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#manhwa incorrect quotes
murasaki-cha · 2 months
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*Alberu and Cale while saying goodbye to each other in public*
Cale: Bye! Have a good day!
Alberu: Thanks, have a great day!
Cale: Have an amazing day!
Alberu: Have an incredible day!
Cale: HAVE A MAGICAL FUCKING DAY YOU SON OF A BI—
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bivirtualtrash · 1 year
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Vinter, opening the door: after you
Penelope: no, after you
Vinter: I insist
ALTERNATIVE VERSION
Penelope, fighting Reynold: after me, you son of a bitch!
Reynold: go to hell, I was here first!
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boredmariedelline · 2 years
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Callisto, to his subordinates: Alright, listen up you little shits
Callisto: Not you Cedric, you're a saint for putting up with me and I'm glad you're here
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milliekyway · 9 months
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erkin: *gets stabbed*
erkin: ok first thing first, RUDE-
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Medea x Dion AU
Baby Benjamin: Da!
Dion: What's that, Benjamin!??!!!! Are you gonna say Dada?!! Say Dada!!!!
Baby Benjamin: DEATH!!!
Dion: Dada?
Baby Benjamin: DOMINATION!!!!
Dion: Um Dada?
Baby Benjamin: Destruction domination
Pel: Oh god why does this look likes a sign he's gonna be a destructive one in the future????!!!!!
Medea: Aww sweetheart (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
If those aren't his first idk what is
Psyche: is this okay for the child?
Roxana: Of course, he’s an Agriche and Solon
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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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[Ghost and you cuddling in bed after a long, exhausting day]
Y/N, with chin on top of his head :
Y/N, sniffs his hair :
Y/N : Your hair smells like… roses? Is that the new shampoo?
Ghost, his head resting on your chest with comforting grip around your waist :
Ghost : I figured you’d prefer if I smelled nicer. I guess… it’s not manly?
Y/N, snickered, placed a gentle kiss on his head : I like it. It smells nice. I’m just a little surprised, that’s all.
Y/N : And you’re always manly to me, Simon. Whatever shampoo you use.
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phsmloves · 2 months
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Y/N: Hey, get me some water.
Elite: I'm Charles Choi, the Chairman of HNH group.
Y/N: Okay Charles Choi, the Chairman of HNH group. Get me some water.
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nerdypostpatrol · 10 months
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alberu:"Dragon-nim give me strenght to deal with cale bullshit" passerbay:"shouldn't you pray to God?" alberu:*murderous face*"never say that 'G word' in front of me again"
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umsivsworld · 8 months
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He Cheng is done with He Tian and his friends at this point…
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stormhordy · 1 year
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luo binghe *sighing* : I have never had a real friend.
shen qingqiu: it's okay, I can be your friend.
luo binghe:
shen qingqiu:
luo binghe: I have never had a husband either.
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murasaki-cha · 2 years
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Callisto literally after finding out about the “lovers” thing: Why yes the princess and I are indeed lovers that lovingly love each other with our deep love as lovers do when they’re in love
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bivirtualtrash · 1 year
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Penelope: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying ?
Penelope: Like dame, if people did that to other people Reynold would have died years ago.
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boredmariedelline · 2 years
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Reynold: If the opposite of "pro" is "con"
Penelope: That means the opposite of progress is congress
Derrick: Please don't encourage him
Reynold: Then the opposite of constitution is-
Yvonne: Let me stop you right there, dear brother
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sscarletvenus · 6 months
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Medea and Rita would get along well if they met
Rita: So you swapped bodies with the one you hated too
Medea: Yes… It was necessary for my plans. At the time, I thought she stole my fiancé and caused other things. You?
Rita: She was saying how lucky I was to be dying and how she wished she was like me so I gave her what she wanted
Medea: What happened to Verta?
Rita: She died when I swapped bodies with her and I’ve been living as her ever since while giving hell to everyone who messed with me. What happened to your swapped person?
Medea: We’re getting married
Rita: …
Medea: …
Rita: So… What will you do with the person who fucked with your life?
Medea: My wife and I will kill him
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alicehattera03 · 7 months
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Cale's outfits
Cale in any and every outfit that shows even just a hint of skin:
Us and everyone else in the world suddenly becoming victorian men who would faint at the sight of an ankle:
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