Because I exist on this site to compulsively point out when TikTokers remind me of fictional characters, y'all should check out @marcusterritory and his extremely Jeff Winger vibes. (Don't worry, he's already well aware.)
Anybody else think that tiktok's marcusterritory is basically a moomin character? Like the chaotic bi-energy is exactly what moomins are about. Fuck being the weasel king of tiktok, he is the moomin of tiktok😂
Nothing but Love for my 926 Family 🧜🏼♂️🧚🏼♀️💕 Plus some Country Realness . . . . . #drag #queen #king #lgbt #gayfamily #performers #dragqueen #dragking #adoredelano #926barandgrill #926bar #makeupartist #ginawilde #marcusterritory #punkyspice #drakebogart #hedonelavey (at 926 Bar & Grill)
Yakko: So, I've heard once or twice that both gay and straight men can be trash but bisexual men are perfect. While I'm flattered by this I fucking doubt it. Let's just go through the list of the reasons why.
Yakko: First is our fashion sense. Find me a bi man who doesn't default to jeans and a button down and I'll find you some primo real-estate on the dark side of Equestria.
Yakko: Then there's the fact that we can't ever find each other because we’re so petrified as coming off as anything but straight passing to the fucking straights. Or as anything but gay passing to the gays.
Yakko: Then there’s the fact that our weasels are always chewing holes through our bedding, which sounds like it should be a euphemism but it’s not.
Yakko: Then there’s the fact that none of us can do math- AM I WRONG? AM-AM I WRONG THOUGH?
Yakko: And of course since we’re all bi we all have to cuff our jeans and because men tend to be taller there’s a whole bunch more back injuries just for being bi which I don’t know for a fact but I’m 100% confident is true.
Yakko: And finally, we’re at least partially attracted to men, which uhhhhhh -tapers off to loud groaning-