#marankton speaks because why not

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GUYS

#marankton speaks because why not #hbomberguy #james somerton #2023 bingo card

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The King has cancer and Paytas is pregnant where's Sans he has to come out of retirement again shit's about to go down

#marankton speaks because why not #trisha paytas #king charles iii #sans undertale #tumblr sexyman poll #2024 bingo #its fucking FEBRUARY GUYS

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Dream that James Somerton made an apology video where he announced he was going to rewrite all of his video essays and all of the comments and responses were people saying they're gonna either fucking suck or be plagiarized again but just from different sources this time

#marankton speaks because why not #james somerton #hbomberguy

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In my very humble opinion, Ness went to school for music production and theater but when that unfortunately didn't go anywhere, he got the job at Sparky's. He has a music-focused podcast on the side, though. It's called Music Theory.

#marankton speaks because why not #vanessa listens to it and gets mike to start #he tends to put it on while he falls asleep #one day while ness is taking his order and gets distracted talking about god knows what mike just goes 'your voice is very soothing' #queue flustered ness #queue oblivious and confused mike #as they get closer mike eventually ends up babysitting for abby #he finds out mike listens to his podcast and considering hes pretty popular he has a mini crisis #but mike has deadass not connected the dots that the hot waiter babysitter is the same person who talks him to sleep every night #idk theres an only one bed trope hidden in here somewhere #securitywaiter #security waiter #dreamtheory #dream theory #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf ness #ness fnaf

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WHO THE FUCK TOLD

#marankton speaks because why not #tumblr stuff #childrens hospital #color theory

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My brother thought of the idea of Chick having his own shoe line called Chick Kicks or Chick's Kicks and GOD I WISH I COULD DRAW

#marankton speaks because why not #cars stuff #cars movies #pixar cars #chick hicks #from the drafts #things my sister says

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THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN JANUS SAID HE GOT PATTON AND THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN IT WAS A FUCKING CARD

#also when remus called patton daddy #intrumoceit is very real in my heart but i value moceit higher algfda #ALSO REMUS AND JANUS EDGING LOGAN ON I'M SO DONE #LOGAN CURSING OUT ANDREW JACKSON? SLAY #DRUNK JANUS AND CONFIRMED COLD BLOODED JANUS MY BELOVED #'Hey bro!' ALJHFSADFHLL #AND NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #marankton speaks because why not #okay i'm normal now #caps tw #swearing tw #sanders sides #sanders asides #moceit

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Rewatching Hazbin while doing my homework and I found another Vox/Alastor parallel except this time Al was the first one

In Episode 1, during Al's original commercial, he include a drawing of the Hotel with his notes all over it and it's overall incredibly funny and egotistical

And then Vox does that same bit with Alastor during Stayed Gone

Edit: Got the screenshots

#ill find screenshots later when im done lol #marankton speaks because why not #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #theyre so alike it hurts lmao

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Same character, slightly different fonts

#cuphead #the cuphead show #ludwig #ludwig cuphead #squilliam fancyson #spsb #spongebob squarepants #sbsp stuff #marankton speaks because why not #im right and i should say it #lmao

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For context, my name is Plankton but I also go by Plank and Tony as nicknames. I am not legally changing my name, but I figured this would be a fun poll to make, anyway.

Old Names:

Scales

Lightning

Cruella

Empress

Chick

Marankton

Meringue

Alexandra

Alex

Marie

Tagging some mutuals:

@angelwiththeblue-box @depressedtransguy @beansisarat7 @genuine-possum @sashathedoge @blueskiesandstarrynights @fishstickfeind @trans-scully @thedrowningpoetofdionysus @blazingstar29 @wonderlandandotherplaces @someguyiguess @lucidowl

#marankton speaks because why not #polls #poll #name change #name suggestions #gonna be real with yall this has a very real and high chance of not impacting anything whatsoever #HOWEVER #this still seemed fun so i decided to do it anyway #have funnnnn #(ive had to remade this poll so many fucking times because of fuck ups 😭) #OH ALSO #if you know where i got any of these names #no you dont

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Bumper cars has gotta be some sort of torture in the Cars Universe

#pixar cars #i wanna see that on cars deathrow #thatd be hilarious im not even gonna lie #marankton speaks because why not #cars movies #cars stuff

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I might just be a lil wee bit in love with Montague and Valeria

#also if this fandom had just a few more teenage girls in it wed have montague/midas fanfic by yesterday #i just wanna make that very clear #and this is not a bad thing #in fact i actively encourage it #marankton speaks because why not #fortnite

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Octavius is a man of little few words and I love that so much for him

#hes just agreeing with this entire time #he lives to agree with his husband and hold his husband back from fights #thats it #XD #OH ALSO #'weve been through battle together' #OCTAVIUS!!!! #i love him so much your honor #marankton speaks because why not #natm stuff #natm #night at the museum #jedtavius #ig #octavius natm #nick daley #jedidiah smith

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I'VE HAD A VISION

#marankton speaks because why not #scooby doo #scooby gang #progressive #jake from state farm

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Fun/weird thing that I noticed, but y'all know how the DavenKids are named in alphabetical order, right?

Adam, Bree, Chase, Daniel.

And, assuming that there were failed androids before Marcus, he still fits into this.

Cool, so after M, what's the next letter in the alphabet?

It's N, right?

Cool, now, follow-up question, what's Donald and Tasha's daughter's name?

It's Naomi.

#marankton speaks because why not #lrmmlref stuff #lab rats #lab rats bionic island #lab rats elite force #lr #lrbi #lref #i think about these characters. a Normal amount. #see #i personally think that douglas came up with the name #and Tasha liked the sound of it so much that Donald just let her go with it #and then Douglas just didn't tell them shit about why or how he came up with that name #until Naomi was older and it was too late to change it #THAT'S when the fun stuff happened #ykw i should write a fic

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Sometimes my online life and my real life intersect and it's always in the wildest ways possible

#MY IRLS ARE READING SMUTFIC THAT IVE WRITTEN AND SENDING ME VIDEO REACTIONS #IVE WRITTEN SMUTFIC TWICE #ONCELER/READER SMUTFIC THAT I WROTE FOR A MUTUAL #(ONE OF THEM C R I E D) #AND HUMANIZED PIXAR CARS FANFICTION THAT I WROTE FOR MY EXBOYFRIEND #IN WHICH CHICK HICKS GETS FUCKED BY TEX DINOCO LYNDA WEATHERS AND STRIP WEATHERS IN THAT ORDER AND THEN LATER IMPLIED ALL AT ONCE #(THE SAME ONE THAT CRIED IS GOING ON ABOUT HOW GOOD MY DIALOGUE IS AND IS LITERALLY GIGGLING WHAT IS HAPPENING) #and then of course some of them have been through this before because theyve actually read the onceler smut before this is them rereading i #because the original video i have of it came up in my snapchat memories #but were talking about it in a GROUPCHAT #and there are OTHER FRIENDS IN THIS GROUPCHAT #so the OTHER FRIENDS are sitting here like 'i didnt know you had this in you tony this just never seemed like you' #so im like 'is this how i got disowned from the friendgroup? on the basis of cringefail pornographic fanfiction ive written?' #and one of them goes 'as if wed disown you im more cringe than you are' #and a different one is like 'yeah weve seen worse' #it is a SUNDAY NIGHT #marankton speaks because why not #anyway