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Dimples: We should just cut [the piece of pie] up.

Me: No, I’m going to ask Manager, and when he sees how small it is he’ll demur and let us split it.

Dimples: Oh, that’s a good idea.

Later.

Me: *holding up the one largish piece* This was all that was left, do you want any?

Manager: No, you guys can just split it. I’ll be outside unloading trailers.

Even later.

Dimples: Did you ask Manager about the pie?

Me: He said to split it.

Dimples: I knew he would.

Me:

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We got a new Schleich catalogue for next year, Dimples and I were drooling over the new models and complaining that we are strictly limited in what we can order.

Dimples: Can we please order a dinosaur this year?

Manager: You have to buy them in sets of five…

Me: Dinosaurs come in set of three because they’re big.

Manager: Sets of three, I’m sure Alessandro will buy one.

Me: Depending on what kind, I will. Tractor Supply gets to have dinosaurs, why don’t we?

Dimples: Yeah, why don’t we get to have anything cool?

Manager: We do! We have you two!

Me: We’re not for sale though.

Dimples: That was a pretty good answer…

Manager: What if you are?

Me: No, we’re not.

Manager: You’re not even going to hear the price first?

Me: No.

Manager: Dimples is thinking about it though. What if it was someone really cool?

Me: I have a boyfriend.

Manager: What if it was someone cooler?

Me: Nope.

Dimples: She’s too far in love to consider anyone else.

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Well, since nobody is supposed to get together this year, I’ll do what I can. Let’s have an Ask Anyone again! From now until the end of the month.

I also want to know what everyone thinks of this. Should we start having these only on my john-and-so-on blog? This blog may get too cluttered with unrelated characters otherwise.

-Manager

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