Marauders Divination Headcanons in 3rd Year
- Lily seeing herself petting a stag thinking she is going to become a mazoologist
which she technically is because having james is essentially like having a pet.
- James seeing a stag and a doe bonding and a black dog jumping around and interupting their moments.
- Sirius seeing a rotten jack-o-lantern being eaten by a rat.
- Remus seeing a stag, a dog, a wolf and a rat running in a field when suddenly the stag stops and vanishes and the dog gets trapped in a cage and the rat runs off.
None of them having any idea what any of this means thinking that divination is shitty.
James: Yo what should I take for a Patronus
Sirius: You don’t choose your Patronus, it chooses you.
James: Which one does Lily have?
Remus: I think she has a doe.
James: Hmm, well a lion chases the doe…
Remus: …too eat it.
Sirius: Well you could try to make a stag..
James: No, I’ll ask Lily what would she want
James: Hey Evans, what animal do you think I can be?
Lily: A pig.
Peter: She didn’t even hesitate
I made the Marauders + Lily. With Pride flags.
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Memes
FRIENDS EDITION PART 2
Bellatrix: I’m dating Rodolphus because he has a great personality. Not because he has money
Sirius, Andromeda and Regulus:
Bellatrix: I will get the trifle!
Sirius getting snacks at 2am
Rabastan: [to Andromeda] We are going to have so many beautiful children
Sirius when he finds out Andromeda left and was burned off the family tree
Andromeda to Bellatrix and Narcissa
Narcissa: I would like fillet mignon for dinner
Regulus: I will take a fine grilled steak
yeah, being broken up with hurts like hell. but do you know what’s worse? coming up with the perfect fan fiction idea only to realize that you can’t write for shit.
(Sirius being a supportive brother)
Sirius: and for your infotmation Regulus does not look down on women!
Sirius: He looks down on EVERYone.
Sirius: except Kreacher..
Lupin: So, what’s it like dating James?
Lilly: Once I asked him for a water when he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
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Sirius: Here’s a fun idea - we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them
Remus: We are not doing that
Remus: Don’t encourage him
I saw a post like this and i had to draw it..
Sirius: how are you?
Remus: dead inside
James: OK YOU BETTER STOP BEING THE DEPRESSED FRIEND™ OR I’LL KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE
Narcissa: [knocking on Regulus’ door]
Regulus: Unless you’re here to bring me food you can leave
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So since tumblr doesn’t like links, I am just going to do this again: make a post announcing a new chapter then reblog the post with the links, so check the notes for the reblog with the links to the fanfic!
Shifting Lines is a long haul fanfiction (first book is 94 chapters, 324k words) chronicling the life of Remus Lupin (eventually with Wolfstar).
We are currently in Book Two (Remus’s second year)
Want some LGBT+ filled Marauder fanfiction written by an LGBT+ author? Shifting Lines will (eventually) be the story for you! There isn’t much yet but there will be once they started growing older and realizing things. Not everyone will be, but there will be rep. Since it is a very long haul story feel free to message me with any questions :)
Also I tag all of these posts as Tobi’s Fanfic so if you want to block that feel free ^^
Lily: Why is Sirius on the table?
Remus: He likes to be tall.
I love Wolfstar but I get torn because James and Sirius were horrible bullies. They literally were abusers. The only way I can get behind this ship is if in the Wolfstar AU the Murauders are pranksters, not bullies. Picking certain people to pick on is bullying so the whole Snape deal can’t exist.