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#manipulate mansplain manwhore!
thoselittleboats · 4 months
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BG3 text - Raphael (7/?)
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so, a while ago, there was a dcxdp prompt that was like "Danny Fenton gets hired by the Justice League and slowly realizes that he was hired to hunt down Danny Phantom with Justice League Dark, so he has to gaslight gatekeep girlboss his way out of it" (link in the replies if you find it bc i can't)
but what if this prompt was more chaotic?
like, dani learns whats happening and instead of trying to get her template out of this, she decides to make it worse.
the team discovers the daughter of Ghost King Phantom (and Dani should probably have a different name in ghost form, maybe a star name? Maybe she can shapeshift into her original age, so she looks five) is sabotaging their work. when they finally capture her, she immediately latches onto Danny.
Dani: Papa! Danny, immediately: I'm not your dad! Dani, eyes tearing up with devious glee: I don't care if you and Daddy got divorced. You're still my Papa and I still love you! Danny: what. Constantine: YOU WERE MARRIED TO THE BLOODY GHOST KING!?
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kettlefire · 11 months
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I need like 15+ hour list of Justice League fics where the premise is "Manipulate, Mansplain, or Manslaughter" a way through whatever trouble and it's just Bruce/Batman always defaulting to Manwhore, and it works.
Every.
Single.
Time.
Without fail.
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fitzs-space · 11 months
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Got the three genders out here frfr
this was just an excuse to draw characters in hoodies and throw them in a colour void. Individuals below the cut
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melmedarda · 1 year
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Manipulate, mansplain, manslaughter.
⸻ part 1/? of phrases in threes, arcane in meme.
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every woman wanst….. a greendale dressed man……
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marinacourage · 2 months
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pete would prevent every drama from happening simply by shaking hands with everyone and telling them to fucking behave or else
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phantasm-echo · 3 months
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Don’t question it just accept it as truth anyway I am a malewife fives truther-
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evaningotham · 4 months
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dick grayson: why choose between “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” and “mansplain manipulate manwhore” when you can combine them?
dick grayson: gaslight manipulate manwhore
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willosword · 6 months
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it is with a heavy heart that i must bear the burden of being the first ever person to post about kamen's manipulative uwu fuckboy poses 😔
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for science again what's your favourite description of aziraphale's gender
I'm procrastinating lunch for this the brainrot is INSANE what did you do to your mascot good omens fandom WHAT DID YOU DO anyway have this maggots:
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god i love that little shit so much
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bluelisblu · 2 years
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yeah, I'm gonna ruin ur life boy
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oldwitchsleep · 1 year
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thinking about him (honeytrap will graham)
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ilatians · 9 days
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life tip for the homies
every time i get dressed in the morning i ask myself “would elle woods (girlboss) or klavier gavin (manwhore) be seen wearing this?” and if the answer is no i find something else
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nano20030601 · 10 months
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Renault nano to clear your skin
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beedreamscape · 6 months
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I love how we get introduced to John's powers in the most casual and/or stupid ways:
*necro dead on the floor after bleeding herself for him* oi--? for fuck sake! *casually resurrects her* sorry, luv, did I say you could die? No, back to work
*water full of bodies approaches his shoes* ew ew hell no *lifts the fucking earth and moves the waters*
*tries being funny to his friends* guys guys meet Ulysses and Titania hhahah *puppets two very dead corpses*
*after eating shitty soup and watching his oldest friend explode* *freezes everyone and everything around him* casually: harrow dear what the actual fuck?
*rematerializes himself from bloody powder after stabilizing the sun* well, that was awkward...
Ugh! you're pissing me off *explodes your heart and cracks your skull*
*needs a sample of your dna* so anyway I ripped his whole arm off, don't worry, he didn't feel a thing
Oh look, peaches! *turns somebody's bone into a can opener*
Shit shit the cops are after us *raises 2 acres worth of a meter-thick meat wall with perpetual bone foundation* i think this will do for now
*gets outsmarted by some trillionaires* well well well not so fast *kills the entire solar system and puts out the sun and still fails to catch them*
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