Chris: You know, dad, this crush you have on Buck has really gone on long enough. When are you going to ask him out already?
Eddie, coughing: I do not have a crush on Buck!
Chris, unimpressed: Please, I'm not a kid anymore. I’m not blind. It's about time you turn this whole situationship into a real one.
Eddie: ...What's a situationship?
Chris: Dad, that's not the point—!