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i dig bigby's investigative methods
#twau#the wolf among us#bigby wolf#fanart#shitpost#mari's art fart#idk how to do digital art but i did my best#anyways bigby reminds me of a sad ron swanson but in a sexy way
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HE READ ONE FANFIC
I feel like a single fart would take this man out
#ghost#ghost band#the band ghost#ghost bc#ghost fanart#ghost the band#papa emeritus fanart#ghost band art#shitghosting#shitpost#papa nihil#peepaw nihil#nihil#papa emeritus nihil#papa zero#kiss the go goat#mary on a cross#peepaw#old fart
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break in? break in tonite? break in tonite queen?? 👀
Hi . idk if the fandom is super alive on tumblr but i posted this on twt and tiktok and there was a lot of ppl who liked it !! so ya :3
#break in#roblox break in#break in story#break in story 2#break in 2#scary mary#scary larry#I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE (thank god theyre bi)#that was a joke Dont snipe me#fart (art)
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Tactica Impressions Part 3, No Plot Spoilers
I don't think this is going to be a pattern, but I managed to no-damage the last encounter of the armory in two turns. It felt euphoric. I love it when a plan comes together.
There's a mechanic called Baton Pass in this game, but it's not Baton Pass. It's Emergency Shift. Wolf in sheeps clothing.
Futaba continues to be the sapphic autistic icon of all time. She stims, she makes gamer jokes and funny noises, she starts hyperventilating around pretty girls.
Ren encouraged and permitted Ann to punch Toshiro in the face but Atlus said no. Cowards.
"Do you really need another politician throwing you under the bus?" FUTABA SPEAKS ONLY TRUTH.
Velvet App.
Toshiro continues to lessen every scene he's in, but Erina plays off his cowardice and dipshittery fairly well when she's not turned into a cardboard cutout so Atlus can forbid us from banishing or at least beating the shit out of this man. At least putting him next to Erina makes her look more impressive by comparison? But she was badass enough without him there, not fucking necessary. You had a good thing going and now there's a man shaped fart in the cafe.
The hideout idle animations in this game are wonderful. I'm so glad they carried over from Q2. Base P5 and Strikers had them too, but the more cartoony art style of the spinoffs make them pop a lot more.
Haru :D
The Thieves canonically have a buddy system.
Someone finally posted the full dub cast for the side characters and antagonists!!!! Marie is voiced by Cat Protano, doing a fucking AMAZING job. Worth noting Yoshida's VA and Takemi's VA are both cast as side characters, which I find kinda interesting.
Haru Close Read Lines So Far: 2
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Friends, foes, countrymen, today we present to you a recap of the biweekly whore home hangout:
@zozo-01 hates a lot of cities, a PowerPoint presentation
Marie giving the boys the riot act (laughter inducing shenanigans)
Oh, we have found the monster girl hentai to F4M ASMR YouTube pipeline and they are in a niche you never wanted to know existed
"[wholesome vore]"
Furiously creating hilarious monster girl art - shenanigans ensue
Horse kicks a tree and farts on a dog YouTube video decimates call for 10 minutes
Back to exploring ASMR channels - we're going through the monster manual for new monster girls
Deer fart video decimates call for 10 more minutes
Everyone stop. Too much laughter. Go home, your stomach hurts.
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ofmd tag meme
i was tagged by: @blackbeardz to do this really fun ofmd tag game! thank you omgies
no pressure tags — @2ndjerma @rhysiedarbs @theplanetinmoonlight @boygir1z @natjennie @manforsale @mrbonnetbeard @fullyerecteggplant (no pressure as said hehe)
your name? — andy !
how many sugars? — 1 teaspoon if it’s tea and like 4 if it’s coffee, so it’s basically not coffee anymore
characters you relate to most? — stede :,) yes im goofy yes im sad yes im some guy
otp? — stede & ed (but other than them definitely lucius & pete)
notp? — any and all ships that include izzy or cj, lol
if you were a pirate captain, what would you call your ship? — uhh, something corny like... the fools demise, for the ones aboard or the ones that try to attack? who tf knows
what position would you have on a pirate ship (bosun, captain, powder monkey, master gunner, surgeon etc.) — can i PLEASE be a scribe
favourite ofmd fics or arts? — my all-time favourite art in this fanbase has to be this art by @miistermee and it NEEDS more attention on it and my favourite fic is anything wretched_wren@ao3 writes tbh AND @stedechain with their stunning graphic edits, like this one
biggest wish for season 2? — i need them to kiss like its both their final act in life and theyre teenagers in highschool again, also PLEASE can the crew all group hug, i just love love, lol
favourite quote — "i'm sorry tonight was a bit of a bust" / "no no, mate you were right, wasn't ready" / "i don't know, i think you're very sophisticated" / "thank you" / "that's a lovely piece of silk you have there" / "this tatty old thing?" / "well, sometimes the old things are the best things- may i?" / "there we go, look at that... you wear fine things well" cause... YEAH yeah, but also “well sussed!” just cause of how flouncy stede looks and sounds saying it
favourite minor character — frenchie or roach, if they count? otherwise, mary
favourite episode — pilot (ep1) OR this is happening (ep7) OR the art of fuckery (ep6) i can never choose
has ofmd caused you to re-evaluate your gender — yeah! made me believe in love again and therefore helped me believe i could find love despite my relationship with my gender (and my self image) being difficult, even if i’m late
favourite cast/creator quote or interview — when rhys and taika did that lie detector video and rhys asks, “so would you say as an actor you have leading man looks” and then taika shifts into ed’s voice and goes “i don’t know, you tell me” and rhys being the little shit that he is shifts into stede’s voice and whispers EXACTLY like he did as stede on that beach and goes “i think so” like they know what they’re doing i.....
do cats have knives in their feet? — absolutely, deadly even but they’re allowed to have them actually
song that makes you think of stede bonnet — little lion man by mumford & sons
song that makes you think of ed teach — the hearse by matt maeson
song that makes you think of izzy hands — that screaming and farting playlist jerma listens to idk and idc about izzy hehe <3
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collection of 2022 art i never finished and never will
ft. sxf art, miraculous ladybug fanart old fart redux,a gift for kita my dear which i never posted, redraw of old mary jane art and THREE ocs
#am i expecting notes? absolutely not i'm trying to publicly purge myself of the prison called 'wips' so i can do new stuff#check and fucking mate brain#digital art#fanart
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yea wayne kramer my son who wouldent get a job or move out
and his son he had young, who wouldent get a job, and hid living at grandmas
said it they attack you
and guess I should get crazy now baby
no one would knock them the fuck out
we fuck everywhere outside and bring them over yea look spanish jlo restuarant people. they will teach my daughter to be hot like marilyn monroe. remember we got one. yea. yea. she will do it. mate with us.
i was pretty much a ugly transvesdite man who didnt dress up they made fun of in school.
"and josh is his like his son."-him
this guy would be in a gorilla nest, to look and judge the art of this dance
so he says it 10 times after
they think its their area, ass dancing fucking each other for no fights
obviously gay
this is them and their families, they cant live, they let out dope and rob everyone, and rape everyone
the families except malcom were it.
not smart enough to tell? duh.
they would not leave their house either. now there are 500 of them out in the area with none of their face left.
the guys wear dentures.
had his family say he was a prince, not a ape
and doesnt go outside to judge and say, am I the only prince?
so we made a movie of that generation, bill is it make bill it
prince of ronald mcdonald he could fuck him 'shrek 2'
how the moms talk is it, mom, grandma, great grandmas
his mom was a star too he would lie, say something to think to her eyes she will be knocked out
"is this how I get to fuck my husband how do I find him"
she was talking about fucking him up in a fight too
the I go outside and am hotter than you guy
farts on you in class too
then leaves for good, where this time, Twizzlers everyday
she didnt want em, said it, but lies... about the relationship, with different eyes for twizzlers
next drives a gay inbred dad he sends over, we hang out with your kids in the area she's making it dangerous for us
and being gay, anyone talking to him, is a "us"
and leaving, will fight that person next to him
like even leaving to go get twizzlers. your favorite? then he fucks him
and yea there you go he is gay
and the gay ones will fight for anything to get up taller there with posh spice he mated with
devin got a mustache and said we're out. and thats their family.
same suit he could get. 'theres something about mary'
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big B(oob)y wolf
#twau#the wolf among us#bigby wolf#snow white#dc fables#snowby#fanart#shitpost#mari's art fart#my hope is that s2 will have a qte dedicated just for motorboating bigbys tig ol bitties
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Holidays 2.5
Holidays
Adlai Stevenson Day (Illinois)
Aerial Victory Day
Angel Conwell Day (South Carolina)
Antigone Asteroid Day
Belle Starr Day
California Western Monarch Day
Chama Cha Mapinduzi Day (Tanzania)
Cheongwoldaeboreum (Folk Festival; North Korea)
Constitution Day (Mexico)
Crown Princess Mary Day (Denmark)
Disaster Day
Georgia Arts Day (Georgia)
Hank Aaron Day
International Clash Day
Kashmir Solidarity Day (Pakistan)
Lailatul Quadr (Night of Power)
Lichen Day (French Republic)
Longest War Day (3rd Punic War ended in 1985 after 2,131 years)
Move Hollywood and Broadway to Lebanon, Pennsylvania Day
National Fart Day (a.k.a. Did You Fart? Day)
National Leo Day
National Shower with a Friend Day
National Tinnitus Awareness Day
National Weatherperson's Day (f.k.a. Weatherman's Day)
Othroktide (Elder Scrolls)
Pikachu Day
Primrose Day
Robert “Bobbie” Peel Day (UK)
Runeberg Day (Finland)
Trayvon Martin Day
Unity Day (Burundi)
Waitangi Dildo Incident Day (New Zealand)
Western Monarch Day
World Animal Reiki Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Bartender’s Cup
Chocolate Fondue Day
National Rosé Day (Australia; New Zealand)
World Nutella Day
1st Monday in February
Constitution Day (Mexico) [1st Monday]
Great American Pizza Bake [1st Monday]
Independence Day observed (Grenada; from UK, 1974) [Monday closest to 2.7]
Just Say No To PowerPoint Week begins [1st Monday]
Love a Mensch Week begins [1st Monday]
National Sickie Day (UK) [1st Monday]
National Toothbrushing Day (Philippines) [1st Monday]
Independence & Related Days
Arkazja (Declared; 2022) [unrecognized]
Liberation Day (From the Alberoni Occupation; San Marino)
Festivals Beginning February 5, 2024
Carnival of Oruro (Oruro, Bolivia) [thru 2.14]
New Mexico Chile Conference (Las Cruces, New Mexico) [thru 2.5]
Order of Venus Mob-Chella Mardia Gras Ball (Mobile, Alabama)
Ridgefield Restaurant Week (Ridgefield, Connecticut) [thru 2.11]
Whale Fiesta (San Pedro, California)
Feast Days
Abraamius, Bishop of Arbela (Christian; Martyr)
Adelaide of Vilich (a.k.a. Alice; Christian; Saint)
Agatha of Sicily (Christian; Saint)
Anne Hutchinson (Episcopal Church USA)
Avitus of Vienne (Christian; Saint)
Benedict Arnold Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Bertulf (a.k.a. Bertoul of Renty; Christian; Saint)
Carl Spitzweg (Artology)
Day of the Serpent (Pagan)
Doodle Day (Pastafarian)
The Fornacalia (Goddess of Furnaces) [until 17th]
The Goat (Muppetism)
Herman Charles Bosman (Writerism)
H.R. Giger (Artology)
Indractus and Dominica (Christian; Martyrs)
Ingenuinus (Jenewein; Christian; Saint)
Jeanne de Valois (Christian; Martyr)
Lantern Festival (China) [15th Day of Chinese New Year]
Martyrs of Japan (Christian; 25 Martyrs, 1597)
Martyrs of Pontus (Christian; Martyrs)
Nones of February (Ancient Rome)
Philip of Jesus (Christian; Saint)
Pirate Garb Day (Pastafarian)
Ragged Young Man, Shaggy Filly & Freckle-Legged Girl Day (Celtic Book of Days)
Roger Williams (Baptist & Episcopal Church USA)
Sacred Maiden Ia Day (Everyday Wicca)
Scopas (Positivist; Saint)
Triodion begins (Eastern Orthodox Christian) [70 Days before Easter]
Twenty-six Martyrs of Japan (Evangelical Lutheran Church in America; Anglican Church in Japan)
Vasant Panchami (Hinduism)
Vodalus (a.k.a. Voel; Christian; Saint)
Weatherperson’s Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)
William S. Burroughs (Writerism)
Wyrd’s Day (Celtic Goddess of Fortune Telling)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Lucky Day (Philippines) [9 of 71]
Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]
Premieres
The ABC of Hand Tools (Disney Cartoon; 1946)
Alice in Wonderland in Paris (Animated Film; 1966)
Bear Country (Disney Documentary Short; 1953)
Big Cheese Boris or I’d Rather Be Rat (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 96; 1961)
The Book Shop (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1937)
Boris Makes His Move or The Miceman Cometh (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 95; 1961)
Chew-Chew Baby (Woody Woodpecker Cartoon; 1945)
The County Fair (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1934)
Crazy Heart (Film; 2010)
Daisy-Head Mayzie (Hanna-Barbera Animated TV Special; 1995)
An Education (Film; 2010)
Epitaph for a Spy: A Spy Thriller, by Eric Ambler (Novel; 1938)
Featuring the Saint, by Leslie Charteris (Short Stories; 1931) [Saint #5]
Flower in the Hat or The Rose Bowler (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 201; 1963)
The General (Film; 1927)
Glad Rags to Riches (Film; 1933)
Hail, Caesar! (Film; 2016)
Hansel and Gretel (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1933)
Instant Replay, by The Monks (Album; 1969)
Lego Masters (UK TV Series; 2022)
Loaded Weapon (Film; 1993)
Love My Life Away, by Gene Pitney (Song; 1961)
Modern Times (Silent Film; 1936)
Mother and Child Reunion, by Paul Simon (Album; 1972)
Mucho Loco (WB MM Cartoon; 1966)
No Deposit, No Return (Film; 1976)
Otello, by Giuseppe Verdi (Opera; 1887)
Patton (Film; 1970)
Peter Pan (Animated Disney Film; 1953)
Pipe Dreams (Happy Harmonies Cartoon; 1938)
Porky at the Crocadero (WB LT Cartoon; 1938)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Film; 2016)
Robin Hood, Jr., featuring Willie Whopper (MGM Cartoon; 1934)
Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost (WB Animated Film; 2019)
She’s Having a Baby (Film; 1988)
A Single Man (Film; 2010)
A Snitch in Time or The Finking Man’s Thilter (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 202; 1963)
String Quartet No. 1 in D Minor, by Arnold Schoenberg (String Quartet; 1907)
Sunday in New York (Film; 1964)
Tau Zero, by Poul Anderson (Novel; 1970)
Topsy Turkey (Phantasies Cartoon; 1948)
Two Happy Amigos (Disney Animated TV Special; 1960)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Film; 1988)
Up, by Cardi B (Song; 2021)
The Wandering Earth (Film; 2019)
What Is Life? with Mind and Matter and Autobiographical Sketches, by Erwin Schrödinger (Philosophy Book; 1944)
Today’s Name Days
Agatha, Albuin (Austria)
Agata, Dobrila, Goran, Jagoda (Croatia)
Dobromila (Czech Republic)
Agathe (Denmark)
Aet, Agaate, Aita, Ita, Iti (Estonia)
Asser (Finland)
Agathe (France)
Agathe, Albuin (Germany)
Agathe, Agathi (Greece)
Ágota, Ingrid (Hungary)
Agata (Italy)
Agate, Agra, Ardis, Selga, Silga (Latvia)
Agota, Birutė, Gaudvinas, Ilona (Lithuania)
Agate, Ågot (Norway)
Adelajda, Aga, Agata, Albin, Izydor, Jakub, Jan, Justynian, Paweł, Piotr, Strzeżysława (Poland)
Agata (Romania)
Agáta (Slovakia)
Ágata, Águeda, Felipe (Spain)
Agata, Agda (Sweden)
Agatha (Ukraine)
Agatha, Chanel, Chanelle, Chantel, Phoenix, Shantel (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 36 of 2024; 330 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 1 of week 6 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Luis (Rowan) [Day 16 of 28]
Chinese: Month 12 (Yi-Chou), Day 26 (Ji-Hai)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 26 Shevat 5784
Islamic: 25 Rajab 1445
J Cal: 6 Grey; Sixday [6 of 30]
Julian: 23 January 2024
Moon: 23%: Waning Crescent
Positivist: 8 Homer (2nd Month) [Scopas)
Runic Half Month: Elhaz (Elk) [Day 12 of 15]
Season: Winter (Day 47 of 89)
Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 15 of 28)
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happy valentines ~ i finished this yesterday but id just thought to post it here only now ;;;;; close ups under the cut
so cute
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Holidays 2.5
Holidays
Adlai Stevenson Day (Illinois)
Aerial Victory Day
Angel Conwell Day (South Carolina)
Antigone Asteroid Day
Belle Starr Day
California Western Monarch Day
Chama Cha Mapinduzi Day (Tanzania)
Cheongwoldaeboreum (Folk Festival; North Korea)
Constitution Day (Mexico)
Crown Princess Mary Day (Denmark)
Disaster Day
Georgia Arts Day (Georgia)
Hank Aaron Day
International Clash Day
Kashmir Solidarity Day (Pakistan)
Lailatul Quadr (Night of Power)
Lichen Day (French Republic)
Longest War Day (3rd Punic War ended in 1985 after 2,131 years)
Move Hollywood and Broadway to Lebanon, Pennsylvania Day
National Fart Day (a.k.a. Did You Fart? Day)
National Leo Day
National Shower with a Friend Day
National Tinnitus Awareness Day
National Weatherperson's Day (f.k.a. Weatherman's Day)
Othroktide (Elder Scrolls)
Pikachu Day
Primrose Day
Robert “Bobbie” Peel Day (UK)
Runeberg Day (Finland)
Trayvon Martin Day
Unity Day (Burundi)
Waitangi Dildo Incident Day (New Zealand)
Western Monarch Day
World Animal Reiki Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Bartender’s Cup
Chocolate Fondue Day
National Rosé Day (Australia; New Zealand)
World Nutella Day
1st Monday in February
Constitution Day (Mexico) [1st Monday]
Great American Pizza Bake [1st Monday]
Independence Day observed (Grenada; from UK, 1974) [Monday closest to 2.7]
Just Say No To PowerPoint Week begins [1st Monday]
Love a Mensch Week begins [1st Monday]
National Sickie Day (UK) [1st Monday]
National Toothbrushing Day (Philippines) [1st Monday]
Independence & Related Days
Arkazja (Declared; 2022) [unrecognized]
Liberation Day (From the Alberoni Occupation; San Marino)
Festivals Beginning February 5, 2024
Carnival of Oruro (Oruro, Bolivia) [thru 2.14]
New Mexico Chile Conference (Las Cruces, New Mexico) [thru 2.5]
Order of Venus Mob-Chella Mardia Gras Ball (Mobile, Alabama)
Ridgefield Restaurant Week (Ridgefield, Connecticut) [thru 2.11]
Whale Fiesta (San Pedro, California)
Feast Days
Abraamius, Bishop of Arbela (Christian; Martyr)
Adelaide of Vilich (a.k.a. Alice; Christian; Saint)
Agatha of Sicily (Christian; Saint)
Anne Hutchinson (Episcopal Church USA)
Avitus of Vienne (Christian; Saint)
Benedict Arnold Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Bertulf (a.k.a. Bertoul of Renty; Christian; Saint)
Carl Spitzweg (Artology)
Day of the Serpent (Pagan)
Doodle Day (Pastafarian)
The Fornacalia (Goddess of Furnaces) [until 17th]
The Goat (Muppetism)
Herman Charles Bosman (Writerism)
H.R. Giger (Artology)
Indractus and Dominica (Christian; Martyrs)
Ingenuinus (Jenewein; Christian; Saint)
Jeanne de Valois (Christian; Martyr)
Lantern Festival (China) [15th Day of Chinese New Year]
Martyrs of Japan (Christian; 25 Martyrs, 1597)
Martyrs of Pontus (Christian; Martyrs)
Nones of February (Ancient Rome)
Philip of Jesus (Christian; Saint)
Pirate Garb Day (Pastafarian)
Ragged Young Man, Shaggy Filly & Freckle-Legged Girl Day (Celtic Book of Days)
Roger Williams (Baptist & Episcopal Church USA)
Sacred Maiden Ia Day (Everyday Wicca)
Scopas (Positivist; Saint)
Triodion begins (Eastern Orthodox Christian) [70 Days before Easter]
Twenty-six Martyrs of Japan (Evangelical Lutheran Church in America; Anglican Church in Japan)
Vasant Panchami (Hinduism)
Vodalus (a.k.a. Voel; Christian; Saint)
Weatherperson’s Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)
William S. Burroughs (Writerism)
Wyrd’s Day (Celtic Goddess of Fortune Telling)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Lucky Day (Philippines) [9 of 71]
Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]
Premieres
The ABC of Hand Tools (Disney Cartoon; 1946)
Alice in Wonderland in Paris (Animated Film; 1966)
Bear Country (Disney Documentary Short; 1953)
Big Cheese Boris or I’d Rather Be Rat (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 96; 1961)
The Book Shop (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1937)
Boris Makes His Move or The Miceman Cometh (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 95; 1961)
Chew-Chew Baby (Woody Woodpecker Cartoon; 1945)
The County Fair (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1934)
Crazy Heart (Film; 2010)
Daisy-Head Mayzie (Hanna-Barbera Animated TV Special; 1995)
An Education (Film; 2010)
Epitaph for a Spy: A Spy Thriller, by Eric Ambler (Novel; 1938)
Featuring the Saint, by Leslie Charteris (Short Stories; 1931) [Saint #5]
Flower in the Hat or The Rose Bowler (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 201; 1963)
The General (Film; 1927)
Glad Rags to Riches (Film; 1933)
Hail, Caesar! (Film; 2016)
Hansel and Gretel (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1933)
Instant Replay, by The Monks (Album; 1969)
Lego Masters (UK TV Series; 2022)
Loaded Weapon (Film; 1993)
Love My Life Away, by Gene Pitney (Song; 1961)
Modern Times (Silent Film; 1936)
Mother and Child Reunion, by Paul Simon (Album; 1972)
Mucho Loco (WB MM Cartoon; 1966)
No Deposit, No Return (Film; 1976)
Otello, by Giuseppe Verdi (Opera; 1887)
Patton (Film; 1970)
Peter Pan (Animated Disney Film; 1953)
Pipe Dreams (Happy Harmonies Cartoon; 1938)
Porky at the Crocadero (WB LT Cartoon; 1938)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Film; 2016)
Robin Hood, Jr., featuring Willie Whopper (MGM Cartoon; 1934)
Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost (WB Animated Film; 2019)
She’s Having a Baby (Film; 1988)
A Single Man (Film; 2010)
A Snitch in Time or The Finking Man’s Thilter (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 202; 1963)
String Quartet No. 1 in D Minor, by Arnold Schoenberg (String Quartet; 1907)
Sunday in New York (Film; 1964)
Tau Zero, by Poul Anderson (Novel; 1970)
Topsy Turkey (Phantasies Cartoon; 1948)
Two Happy Amigos (Disney Animated TV Special; 1960)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Film; 1988)
Up, by Cardi B (Song; 2021)
The Wandering Earth (Film; 2019)
What Is Life? with Mind and Matter and Autobiographical Sketches, by Erwin Schrödinger (Philosophy Book; 1944)
Today’s Name Days
Agatha, Albuin (Austria)
Agata, Dobrila, Goran, Jagoda (Croatia)
Dobromila (Czech Republic)
Agathe (Denmark)
Aet, Agaate, Aita, Ita, Iti (Estonia)
Asser (Finland)
Agathe (France)
Agathe, Albuin (Germany)
Agathe, Agathi (Greece)
Ágota, Ingrid (Hungary)
Agata (Italy)
Agate, Agra, Ardis, Selga, Silga (Latvia)
Agota, Birutė, Gaudvinas, Ilona (Lithuania)
Agate, Ågot (Norway)
Adelajda, Aga, Agata, Albin, Izydor, Jakub, Jan, Justynian, Paweł, Piotr, Strzeżysława (Poland)
Agata (Romania)
Agáta (Slovakia)
Ágata, Águeda, Felipe (Spain)
Agata, Agda (Sweden)
Agatha (Ukraine)
Agatha, Chanel, Chanelle, Chantel, Phoenix, Shantel (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 36 of 2024; 330 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 1 of week 6 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Luis (Rowan) [Day 16 of 28]
Chinese: Month 12 (Yi-Chou), Day 26 (Ji-Hai)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 26 Shevat 5784
Islamic: 25 Rajab 1445
J Cal: 6 Grey; Sixday [6 of 30]
Julian: 23 January 2024
Moon: 23%: Waning Crescent
Positivist: 8 Homer (2nd Month) [Scopas)
Runic Half Month: Elhaz (Elk) [Day 12 of 15]
Season: Winter (Day 47 of 89)
Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 15 of 28)
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The many, many iterations of
Susanna and the Elders.
TW: Contains references to sexual assault and other harassment.
So my first exposure to a painting about Susanna and the Elders was the Artemisia Gentileschi painting of the same name.
I'm neither Christian nor Jewish, so I don't know the lore. But that painting makes it look like Susanna's probably about to be molested or raped. Susanna is struggling away from the men, and one of them is pulling at her hair and is whispering to the other. This is a pretty fucked up topic to make a painting on, especially considering that we're in the 17th century Baroque period. I reasonably assumed that the Catholic Church of the time wouldn't approve of painting too many stories about such graphic occurences, especially because Susanna didn't seem like some martyr saint- she's just some girl in a bad situation.
So imagine my surprise when I find even more Susanna and the Elders paintings. And somehow they're even worse.
...I mean, now I'm confused about the story. In the first painting Susanna's open gaze to the viewer makes me think she doesn't know what danger she's in yet. But then in the third painting one elder is grabbing her tit, and she looks like she's into it. I probably should read the actual story.
So according to the Book of Daniel, Susanna is a Jewish wife who is spied on while she bathes by two elders of her community. They later accost and proposition her during her bath, but she refuses them. In response, they accuse her of adultery. She's about to be put to death for her crime, when a young Prophet Daniel interrupts the proceedings. He cross-examines the two judges, their stories about Susanna's adultery don't match up, and they get stoned to death in her place.
Pretty dark story, but one thing is clear- Susanna was not interested in the elders. So why do some of these paintings (looking at you, tit-grab) look like the start of a porno? Also why is the darkest part of this tale such a popular subject to paint? Why not paint the stoning of the elders? It's a much happier scene to paint, and conveys the proper Christian themes of righteousness always prevailing.
Quoting liberally from Wikipedia, here's my deductions on the topic:
According to Mary Garrard, the scene has been unusually attractive to male artists and male art patrons as "an opportunity for legitimized voyeurism", an appeal heightened by the fact the naked woman in the story was being watched by lechers, allowing both the artist and the viewer of the painting a point of view character in the scene.
I really don't see how that's appealing. Shouldn't that make the viewer feel like they're seeing through the view of a rapist in this scene?
Garrard argues that the possession of a woman who has clearly said "no" is in fact rape, and that the depictions of Susanna and the Elders as being from the point of view of the elders are depictions from the point of view of attempted rapists.
Absolutely spot on, Ms. Garrard. It's also super weird how she's painted with such a neutral or even pleased expression in some of the paintings.
Susanna's dilemma is most often painted as not her desire to avoid being victimized but instead whether or not to give in to her presumed natural desire to have sex with two elderly blackmailers.
With all due respect, what the fuck? Who read the story and went 'this isn't about how blackmailing women for sex is wrong, but instead about how a woman must remain untempted in the face of old farts who cross her boundaries and won't take no for an answer.'
I know the answer. Rich old dudes with egos to soothe, that's who.
These paintings aren't really meant to be admired for the art, they're 17th century porn fetishes.
Here's another painting (by Rubens!) which really drives home the 'resist temptation' argument-
Rubens in his late 1630s portrayal places Susanna under an apple tree rather than a mastic or oak, a nod to Eve, the garden of Eden, and resisting, according to Mark Leach, "supreme temptation"; according to Garrard, the implication by both Leach and Rubens is that Susanna had to be very strong-willed indeed to resist the overwhelming attraction of being coerced into sex by two elderly lechers.
Yeah, that's fucked however you look at it. Also you know some old guy paid heavily for this commission.
On that depressing note, I gotta end the post because I'm running out of time. Here's a link to the Wikipedia page about Susanna and the Elders art, so y'all can see just how many paintings they've made for this topic alone.
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