keeping it shrimple <3 #man crocheting has made christmas so much easier #less expensive less stressful. still stressful but at least i dont have to find something to buy #plus handmade things have the added factor of 'i made this with my own two hands. it took time' #so people are more inclined to like what you made them no matter how simple it is! #an 'i made this for you' automatically holds more weight than 'i bought this for you' #absolutely unprompted #im actually excited to make some of these! new stuff to try! #and ofc ill be proud of what i make which is always fun. the delight of making things for people... and them Receiving it... yes.... #its like making a cake for someone but more permanent #my stepdad's getting a stocking for the dog he wants #for his - and i quote - lovey cuddle buddy #i expect that on christmas morn next year the stocking will be full of dog treats and a kong ball #my mother is getting a bandana in bright colors that suit nothing she wears #since she's keeping her hair long again. also shes insecure about gray hairs so yk fine here's somethin to cover them up with #and my two homies... my breadslices... well! i shant say! #well. one of them knows what theyre getting but hush lets pretend you dont. bc i know youre reading this rn

[yarboyandy]

Instead of running off to play music and summon demons, Giles and Ethan enter the world of kart racing as a duo. After accidentally causing the death of a fellow racer, Giles walks away from going pro while Ethan becomes a famous NASCAR driver.

#buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #buffyverse #rupert giles #ethan rayne #gethan #andy drawz #old man yaoi #listened to going the distance by cake and ended up here. #i know nothing about race cars. oops #is it like wrestling? are there bad guys? #ok ill post this in the raw now and rb it tomorrow. gn

[mothicalspoken]

The Night We Met by Lord Huron. Simon Petrikov. You agree, reblog

#I know nothing about this man #Fiona and cake spoilers #Fiona and cake #simon petrikov #Betty grof #petrigrof

[sluttery-withoutshame]

The people section in my camera roll seems to be a little…

monopolised.

#eric singer #catman #pretty kitty #snack cake #swag master #my mind is full of nothing but filth for this man #kiss band

[rosieshipper]

I am emotionally unwell from the Fiona and Cake finale

Spoilers in the tags

#there was nothing he could do to change it #there was no way for him to get Betty back #because of the choices they made in life which led them to where they were now #there’s no changing the past #fucking hell man #most of me knew this would happen #but a part of me hoped by some chance Simon would be able to save Fiona’s world and get Betty back #but that’s not how it works #at least he saved their world #and he seems to be happy #god i hope there’s a season two because they left a lot of cliffhangers #I wanna know what happened to Betty #Did she separate from Golb and just cease to exist? #i just need to know #currently planning an au where shit is different tho #because we all deserve a happy ending #adventure time spoilers #fiona and cake spoilers #fiona and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #golbetty

[greenvlvetcouch]

How do you feel about pillow/thigh humping or public sex

slut for both but i’d pick thigh humping over public sex any day

#greenvlvetcouch ask #y’all i’m up at 8 am #for my own fucking birthday breakfast #with my family #this is #just a disaster waiting to happen #$20 my grandmother cries over me #and talks about nothing but cakes #i’m so tired of talking about cakes like bone tired man #anyway #dumped that anon you anon apologies

[sleepynegress]

The streets are saying Aaron Taylor-Johnson got James Bond yall. And that gets a resounding "meh" from me.

#I mean he's got a decent physical card #and he's a decent actor #but he just doesn't read as bond to me #craig's layer cake performance totally WAS bond #nothing in aaron's repetoire seems like that to me #also...this is uncomfortable to note #but he has the male version of the trad-wife evangelical tone to his voice #which I think has a source you could guess #bond needs a certain grown man depth and seductive warmth to his cadence and tone that aaron hasn't demosntrated imo #blah blah #random #james bond #the broccoli people's only miss imo was roger moore #he was corny

[clumsyclifford]

“You know, Ashton said he only asked for my number because his friend Luke was too chicken to do it himself,” Calum says. “That’s a quote. I’m not calling you a chicken.” “Ashton’s such a shit,” Luke says, shutting the washing machine and hitting the start button. He turns with his arms folded across his chest. Calum’s watching him curiously. “You were the star of the show,” Luke says uncomfortably. “That’d be like seeing a concert and then trying to get the lead singer’s number at the meet and greet.” “I strongly disagree with that comparison,” Calum says, “but I see where you’re coming from. However, counterpoint: I’m clearly not a big deal since I am currently standing here waiting for someone’s laundry to be done. Do you think footie stars have to wait for other people’s laundry?”

elevator fic. finally.

#calum hood #luke hemmings #cake #cake fic #5sos #5sos fic #fic #my fic #my fingers still automatically type those tags like clockwork #stuff #bout time i posted this lol #this on the heels of watching the first two percy jackson eps #and i'm about to go watch some supernatural #my whole vibe is all over the place #but i remembered about this and figured. may as well #man i didnt realize this was 3 something k #honestly wouldve guessed under 2k #slay for me! #anyway! enjoy! it ain't much but it ain't nothing! #back to my supernatural binge