#manager headcannons

[solitus17utopia]

"I had a right to die, a right to live, — i want to rip the stars to shreds,"

Ever since the disbanding of the High-Cloud Quintet, everyone has walked their own separate and distinctive paths. Well, nearly everyone. They remained, sulking in the sin of wrath, just like a former friend, they'd harden and crush anyone who breathed their way on the wrong day. Which was once the opposite.

pronouns — they/them, you.

genre — reunited after a separation; the reader was a healer in the high-cloud quintet.

c.warnings — blood mentions, violence mentions, et cetera.

✧ Jing Yuan. — with the unexpected you.

A once easy-going one they were, but time and violence take a toll on someone, even if their soul may be freshly sanguine. It happened to all of his friends, excluding him. But, one that he couldn't expect was you to be the one who'd fallen victim, even if he knew it may happen one day or the other.

So, when he sees you once more, now puriel and a part of an organisation with nefarious rumours surrounding it, he fails to believe those once bright eyes, regardless of colour, that shone like the heavens, now tracking down every target their eyes laid upon in the battlefield mercilessly, he didn't know whether to applaud your new-found prowess or wallow in pity for the change.

But, as blood-thirsty as you may seem, you spare any willowed short-lived species a batted eye to help them, no matter how intimidating they find you. Or that one time, when his youngest lieutenant had wounded himself in a barren land, you practised your faculty of a healer after decades and more.

Lest know, the boy's wariness managed to get a dry chuckle out of your scarred body; Yanqing wouldn't forget the General's usual amusement, which clashed with a type of sentimentality, creating a solemn look on Jing Yuan's face.

As distant as you have grown, you've not forgotten general courtesy, excluding the fact your weaponry bats no eye for the one gotten on the wrong side of it.

Slowly, but surely, Jing Yuan manages to break that chilling barrier of yours, just like the first few times they met your skittish self centuries ago. Sure, the General of the Cloud Knights was bonding with a Stellaron Hunter, what's the worst that could happen? Well, nothing if no one finds out. Fortunately for the General, his little ball of energy (see: the youngest lieutenant, Yanqing.) is a loyal one, if he ever finds out the two having tea alone in the middle of a courtyard at the General's house. Or, of the numerous times, Fu Xuan has sent an especially, irritated glare at him for neglecting his work just to spend time with an 'old friend'. Nonetheless, the two know Fu Xuan means no ill intentions.

Regardless, Jing Yuan is more than deprived of his melancholia now, especially if you decide to stay with him, even if the time spent together is just short, he's glad to be your friend once more. And more, if you allow him that is.

The General and a Stellaron Hunter. Citizens of the Xianzhou Luofu would have spread ludicrous rumours flooding the streets, but fortunately for the pair, the people's creeping eyes were sealed off by the barriers of the General's own courtyard.

The flaps of birds echoed pleasantly throughout the large area of land dressed with long strips of pastel grass. Quiet sips of the china tea cups were being taken occasionally as the General's aureate eyes gazed over your own. Despite the numerous scars inflicted throughout the time of your existence, here you were, half-lidded eyes gazing at the General with an undecipherable look

Softly, a chuckle would leave Jing Yuan's lips at the silent, indirect grumbling that left your body at the way he took another one of your chess pieces with ease. A sigh leaving your lips, you look up at him once more.

"It seems you have been undefeated in chess as ever," They would murmur, seemingly a bit bemused at the smirk resembling a cheshire cat's on Jing Yuan's lips.

"As ever. Why, you've been great at healing as ever, too," a retort makes its way out of his throat with ease, with the intent of getting an abashed look out of you. Yet, a snort does only, and the two continue their afternoon banter, with the chirp of finches in the background serving as a remedy for chaos, supporting peace of mind.

Despite the tiny bubble of the world, it is only temporary; yet, one would learn with time to enjoy the short-lasting memories in life rather than regret and live with contempt.

© solitus17utopia ✦ do not repost, copy, edit. thank you.

— alex's comments on this matter : i apologise if my uploads are rather haphazard and lazy, i will try my best to post every now and then. to the ones requesting, i will try to finish it as swiftly as i can think but my ideas just type out faster as i have a more thorough grasp of it. i may or may not write a wriothesley related fanfic/drabble, who knows...

#⧼ ✣ ⧽ TO THE MANAGEMENT DEPARTMENT #⧼ ✣ ⧽ FOREIGN AFFIRMATION RECOGNITION. #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr x reader #hsr headcannons #honkai star rail headcannons #high-cloud quintet #jing yuan x reader #jingyuan x reader #xianzhou luofu #jing yuan x gender neutral reader #jing yuan x male reader #jing yuan x female reader #jing yuan headcannons #jing yuan fanfics #hoyoverse

[fanfic-gallery]

manager's random tots #7

todoroki shoto x gn! reader

|| headcanons, mentions of a toxic relationship, slight yandere (?), shoto n reader r married

» manager's note: i think most ppl have said these things 'bout him, but you know what, idc- enjoy <33

shoto is literally (dare i say) husband material; either it be the breadwinner or the 'workaholic' spouse, he handles his husband-ly duties to-a-tee~

you're sick? not to worry, he's gonna be there by your side, serving you like your royal highness should; from the littlest requests to biggest demands; he'll do whatever it takes to make you happy! have a new obsession? no problem, all you have to do is tell him what you need to make that dream a reality~

his behaviour mostly leads back to his trauma of endeavor and rei's relationship ever since he was a little boy; not wanting to be like his father, he had made himself (and rei) a promise to always cherish and love the person he would hold dear in his heart in the coming future

...and he would take this promise to his grave if he had to...

he never second-guesses your words in the slightest; anything and everything you say is absolute, and he will follow or do them, no questions asked. he's not paying enough attention to you? he'll cut off an entire week of work; either it be for a mini vacation or just staying at home; he'll give you that affection you so craved. he's being too much? he's not caring enough? don't worry, he'll change.. he'll change just for you... anything for you

this also causes him to spoil you alarmingly. it doesn't matter how much he needs to spend; if by handling your every request bring a smile to your face; you know, he'll cut off his own limbs to make ends meet.

he's never once physical, hell, he's never even yelled or raised his voice at you before — no matter what you did or say, doesn't budge. he's come close; but the image of his mother laying on the ground, balling her eyes out as his father kicked and screamed lapping in the back of his mind would snap him out of it. he just couldn't bare risking the chances of you hating him... even leaving him for that matter... he wants... he needs you... he doesn't want to be like his old man... not ever.

despite, the many warning from his father that his actions would lead him astray... he didn't care... he didn't want to be married off to someone with a compatible quirk to his just so the old man could be happy... no... his sights were on you and you alone... even if there were some complications with the marriage... he'll do anything in his power to set this relationship straight... endeavor's blood doesn't run through him... he'll show him.

"...my love, your deepest desires... your greatest wants and needs... i would make sure that there delivered to you on a silver plater... you have my word..."

#💭 — manager's random thots #bnha x reader #mha x reader #yandere bnha #yandere mha #bnha headcannons #mha headcanons #yandere bnha x reader #yandere mha x reader #shoto todoroki #bnha x y/n #mha x y/n #bnha x you #mha x you #shoto x y/n #shoto x you #shoto x reader #shoto todoroki x reader #shoto todoroki x you #yandere shoto todoroki #yandere shoto x reader #yandere todoroki #todoroki x y/n #todoroki x you #todoroki x reader #bnha todoroki #mha todoroki #mha shoto #bnha shouto #bnha shoto todoroki

[hunterbunter3000]

Can’t stop thinking about the women can easily flip ghost or konig into the fucking ground. Like a sack of potatoes because they are strong like that.

Can’t stop thinking about soap shooting his shot on the K-9 handler but fumbled when she gave him her full attention.

Can’t stop thinking about Ale getting beet red, squirming, and stuttering when one of the women sit besides him and flirt with him. Looking at him with her intense and alluring eyes.

Can’t stop thinking about Price who is usually compose and sharp minded getting distracted and blank when the female captain, speak and he just straight of the bat agreeing with her.

Can’t stop thinking about Gaz being coodle just because how cute he is, the ladies coddles him, and always compliments him doing a great job. Making his head spin and dying inside.

😫😫😫😫

Losing my mind rn fr fr 💯💯💯

#IM ALMOST DONE WITH THE HEADCANNONS I SWEAR #life and other projects keep getting in the way of my writing but im managing my time better! #and my god these are so good #MMFFPH just wanna CHOKE ON EM #And Gaz will always be the baby in ANYTHING I DO #HES SO CUTE MAN WTF #task force 182 #task force 141 x reader #tf 182 ask! #cod oc #cod x y/n #cod imagine #kortac #hunter's ask lounge ☕️ #hunter talkin out her ass 🍑

[standingappa]

headcannon that albus is a math genius he just never knew because they don’t teach fucking math at hogwarts

#scorbus #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #harry potter #hpcc #headcannon as well that after mcgonagall retires the new headmaster implements normal fucking classes like MATH and english #how u gonna teach only magic these kids are going to be dumb asf #HOW ARE YOU NOT GOING TO TEACH MATH AT HOGWARTS???? whoooooo is managing the finances of wizarding companies because it sure as hell is not #goblins

[sunsetrules]

WHO GAVE THE BLOND AND BLUE TWINKS FROM SOUTH PARK PERMISSION TO BARGE INTO MY HEART AND CONSUME THE ENTIRETY OF MY WAKING THOUGHTS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

THE TIKTOK ALGORITHM DID NOT CONSULT OR PREPARE ME FOR THIS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#'i wouldnt say freed/more like under new management' #PLEASE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #IM OBSESSED #THEY LIVE IN MY MIND RENT FREE #creek #craig x tweek #tweek x craig #craig tweek #tweek craig #south park #sp #I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING AB SOUTHPARK #THEYRE JUST SO DAMN CUTE I FUCKING CANT #I HAVE SO KANY HEADCANNONS FOR THEM MY SKRUNKLIES #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #craig tucker #tweek tweak #LOOK AT THEMMMMMMMM #THEYRE SO FUCKONG CUTE IM GONNA SOB #THEM HOLDING HANDS IS EVERYTHING THEY HAVE ME SO WEAK #IM SO IN LOVE #SOULMATES FR #OTP #THEYRE JUST SO FUCKING WARM AND LOVING WITH EACH OTHER IT HAS ME SO EMOTIONAL #THEY ARE EACH OTHERS COMFORT PERSON #THEY BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT SO WELL #CRAIG MODERATES TWEEKS ANXIETY AND TWEEK HELPS CRAIG EXPRESS HIS EMOTIONS #THEYRE LITERALLG PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER #AND THE CONSTANG HANDHOLDING IS JUST A LOVE LANGUAGE OF ITS OWN #GOD BLESS THE TIKTOK ALGORITHM FR

[glamtheglove]

bet tubbo is gonna get kidnapped or something before twitchcon Las Vegas, love the fact that cucurucho has beef with tubbo and all the Brazilians are either proud or worried or both. The week that Phil isn't here tubbo commits crime.

#qsmp #q!tubbo #q!fit #q!pactw #q!felps #q!cellbit #q!mikethelink #q!forever #qsmp cucurucho #q!philza #Bro he is a menace and is ready to fight #I'll be honest I don't think Kidnapping or torture will work on tubbo #They'll get rid of create to make tubbo suffer/j #qsmp federation #q!baghera #Found a headcannon that forever #baghera and tubbo are siblings and I love it #The headcannon was also that they were the manager's children it was great

[redraven3093]

Talullah is that one city kid that has to live in with her Grandfather and sort of uncle Chayanne that has a secluded house and a potato farm far from the big city for a few months because her dad is too famous and he is on tour now

she is so sick of having potatoes and avocado toast all the time, but her dad has taught her to always be polite to her elders.

and unfortunately for her everyone in the house is technically older than her

#don't mind me #headcannons #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp tallulah #qsmp chayanne #like she loves them really #but a young girl will eventualy get sick of eating the same thing #someone help her #qsmp wilbur #modern au #maybe ill write more about this later #funnily enough #they always manage to find themselves shopping clothes at Hot topic

[wishingly-mesh]

Figuring out how to draw this guy! Ignore the ugly looking heads on the side :3

#mk1 tomas vrbada #tomas vrbada #mk1 smoke #smoke #mk1 fanart #mk1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #headcannon time #He’s gets punched stabbed kicked and slammed so much and he’s like #right back up on his feet #He slammers his foot into the corner of a chair or something by accident #He’s holding back tears #And a scream #I also think he plays bullet hells and platformers #If he where to play video games #Also a big Halloween fan #Manages to convince kuai liang to carve pumpkins with him every year #Tomas always has the best one #Sometimes he gets bi-Han to carve too #Smoke puts them on training dummy’s when Halloween is over so they can be destroyed #Off topic #Tomas has the patients of a saint #Him and his siblings used to get into regular fights though when they where kids #He usually started them

[runawaymun]

i really need to do a post about how Rivendell is run at some point

#i'm realizing now that I have a very firm picture of how the house (and surrounding supporting city and farmlands) are managed and that #this is possibly quite specific to me haha #and it informs a lot of very minor stuff in my fics but it's worldbuilding that informs the fics nonetheless #and i ought to probably write it down rather than keep it floating in my head #and just in general i should really do some rivendell posts because i have super firm headcannons about the geography and culture too #and the makeup of the people that live there

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Karasuno's Manager:

The Tiny Giant's Little Sister

Karasuno featuring Tenma Udai (tiny giant) x first year female manager

Warnings: light Kageyama x Hinata exchange Swearing

A/N: This is a request from @korrynn-nadine! Sorry if the tag didn't stick, this happens alot to me 😅

Ahh to be a High school freshman/first year again

Just kidding 😅 I hated high school

But that doesn't mean you have to hate High School YN

And I imagine going to Karasuno would be oh so exciting!

Literally, there is so many cool sports, the people seem nice and the uniforms 👌🏻

You can't tell me their uniforms aren't comfy ✋🏻 because they are

I believe Noya's uniform assessment

NE WAYS you also came to Karasuno because it was your brother's alma mater

Thanks right, your big brother is none other than....

TENMA UDAI 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

Aka the Tiny giant

Aka the guy Hinata looks up to 🙌🏻

Not me hinting that detail would ever be problematic/ important 👀

I would NEVER

You needed a club and bad!

In fact, you just so happened to be telling your resident bestie Yachi of your plight

"Do you know of any clubs that need a manager??"- You to Yachi

Unbeknownst to know, a certain someone heard you

Not Kiyoko sneaking behind corners scouting for managers 😫

Just kidding that's definitely Noya and Tanaka following Kiyoko as she scouts for managers

"Hey did you both say you needed a club?"- Kiyoko, our resident gorgeous third year says

You 👉🏻 yes 😍

Yachi 👉🏻 😐😳🥵 yes...

"Would you like to come check out the team with me tonight?"- Kiyoko

Kiyoko would never show this but she's definitely begging for you to say yes!

You practically leaped at the opportunity

Because you see, you might know a thing or two about volleyball 🏐

I mean your brother IS the tiny giant after all

But you, yourself are also skilled in volleyball knowledge

Our smart queen YN 🥰

At practice, you show up and get introduced to the team

Immediately Hinata gets one of this like psychic feelings

Hinata swears he knows you from somewhere but he can't place it

You know, like when he knew Shiratorizawa was outside the gym doors in season 3?

"ThErE hErE"- Hinata 😠

I get so distracted, back to business 👏🏻

So of course, he says something 😐

No chill this boy istg-

"Hey you look familiar, don't I know you?"- Hinata

You just stare 👁👄👁

"Hinata you dumbass not everyone knows you!"- Kageyama says smacking Hinata

"Chill out crappy-yama! This is why you'll never have a girlfriend! You can't even talk to girls!"- Hinata 😜

Daichi rn 👉🏻 😡

Tsukishima 👉🏻 📱

Asahi 👉🏻 panicking

"Alright Alright you idiots, break it up! Don't you know you should never fight in front of ladies!"- Tanaka

Kiyoko 👉🏻😐🙄 this is why we can't have nice things

After that strange encounter, you begin your trial as Karasuno's newest manager

Honestly, you love it!

Filling water bottles, taking notes, doing team laundry

You even manage to help the boys with practice

"Wow YN! You really know alot about volleyball!"- Hinata 🤩

"Thanks! My brother played for Karasuno years ago, so I know a few things!"- You

"Oh who was your brother YN?"- Daichi asks

You were just about to answer when Kiyoko called you to help set up chairs!

"Just a second!"- You say waving to the boys and running to help your fellow manager

I mean, knowing your brother couldn't really be THAT important right?

👆🏻 as the gif suggests, it does in fact prove to be a big deal 😅

You're bother just so happens to be home for the weekend and you tell him about how you are Karasuno's Manager

You also tell him about Hinata

Just wait until he finds out you talked him up YN ✋🏻

You're brother asks you about the team and you tell him that they are sure to go to Nationals again

"I should probably come check them out then"- Tenma says

You nod in agreement as you text Coach Ukai and Takeda to make sure it's all good

They agree, knowing your brother use to play for Karasuno

However 👀 they never made the connection that YOU were the sister of the Tiny giant

Boy are they all in for a big surprise 🤩

On Monday, you arrive at practice and set up

As the boys enter and begin to warm up, you patiently await your brother's arrival

"Hey whose that guy?"- Hinata asks as he dozens of eyes follow him to the door

Only Ukai makes the connection 😳

"Holy crap that's Tenma Udai!"- he whispers to Takeda

"Who is that?"- Takeda

"You remember Hinata's role model? Well that's him!"- Ukai

Takeda 👉🏻😱😱

But Ukai and Takeda aren't the only ones to notice something

"Wait? Didn't YN say her brother use to play for Karasuno?"- Daichi asks Suga and Asahi

They both nod 😃

"And her brother is pretty short..."- Daichi

They both nod again 😃

"Do you think?"- Daichi 👀

Again 👉🏻 nod 😃

"Guys this is my big brother Tenma Udai! He use to play for Karasuno a few years ago!"- You say

It kind of hits Kageyama all at once

Like a train 🚆

Because man's knows volleyball and he knows that name!

Only Kageyama is like frozen 😳

You just look at Kageyama, Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Takeda and Ukai who all seem to just be staring with their mouths open 😲

Leave it to Hinata to break the silence

"Wow you are short like me! What position did you play?"- He asks Tenma

"Winged spiker"- Tenma answers with a smile

"With your height?? That's so cool! So you were like the Tiny giant before me then!"- Hinata

Oh you precious idiot 😭

It's then that you realize

"Oh yeah, I don't think I ever mentioned my brother is the tiny giant"- you say, nonchalantly

Give it a minute

Just a second longer ⌚️

"Wait ✋🏻 ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW??"- Hinata 👇🏻

"Yep that's me. Former #10"- Tenma says smiling at the ginger boy who is now just so excited

Literally you made his entire life YN 😭

Hinata is going to want to ask a million questions but we limit him to 5

The team enjoys having your brother around and the advice he gives

Hinata is star struck the entire time

Our bby is so happy rn 🤩

When Hinata and Kageyama show Tenma their quick, Tenma is shocked 😲

"Holy crap thats amazing!! I think that's higher than I could even jump!"- Tenma says

Hinata and Kageyama nearly die from the compliment

When Tenma takes his leave, he promises to come back to watch the boys when they make it to Nationals

"Don't let me down guys!"- Tenma says, waving as he takes his leave

You just stand there and wave, turning to see the faces of your team staring at you

"Yn why didn't you tell us sooner??"- Daichi scolds

"Yeah YN we could have prepared more!"- Suga follows up

You 👉🏻😃 excuse me?

Meanwhile Hinata is just standing there with the biggest smile ever

YN you made our feral child so darn happy 🥰

#haikyuu!! #haikyu! #haikyū!! #haikyu headcanons #haikyu headcannons #karasuno x you #karasuno x reader #karasuno x female reader #karasuno x yn #hq karasuno #karasuno chaos #haikyuu karasuno #karasuno manager #udai tenma #hinata shoyo #kageyama tobio #daichi sawamura #asahi azumane #sugawara kōshi #tanaka ryunosuke #nishinoya yū #kiyoko shimizu #yachi hitoka #hq tiny giant #karasuno #female reader #haikyu #haikyu x reader #haikyu x female reader #haikyu x you

[lucyid8]

Da trio!!

#I managed to even make them rgb coded :D #best polycule #whenever u headcannon them as friends/platonic/poly #they are just epic together #minecraft #mineblr #steve #alex #herobrine #steve minecraft #alex minecraft #herobrine minecraft #steve x herobrine x alex #poly headcanons #poly ship #minecraft default skin #mojang #my art #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #doodle #digital art #procreate #digital drawing #rgb #blorbos

[solitus17utopia]

" it’s too late, for this place has withered and died out already like an anökumene, "

Every life is unique to their own, however, all beings have something in common that cannot be altered: death. Each life must pass, and each contentment must melt to the hands of the reaper. It's only science, yet such a grim aspect of it.

pronouns — they/them.

genre — yapping to fluff to angst.

c.warning — aforementioned death, grieving, suggestive self-unaliving, not entirely proof-read.

✧ Dr. Ratio. — Unrequited lives.

For a man such of high prestige as Ratio, one could not think he was for love in the first place. Pursuing the curing of universal flaw— ignorance— he strives to achieve his appearing raison d'être regardless. Recording from as long as from high school, the doctor exceeded all low bars that society expected averages of, staggering results imprinted on every letter and grade file.

The concept of him picking out a mere breathing soul to place his affection on is a foreign concept to all those that know of him. More so, is publicly supporting their partner's catering necessary needs and in moments which they needed him; with the humorous-intended excuse that by helping them, Ratio has rid a scintilla more of ignorance.

With time coming, he too understood human psychology and its involuntary reactions by the help of his partner. Like two pieces in a perfect puzzle, leaving no room for other exceptions. However, despite the thick chilling borders that lined his passionate heart, he never caved in deeper, afraid of the consequences.

But, he subconsciously did.

Hand-holding, cherished moments together, learning and exploring. Memoirs accompanied their partner's room, with softer and unfitting items for a man such as him in his own. No matter how contradictive they were to himself, he saw himself walking back to those same arms, wishing to see that same smile and hoping to educate them further than just innovation, problem-solving, critical thinking and philosophies.

After the passing of his dear partner, Veritas could not help but be reduced back to his self, bitter no less but more. The day he found the news of them found lifeless on a sterile bed, with doctors apologising for their "failure" at saving them, he had to restrain the uncharacteristic gloom that filled his veins. Something he had not felt after that one letter from the Interastral Peace Corporation.

Nowadays, he finds himself to be less passionate than what he once was before, projects and researches and points, all reminding him of the person he halved his life and mind to. The hands of time waited for no one, that was the rule of the universe. Simple as that. But, why does someone like him jolt his grievance into late nights? Why does his heart feel like the weight of their entire form, crushed into a messy, paper ball? He could not pinpoint the answer, there was no logical statement. Or perhaps that's what he forced himself to think.

Only if they were here, they could provide the solution to his problem.

© solitus17utopia ✦ do not repost, copy, edit. thank you.

— alex's comments on this matter : was supposed to be an angsty one, but it ended up more of a Veritas blabber than that... this is my first test for him, so I don't think it's that great. I wish to write better works for him later in the future

#⧼ ✣ ⧽ TO THE MANAGEMENT DEPARTMENT #⧼ ✣ ⧽ FOREIGN AFFIRMATION RECOGNITION. #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr x reader #hsr headcannons #honkai star rail headcannons #star rail #star rail x reader #star rail headcannons #star rail x y/n #hsr x you #dr ratio x reader #dr ratio x y/n #dr ratio x you #veritas ratio #hoyoverse #veritas ratio x you #veritas ratio x y/n #veritas ratio x reader

[inazumaclown]

the girlzzzzz

wish we could have seen natsumi and rika in pretty dresses too, also touko since she already rocked the tux

love them all despite the visible struggle for inazuma writers to write women in non insulting ways

#touko and rika should have joined inazuma japan as managers #they would have been great for training purpose and even get a little development along the way #i have so many headcannons about all of them #inazuma eleven #inazuma japan #inazuma 11 #my art #i love them so much #zaizen touko #natsumi raimon #haruna otonashi #kino aki #fuyuka kudou #urabe rika #inazuma managers

[ruumirmir]

Employee of the Month

really, i dont think half of this should be taken seriously, HOWEVER:

I think loverboy's peakest babygirl moment in all of his career should be singlehandedly getting pantalone to invent the concept of "employee of the month" for the sole reason of having a workplace excuse to spoil and praise him without raising suspicion. 👀 Which I'll set in the timeline Before pantalone becomes the harbinger, and is just a fairly high ranking official at present.

(theres like a whole backstory ive cooked up that my moot is currently writing now so this entire post might make a lot more sense after my requested fic is out lmao)

like yeah,, pantalone eventually does come to realize and notice that Hmmm! This one man is a particularly diligent worker! His excellent workplace charm and wet puppy eyes have captivated me !

Perhaps a little shy to praise.

(lil bro is actively trying to avoid the spotlight in such a line of work)

Celestia knows how many hundreds of fatui are trained and raised in the soldiers way 🙄 With the Tsaritza's mercy the organization will rarely happen upon a handful of sparkly-eyed new recruits that can actually be COMPETENT with the brunt of the logistics, diplomacy and theoretical PAPERWORK that keeps the fatui running.

God knows that harbingers like Pantalone, Pulcinella, and occasionally Arlecchino NEED subordinates behind desks rather than on the field.

So the idea comes to pantalone on a fine sunny day with a stroke of genius !

because the work environment under each harbinger is so Different, you could categorize pantalone to (relatively) have the safest, and most boring work imaginable.

Definitely in which case, job motivation is very..... low. Well not anymore apparently,, in comes loverboy, newly enrolled in the fatui

with a personal vendetta against risking his precious life on the field, who damn well MAKES SURE his work merits and skills direct him towards a cushy job with good pay. and that eventually catches pantalone's attention, whos like

Wow! I wonder how i can get myself to play favorites in my department in broad daylight without it being suspicious... Hmmm...

And then on the first day of the upcoming month, out goes a notice to every subordinate, manager, accountant, secretary and etc etc, about a brand new system set in place! and would you look at that:

Loverboy nearly digs a hole and buries himself on the spot out of embarrassment when he sees a nice framed photo of him hung up at the Northland bank's noticeboard with nice bold letters saying

"Fatuus of the Month"

followed by a nice motivational speech by pantalone that goes a little too into loverboy's personal quirks rather than his excellent contributions to the bank.

Really, it might've only been a little over 1.5 years into his mandated fatui service, but he's already been sent off with a neat bonus.... a small material gift that pantalone bought him, and a strong surge of interest from his fellow colleagues/comrades.

So much for trying to avoid the spotlight :P

also pspsppspsps @eluxcastar would you like some loverboy thoughtposting

#➳❥ Rumoured rants #➳❥ Rumour says #➳❥ Ooh Lover Boy #pantalone #genshin #genshin impact #fatui #fatui harbingers #pantalone genshin #gensin impact headcannons #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #pantalone x reader #pantalone x male reader #genshin impact fatui #i love have incoherrent thoughts come to life #i feel like this is just genshin impact: the office AU #you can take the genshin out of the businessman #but you cant take the business out of THIS genshin man #by god i survived a bachelors in business management and BY GOD WILL I MAKE USE OF IT #even tho i remember like. almost nothing from it :) #anyways k thanks bye i prommy ill have more interesting loverboy thoughts cooking soon <3

[gumm1defloor]

Personally speaking if I had to pick one rairpair out of the entire hellaverse I would want to see canon it would be Velvette x Verosica but man it is going to be the most lavish, fluffy, intensely intimate, passionate, rancid & disastrous 24/7 trending full blown shitstorm hell has ever seen I don't think anyone is going to be ready. Not even these two. Dear god especially not these two.

Man Verosica is just 2 for 1 on short gremlin kings who are also coincidentally emotionally constipated walking talking sacks of untreated mental illnesses wrapped up in 3 layers of intimacy issues isn't she but hey at least this one's pretty much guaranteed never to steal your credit card for horse riding lessons and most definitely won't be caught one ring down in wrath in the middle of fuck knows where with said credit card so.... yay improvement?

#and unlike the last one - they don't talk about the last one - #She likes how effortlessly confident Velvette is with everything she works with and how little she has to worry about their relationship #when she's around her #ofc the gradual loss of autonomy and general sense of self is a whole other thing and she definitely doesn't need to think about it ever- #-cause her stunningly hot drop-dead gorgeous filthy rich and famous girlfriend just designed her 10 new fashion lines for her new tour- #-without her even asking- #-and they're gonna live stream the best date she's ever going to have in the fanciest restaurant the pride rings has to offer. #she's never felt this adored & safe & content in satin knows how long she is getting herself trashed every other saturday and STILL #manages to look flawless for every magazine by morning #& Velvette tells her they look so hot together every time they take a selfie as she pulls her waist & face & hair & neck into her side #like she's ready to swallow her whole #they spoil each other with gifts & praises and shit talking ppl behind their back #and absolutely nothing between them ever went wrong #hazbin hotel shitposts #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #I remember having a headcannon that Velvette sends every single girl/boyfriend(toy) she has ever had to Valentino after she dumps them. #sometimes she'll even throw in a personal recommendation #Velvette is dead quiet about the breakup this time around #Valentino - for once in his life- knows better to ask #Verosika never came to pentegram city to do live shows since #angst #I suppose #which is probably all my 2 neurons are good for past 9 pm

[quanblovk]

How the mage sisters would react to jumpscares:

Francisca would yelp and look away, then look back and laugh it off.

Flamberge would LOOSE IT and instinctively throw hands. She's the type of person to punch her laptop after a horror game gives out a jumpscare.

Zan Partizanne's dead inside. Absolutely zero reaction.

#gtw hand update! #middle finger still can't curl up #but with my thumb and index finger still working #i think i can still manage a good looking doodle! #i try one later and see how itgows #imma post a bunch of headcannons in the meantime #quan blovk #kirby nintendo #mage sisters #headcannons #Francisca #Flamberge #Zan Partizanne #ask-magesisters