Sirius: i’m gay
James: that’s cool mate
James: everyone has gay thoughts though
Remus:
Peter:
Sirius:
Remus: boy do i have news for you
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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
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"Sirius' patronus is padfoot." no no you are wrong actually.
Sirius' patronus is a small, slender cat. It's fussy and pretends to scratch him every so often. The cat looks like it's partway between being a kitten and a fully grown cat. Sirius will never know that his patronus has a counterpart.
Regulus will know.
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Old man yaoi
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James: Regulus, this's my mum. Mum, this's my Regulus.
James: wait-
Regulus, holding out his hand with a straight face: pleasure to meet you, I'm his Regulus.
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Sirius *show a weird and ugly animals pic to Regulus*: Look
Regulus *eyes immediately shining and taking his brother's phone to get the name and make research*
Sirius *looking at James*: Told you he would like it.
James *confused*: But this animal was so ugly??
Sirius *laughing a bit*: Uglier it is, better Reggie love it.
Sirius *stop laughing and looking at James with a smirk*: Probably why he love y-
James: Fuck off Pads!
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Sirius: Hey Prongs, I hope our children will get along just like cousins, you know not like me and my cousins but like other cousins that get along so well, I always see cousins having a really good bond
James: Yeah I hope so too
*5 years later*
James: Hey Pads, you know when you told me about that cousin thing with our children *sweating nervously*
Sirius: Yeah what’s up with that?
James: I took your words too serious
Sirius: What do you mean?
James:
Sirius: James what do you mea- oh no no no no. Please don’t tell me that-
James: Surprise?
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER, YOU’RE DEAD YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER
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Sirius: *yelling insults while running*
Regulus: *chasing with an axe looking murderous*
James looking at them from the window: uhmmmmm
Remus: should we help..?
Lily looks up from her book: oh no they'll be fine. It's a normal sibling thing to do, you guys wouldn't understand.
Remus:
James:
James: what are they fighting about again?
Lily: Regulus ate the last cookie so Sirius ate his book
Remus: I'm glad I don't have any siblings
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Remus: okay James, you need to stay away from Regulus tonight
Peter: Sirius can’t be suspicious
James: okay i will
*at the party*
James, smiling: Reggie!
Peter: he didn’t even last a second
Remus: absolutely pathetic
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oh nothing, just jegulus ‘accidentally’ swapping ties and watching sirius go absolutely mental trying to figure out how james ended up with a slytherin tie.
(he would have so many outlandish theories)
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Shoutout to all my fellow ppl who see themselves as being simultaneously a boy and a girl. People who often wear clothes traditionally associated with their agab, or who don’t feel extreme dysphoria towards their body. People whose gender issues stem from within, and from knowing that they can’t just metamorphosise on a whim. People who’re a multiplicity in of themselves. People who’ve never known a life of gender singularity. People who’ve always been this way, people who’ve never known different. People who live exactly how they are, as confusing and conflicting as it may be sometimes. People whose friends and family would be beyond shocked and surprised if they told them they weren’t cis. People who love being this way. People who love having their own unique version of the masculine and feminine experiences, who use contradictory sets of pronouns. People who don’t really know if they can call themselves trans, but definitely aren’t cis, and altogether definitely don’t really care. People who are boys and girls and men and women and both and neither all at the same time. I love you. We’re the coolest. <3
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Regulus: *applying chapstick*
James: what flavor is that?
Regulus: oh it’s *some chapstick flavor*
James: can I try some?
Regulus: sure *hands over chapstick*
James: *kisses him* holy shit it does taste like *that flavor*
Regulus: *blank face, internally freaking out*
Sirius who was just walking by: what tHE FUCK
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Regulus, after James tells him to apologize for something: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!
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