tumblr. tumblr look at me. the only paid ads i’ve seen for the past two days have been manscaped ads. it’s-- nonono keep looking at me. into my eyes. i’ve Only seen manscaped ads. only those in my feed for two days. do you have any idea what that does to a person. can you even begin to comprehend the kind of damage that has been done to my psyche. for two days straight. only ball shaving equipment ads. you’re still listening to me right. All Manscaped Ads. FOR TW-
Dracula sneaks up on Jonathan while he's shaving but luckily Jonathan is using his new Manscaping(TM) shaving kit and doesn't nick himself when he jumps! However Dracula still throws his mirror through a window, out of embarrassment at having seen Jonathan's entire cock and balls.
“It's me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you. Just like I love MANSCAPED and their new Lawn Mower 4.0 trimmer and other grooming essentials.”
Dude, if a Musk-Exodus from Twitter happens soon, no one better use the shoelaces thing to tell each other apart. No. We all know the only way we'll be able to spot a Twitter transplant from a mile away is by their clearly unshorn balls.