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peapod20001 · 1 year
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Lmao of course August is a banana. Look at him.
He’s fruity (but that’s all the fruit dads lol)
His burn scars are reminiscent of the bruises on a banana (thanks for pointing out that one Mouse my dearest <3)
You could say he “came out of his peel” when he allowed himself to live how he actually wants to
Obvious thing is obvious but the suggestive connotation of a banana is directly linked to August being “the flirty one”
And one more I haven’t directly mentioned before but August can definitely be described as being “bananas” lmao he’s definitely not the sane one of the group 😭 he does and says some wild shit
Edit: also also. Just like any fruit, sometimes he can be reeeaaallyy sweet. And other times he can be real bitter lol
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gctchell · 24 days
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not even going to lie, the theory that lute is eve but is punished by having her memory erased messes me up just a little bit.
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eff-plays · 8 months
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I'm in the middle of Act 2 and here's my opinion of all the companions so far.
Lae'zel: I didn't like her at all first, but then she told me she loved how I stink and I realized she's just an angry little guy. She's so pissed at all times and I like how she hisses at me. Girl you are fucked up. 10/10, will romance her at some point.
Shadowheart: Ngl she was a little bland but very easy to get approval with so she was my bestie early on. Now that she's revealed her religious trauma I think she's a poor little meow meow. She should be a tumblr sexyman. 10/10, will romance her at some point.
Astarion: Went in hating his ass thinking he was overhyped. Got brainwashed quickly by the horny voice and the laugh lines. Hated him again when he kept being a little bitch. Hugged him oh so tenderly. He likes it when I tell people to kill themselves. 10/10, will romance him again.
Gale: Was considering romancing him until the ex reveal. Big turnoff for insecure bitches (me). Act 2 started and I got interested again because of the angst. He's funny and his dialogue is the best written/wittiest out of all the companions. Accidentally led him on. 10/10, will romance him at some point.
Wyll: Thought he was a bit bland at first ngl. Very standard backstory. Probably the best-looking companion out of all of them. Got extremely easy approval with him despite not bringing him around often. Then I realized he's charmingly silly but deeply genuine with his heroic aspirations. 10/10, wyll romance him at some point.
Karlach: Best girl, no contest. Loved her from the start. Big, fun, funny, good heart, and boy she can do a LOT of damage on the battlefield. Absolutely waifu material. Touchstarved and gorgeous? I'm straight but she could get it type shit. I want her to split me in half with a single pelvic thrust. 10/10, will romance her at some point.
Halsin: Liked him from the start. He's fucking massive. My Tav looked at him with lovesick puppy eyes in every early custcene so I was considering romancing him in the beginning, but he's way too nice for them lmao. No notes, he's literally just a giant teddy bear of a man and I love him. 10/10, will romance him at some point.
All in all it's pretty impressive how Larian got jackpot on all of these little freaks. I can't say I dislike any of them.
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mvybanks · 1 year
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hiiii!! i love how you write for jj and i was wondering if you could write something for him! something like the reader being john bs twin sister and dating jj and so he basically lives with her at the chateau. like jj spends all his nights with her in her room there and john b is like used to him always being there that at that point he DOES live there lmao. plz and ty, you don’t have to tho lol
the one where you’re john b’s twin (w/ jj)
a/n: hiii, thank you so much!!! jj x routledge!reader will always be my favorite trope so you know i’ll never deny a request for them. btw, i didn’t know what you wanted me to write specifically so i just made it into a fluffy blurb, hope you like it!
warnings: none!
my masterlist
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“guys, GUYS, cut it out!” you yell for the umpteenth time at the two reckless boys who have been wrestling for god knows how long.
it was never your intention to fall in love with your twin’s best friend but that idiot stole your heart and now you have to share your boyfriend with your brother and make sure they don’t get themselves killed.
they’re the definition of ‘dumb and dumber’.
“sorry, babe, i’m winning!” jj yells while he straddles john b and you can only throw your head back in exhaustion.
you’re currently lying on your favorite hammock and trying to read a book but it’s impossible to concentrate with all the commotion happening in the yard. when you hear your boyfriend shouting something in the lines of ‘i won’, you can finally go back to the book in your hands.
or at least you think you can.
jj runs to you with his arms up in the air to celebrate his victory.
“i won, baby,” he says when he’s in front of you, sweating and panting from the fight.
“that’s great, j,” you don’t even look at him, this has got to be the third or fourth time he has done this today.
“aren’t you gonna gimme a kiss?” he puckers his lips and you can’t help but lift your head, his sweet voice winning you over.
“c’mere,” you gesture to him to bend down and then you peck his lips, but a pout is left on them when you pull away too soon.
“nooo, i want a real kiss,” he whines and you have to roll your eyes.
“john b is literally there,” you point to your twin who’s lying on the grass and not even listening to you two, too busy trying to regain his breath.
“he can’t see us, baby, c’mon.”
before you can even give him an answer, he throws himself on you and lifts his weight off your body placing his hands on either side of your head.
“now, lemme kiss my girlfriend.”
his lips find yours again in a toe curling kiss, reminding you why you can’t stay away from your golden retriever of a boyfriend. you soon find yourself having a make out session with him as you run your fingers through his hair and one of his hands goes under your shirt. a sigh leaves your mouth at the feeling of his hands on your body and he smirks on your lips.
“seriously? couldn’t you have waited until i was in the house? fucking disgusting,” john b’s voice pulls you out of your little world and forces you to push jj away from you, while his head falls in your neck.
“sorry, bro!” he yells and you giggle looking at your twin who’s now walking inside your shared home while he shakes his head in disbelief.
“i’m sorry, jb!” you also shout and he gives you the middle finger before closing the door behind him.
“he’s gonna kill you one of these days, you know that?” you joke, but his lips on your neck distract you and you let a hand fall on his head to play with his hair.
he hums, “so fucking worth it,” he mumbles on your skin and you smile at his words.
“yeah?”
jj lifts his head to look at you and those sweet eyes of him make you melt, “i’d die the happiest man ever.”
you laugh and he swears it’s the best sound he’s ever heard.
“plus, if he didn’t kill me when he found out about us, he never will,” he adds.
memories of that day flood your mind: jj accidentally falling asleep after spending the night together, john b entering your room to tell you that he made you breakfast and finding you in his best friend’s arms, both of you completely naked, waking up to your twin shouting at jj while he run away from your crazy brother.
“remember how red he was?” you smile at the funny memory.
“oh yeah, i also remember how purple my eye was,” his lips leave another kiss on your neck.
“shit, right.”
he kisses you again, catching you by surprise, “worth it,” he whispers on your lips.
later that night you find yourself resting on your boyfriend’s chest while the two of you are about to fall asleep on your shared bed. jj’s arm is tightly wrapped around your torso and his other hand is on your naked thigh, stroking the soft skin and making you hum at the feeling.
someone knocks gently on the door and wakes you up slightly.
“come in!” you say but it’s impossible for you to shout when you’re so relaxed.
john b enters your room with his eyes covered with one hand.
“are you decent?”
you roll your eyes, but unfortunately your boyfriend’s answer comes faster than yours, “oh no, we’re definitely having sex right now. that’s why we told you to come in.”
“you’re disgusting, jj, you know that?” he finally lowers his hand, “just wanted to say goodnight, you idiot. goodnight, pickle.”
you smile at the nickname he’s always used for you, “g’night, bird,” you manage to mumble out, tiredness obvious in your voice.
“night, jb.”
your brother leaves the room and slowly closes the door behind him as he gives you a sheepish smile.
“baby?” you whisper with your lips pressing on jj’s chest.
“mh?”
“i love you,” and he knows he’ll never get tired of hearing those words.
“i love you, pretty girl.”
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curioussubjects · 10 months
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all other reasons aside, it's a real shame bsg isn't a bigger fandom here because tumblr would have an absolute field day with gaius baltar
accidental accessory to genocide? check
tall gf who could easily kill him? check
not bf who tries to kill him with a pen and fails? oh yes check
the most poorest little meow meow that has ever meowed? check
political intrigue? on trial for treason? check and check
becomes the leader of a religious cult? check
finally got his crush in bed with him only for her to call out another man's name? ~check
lies literally all the time but turned evil bc his mom the president said he wasn't trustworthy? you guessed it, check!
and this is barely scratching the surface lmao
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serosblunt · 7 months
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Heyo not sure if you take requests but if you do, Bakusquad with an s/o absolutely terrified of bugs?
Ignore it if you don't take requests lmao have a good day anyway 😔
A request, yay! I very much love these and I hope you’re having a good day too my lovely x
BakuSquad: S/O with a Fear of Bugs
BakuSqaud x (Gender-neutral) reader
Characters: Bakugo, Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero & Ashido
Warnings: Fear of bugs, that’s literally it.
Description: Headcannons for each member of the BakuSquad if they had a s/o with a fear of bugs :)
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He’s kinda like wtf😐 He’s genuinely so confused. He’s seen you take down three villains double your size all at once, and you’re afraid of bugs?
Truth be told, he doesn’t really get it, but he’ll help you combat it all the same.
You can’t step out of the door without him checking if you’re wearing repellant and carrying your spare with you.
Similarly, since they were purchased, your air fresheners have never known a day that they were completely empty.
Katsuki was quite thorough in his research surrounding bug-repelling essential oils- which he restocks the air fresheners with and wears himself. It’s a safer alternative than standard alcohol-based sprays considering his quirk.
Plus, he always smells like peppermint or lavender, so you can’t complain.
If you do happen to have a creepy insect land on you, Katsuki will do everything in his power to subtly turn your attention to something else.
Assuming you still haven’t taken note of the situation, your saviour will eye the thing like he wants to kill it’s entire family for pulling such a stunt, before employing his expert skills and strategically brushing the bug off of you.
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Real talk, Eijiro is almost as scared of bugs as you are. He can’t remember when it started or where his fear came from, but he’s not exactly proud of that part of himself.
It’s not very manly in his eyes. Although your fear is helping the red head overcome his own.
Where he would normally run in terror at the sight of a spider or similar spawn of the devil, he now has to plant his feet, ensuring he’s strong and courageous for you.
What kind of a man would he be if he didn’t protect you from harm after all?
Eijiro considers it extra insentive when you kiss his cheek, a reward for his bravery in the face of danger. Though he still breaths an enormous sigh of relief once the area is clear of all crawling or flying things.
With the two of you supporting each other, you can overcome most bug-related challenges easily enough.
But you both secretly still squirm when you even hear someone mention insects or other bug life.
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Honestly? He laughs when you first tell him about your fear. But it’s not because he’s making fun of you, he’s just surprised.
He thinks it’s totally adorable actually, and he loves that you turn to him to protect you from all the nasty critters.
He doesn’t always feel like the most heroic person, despite his profession. But if he can help you with your fear, he might as well be All-Might himself.
Denki wears insect repellant whenever he’s around you so that the bugs definitely won’t come near you, even via him.
Although, he accidentally sprayed the repellant in his mouth one time and you thought you were going to have to call poison control.
After coughing for a few moments, with you panicking/ laughing at him, he was okay.
Then he wouldn’t stop rambling on about how companies should make flavoured bug sprays just in case people do ingest them?!🤨
In day to day life, you were unstoppable, but the electric blond was just overjoyed to be your hero, if only for a few minutes.
As much as he tries though, Denki has met his match in a few winged foes.
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You only had to express your hatred and fear for creepy crawlers once to Hanta. The two of you never really spoke about it much beyond that, unless you bought it up.
At first you were worried by this, thinking that he thought less of you for your fear somehow.
But the truth was just the opposite.
He just accepted it in the blink of an eye without ever really thinking about it.
Why dwell on it? It’s who you are, and he loves you, and that means doing everything he can to help you along your journey, wherever you want to take it.
So his tape is basically fly paper right? You’d better believe that if there are bugs around, this man is acting out all of his web-shooting fantasies.
Any confirmed sightings near you, and that critter is suddenly whipped away before the little thing even knows what hit it.
Often you’d see tape flying before you had even realised there was a bug nearby.
He’s certainly efficient. It helps that he has a sixth sense for when you’re in danger, in any capacity. This apparently extended to the insect world too.
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Mina acts like she’s a one-man protection squad.
She, nor you, especially wanted to harm the bugs, you just don’t want them anywhere near you. It’s like you can feel your skin crawling as they touch you, or even look at you. There’s just too many eyes there to be natural.
Mina puts on this ridiculous act of standing in front of you while you walk down the street to be ‘bug security.’
This mostly just involves her wearing some sunglasses and pretending to be your bodyguard, although sometimes you think she’s a little too dedicated to the job.
God forbid her and Denki get together with you around, you’d have no room to breathe in their canopy-like formation.
If by some miracle, a bug does evade the pink-haired girl and get anywhere near you, this woman will full-on sprint from the other side of the room, or the city quite frankly, to protect you.
Yeah, she’s a good one. She doesn’t once question your fear or call you silly names because of it either. She simply accepts it as her responsibility to stand between you and anything remotely bug-like for the rest of her life.
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liaarxse · 10 months
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could u headcannons of what the tr characters would do if y/n did this trend with ken, nahoya, chifuyy, baji, kazutora?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8131oTm/
(basically y/n walks away from them whenever they get close)
Nah, cuz it's 2am, and I'm cackling like a madman omfg this is amazing
<3 Here you go, anon:
Headcanons
How would TR characters react to you moving away from them
Characters: Ryuguji Ken, Nahoya Kawata, Matsuno Chifuyu, Keisuke Baji, Kazutora Hanemiya
Warnings: none
A/n: I literally have 40 history lessons to revise in 2 days, and I've gotten nowhere
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Ryuguji Ken
Not this shit again
Draken is tired of your games
He had to deal with Toman, some punks, MIKEY and now you?
Kill him
Oops already happened
But he did this to himself
A few days ago he "accidentally" ruined one of your favourite dresses with motor oil and only said sorry
So sorry not sorry Dora
"Hey, Y/n? Want a glass of water?"
"Sure."
Perfect timing
He walked towards you to give you the water
You walked away
....
He took 3 steps forward
You took 3 steps backwards
Again
3 steps forward
3 steps backwards
You made 5 full circles around the couch at this point
"Not this shit again"
He went to sit down because man's tired of this
You felt bad and went to him
He turned to you before he sat down
"What?"
"Sorry, c'mere"
He went to hug you
You took a step back
BITCH
LMAOOOOO
Give him a hug pls
You did ofc
Until you could
I'm not sorry
Y'all spent the night just cuddling and talking about how annoying(ly hot) Mikey is
The next morning you did the prank again
He went back to sleep (and never woke up)
Nahoya Kawata
Who made you do this?
You lost your marbles?
LAST PERSON to do this prank on
But you still did
Stupid
Y'all were just chilling at a park
The sun was setting, giving the landscape a pretty peachy-golden tint
It reminded you of your boyfriend who was chasing squirrels behind you
Yeah, you pretended not to know him
He got tired and went to sit next to you
"What'cha starring at, babe?"
"The sun?"
"Ok"
He left to chase a squirrel that he claimed to look like you
Back to not knowing that person
It was getting pretty late, so you gathered y'alls stuff and got up to leave
He was carrying a dead squirrel in his hands
"Babe, look! I caught your doppelganger!"
"Oh, that's nice baby– MOTHER OF GOD–"
You didn't have a choice that fucker started chasing you with it
He lied that he threw it away
He didn't
Half way towards your house he fished it out of his pocket and shoved it in your face
You screamed and took like a fucking backflip backwards
He slowly walked towards you with his iconic grin obv
"Nahoya, no."
"Nahoya, yes."
"I'm gonna break up with you."
"I'll shove this up your ass while you sleep."
Y'all didn't break up ofc
That continued up until like 3 blocks to your house before he threw it inside a house through an opened window
The night at least ended peacefully
You had a nightmare where he did shove it in your ass
Matsuno Chifuyu
Why?
Like why?
Just why?
This happened while you were at a Toman fight
You got a call from Hina that your boyfriend got hurt
So you skiddadled to the place very quickly since you lived like 7 minutes away
It took you 30
When you got there, the fight had already ended
Your boyfriend noticed you and ran with an opened arm since his other was a tad bit injured
You took a step back
🤨
"Hey babe."
"Why did you do that?"
"Did what?"
He took another step towards you
You took a step backwards
He frowned
"Is it because my uniform is blooded? Wait, gimme a sec"
He took his top off
OOOOOHHH LAWDDDD HAVE MERCEYYYYYYYYY
THEM SCRUMPTIOUS ABS
bite bite
Lmao, who were you kidding
Get em tits
And you did baby gorl
Don't do this to him again though
Keisuke Baji
He just got back
And guess what
Another stray kitty was brought home
You lost count of how many Baji Jr. and Y/n Jr. cats you had
You smiled anyway since it's a kitty after all
"Yo bae, can you please fetch me some kitty clothes to dress up Y/n Jr.?
Ah this time it was you turn
You did of course
And when he walked over to you to grab the clothes
You saw something jump
Then again
And it hit you
Flees
You threw the clothes in his face and ran back
"What the hell?"
"Stay back."
"Why?"
He started walking towards you
You screamed
He was confused af still walking towards you
And you were walking back
This continued for like 7 minutes before you entered the kitchen
You grabbed bug spray
And sprayed him with it
He died
Jkjkjk
He was mad though
Ah, it's fine. You took care of it and cuddled with all 61 cats
Then you saw it again
You jumped out of the window
He jumped after you
Lmao you got flees too
Kazutora Hanemiya
This time, there was no specific reason
You were just watching tiktok with him, laying on your chest, trying to sleep
But he couldn't
This was Mikeys fault
"My wheenie needs to take a whee-whee."
"The mental hospital is 10 minutes away."
He got up and went to the bathroom
Then you landed upon the tiktok
Now this, this is perfection
He came back after like, 2 minutes
He crawled back in bed
You got up
"Huh?"
"What?"
He sat on the edge where you stood
You walked away
He walked towards you
"What are you doing?'
"What are YOU doing?"
You barely kept your laugh in when you noticed his face
"This is Mikeys fault isn't it."
"Tora no–"
You did like 6 circles around the room
You got bored with just staying in it and went to the door
He got in front of you and locked it
You stumbled back into the bed
"Baby...~"
HE SAID IT IN HIS HOT DADDY ENGLISH VOICE UGH
Oh-oh guess who's weenie has to take a wee-wee now
Lmao this surely will 'rearrange your guts'
If you know what I mean
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oodlyenough · 3 months
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DL-6 is so funny to me because like. We asked a medium and she said the victim said the only other adult in the room did it. But he got an insanity plea - which meant she was lying?
I don’t understand the leap of logic here like. Did he do it and was not imprisoned because of the insanity plea - meaning she didn’t lie. Or did he not do it and she lied and you ruined a man’s life with a stigmatising ruling anyway? And then just do nothing about that.
Yes I love how absolutely nothing at all calls into question Misty's power and yet -- lmao. I can see why "we asked a ghost" would be embarrassing for the police, but Misty being a fraud because Ghostworth failed to ... idk... secure the harshest conviction possible with his testimony is funny. Especially when AA2 and 3 double down on channeling not just being "source: dude(s) trust me" (as I assumed, playing AA1) but rather literal full on physical shapeshifting. Irrelevant in the face of Greg... maybe misunderstanding the facts of his own death, I guess, lol.
IIRC part of why they turn to Misty is because they have no definitive evidence against Yogi, just circumstantial, which is cool and all if not for how every other case in the game has a moment that's like "well sure you've proved your client couldn't possibly have committed the murder mr wright but we've gotta hang SOMEONE". Was the justice system so embarrassed and incensed by Yogi "getting away" that they passed even more ludicrous reforms.
And also the general implication that if Edgeworth really had killed his dad by way of accidental misfire when he was nine years old he'd still be fully liable, despite adult man Yogi getting off on an insanity plea. Lmaooo. I love the case so much and AA is a dystopian nightmare to the point I consider all these bizarre leaps just part of the charm, it's fine. But it's very funny to me.
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scarrletmoon · 5 months
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it's izzy hands it's kylo ren it's billy from stranger things it's snape it's draco it's loki circa 2012-2014 it's a REPEATED PATTERN throughout all of fandom of an antagonistic white guy getting a devoted fanbase that is both disproportionate to his importance in the story and also misunderstands the white guy's role as an antagonist. they think their mean little guy is a misunderstood victim and they base their entire fandom experience around him. and then in season 2 ofmd went and redeemed izzy before killing him off to further ed's arc, something that is a solid choice from a technical writing standpoint but from a fandom perspective it built the izzy fans up into thinking they were right about how izzy has never been homophobic, izzy is a poor downtrodden abuse victim, and from day one izzy has been a protector and the only competent guy around and a loyal and dutiful first mate. and possibly the most significant part is that so many izzy fans have accidentally and unknowingly tricked themselves into thinking that izzy is a main character bc their fandom engagement revolves so heavily around izzy that they forgot the actual show itself doesn't, so they were completely blindsided by a death that has been foreshadowed since season one ("im not dying, not for that twat and not for you" and "only retirement we get is death" and the whole "plumb the depths, man" sequence where izzy was talking to stede through a death shroud ffs). and i want so bad to just ignore it but we literally got a queer romcom centered around an interracial couple and an incredibly diverse cast and an indigenous main character and a diverse writer's room and the season ended on a happy note and it's all about queer joy AND YET. soooooooo much of the post-season discussion has to center around the white side character!!! even in death izzy hands takes up a disproportionate amount of the fandom conversation and im exhausted. it's every fandom! every fucking time!! this isnt anything new this is the same time-honored fandom tradition of white man favoritism YET A-FUCKING-GAIN and im SO FUCKING TIRED OF IT!!!!!!!!!
(i get so scared when i turn on anon bc i’ve consistently gotten such shitty, cowardly messages through it but i’m glad this isn’t one of them lmao)
i know i’ve said this 374748 times but the last time i made the kylo ren/snape/white villain connection on twitter (i mean that’s on me, it’s twitter) i had people legit furious with me for calling them nazis which………..i literally never said
and i get the frustration. trust me, I GET IT. the white villain problem smashes right into white fragility and makes it almost impossible to talk about any of it. it means, like you said, that we’re talking about a fucking white side character in cast of amazing, nonwhite talent, because some people can’t handle confronting the fact that whiteness insulates them from the realities of racism, and that their ignorance and hostility makes them active participants in white supremacy
(and it’s really hard to explain this to people who’ve been taught that racism is when slurs and white klan hoods, because then they’ll say and do the most vile shit and CRY or fight you when you gently try to explain the racist shit they just did)
and because fandom is very queer as well as very white, we also have to contend with the kinds of white people who think that queerness somehow negates their whiteness. that they can’t express their privilege in contexts involving POC. that we’re making shit up to be victims and to minimize their pain on purpose. and time and time again, i have had my queerness erased by white people, so they feel comfortable ignoring criticism i only ever shared bc i was hoping for something better
i’ve said it again and again and again and AGAIN that it’s ESPECIALLY depressing seeing white people close ranks in ofmd fandom especially BECAUSE it has such a diverse cast and doesn’t shy away from discussing racism in all the ways it manifests. like, most of the racism in the show isn’t even subtle and y’all STILL elected to ignore it? do y’all not feel ANY shame about that?
and some of them don’t! bc they think we’re infiltrators. bc they’re only a few steps removed from “they will not replace us” as they see more POC try to join fannish spaces. and they’ll pretend they’re not trying to push us out bc they’re marginalized in other ways — deliberately ignoring the fact that they’re also crushing their fellow queer, disabled and marginalized community
so you’re tired? yeah. me the fuck too. we deserve so much better
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freckledjoes · 3 months
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So just watched the last episode of Fargo and I am so sad for gator 😭 and Roy is a piece of shit for leaving him there. God I hate him so much. Also this is the season for women and I am loving it!!
Oh anon I went so off track here but I hadn't put my thoughts down about this all completely just yet so... bear with me? 😭 Just know that I agree with you if it's too long lmao. It was very sad to watch indeed. They set up his character to be one easy to dislike/hate and it's been interesting to watch how the strongest haters went from "How can you like Gator, you can pick any character of his to find hot why do you pick him." to "Fuck Gator but hello to Joe saying daddy." As if that's not the most performative fucking thing I've ever heard. Make up your mind or something. I think Gator has said shit that should make your blood boil, but the charm of characters like these is that they can also show that it's not all there's to them. Does that excuse their actions? No. But are they completely doomed and irredeemable? Also no, if you ask me. I find it kind of off-putting how people are so happy to see him get hurt. Like, if you really dwell on that for a bit. Roy is a scumbag and has done and continues to do terrible things, has some twisted belief that he has the right to do them. Gator grew up watching that man treat the women in his life horribly and has probably received abuse himself as well. Every safe haven he might have had, left him. His mom first, then Dot. The only 'reliable', 'stable' person was his dad. The only ways he got to see were his. He lacked a person in his life who could show him differently. When you look at the show, you wouldn't guess he's 27 due to his behavior. He's stuck at a point where he wants to be seen as worthy by the one person in his life that stuck around, as toxic as their relationship is. Throughout the show we see how he puts up this scumbag persona, but with the conversation between him and Dot you can quickly see how fragile he really is. He went out of his way to prove himself worthy by going after Munch, which, as stupid as it was, made a lot of sense from his perspective. And then, he fails, and he gets punished in a way that he, in my opinion, doesn't deserve. I don't think Munch would have treated him differently if he knew it was an accident either. He was doomed from the start being the son of Roy, who is really the one deserving of every punishment he's got coming to him. The fact that he literally just walked away from his blinded son, who is scared for good reason, who needs support now more than ever, is unsurprising but incredibly cruel. I think he may have a hand in (accidentally) killing Roy. Not by his own hands, but maybe simply by being 'in the way'. So yeah, long story short, I'm sad for him too and I despise Roy :) OFF TO THE POSITIVE: THE WOMEN. Love them all. Dot, Indira, Lorraine. Love them working together, it's about time. It's been so nice to watch them all stand up against men one way or another honestly <3
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starfishsonny · 1 month
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dog man au except petey and dog man are rock artists!!! yes they’re based off of ween what about it😞info/lore dump under the cut!
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ok so BASICALLY petey used to be in a band w greg (and big jim) and one day big jim accidentally let a loose amp fall on greg when they were setting up!!! unfortunately for him his head was dying and the only person (or rather thing) willing to donate their head to him was his dog, knight!! :0 obvi they couldn’t get verbal consent but the doctors basically said “welp. ok man.”
thus bark knight (or dog man) was born!!! petey immediately forced him back into the band and kicked big jim out in favor of bark knight (and since big jim literally killed greg LMAO). despite bark still getting used to the phantom symptoms and overall feel of his body petey made him relearn guitar + bass so he could play!
after a couple gigs and their first album release they’re informed of a child sneaking into the venue. this was after their performance, and since they were packed up, they decided to have a looksie!! the child ends up being lil’ petey (who since in this au wasn’t born from a cloning machine and rather a one night stand w some random groupie) who is just named petey jr!!! bark immediately ushers petey to take him in, but due to the rising success of their band he’s prettyyy hesitant. boom wacky stuff happens YAY
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I’ve read your Winter’s Night fanfic on AO3 before it became private for members only
(you you are literally the person that has made me but the effort to finally send my email for an invite just to continue your work)
Reading your work and my long experience as a reader of many fics I felt that my feral likings could match up yours some way.
Sadly due to issues I’m unable to fully write my own fics but as you can see I can lay some good ground works and idea paths. So I tend to, if I accidentally find a fav author on here, and they ask ideas slip a lil something and scuttle back into my corner.
Idk tarot cards but I think when it comes to how the show uses it OGMarcy and STAR!Marcy are perfect example of right side up and upside down. So if those cards are right then I agree.
And for some reason I just believe in my heart of heart, that Simon’s blood after the many many years of Ice King May have a special tasting blood, maybe a satisfying chill after feel with a sweet or minty kick to it. So when they do manage to run away and VK managed to survive (if they tried killing running away and he could still drain blood from Simon) he’d want the special blood back and his daughter but also the blood.
Cause Bonnie DID say the vampires have hunted their food to near extinction so changing Simon probably won’t be in his best interest if he thinks rationally. But judging by the situation it can be said VK seems to be ignorantly impulsive to literally have his peoples food source dwindle like that and it obviously rubbed off on Marcy based on how she described her killing of Martin.
lmao my fic was never supposed to be publicly accessible because (for weird and convoluted reasons) making it locked helps prevent AI scraping, but im glad u got an Ao3 account its actually so worth it
Marcy being the Star is interesting to me as someone who is kinda familiar with the tarot cards. Upright it (loosely) represents hope, healing, and purpose. Inverted it means (again, loosely-there's lots of different interpretations) loss and arrogance... which is pretty in line with Star!Marcy lmao
((Fun fact- I first wanted to name Vamp!Simon The Hanged Man bc it represents wisdom/sacrifice, but thought it was just a little too much of a mouthful and a little too on the nose. The Hermit is also a great fit for him thematically but it feels mean to call him that lol. So I think I'm going to stick with calling him Temperance bc it represents patience, but more importantly the inversion of it means conflicting interests. It's also a fun bonus for literally just me to have Simon be the only vamp named for a virtue and not a tarot figure, to imply he's different from the rest))
I don't actually want to say much about your ideas with the VK bc I feel like once i get started, I'lll just ramble and give away all my ideas about the fics I have planned 😭 but VK being cruel and possessive is good food
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I wrote some short headcanons for Zoro with a flat chested reader and they went down really well so I might make this into a series! Law was requested on that post and I was super happy that someone asked, so here's some headcanons for my favourite edgelord hehe. Let me know if there's someone you'd like to see next in this series. Some smut under the cut of course ♡
Content: afab flat chest reader, s*x mentions, law is kind of a dweeb
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⤹ Law has literally never even thought about the size of boobs- maybe it’s his anatomical and medical knowledge talking, but tits are tits. You could have an A cup or a J cup and he would not care either way... or so he thought.
⤹ When he met you it flicked on a switch in his brain; the small boob appreciator switch if you will. Even though it was something he thought he didn’t care about, your lil titties quickly won over his heart as well as that secret, dirty corner in the back of his mind.
⤹ This man straight up avoided you for weeks on end and it was painfully obvious to everyone around the two of you. Any time you’d walk into a room he’d just… leave LMAO. He hated how distracted he’d get around you, the pinkish blush on his cheeks apparent to seemingly everyone except you.
⤹ He is pretty terrible at comforting people, so when you feel down about your chest size be prepared to be hit with some factual statement like ‘it’s good that you don’t get any back pain.’ He’ll eventually realise that this doesn’t really help and instead awkwardly tell you how he thinks they’re perfect as they are.
⤹ If someone made a rude comment about your chest he wouldn’t cause a scene. Instead, when you look away, he’d just use his powers to get them away from you before promptly dumping them into the ocean; good riddance in his opinion. He doesn’t tell you that he does this, but you figure him out eventually.
⤹ Is UNABLE to last for long when you ride him, your cute tits bouncing above him as you lose yourself on his cock, the most incredible lewd expression on your face. He can’t help reaching up to pinch your sensitive nipples and the mewls that slip from your lips when he does so are like music to his ears.
⤹ Daydreams about having you laid across his desk touching yourself for his viewing pleasure, begging for him to fuck you, before he snaps back to reality and remembers how little work he’d get done if that were happening- he’s already getting less work done just because you exist.
⤹ You casually walk around the submarine with no bra on like you’re not killing the man. He once impulsively asked you to stop after you accidentally got him hard, but he immediately took it back as it’s your choice what you want to wear. Now, every time you inadvertently get him horny like that, he simply drags you off somewhere private and fucks your pretty face as ‘punishment’.
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not waiting around - pt I
PART II
heyyyy so i just found this in my drafts from a while ago and stuck on an ending - i hope you like it! i was kind of in a bad mood so writing an angsty piece was a good vessel for me lmao. enjoy :)
harry can’t make up his mind and you won’t be second best
warnings: swearing, harry being arrogant, angsty angstiness
word count: around 2.5k
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“How are you not currently ripping his bollocks off?”
“I agree, I’d be knocking his fucking block off right now.”
You mostly tuned out of the incessant ranting of your friends that you didn’t wish to partake in, it’s becoming white noise at this point.
“Babe, aren’t you gonna say something?” Your sister clicks obnoxiously in your face, snapping you out of the fixation your eyes had on the black scrunchie on your bedside table. It sat exactly in the place it was left by the user merely a week ago.
“Need to take my hair down…know how much you love pulling it.” He smirks, gently removing the black scrunchie from his seemingly untameable hair. You swat his arm at the crude remark, covering your face with your hands as he clambers to you on the bed, prying your defensive position down to meet your eyes.
“You’re awful.” You mumble jokingly, his smile immediately erasing any previous embarrassment.
“Kidding…kind of.” He mumbles and you giggle at him, confirming his remark by sliding your hands through his curls, sighing as though they were meant to be there. His eyes closed as he revelled in the feeling, lurching forward to kiss you feverishly.
The scrunchie in his fingers was blindly placed on the table beside your bed, him laughing as his arm flailed around to make sure he didn’t miss and drop it down the side of your bed – he knew you’d kill him.
“Can I borrow it again later for our face masks?” His voice is muffled now as he buries his head in your neck, your heart stutters slightly as you try and repress the feelings crawling up your throat and begging to be voiced.
“Of course, it’s yours now.”
The face masks were rain checked later that night. Maybe even crossed out completely, there was no way you two would ever be that intimate again.
“You literally poured your heart out to this man for him to fuck off and ghost your text messages. He needs to be put in his place.” You cringe heavily at her summation of your embarrassing drunken confessions you’d made the night Harry was at your house. You and Harry agreed to keep things casual, only ever meeting as and when you both needed some kind of distraction. It worked for you both, smooth sailing for the first couple of months. The lines began to blur soon enough, and you’d fallen into the deep end with him.
“Friends with benefits almost never ends well.” Your best friend says in a motherly voice, though you’re glad it’s not actually your mother…she’d be broadcasting your business all over Facebook the minute she heard the news. Something back handed about not being ‘good enough’ for the nation’s heartthrob.
You know your friend is right, friends with benefits always ending up with someone getting hurt. You knew first hand at this point, your unrequited feelings being the sole reason for the ending to your agreement with Harry. You blame the wine, the substance making you talk for England. You’re not quite sure you’ve ever been so drunk around him before, then to top it off, you accidentally tell him that you “wish he wanted you for more than just a shag in the sheets”. His reaction, from what you can remember, was a curt yet unamused laugh, and a swift exit with a very icy demeanour which you could still feel the stab from, even stone-cold sober.
There had been a few words exchanged in between the time of your confession and his dramatic exit, them holding nothing but salty air and what you felt like was disgust. The only words you distinctly remember were “this was never a good idea”, and they’d been playing on a loop in your head for days.
To add insult to injury, the same non-committal man had been seen at a party with none other than his top-model ex just last night, embracing how you’d done to him for the past four months. Except you feel as though his embrace with her held more weight than the ones you’d shared, your memory tainted of him – your mind told you now that every intimate thing with him was done regrettably on his end.
His defensive reaction threw you for six after your domesticated interactions in private, you feeling as though his comfort around you and willingness to act couple-y meant he may harbour similar sentiments to you. You were deathly wrong.
“He literally sacked you off last week and now he’s back with his ex? What on earth is that all about?” Your sister screeches, her and your best friend seemingly more infuriated than you are.
“I get it, okay? I must have such a fucking liability to him that he, in your words, ‘sacked me off’.” You snap back, silencing them both as you try to gather your thoughts about this. The picture of him and his ex-fling idles on your phone which lies haphazardly on the bed beside you, it still open from your first viewing of it.
“Listen, I need you both to leave, this is something I need to work out in my head, first… before I start chopping anyone’s balls off…please can I just have a day or two to sort myself out?” It comes out as a plea, the two women in front of you immediately feeling pity for you, seeing that it has in fact torn you up and the only way you could fix it was being alone. They nod and embrace you tightly, and you have to will away the tears when they’re rubbing your back and saying soothing things before exiting out your door with a chorus of goodbye’s.
You glance back at the scrunchie again as the waterworks set off, feeling absolutely pathetic being upset over someone who made it clear to you from the start that he didn’t want a relationship. Part of you feels now that he was never against a relationship, he just didn’t seek that in you. You knew that some kind of conversation with Harry was overdue, the way you left things hanging the week prior unacceptable to both of you, regardless of any embarrassment or resentment. Apologies were owed and air needed to be cleared.
You grab the dreaded scrunchie from your desk and tie your hair up in a furious manner, all of your actions being exaggerated due to the massive amounts of rage and adrenaline coursing through your body at this moment, you felt as though you couldn’t decide between crying or shouting.
It continued as you got dressed. Crying as you pulled up your jeans, shouting profanities as you struggle to pull on your hoodie, crying as you found one of his stupid fucking rings under your bed…one he’d lost after coming over about a month ago, shouting at your reflection for being such a hopeless romantic with the wrong men. Your neighbours must’ve thought some odd things as you stormed out of the house, chucking a couple of hoodies in the passenger seat of your car.
The only barrier you face now is the short walk from your car to the front door of his luxurious home. You aren’t sure who’s going to be there, you aren’t sure if he’s going to kick you out. You just need the closure, so you can move on. The easiest way for you to get past something was to eject it from your life, so here you are, idling in your car outside the house of the man you think you might be falling in love with – ready to close that chapter of your life. You both wanted different things.
You’re about to leave your car which is tucked neatly round the side of his house, the place he’d advised you to use in the past, when you hear his front door swing open in the distance.
“I’ll see you later, H. Don’t stress it too much, we’ve got the PR team on damage control.”
You recognise the male voice as Harry’s manager, possibly there to discuss Harry’s documentation of his night out last night which was plastered on every sight you can think of. Harry doesn’t offer much of a response, a few mumblings leaving his chest which you can’t make out from your clandestine spot. Jeff’s car exits the security gates of Harry’s home and speeds down the road, though you don’t hear Harry’s front door close. You round the corner from where your car is parked and see him still stood there, looking like death warmed up. He already knows you’re here by the looks of it, his gaze following your small frame shrouded in his clothing as he unlocks his gate without hesitation. The air around the pair of you feels thick and unwanted, like neither of you want to gain any more closeness than the security of the gate which separated you both. He doesn’t spare you a look as you reach the foyer, not bothering to take off your shoes as you know your stay won’t be long…and he doesn’t deserve your politeness at this moment.
As you enter his barren house, you can almost see the two of you materialised in every corner, feeling reminiscent of something still so fresh.
“Chuck ‘em on the sofa, please.” His voice is gruff and tired, and you comply, tossing his clothes to his royal blue furniture. You can’t help but cringe as they fall strewn, and the clean freak in you ends up trying to quickly re-fold the messy items.
“Hey, you don’t have to—” he cuts off when you scoff, finishing the folding and digging your hand in the pocket of your jeans.
“I found your teddy bear ring,” your tone is nonchalant and dull, the ring suspended in the air between you, “thought you’d want it back.”
Harry’s hand reaches out for you to drop in into his palm, but you beat him to the punch by dropping it on to the coffee table, not wanting to engage in any physical contact out of fear you might cave. You also pettily wanted him to feel slightly guilty.
“Listen, I get why you’re angry, but can’t we be mature about this?” He says, and you can’t believe he’s trying to take the high road when he’d stormed out like you were both on a reality TV show.
“That’s rich coming from you, storming out of my house like a teenager and then not answering my texts. I’m looking at you right now and all I see is arrogance, Harry.” Even you’re surprised by your clipped tone, and his face contorts in irritation, his hand rifling through his long messy hair. You subconsciously reach out to adjust your scrunchie at the same time.
“I had some shit to think about. You unloaded all those fucking things on me that night and I had to remove myself before I said something hurtful.” You’re not sure why this makes you squirm slightly, the thought that he had more ammo that he was suppressing.
“I’m sorry that I’m such a fucking liability, Harry. I was plastered, for God’s sake! I wasn’t planning on telling you all of that shit, hell, I wasn’t planning to keep on seeing you for much long after because of it all.” You can feel yourself getting upset again but you refuse to cry in front of him. It was the truth, you knew it had to come to an end now you’d caught feelings, but you didn’t think it would crash and burn like this.
He doesn’t seem to have a rebuttal, choosing to just stare at the ring on the coffee table in silence, his thoughts so loud you could almost hear them.
“Don’t try and make me out like I’m doing something wrong by having feelings for you.” You punctuate your sentence with arms folding across your chest, waiting for him to finally spit something out. He sighs, stepping closer cautiously.
“Those pictures, they aren’t at all what it looks like. She was really fucking drunk, I was just taking her home.” He pleads, gesturing with his hands to express his point.
“Harry that’s not my issue here. My issue is that you’re somehow unable to have an adult conversation about emotional relationships when it makes you uncomfortable. I get it, okay! The thought of me having feelings for you is apparently so unbearable—"
“I never said that.” He clips. You pinch the bridge of your nose.
“I didn’t need you to Harry. I didn’t come here to argue either, I just came to drop off your stuff and cut this final tie off.” Your eyes begin to sting slightly but you push the emotion back deep into the depths of your subconscious, never to be confronted or freed again.
“Why does it have to be like this?” He looks between your eyes rapidly, brows furrowed and face displaying that of frustration. You try to ignore the way he adjusts his hair falling in a part across his head, something you used to love doing yourself.
“Because as much as you hate to admit it, you can’t bear the thought of being committed to someone like me.” You huff, bottom lip trembling. Harry rubs in between his eyebrows.
“Don’t tell me how I feel, for God’s sakes.” His voice travels into the now stagnant air and you don’t feel as though you have much more to say. The only thing that goes through your head at this moment in time is the notion of ‘if he wanted to, he will’. Men like harry don’t usually beat around the bush with their feelings, and it was laid right in front of your eyes – Harry was using you as a rebound for his ex, and he was still in love with her. Simple as. And with that thought in mind, you adjust the cuffs of your shirt and sniff the stuffiness from your nose from the impending tears.
“Whatever it is you’re feeling, Harry - I’m not waiting around to hear it.” You say, eyes sharp and locked on his to solidify your point. His eyes are vacant looking back at you, and follow your figure as you turn to leave his house, leave him behind.
“I’m fucking in love with you, you know that?” He yells as you’re halfway through the threshold of the door. You wish that this was like a film or something, that you’d stop in your tracks and turn back to him, running into his arms and making up in the beat of a heart. But this was real-life, real-life feelings and real hurt that you were feeling. You turn around, tears falling freely now.
“No you’re fucking not.” You whisper. His hand slips to your cheek and he has a pained look on his face and you’re shaking your head with your eyes screwed shut. He tries to convince you with small murmurs of your name.
“But you still love her, don’t you?” Your vision is bleary as you finally try to look at him. Even through the fogged vision you see the chagrin on his face as he tells you after a pause that he doesn’t know. With that, you slip away from his hold and watch your breath in the cold air, leaving his house for the last time with a small kiss on his cheek.
He doesn’t follow you this time.
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PART II IS NOW UP!
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robotlesbianjavert · 6 months
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Ten headcanons about spinner please
well you asked so nicely. okay!
10) i think i've already mentioned this in the past and some fics but despite what you expect from someone with reptile associations he's not anymore affected by the cold than any other warm-blooded person. and he knows it's a silly thing to get sensitive about but well when people assume he gets a bit heated!! so to say!!
9) he first learned how to use a knife, and in particular knife throwing tricks, from his mom, who is most of the born and bred country rep in his family and grew up with very little else to do and really needed a cool party trick. between her and toga, knife-throwing is his only surefire way to bond with women.
8) who is the biggest bara rep in league of legends. idk mordekaiser looks promising. in any case spinner's first glimmer of realizing that he is gay was accidentally stumbling upon LoL bara doujinshi, on the internet. somehow the continuing fascination for bara did not translate to real life where he keeps going gaga for weird skinny weirdos with disappointing t&a (UNTIL shigaraki's ujiko-provided glow-up)
7) his backup plan for going to the city after seeing stain on tv if he failed to find and join the league of villains was just to hit all the clubs and get laid. but as a virgin and hikkikomori he was very nervous about this option and was kind of relieved that he could just join a terrorist group instead.
6) i used this one in a fic too lmao. as a kid his claws were filed down regularly so that other kids and the rest of the town didn't freak out and think he was gonna gut them. cuz they're evil. as part of the headcanon of it all he does have weird hang-ups and
5) backseat gamer. like, pathological. much like myself as a child watching my stepbrothers play zelda or conker's bad fur day, he will sit over shigaraki's shoulder (and anyone else's i guess but he's literally so under-socialized he doesn't know anyone else who plays videogames irl. sad!) and be like i wouldn't have done that. you're supposed to go over there. why aren't you using all these cheat codes that i know (they don't work). thankfully shigaraki is cool with this cuz he loves to argue. i actually consider this canon enough given that we have now seen spinner hanging over shigaraki's shoulder as he's playing games.
4) were a tumblr equivalent to exist in bnhaverse spinner would have an account and he would try to be crazy stealth and not have it associated to any other social accounts ever and he would be a hater on it and you could not pay him to commit voter fraud for something against his morals (shipping polls) (he would have voted destiel!! he knows he is cas-coded!!) but he would create so many dummy accounts manually by hand HIMSELF like a hard worker to influence results as much as he could. without paying people. or getting bots. he has a pure hater soul.
3) related to the above spinner is a constant hater online. people ask him what does he ever like and he just regurgitates whatever video essay he watched recently that had a nice thing to say. but his hater stances are 100% original. not to say that he never Likes something about anything but he's dogshit at expressing it.
2) part of his issues is that he was very unintentionally detached from any other of his heteromorph-related family that he could relate to (a lot of the family was probably located in cities) aside from whatever parents or siblings, which contributed further to his feelings of isolation from the community he grew up in, and his heteromorphic traits were just enough more apparent compared to the immediate family that he was more targeted by the community he grew up in. so he's both discriminated and marginalized by the community, and has a harder time finding solace in his family to cope.
1 ) i must once again stand by spinner's hybistrophilia. like really specifically his true fantasy is a cool suave older man who does a lot of serial killing and is willing to take spinner under his wing and say ah i see you have a lot of potential. but then he fell in love with shigaraki. that's how you know it's true love. i guess you can argue that shigaraki is an old soul.
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I need the Gen-v kids and writers to fold Billy's ass because they're not like Maeve, Kimiko, Ryan, nor Starlight to take the disrespect from Billy. I need the to go off on his monkey ass because he not finna disrespect them, like he disrespects the former. Fuck around and find out.
oooohhhh i wish. but i can't picture it honestly, i get the feeling he will absolutely trick and hurt them as per that usual game of his
billy's been fucking awful from the get go and very good at it, it's only now that his team is getting fed up with his bullshit but that was a long time coming. i love this motherfucker to death in all the wrong ways but i ain't fittin' to turn a blind eye to all the shit he pulls and how grossly manipulative he is, even with hughie
ESPECIALLY with hughie. AND STARLIGHT.
like it's very concrete clear *what* he is from the start, something a certain darling mentioned to me was that billy technically never actually lies about who he is to the reader/viewer (don't get me wrong, there is a bit of deception and the build up and showcase is also def there, rather i should say, he lies to those around him and this is made clear to the reader/viewer)
he is awful, makes it clear he's going to be awful, and then does awful things that line up perfectly with the total piece of shit he is
but it is SUPER consistently clear.
*it's the characters around him that don't see the truth in what he is, give him the benefit of the doubt, or at the time being, don't see through the lies he gives them*
astonishingly enough, even when he's *actually* honest with them.
mallory said it perfectly
"you're only here because you're desperate and fucked and you want something!"
mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmm~<3 mah FAVORITE kinda billy bean<3<3<3
and mallory in both settings is one of the few people able to see through butcher's lies but i have big doubts those poor kids are gonna be on mallory or starlight's level, or even kimiko, because they just don't have that experience with him or what he brings to the table, especially if he starts promising 'jUsTiCe' for them. (it's not, it's never about justice, it's just straight up revenge porn. billy bean is a revenge porn addict--)
but hell, he drags mm back into that whole mess and mm won't blame him, but i sure as hell will because *mm has ocd* and butcher fucking *took advantage of that fact*, AND THEN--even mm says it
"always about becca with you." and "you are so hot for homelander right now"
LEIK--... i'm not gonna go into mah regular trash butchlander rhetoric (hey~<3) but leik, homelander literally does not give a damn about this man, there is always a legit *reason* or bargain that is *the* reason he *lets* the mofo live.
first time was becca cutting a deal with him, next time was blackmail, but like this mofo DID NOT hesitate to try to kill butcher when they met at herogasm which just shows how thin that ice is or how flimsy the 'scorched urf' deal was and how he's itching to be done with butcher, third time was RYAN. who got his attention and pulled him away before he could kill butcher when he very clearly wanted to, and now we're gonna get the euthanasia offering??? OOH--
yeah, homelander gives no shits about butcher beyond him being an inconvenience and it's pretty clear the main reason he hasn't bothered killing him is because he still doesn't perceive billy as any sort of threat to him... but butcher?
butcher is OBSESSED and yeah leik i know i say it every goddamn time but like he's really REALLY obsessed to the point where his brain rot for homie is 1000x WORSE than anything ANY of the girlies in fandom *COULD* have for homie--
oops look at that accidentally threw in a little more butchlander garbage lmao
there's def always a part of me that blames fandom misogyny for giving this boi a free pass half the time (motherfucker spends all his time shitting on becca's memory for his revenge porn fantasy+the way he treats all our lovely lady supes--)
amazingly, the framing is actually really well done because even though we know billy is fuckin' awful beyond any reasonable doubt or redeemability, it's still enough in what the characters around him believe to lead people astray and have them wishing for him to do the right thing even when we know he won't (with the rare few exceptions it's something that benefits him...)
altho deep down i think they know billy will just disappoint them because his whole ass job in the story is to make things HURT lmao.
the boi does know better... he just *chooses* to do *worse*...
i do think that because these kids have less experience with billy and aren't completely alone for him to be a vulture about, it also means they might be quicker to learn especially if they get help from starlight or the others. but unfortunately, i don't picture these kids being able to handle this crafty slimeball. maybe make the attempt but...
gawd, i do not have high hopes for these poor youngins...
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