Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??
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further proof that conan gray is sirius black
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After James came out
Euphemia: Careful, the plate is hot.
James: Don't worry, I'm attracted to pans, not plates.
Euphemia: 😑
Sirius: 🤦
Fleamont: 😆 [is really proud of his son's stupid dad joke]
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Sirius: Ow fuck, I cut my finger
Remus, concerned: Give it here, let me kiss it better
Sirius, blushing furiously: Oh- um- yeah, no- sure-
*the next day*
Sirius: James, mate, I need you to punch me in the mouth
James: ?
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James fleamont potter
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marauders fame au
i made a marauders fame au and then made a bunch of fake tweets so i present to you this one:
btw:
the marauders are a band, lily and reg are actors, barty and evan are singers, mary and marlene are models, and then alice and frank are podcast hosts. also dorcas is a poet and pandora is a photographerr
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Sirius: My kink is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a guy speed run the five stages of grief as he realises with horror he still wants to fuck me
James, pillow over his face: I am begging you to go to sleep
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boss: you're fired.
barty: fine! [hands in weapon and badge]
boss: ... you're a waiter where did you get these
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James: What’s wrong?
Lily (groaning): I have endometriosis and my ovaries hurt. I’m scared of PCOS.
James (confused): What do you mean? Like you’re racist?
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Wolfstar raising Harry
Sirius: I’ll have two chocolate chip cookies please
Harry: *who’s playing in his plastic kitchen* that’ll be £10. Or you can get four chocolate chip cookies for £20!
Sirius: that doesn’t sound like a deal to me
Harry: *yelling* NO ONE SAID IT WAS
Sirius: . . . Four chocolate chip cookies would be great
Remus: it’s okay, I payed £50 for a hamburger without the fries
Harry: *shrugging* the dog ate them
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i’ve been closer to death than to a stable relationship
-regulus black probably
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★ part 15 of my Celebrity Twitter AU, based off this fic ★
★ part 14 ★
@mileystevenss @sunseeking-cryptid @iloveyoutothestarsandback @my-beloved-fandoms <3
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marauders tiktok and twitter is genuinely some of the worst, most toxic shit ive ever been in istg atp tumblr is our only hope
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