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#marauders incorrect quotes
jameskinniesrise · 1 day
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Remus: James have you ever won an argument with Regulus.
James: We never argue. He speaks French and I shut up.
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chasingthestarss · 3 days
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James: I’ve got a question to ask you
Regulus: as long as it’s not “will you marry me”
James: *silence
Regulus: wait
Regulus: was it?
Regulus: was it “will you marry me”
James: Well I’m not going to ask now
Regulus: no! Restart!
James: moments gone
Regulus: then bring it back!
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Regulus: I hate you.
James, confidently: I know you’re lying, Reggie.
James, whispering to Sirius: He’s lying, right?
Sirius: *banging head on desk*
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theprongspotter · 14 hours
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James: You’re so sweet!
Regulus: I could murder someone in two seconds.
James: Aw, you didn’t even say ‘murder you!’ You’re adorable.
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c: @words-on-pa-per
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 day
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lily: honestly it’s a miracle they gave you a license at all
sirius: what do you mean? i’m an excellent driver.
lily: let’s put it this way, everytime you get on that bike i say a prayer
remus: you’re not religious
lily: i am aware. that’s how bad of a driver sirius is. i pray to a god i do not believe in every time he is on the road
sirius: fuck off
lily: no genuinely i think we need to have an alert that goes out every time the key turns in that ignition. it just warns everyone that sirius is about to be on the road. just so that everyone is on edge.
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yourgalgremlin · 2 days
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“What’s Rosekiller like?”
The Marauders fandom: This! *jazz hands*
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ducky-sav · 3 days
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James Potter to Regulus at some point: “My star, you are ever burning, ever shining, and ever mine. I love you.”
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gods-graveyard · 2 days
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His Mortal Enemy (but homoromantic)
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They go to grab lunch after this and Regulus tries to poison Barty (you fool- he takes shit for fun to build tolerance) . . . (also because Evan finds it hot)
P.S My first time dealing with Backgrounds from scratch- the bookshelf was fun but took so long I gave up on the "outer library"
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pearlynia · 2 days
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At 3am:
Sirius: imagine thinking
Regulus: ...
Regulus: imagine what?
Sirius: thinking
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propussyslayer · 6 hours
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lets start asking the real questions. does remus get hornier before the full moon or no
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chaserofstars11 · 2 days
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i’m a regulus kinnie, of course i love books
i’m a regulus kinnie, of course i have mommy issues
i’m a regulus kinnie, of course i’m scared of my older brother abandoning me
i’m a regulus kinnie, of course my fav color is green
i’m a regulus kinnie, of course i have a massive rbf
i’m a regulus kinnie, of course i write sad grl/boi poetry in my notes app
i’m a regulus kinnie, of course my self esteem is in hell
i’m a regulus kinnie, of course i wear a ring on each finger
i’m a regulus kinnie, of course i’m obsessed with stars
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jameskinniesrise · 1 day
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Lily: I'm glad Pandora enjoys me keeping you company while she's away.
Regulus: She likes you because you keep Barty out of Azkaban.
Barty: Not for long.
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chasingthestarss · 1 day
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James: If you were a flower, I’d pick you.
Regulus: Wouldn’t that kill me?
James: I would water you constantly!
Regulus: Thus drowning me.
James: Well then I’d put you out in the sunniest spot!
Regulus: So I could wither up and die?
James: I’m trying my best okay?!?!!
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my-castles-crumbling · 22 hours
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James, saying his wedding vows to Regulus in front of two hundred people: Reg, I love you more than words can describe. You're truly my best friend, and-
Sirius: What? I thought I was your best friend?
James, turning quickly and looking distraught: Oh no, Sirius, I'm so sorry! Of course you are, you know you're my one and only!
Regulus, questioning all of his life choices:
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theprongspotter · 14 hours
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Remus: Goodnight, I love you.
Sirius: You love me?
Remus: Sirius, we’re married.
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c: @words-on-pa-per
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that-bitch-kat3 · 2 days
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bitches be like: omg this song is soooo james potter coded
the song:
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