#marauders funny

[wolvesandshine]

“For the love of god, we need to set them up together I can’t handle their pining.”

Remus sighed and dutifully nodded along to Sirius’s plans to get his best friends and little brother dating.

“You know you could always just tell them you approve of their relationship. They might just not be getting together because they’re worried about upsetting you.”

Sirius snorts loudly. “What’s upsetting me is watching them eyefuck each other in front of everyone. At least if they’re together I won’t need to see that.” Sirius visibly shudders at that as he adds. “I doubt either of them are even aware of their feelings to each other anyways. James would have definitely asked him out by now if he did.”

~

“You know sneaking around would be easier if we just told Sirius about us.”

“You just want to torment Sirius.”

Regulus laughs brightly and even now, after a month of dating, James feels a course of satisfaction run through him at the sound.

“Course I do. And I know for a fact that he bet that you would ask me out first.”

James groaned loudly after that. “I was going to! You just beat me to it.”

Regulus snorts loudly. “In what universe is stalking after me using a map considered trying to ask someone out on a date?”

“It’s better than just kissing me after beating my arse in quidditch!”

“Remind me again whose plan actually led us to start dating?”

James shook his head incredulously. “I just needed more time!”

Regulus smirks. “What? And miss all the time we could have spent together instead?”

James laughed softly before leaning in to kiss Regulus, enjoying the blush on the other boys cheeks.

After all he only had 30 more minutes before Sirius got suspicious.

#thoughts?? #first jegulus fanfic? y’all #mini one maybe #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #sunseeker #starchaser #marauders era #marauders #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #jegulus fan fiction #jegulus one shot #marauders funny #fanfiction

[armen-jimmy-jab]

Remus: A is for all your love.

Sirius: Aww

Remus: B is for how beautiful you are..

James: *from across the common room* Can we just get to F where he's a fucking idiot?

#incorrect quotes #james potter #lily evans #remus lupin #sirius balck #jily #remusxsirius #padfoot #prongs #moony #moony x padfoot #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter #tumblr #marauders memes #marauders funny #harry potter funny #marauders fandom #harry potter fandom

[lovekilledusall]

Remus: Why is James crying?

Peter: He took a "Which Harry Potter Character are you?" quiz.

Remus: And?

James, sobbing in the background: I DON'T WANT TO BE SNAPE!

#harry potter #hp #marauders era #the marauders #james potter #remus lupin #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #peter pettigrew #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders #marauders funny

[aficionadoenthusiast]

everyone talks about wormtail being a horribly insulting nickname, but lowkey all the marauders names are not great. like, we've got the werewolf literally being taunted by the thing he hates the most, and padfoot sounds like he stuck pads to his feet. and then there's prongs which makes him sound like a fucking fork

#it's not a villain origin story when the other three sucked too #remus lupin #sirius black #marauders #marauders era #funny #james potter #peter pettigrew #mwpp #memes #marauders funny #marauders memes #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #moony #wormtail #padfoot #prongs #wolfstar #wolfstar funny

[marauders-tiktok-curator]

i know i said i wasn’t gonna post this week but i needed this to be seen because the CACKLE i just—i need y’all to see this

#marauders #marauders era #marauders edit #the marauders #edit #not my content #just sharing #not my edit #regulus black #regulus black joke #funny marauders #marauders funny #slytherin skittles

[shipsgaysfordays]

i’m gonna say it

i’m gonna say it

……….sirius would be the type to do a ukulele apology, he-she would, the question is: when?

after the prank feels a bit too serious (SIRIUS) for them to do it, but after some random prank on the girls (and remus and james both saying that sirius needs to apologize) oh fuck yes then she-he would whip out a ukulele

i was there, i saw it with my own eyes, lily fucking smashed it

#shippy shitposting #marauders #marauders era #marauders memes #sirius black #trans sirius black #genderfluid sirius black #sirius black headcanon #sirius black is a menace #marauders funny #sirius and lily #sirius and lily are so frenamies and i love them for it

[aggressivelykinsmarlenemckinnon]

Just a lil convo I made up cause I thought this would be funny lol

Sirius: *having a terrible fever* haha guess what guys I am now OFFICIALLY hotter than all if you

James: man that’s the best one yet *high fives Sirius*

Lily: GUYS STOP MESSING AROUND THIS IS SERIOUS

Sirius: yeah i know I’m Siri-

Remus: SHUT THE HELL UP if we can’t get you cooler you’ll literally die

Sirius: *sobbing* babe- am i- am i not cool enough for you?

Remus and Lily: *both facepalm*

#marauders #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #lily evans #james potter #marauders era #marauders funny #funny shit #wizarding world

[multi-bookworm]

*at 2am*

Sirius: what if-

Remus: *deeply disappointed sigh*

Sirius: what if the sky farted out clouds.

Remus: ...

Remus: *sighs in even deeper disappointment*

#source: me at 2am #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #james potter #harry potter #hp #the marauders #marauders funny #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect wolfstar quotes #incorrect sirius black #i solemnly swear that i am up to no good #wolfstar textpost #booklr #marauders fandom #hp universe #hp funny #sirius and remus #padfoot and moony

[merlinsbbeard]

Snape: Potter is my worst enemy, but it turns out that Potter is his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Potter is actually my friend

Snape: but, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. so, actually, Potter is my enemy

Snape: but…

#source: the office #harry potter #marauders era #james potter #severus snape #prongs #hogwarts #marauders funny #the marauders

[surya-mukhi]

The B in Regulus Black stands for babygirl.

#because regulus is a #babygworl #he is james babygirl #i love him #he is the best babygirl #pretty boy #regulus black #James Potter #Marauders #Sirius Black #Remus Lupin #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #slytherin skittles #pandora lovegood #my love #marauders funny

[wolvesandshine]

Regulus Black waited till 17 to escape with his inheritance, found out he couldn’t and was still trapped, moped and raged for a solid month before deciding he was going to go out in a blaze of glory and personally torment the dark lord by being the youngest person to kill him

#it’s true he told me himself #regulus black #the black brothers #marauders era #marauders #slytherin skittles #harry potter #marauders textpost #marauders era funny #marauders funny #marauders era textpost #jegulus

[armen-jimmy-jab]

*Sounds from the bedroom*

Sirius: James you gotta go faster so we can be at the same speed.*in between creaks* you're slowing my rhythm.

James: I'm trying to be as fast as you!

Marlene: *in the living room* What is-

Lily: Jumping on the bed. They're jumping on the bed.

#incorrect quotes #james potter #lily evans #remus lupin #siriusblack #jily #padfoot #moony #remus x sirius #harry potter incorrect quotes #funny #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders funny #maraudersincorrectquotes #tumblr #harry potter memes #harry potter

[sleepless-winter-nights]

#incorrect harry potter hogwarts mystery #harry potter edit #incorrect harry potter #marauders funny #the maraunders map #marauders #james & peter & remus & sirius #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #moony and prongs #moony x padfoot #padfoot #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

#that’s all fanfiction #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 funny #ao3 #it’s private bro #what I read is between me and god stg #jegulus #wolfstar #ao3 fanfic #drarry #aziracrow #james potter #marauders fic #marauders #james x regulus #regulus black #remus x sirius #sirius black #remus lupin

[marauders-tiktok-curator]

did you know that you have right? the constitution says you do (i don’t care that they’re british, doesn’t matter)

#marauders #marauders era #marauders edit #the marauders #edit #not my content #just sharing #not my edit #sirius black #sirius black edit #funny marauders #marauders funny #marauders memes

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

jegulus haters are all "james is straight" "james isn't gay" but never "regulus is straight" cuz no man who writes a resignation letter to his evil boss saying "I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more" is straight.

#i really wish voldemort found the RAB note #just bc it would have been so funny #voldemort: that little twink- #the marauders era #regulus black #jegulus #starchaser