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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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Remus *angrily*: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Sirius: Yes actually. Multiple times. To ensure my magic was working or whatever.

Remus: Now I’m just sad for you

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aficionadoenthusiast · 1 year

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james isn't just the mom friend. he's the mom friend with the giant mom bag with individualized snacks, water, peter's inhaler, sirius' epipen, remus and regulus' meds, everything they couldn't fit in their pockets, pens, everybody's change, etc

and everyone thinks it's so wholesome until the day he pulls out a joint and a jack daniels

#james potter #mom friend james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect #marauders incorrect quotes #hc #headcanons #marauders headcanon #marauders headcanons #funny #memes

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m00nagegaydream · 8 months

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Sirius: We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

Sirius: Except Snivellus.

Sirius: He's just pure evil

#sirius black #marauders era #padfoot #maraudersera #snivellus anti #snivellus greasy #snivellus #sirius #marauders #marauders shitpost #marauders textpost #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect #sirius black incorrect #sirius black incorrect quotes #padfoot incorrect

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xervoxs · 4 months

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remus when someone stole his chocolate

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#remus lupin #marauders #moony #sirius black #james potter #willy wonka #wonka #umpa lumpa #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect

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not-rab · 5 months

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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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that-bitch-kat3 · 6 months

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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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stargazingtranquility · 4 months

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*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*

Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord

Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen

#marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #effie potter #monty potter #harry potter #incorrect quotes

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phoneypotatoes · 1 month

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Harry: *finds a stray cat*

Harry: Can we keep it?

Regulus: Your dad is allergic.

Harry: Father can stay outside.

#incorrect quotes #marauders #marauders era #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #harry potter

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marvelomadness06 · 2 months

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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?

James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.

Remus: *raises one eyebrow*

Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.

James: *quietly squeaks*

Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*

James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*

Sirius: what was that about?

Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.

#black brothers #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #regulus black #james & peter & remus & sirius #Jegulus #starchaser #regulus is a biter. argue with the wall #Sirius and regulus are cousins and brothers…

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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starchaser5 · 3 months

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Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

#james potter #james x regulus #jegulus #marauders #regulus black #sirius black #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #james being james #remus lupin

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my-castles-crumbling · 5 months

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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aficionadoenthusiast · 1 year

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padfoot is the dog that waps people (*cough*regulus*cough*) in the face with his tail without realizing (he knows when it's regulus) and regulus is the cat that smacks people (*cough*sirius*cough*) for no reason (because sirius was annoying him)

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m00nagegaydream · 2 years

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Lily: [brewing Armontenia]

Lily: REMUS WTF I SMELL BROOM POLISH.

Remus: Aaaand?

Lily:

Lily: I think I love James.

Remus: Well well look who has finally figured it out.

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moondustinfj · 3 months

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Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

#moonwater #remus lupin #regulus black #remus and regulus #marauders #new girl #incorrect quotes #jegulus #wolfstar

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not-rab · 6 months

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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

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