#mango's mail

[team-avia]

Yk that image with the stickman drawing violently eating a mango, that's how we are with all that you guys put out 💀

Lmao

Cinder

#mail 💌 #cindermod🔪 #mango specifically is so funny

[thewhimsyturtle]

💘 Happy Valentine's Day! 💘 I found the perfect card for my sweetie Mango @wafflesworld this year! 💌 I wanted to deliver Mango's card myself, but since Mom wouldn't let me go with her to Canada last week, I had to let Mom do the delivering. I made sure to fill Mango's card with lots of special kisses just for her! 😘💖🐢🐢🥰

#Valentine's Day #card #love #puns #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #Happy Valentine's Day #kiss #boop #Valentine cards #tortle mail #valentines #Mango #wafflesworld #Valentine's Day 2024 #cute #animals

[blog-name-idk]

Omg are you playing dense on purpose??

Clearly by “scene” I meant the entire Tae and Jennie scandal. Which is staged af. I couldn’t give a flying fuck about fictive Taehyung but this entire news is fake and it’s stupid ARMYS and BLONKS falling for it.

My mistake, I thought since it was an ask to me, it was an ask about something I had some sort of involvement in or control over. I heard about the pictures and then kind of forgot about it since whether they are in a relationship or not, or are pretending to be in a relationship or not, doesn't have any impact on my life.

Unless you mean me reblogging a hilarious ra-tata-mic joke? I personally thought it was really funny – I'll explain why it was a joke because everyone knows that jokes are 100x funnier when you have to explain them.

The inspiration: Jennie and Taehyung creepshots that seem to have everyone up in arms for whatever reason.

The set up: Actually they would make a dope collab (actually other than like the thought being inspired by the "scandal," the post itself doesn't say anything about a relationship? Just that they would make a banger of a duet?)

The punchline: RA-TATA-MIC

So, what makes the punchline funny is that Blackpink is known for their "RATATATA" adlibs/vocals in songs. Citation: https://youtu.be/gQlMMD8auMs?t=162

And then there is the meme about Tata-mic face, which is an adorable expression he makes, named for its first real appearance in the wild. Citation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RawxiuLAOK0

So ra-tata-mic becomes a portmanteau (a word blending the sounds and combining the meanings of two others - citation: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/portmanteau), by combining RATATA with tata-mic using the "TATA" that is in both words.

Anyway, all of the SugArmyy compilation vids are fun watches, you should check them out! They might help you get your mind off the pictures. I hope you feel better about the situation soon, I'm sure BTS would want you to be happy rather than getting hung up on trivial things!

Also lowkey if BLONK is a derogatory term for BLINK that is hilarious and I kind of love it. RATATATA! I gotta start listening to them so I can be a BLONK.

#RATATATA! #I listened to Pink Venom for research purposes and ok it kinda slaps #IT'S THAT PINK VENOM IT'S THAT PINK VENOM! #don't worry y'all be happy #mango mail #man(go)splaining #mango mania

[cloudgazing]

HIIIII omg the blog looks so cute the url is so cute the icon is so cute everything's cute tbh !!! 🌼🌸

omg thank u friend 🥺🥺💝💖💗💓💞💓💖💖

#bidding the mango goodbye but not in spirit jdkskdks maria and i were talking abt it too #how are you doing 🫂🫂🫂🫂 #i need to redo my mutual tags god #mail 💌

[tansypaws]

when im depressed i forget i like fruit and vegetables bc they make me anxious bc i get afraid im going to let them go bad but when i am on the up and up? oh you KNOW i am devouring bowls of fruit like an excitable gecko

#wren speaks #ya boi has been going THRU IT these past few weeks and or months #depending on how you look at it #between figuring out insurance and other things #but mostly insurance sinc ei had to get on my own plan but its been a struggle #anyway i got my insurance card in the mail the other day and i have coverage #so im happy again and all is good #i can eat fruit #i devoured some plums and prickle pear fruit and grapes ln #and before that a mangoa #and i got two altufo mangoes at the store yd too that are about ready to go #so i will nosh on those too #I LOVE FOOOOD #i love delicious meals and making little treats for myself

[theharrowing]

To MC's ex in Collateral:

Bruh you suck

Unnamed man with no physical details known, aside from his affinity to dress like a fuck boy, grimaces. He has a black eye and a split lip, because he cannot for the life of him stay out of trouble, and he says nothing.

#blog-name-idk #mango martini 🥭🍸 #character ama #collateral family asks #fic: collateral #🎈1k day! 💜 #you've got mail 💌

[chichinaylo]

Reminded me of you🫶

thank you abby🥹🫶🏿

#im not really a big fan of mangoes but peaches tho… #i be smacking on them thangs #chichi gets mail.{💌} #abby

[hostilecityshowdown]

thank you mik knacks! adding to my ECW keychain from them: survivor series keychain and in your house pin. i also ordered bloody barbed wire bat earrings, and mik sent rainmaker earrings (for mango!) as an apology for how long it took to ship, even though she didn't have to!

please check out mik knacks and consider signing up for the mailing list - mango and i ordered kane and halloween havoc rey mysterio earrings from mik a few years ago and even after frequent wearing, they're in excellent condition! mik offers both hooks and clip ons, and both are comfortable and durable.

#[ colour commentary ] #mango has covid so you're legally obligated to make me feel better by signing up for the mailing list. #i wrote this before their test result and had to draft it before i wrote the tags :'3 i'm going to buried alive match their coworker. #long post #wheelchair #if you want photos of earrings message me. i won't post my face

[xiaojuun]

rank fruits

fruits i love u... ugh peaches = strawberries > plums = cherries > pears > raspberries > watermelon > pineapple = kiwi = passionfruit > citrus fruits > pomegranate = apples > p much all other fruits i only don't like mango :<

send an ask to make me choose ...

#no one unfollow me for being a mango anti i didn't choose this life i have TRIED !!!! #erimail #mail from: ver! ☕️ #eri.askgame

[blog-name-idk]

Wow hello sincerest apologies for the ask I JUST sent lmao I should have searched your blog bc if I had I would have seen that you answered someone else’s ask that was very similar to mine. Glad to hear matchy is okay though. I am willing to pay gooooood fuckin money to be able to read that fic again. It was perfect. Literally the most perfect min yoongi x reader fic I’ve ever read and I’ll miss it forever. Feel free to ignore both my asks. I just wanted to find out what happened because I reread it all the time and couldn’t find it. If matchy ever feels like selling like a word doc of it to me so I can read it over and over and over again, I’ll deadass give them $1000. We can dream. Thanks for ur time if u do end up reading these tho ❤️

LMAO you're good dude!! I see it as akin to commenting on a fic and then reading the next chapter lololol.

And GOD I totally get you, that fic was A+, tickled all my fancies. I'm so sad about Please Linger too bc I loved everything about it. I'll let them know how you feel about it, no promises on a response or anything though, unfortunately 🥲

If you want recos, there are a couple other crack-y but amazing soulmate AUs I'm a huge fan of but are unfinished. They're OT7 though.

Buyer's Beware by smashin

Heaven Said No by reveri/@eserethriddle

Cough shamless self promotion cough:

The Plot Twist by me and reveri

#bts fic recs #mango missing matchy hours 🥲 #titty-ambulance #mango mail #also fabulous blog name looool

[shurisneakers]

It is mango season and I was eating my mango like normal when it started to taste spicy and my throat got all itchy and my tongue turned numb. It’s a terrible nightmare. What desi girl is suddenly allergic to mango?!

And worst of all, my family is saying I’m making this all up 😭

NOOOOO THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE BESTIE

#ari answers #anon #NOT A MANGO ALLERGY. I'D GO INSANE #ari replies to mail she should have replied to 4 months ago