#manscapes

[hwsforeignrelations]

The duality of Alfred...

#hetalia #hws america #my art #tw ed #hes hasn't actually got an ed but just in case #this man has SERIOUS self image issues #like he VAIN AF but also incredibly unsure of himself #if alfred isn't kept constantly busy he falls into self destructive habits #like yknow picking himself apart in the mirror #welllll maybe the t i n i e s t bit if binging #i wouldn't call it an ed tho #just that he binges when upset #he bleaches his teeth AT LEAST once a week #manscapes #GAWD hes so fluckin obsessed w his teefs #its hard work singlehandedly keeping up hollywoods smile reputation #his weight fluctuates A TON cuz he doesn't really move during winter but them is beaching every day during summer #ALSO hc that if a nation doesn't like a tooth (cuz maybe it chipped or got cavities or sm) they just... yank it out #kinda like humans cutting their nails so they grow back better #.txt

[forcuriousguys]

Manscapes

#manscapes #red #undergear #hairy abs #happy trail

[manscaped]

We all need a little touch up.

#manscaped #male grooming #self care

[shiftythrifting]

#uncle blasp #manscaped #I swear we're not getting ball money #thank you andre #the night terror you didn't know you needed #shitposting #the crossover nobody asked for #hall of fame

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Honestly I don't remember the dream itself but it ended with Matpat doing a goddamn Manscaped ad. I woke up so pissed.

#dream #matpat #manscaped

[dear-ao3]

look i know that ad campaigns are tested on tumblr but the fact that the accursed manscaped one made it off the hellsite and onto youtube and accosts me every time i enter target never fails to baffle me

#not a tag #from saph #manscaped

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #needless to say if you get a manscaped ad after seeing this post screenshot it and share it with me i think its hilarious

[legbootlegit]

trying on the sexy gravel pit

#halloween costumes #landscaping #manscaping #equality #funny stuff #weird shit

[johnwickfucker]

tumblr. tumblr look at me. the only paid ads i’ve seen for the past two days have been manscaped ads. it’s-- nonono keep looking at me. into my eyes. i’ve Only seen manscaped ads. only those in my feed for two days. do you have any idea what that does to a person. can you even begin to comprehend the kind of damage that has been done to my psyche. for two days straight. only ball shaving equipment ads. you’re still listening to me right. All Manscaped Ads. FOR TW-

#help me. #manscaped

[tricktster]

some of y’all get to just use this website like a human.

this is the user experience I’ve been assigned.

#tumblr advertising #manscaped

[wronghands1]

#franz kafka #the metamorphosis #literature #books #reading #insects #dreams #humanity #fiction #john atkinson #wronghands #webcomic #humor #manscaping

[manscaped]

The collab no one asked for

#remix #summer #summer ready #gif #beauty #manscaped #male grooming #self care #skin care #menswear #shaving #grooming #cosmetics #mens style #lifestyle #makeupinfluencer #health & fitness #hairstyles #skinroutine #skincare #bodypositivity #loveyourself #pikaman

[shiftythrifting]

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #THEY ARE GETTING US AT THE THRIFT STORE NOW #NOBODY ESCAPES THE BALL SHAVING #tumblr culture #manscaped #shirts

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I finally saw my first blaze post and it was some motherfucker reposting Manscaped ads. This feature is inside of my head. Help me.

#dream #tumblr blaze #blaze #manscaped

[owlsounds]

Dracula Daily, but make it a Manscaped Ad

If the May 8 2022 Dracula Daily were a tumblr ad.

#dracula daily #johnathan harker #bram stroker #nosferatu #dracula spoilers #manscaped #tumblr culture #tumblr blaze #When you trim the hedges the tree stands taller #David Manners #Max Schreck #may 8 dracula daily

[itsmfsouptime]

What if the pikachu man is punishment for not shaving our balls…

#think about it #pikachu man #manscaped #it makes sense #we’re being punished