#marauders incorrect quotes
That one pass the phone game
Lily: it's the "in love with two dumb blondes" for me
Dorcas: it's the "prefers chocolate over human interaction" for me
Remus: it's the "my entire life centers around my jewelry" for me
Regulus: it's the "I'm punk but also if you look at me wrong I'll cry" for me
Sirius: it's the "needs glasses but pretends not to because you think they look weird" for me
Peter: it's the "cant get any of the people he's in love with to agree to go out with him" for me
James: I dont like this game
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James: Any chance that's for me?
Sirius: It's for Remus. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
James: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Harry: I die for my bros, I ride my bros.
Ron: Just delete the whole post dude.
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Sirius: 3 words. Say them and I’m yours
Remus: them and I’m yours
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Sirius: damn man, are you a black hole because I'd love to go into you!
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walburga: don’t do anything i wouldn’t
Sirius: there’s a lot if things you’d do that i wouldn’t want to do
Sirius: like fucking dad
Sirius: i wouldn’t want to do that
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my sister: so.. whats ur gender?
me after reading every wolfstar fanfic in ao3, wattpad, fanfiction.net, every other writing sorce: sirius.
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if james lived to the eighties he would be SUCH a big micheal jackson fan
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Dumbledore: I need your help
Harry: Hang on I have to ask my parents
Harry: *pulls out a Ouija board* Hey mom and dad, can I go with Dumbledore in a mission?
Lily and James from the afterline: A-B-S-O-L-Y-T-E-L-Y N-O-T
Harry: They said no :/
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—a book by Lily Evans, co-authored by Marlene McKinnon and Dorcas Meadowes, introduction by Minerva McGonagall with excerpts from "Stop James" by Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew, followed by a sequel "James yes" by Sirius Black.
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*at a hardware store*
Regulus: *picks up utility knife* oh hey I could use this
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Priest: Repeat after me.
Sirius: After me.
Priest, turning to Remus: Are you sure you want this one?
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Remus: We need to get through this locked door. James give me your credit card.
Remus, pocketing it: Sirius, break down the door.
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James: When will the clown sightings happen again that was fun.
Sirius: Look in the mirror and they can start today.
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One sentence headcanons for some reason
Remus loves rocking chairs
Sirius loves coffee mugs
James loves coloring books
Lily loves socks
Regulus loves candles
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Lily: If you found out you had only one day left to live, what would you do?
James: Say goodbye.
Sirius: Something illegal.
Remus: Message ten people that if they don’t forward the message to ten people, I’ll die tomorrow
Sirius: That’s fucking awesome, can I change my answer?
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Harry, to Ron while lying face down on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad.
Sirius, to Remus while trying not to cry: aND THEN HE CALLED ME DAD!
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i read a headcanon of james going to a parent-teacher conference and im just-
imagine james, dressed like a college boy bc he’s 25, parking his expensive car bc he’s rich, waiting for harry, the other parents on their 40s 30s thinking why is this ‘big brother’ here, and harry sees james and runs to him screaming ‘Dad!’, and james smiles so big
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Sirius and Regulus: *starts talking in french*
Remus and James: *faints*
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