#mari’s ted talks

[chironshorseass]

no thoughts just percy jackson controlling water to form a trident. no thoughts just percy jackson creating water shields from the molecules in the air. no thoughts just percy jackson making the earth shake and crumble at his feet. no thoughts just percy jackson boiling blood with a mere thought. no thoughts just percy jackson transforming into literal water <3 no thoughts just percy jackson freezing water and vaporizing it and creating hurricanes <3 no thoughts just percy in the eye of a storm <3 no thoughts just percy killing his enemies in a hot son of poseidon kind of way and the gods shaking on their silly thrones <3

#percy jackson #dark percy #powerful percy jackson #mari’s ted talks #im back on my bullshit as u can see #im reading tlt to my #little cousin and we watched the movie together #OMG BUT ACTUALLY. the trident thing he did in the movie is SO cool #writing ref #for sureeee

[swag696942069]

Marauders AU where the Black family are trained assassins and the cousins (Regulus, Sirius, Narcissa, Andromeda, Bellatrix) were trained like how Black Widows are trained (like the Marvel characters, not the bug, if that wasn't already clear enough)

OH!!

WHAT IF THEY'RE STILL CALLED BLACK WIDOWS!!!?

Omg

Anyway

What if, Sirius and Andromeda were the only ones to ever get out, and they're now living, simi, normal lives.

Until Sirius gets a message from his baby brother, asking for his help to destroy the "family business" because Narcissa is pregnant and they don't want the next generation to go through what they went through

I'm talking Black brother angst! I'm talking minor/background ships! I'm talking Regulus not understanding very many social cues cause he was literally only taught how to unalive people. I'm talking James/whoever you ship Reg with, going fearl when they see him fight so effortlessly! I'm talkin Sirius having a hard time letting Regulus do what he does best, assassin, cause in his mind, he still sees Reg as the little boy who was afraid of thunder and would crawl into his bed at night. I'm talking angst with a happy ending! I'm taling Walburga/Orion bashing! I'm talking freedom!

Please someone write this

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #black widow #can you tell i just recently watched black widow again #as an yelena and regulus kinnie they are also kinnies of each other #trained assassins au #marauders au #marauders black widow au #the marauders #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #pandora rosier #mary macdonald #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #dorcas meadowes #narcissa black #andromeda black #bellatrix black #fic ideas #marauders fic idea #im not gonna write this #but i give full permission for someone else to #just lmk if you do so i can read it #yelena belova #natasha romanoff

[maybeinanotherworld]

the other day, i said i was tired of seeing legendre polynomials everywhere and a friend of mine said, with no explanation whatsoever, "le gender polynomials" and i just think that's the funniest thing i have ever heard

#physics #math #physblr #mathblr #legendre has been ruining my life I'm tired of this man #adrien marie legendre meet me in the dennys parking lot right now #'oh the legendre polynomials are the generating function for the coulomb potential' #why don't you generate yourself some bitches legendre #anyway this has been a finals season inspired rant on legendre polynomials that no one asked for #thank you for coming to my ted talk #university #college

[gottagobackintime]

James Lance + 🏳‍🌈

"As far as I know, as far as I'm aware. I'm not a gay man. I went to see Brokeback Mountain and by the time those two cowboys got it on in that tent… I was there with them. I was 100% there with them. And I mean… there was three of us in that tent. And I found it, I found it so sexy that I was like "Jeez, like, let me think about it. Am… am I a cowboy?" You know. "Am… am… am I gay? I don't think I am. I don't think so."" - James Lance Films To Be Buried With

#james lance #lgbtq+ #gottagobackintime gifs #teachers #absolute power #marie antoinette #no heroics #city rats #mr. right #of kith and kin #ted lasso #murder they hope #it's been updated with another gif now #it's so funny that I started to make this gifset WEEKS ago but I wanted to wait with the Trent gif #in case we got another coming out scene or something or he got to talk about being queer #and now we have this quote from James and it's just perfect for this gifset #also I don't know if I missed a queer role of his but if I have let me know and I'll try and add it if I can find the source material

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

Centaurworld really is the show ever. Two worlds, one is sharp and serious, one is bubbly and cartoony. An epic quest. Orphans of war. There’s singing. They gave a horse depression and an identity crisis. An elk will make you cry. Kimiko Glenn is there.

#centaurworld #I rewatch this show every year at this point #and god it’s good but god is it a wild ride #did you know Ted Mosby and also Colleen ballinger was in this bc I didn’t and now I’m losing it #mary talks #there are some things I do not like but damn not much #should you watch it? yes. please. even when it gets weird. keep watching. I swear. #no show is more just wait for it it gets better

[landslided]

lawrusso in bill and ted outfits but we don’t change the size of the clothes so daniel swims in ted’s 6’1 outfit and johnny looks like his clothes were made for polly pockets. we also dress ali in napoleon’s swim suit because i said so.

#also you should know that im obsessed with bill and ted and i have a phone case with a sticker of them #and two WIPs. and a pinterest board. #let it also be known that i adore daniel’s short legs. that’s my man!!! #lawrusso #johnny #daniel #marie talks

[grape-v1nes]

here is my 100% accurate and absolutely canon opinion of the marauders and co.’s top artists on spotify

i will not be elaborating nor will i take any criticism

james (not super into music; likes party music/what’s popular): taylor swift (because lily loves ts and he loves lily), post malone, kendrick, j. cole, mitski (he cries to I Bet on Losing Dogs bc it makes him think of regulus)

sirius (guys you can be mad at me for this one but you cannot convince me he wouldn’t be this guy if he was born in the early 2000s): 100 gecs (remus cannot fucking stand it but sirius moshes to stupid horse in the dorm), bladee, yung lean, beastie boys, MF DOOM, and bowie obv

remus (he likes midwest emo and 80s alternative but plays lo-fi when he studies): pinegrove, title fight, david bowie, talking heads, car seat headrest (Body’s is his favorite song), lo-fi beats

pete (ik you all think pete’s taste would be very vanilla but i think he’s a sucker for indie rock and 90s hip hop): the drums, the strokes, radiohead, alex g, the pharcyde, MF DOOM (sirius introduced mfdoom to him and he didn’t stop listening to rap snitch knishes for weeks)

lily (bi girl with bi boyfriend that listens to bi girl music): suki waterhouse, phoebe bridgers, lana, taylor swift, king princess

mary (she’s just really fucking cool and so is her music taste): pinkpantheress, ethel cain, hemlocke springs, doja, ice spice (kicked peter very hard in the shin when he called her mid)

marlene (she reminds me of my best friend so i’m assigning her their music taste): alex g, MGMT, the garden, deftones, the neighbourhood

dorcas (lesbian with lesbian gf that listens to lesbian music): fiona apple, japanese breakfast, faye webster, the cranberries, idigo de souza

reg (hard on the outside soft on the inside; he likes his music to be slow and sad): duster, mac demarco, salvia palth, current joys, tchaikovsky, blink-182 (only because he listens to I Miss You constantly for painfully obvious reasons)

-disclaimer ; my knowledge of evan and barty is very limited this is just the vibes-

evan (enjoys trad-goth/ post-punk/ shoegaze. gets mad if you call him goth. he’s punk!): the cure, bauhaus, depeche mode, my bloody valentine, slowdive

barty (is punk and enjoys punk but completely mis-understands the politics): sum 41, blink-182, the smashing pumpkins, hollywood undead, sex pistols (was very obsessed with the death of sid viscous and thought he was just the coolest)

#thanks for coming to my ted talk #marauders #atyd #wolfstar #regulus black #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #sirius black #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #mary mcdonald #barty crouch jr #jegulus #jegulily #choices by messermoon

[callixton]

charley & frank + physical affection in old friends

#i made a bonus mary gif but the formatting wasn't working :/ #probably i will be making more bc ohgod the way platonic physical intimacy is portrayed in this show makes me want to scream #that said they do want to fuck #this was mostly an excuse to gif raúl running his finger down his chest . tbh #the way this song is staged also brings me so much joy just the most delight in the world #i am also personally amused by all of the spike tape u can see in these shots #merrily we roll along #charley kringas #franklin shepard #raúl esparza #michael hayden #miriam shor #ted talks

[coachbeards]

everyday i try to be normal but the i remember when beard was taken care of and it makes me go WAHHHHHHHHH

#what really gets me about beard after hours #is that whenever beard ASKS for help it's rejected #but people OFFER their help anyways!!! #he wants to talk about jane = mae yells at him #but the pub trio offer their company so he's not alone #mary offers her help when he rips his pants #beard asks for help from the lady on the bus but she rejects him #he asks for help from the concierge but he rejects him #he even starts to ask for help from james before he realizes who he is and he gets his ass BEAT #AND THE BUFF BOYFRIEND HELPS HIM #the pub trio pick him up and take care of him #''you don't accept the love and support from the people around you'' but when he asks he gets rejected #yet people offer their help anyways #even when beard asked if ted wanted to come with him ted said no (OBVIOUSLY the audience knows the context. beard doesn't)

[chironshorseass]

a common misconception is that annabeth was scared of percy while he was in tartarus but like percy is scared of his own powers we know this. he’s scared of becoming his ex stepfather he’s scared of hurting the ones he loves he’s scared of losing control as he nearly did when he cleaned the stables. annabeth isn’t scared of him he’s scared FOR him bc she realizes just how much he’s capable of and how he could misinterpret his powers as being inherently wrong. anyway, rick is wrong in characterizing her this way in hoh, since it doesn’t make much sense that she would be scared of percy bc she knows him so well and bc he was defending them from the goddess of misery. in this essay i will—

#mari’s ted talks #percabeth #yeah i don’t have much thoughts rn #annabeth chase #percy jackson

[justobuy]

There's something I find kinda ironic about Mary (Daemona's grandmother) 's young design because with all that setup about the mystery and horror book club as a front for the PIs, the stereotypes would expect you to believe that a girl this much into that stuff would be a goth jaded girl or something.

But instead it's like ''no here's the most radical 50s feminine design'' with all the well-combed hair and dresses, completly assumed.

And I don't believe for one second she was disgusted or troubled by all that spooky stuff, after all she did leave books and gadgets in her attic as memory!

#phantom investigators #mary beyer #mary prune #thanks once again for witnessing my ted talk about 2-minute screentime characters

[marielvite]

More doodles

#I gave up on the hands ong #And i cant draw tsum azul for my dear life istg… #anyway i had to redraw idia in this card #idia in this card is so #anyway ty for coming to my ted talk #twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #twst azul #twst idia #idia shroud #twst #marie art tag #twst fanart

[pherre]

thinking about how every single julie andrews role they named in that scene in the beginning of s3 has been thematically relevant for the show

#this is abt ted lasso #its me talking #i cant believe ted is mary poppins but divorced and with anxiety

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

Okay for real tho when are we going to talk about how Skyler broke bad too

#Skyler white #yes I know things are REALLY complicated in a domestic abuse situation #but let’s talk about THAT! #let’s talk about the scene where Skyler tosses the coin and moves it with her foot— and how it parallels with Walt spinning the gun until #it points to the plant #let’s talk about what Skyler did to Ted #and to bogdan #let’s talk about how Skyler was so horrified the first time she found out walt killed someone #but in Rabid Dog she said what’s one more? #let’s talk about how if Skyler had taken Hank and Marie’s side against Walt Hank might’ve lived and walt might’ve been caught #let’s TALK ABOUT IT!!! #LET SKYLER BE MORALLY GRAY!!!

[andthebeanstalk]

The Count of Monte Cristo, narration at the start of the book: Edmond is a good sweet young man.

300 pages in: Listen to me. Edmond is better than everyone around him i don't know what to tell you he's just the best that's just how it is.

Me: Nice.

#the count of monte cristo #dumas #alexandre dumas pere #alexandre dumas #original #edmond dantes #this isn't even really a criticism #it's just funny to see someone openly acknowledge their Mary Sue OC (affectionate) as being better than everyone else #I'm using the term Mary Sue very loosely because I think it's funny #but listen Edmond is good at everything he does and anyone who's a good guy immediately likes him and he's better than you #and he deserves it! he is my good friend Edmond! #my good friend whom I check in with every couple of days #I haven't finished the book yet. I've been going back and forth between reading it and listening to the audiobook. #my friend Edmond has such a gentle voice! aND A THIRST FOR VENGEANCE #and now for your weekly reminder: Edmond is Black. #thank you for coming to this segment of my TED Talk that I have on a looping recording hidden somewhere in your house (not really)

[a-nybodys]

WHERE is all the anne and mary and ed and jack and izzy as early 20s monsters fics

i need their terrible drama and relationships

#but like esp mary and ed #like with how she talked abt his type #how many times did she have to scrape his sorry ass off the deck and slap him into some semblance of coherency after a shitty breakup #how many awful men did she have to tell ed were awful before he listened #how much dyke drama did ed have to put up with with mary before she found anne and had to put up with even more unhinged dyke drama #i think it was probably izzy and ed first #then mary showed up and then cj and then anne #and then mary and cj started their joint seduction of anne while hating each other the whole time #and ed had to deal with cj not being a monogomy kinda guy #(and i def think ed is fully FULLY a monogamous romantic obv) #and izzy has to pine while watching ed pine #and its terrible and dramatic #WHERES the pirate soap opera with too many dick and piss jokes for comfort #i need it #thanks for coming to my ted talk #ofmd #calico jack #ed teach #blackbeard ofmd #mary read #anne bonny #izzy hands #i just rlly wanna kno abt eds past #and how many men have his face and other body parts tattooed on their bodies skfkg