#mandolorian incorrect quotes

[thestarwarslesbian]

Bo-Katan: As mandalorian’s our main saying is Fuck the Jedi. Din: Yeah Fuck the Jedi. Now if you’ll excuse me I have a bounty to collect. [1 week later] Din: Hey, guess who I married? Bo-Katan: Who? Din: the last Jedi, Luke Skywalker. Bo-Katan: What?! Why would you do that?! Din: You said as Mandalorian’s we fuck the Jedi, and he is perfect. Bo-Katan: Din: You didn’t mean Literally Bo-Katan: NO!! Luke: :]

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[elcarimercanto]

Luke showing Holocron videos of Anakin to Din:

Luke: So Din, this was my father, Anakin Skywalker.

Din: Heh, You look a lot like him

Din internally: Holy Force he looks just like Luke, but way more rugged and hot. Ooh, is that a scar? No! Stop it Din, you can't be having these thoughts about your boyfriend's dead force ghost dad!!!

Anakin appearing out of nowhere: Those thoughts are perfectly reasonable to have Din.

Din: WTF!?!

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[paz-djarin]

Din: You look good in that hoodie.

Paz: You know where else I'd look good?

Din, zero hesitation: My bed.

Paz, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

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[drewharrisonwriter]

I don't own this meme lol someone just sent this to me this morning via Messenger. I think it's hilarious though.

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[lightdrizzel]

Din: My son ward wishes to fight.

Another Mandolorian, looking at all 1′1″ potato sack of Grogu: Sir, this is a baby.

Din: Did I stutter.

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[darlinglittlemeg]

Luke: I’m sure it’s fine to go alone.

*everything happens on tantooine*

*one day later*

*Luke’s door getting kicked down*

Luke: what the-

Din: YOU SENT MY SON ALONE!!!!!!

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[local-jedi]

[the sound of beskar constantly being hit together]

grogu: bwwwap patu bwap ruah grrrr? (what's that sound?)

the amorer: your father is forging new foundlings with lady kryze

grogu: patu?

the amorer: .........

grogu: PATU

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[wisefoxluminary]

Paz: I need to go check on something. While I’m gone, don’t breathe on my pillow.

Din: how about I just don’t breathe at all?

Paz: Atta boy!

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[thestarwarslesbian]

Paz: Din, you are an idiot. Din: Shut the fuck up or I'll slit your throat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boba: Din, you are an idiot. Din: Do you want a fight, huh?

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Luke: Din, you are an idiot. Din: Yes, yes Cyar’ika. I love you too.

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[elcarimercanto]

Luke: So Leia, there's this guy...

Leia: yeah? What's he look like?

Luke: Well he has a mustache and-

Leia: no

Luke: you didn't let me fin-

Leia: no.

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[coruscant-clickbait]

bo katan: I saw a mythosaur the armorer: that's a nice dream honey bo katan: I saw a real one the armorer: uh huh

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

The boring part of Bounty Hunting

(Shortly after capturing Pichu, Wolf and Dark Samus are awaiting Dr Robotnik for delivery. Wolf tunes in to ask on the Doctor’s progress)

Wolf: Wolf Pack has arrived at the checkpoint with the asset. Awaiting confirmation-

(Pichu starts rustling in his sack, Wolf elbows him to make him stop)

Wolf: Knock it off! (Back to his radio) Waiting for confirmation to continue.

Agent Stone: That’s a go to proceed, but I advise you to double check… The Doctor just touched down and already took out a squad of his local badniks.

Wolf: Standing by.

Dark Samus: Did he just say that Robotnik destroyed his own robots?

Wolf: Ah, who knows? These guys like to lay down the law when they first arrive into town, y’know? You know how it is.

(Pichu moves again, Wolf hits him again)

Wolf: I said, shut up!

D.Samus: What is that thing, anyway?

Wolf: I don’t know, maybe Eggman wants to eat it, I don’t ask questions.

D.Samus: Can I see it?

Wolf: Did you not just hear that Dr Eggman blew up a dozen of his own robots just to prove a point?

D.Samus: Ok…

Wolf: I get that point! Do you get the point?

D.Samus: Yes, I get the point.

Wolf: Ok…

(Wolf and D.Samus continue to sit in awkward silence. To pass the time, D.Samus starts shooting at some nearby rocks. Wolf pulls out his blaster and joins in until he runs out of shots)

D.Samus: Should we offer that thing some water?

Wolf: You just wanna look at it.

D.Samus: So what? You got to see it.

Wolf: Barely! I mean, I grabbed it up off the ground, and I stuffed in this sack.

D.Samus: That’s more than I got to see it.

Wolf: Look, I’m not taking it out of this bag until I deliver it to the doctor.

D.Samus: Fine…

Wolf: Ok, stop asking. *sigh* I’m checking this, this is crazy.

(Wolf calls Agent Stone again)

Wolf: Any update yet?

Agent Stone: Uh, that’s a negative. Still waiting on confirmation. He just destroyed a badnik for interrupting, so this might take a while.

Wolf: *Sigh* Thank you. Standing by, still. Great. Unbelievable.

D.Samus: Hey, how long has it been since that thing moved?

Wolf: I don’t know, like a minute or two, don’t worry.

D.Samus: Uh, it’s been way longer than a minute.

Wolf: Oh my god…

D.Samus: Shouldn’t we check and see if it’s still alive? You hit it pretty hard.

Wolf: You just wanna see it!

D.Samus: Well, we should check and see if it’s hurt! The last thing that you want is to give Eggman a bag and have him open it and find whatever-

Wolf: OK, OK, Look: Here you go! See? Take a peek. Everything’s fine.

(Wolf opens the bag and show Pichu to D.Samus)

D.Samus: What is that?

Wolf: I don’t know, it’s a pet or something.

D.Samus: A pet? What- AUGH!

(Pichu bites D.Samus, shocking her, who then proceeds to punch Pichu)

Wolf: Serves you right.

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[obscure-imaginations]

Din: Aw, 20 credits? I wanted a peanut.

Boba: 20 credits can buy many peanuts.

Din: Explain how.

Boba: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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[thebaddestofbatches]

*Din searching the palace*

Boba: Djarin, what are you looking for?

Din: My will to live

*Grogu pokes his head around the corner*

Din: Oh there it is.

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[bluescluelessly]

[insp. from @incorrect-mandalorian​ ]

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[local-jedi]

bo-katan: thats why yo shoes raggedy

mando: thats why yo daddy dead

bo-katan: :0

mando: dead as hell

bo-katan: :'(

mando: what helmet he got on??

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