Redraw of one of my most popular pieces from 2023, made exactly a year ago today! Here's the original for comparison!
These two mean so, so much to me ;w; they've helped me better understand the appeal of romance as a whole, come to terms with my own identity and have led me to meeting some of the most incredible and talented people I've ever met in my life. The impact they've had on the fandom blows me away, and I'm so excited to share many more years of Juntech content with you all! ;v;
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a shitload of incorrect quotes
Tech: *clicks pen*
Crosshair: *clicks pen in response*
Wrecker: Stop that.
Tech: Stop what?
Wrecker: You’re talking about me in Morse code!
Tech: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
*later*
Crosshair, to Omega: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
Hunter: What’s something you guys are better than Crosshair at?
Wrecker: Mario Kart.
Omega: Yeah, all video games except first-person shooters and The Last Of Us.
Tech: Emotional vulnerability.
Tech: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Hunter: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Echo: Drunk.
Wrecker: Wasted.
Crosshair: Dead.
Echo, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Tech, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Crosshair, pulling out a Pokémon card: Absol, I choose you!
Hunter, trembling: What are we playing?!
Wrecker: What is love?
Hunter: An emotional minefield.
Tech: A neurochemical reaction.
Omega: Baby don't hurt me.
Crosshair: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Echo: No it doesn't.
Tech: Firetruck!
Omega: FUCK!
Omega: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Hunter: You’re too young to have enemies.
Omega: You don’t even know.
Crosshair: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Hunter: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Crosshair: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Hunter:
Hunter: *Sigh* Let me call your therapist again.
Nexu: I’m not a doctor, I’m a medic.
Wrecker: What’s the difference then?
Nexu: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Crosshair: Note to self; never get shot.
Crosshair: Hand me the people opener.
Hunter: ...
Hunter: Pardon?
Crosshair, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Hunter, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Crosshair: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Hunter: Knife. It's called a knife.
Omega, hugging Crosshair: Do you feel any better?
Crosshair: I feel much better now that you're here with me.
*Hunter walks in*
Crosshair: I feel half better.
Hunter: Would you rather kill Tech, or—
Echo: Yes, kill them.
Hunter: I didn’t say the other thing—
Echo: I don’t need to hear it.
Tech: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
Benji, to cadet Crosshair: Oh my stars you are so cute and small!
Crosshair: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away*
Hunter, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Crosshair cute or small.
Hunter: Omega is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.
Crosshair: Murder?
Omega: Murder.
Hunter: How high are you?
Crosshair: 6'4".
Tech: No, he's asking what drugs are you on.
Crosshair: Oh, antidepressants, why?
Crosshair: Hey, do you know the password to Hunter’s computer?
Omega: Fuck you, Crosshair.
Crosshair: Hey!!
Omega: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouCrosshair".
Crosshair: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Omega: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Echo: Wasn’t Crosshair with you?
Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Tech: I will find us a ride.
Tech: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Omega: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Tech leaves*
Omega, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Crosshair, also casually: Yes, fuck you.
Omega: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Crosshair: I'm a knife.
Wrecker, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
Crosshair: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Echo: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Hunter: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
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