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Mini Fanfic #1165: Hanging with the Mario Family (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

6:21 p.m. at the Marios' Residence's Living Room..........

Peach: (Clasps her Hands Together and Happily Squeals at Everything Shown to Her on The Marios' Family Photo Album) Mario!~ You never told me you were even more adorable growing up too!~

Mama Mario: (Happily Sighs on the Fondful Memories) Ah my two maschios were the most precious beings their father and I could asked for~ (Got Up From Her Seat and Hugs Mario) It times like these where I want to continue holding them close to my arms, never letting go for anything or anyone that says otherwise! (Starts Kissing on Her Son's Cheek)

Mario: ('Groans in Embarrassment') 'Maaaa please.....At least don't do it in front of the princess.....

Mama Mario: But how. ('Mwah') Else. ('Mwah') Am I. ('Mwah') Suppose to. ('Mwah') Show. ('Mwah') How much. ('Mwah') I miss you!~ ('Mwah') (Continues Kissing her Older Son)

Papa Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) Ah let your mother have this one, son. It's been a long while since we've last seen you boys that it's kinds hard for her keep her own excitement in check completely, you know?

Mario: ('Sigh') Yeah, I noticed. Sorry Lu and I took too long to call you guys up until now.

Papa Mario: Nah don't worry about that. We all know how super busy two are now that you're all-star heroes! (Let's Out a Proud Hardy Laugh) I should've realized from the getgo that my own boys would have this much potential. (Starts Wiping a Tear or Two Off From his Eyes) ('Sniff') As if I wasn't anymore prouder than I already was before without a worry in the world.....

Mama Mario: (Rolls her Eyes) Please. Your papa gotten worried for days on end the moment you two left the house on that day. (Starts Snickering) I can't tell you how many times this poor piagnucolone started sheding tears whenever your names get brought up in any conversations nowadays.

Papa Mario: (Quickly Glares at his Wife) Marísa! Hush.

Mama Mario: (Pouts at her Husband) Oh don't you start hushing me, signore! You cannot hide what's inside, not like you were ever good at it to begin with.

Mario: (Chuckles Fondly at his Parents Bickering at Each Other) Grazie, mama, papa. But really, you two have nothing to worry about. Lu and I will keep having each other's back like we always do.

Peach: (Happily Hugs her Plumber Right Beside Her) And we'll continue to make extra sure that they'll be taken care of in a huge family of ours. Your teddy bear of a son is in good hands, ma'am and sir.

Mario: (Turns to His Girlfriend with a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Really, Peach?

Peach: Oh hush. You know you love it~

Mama Mario: Awww~ You really see my son as a Teddy Bear, your highness?

Peach: (Happily Nodded) Indeed I do!~ (Starts Snuggling Up on her Embrace with Mario) He may keep denying it all he wants, but he's the most adorable sweetheart of a man I am oh so happy to fall in love with, c'mere~ (Starts Kissong on Mario's Other Cheek)

Papa Mario: (Let's Out Another Laugh) I always knew you have the Mario Men's Charm within you, my boy, but I didn't think your own cuteness would played a huge factor in all of this as well!

Mario: (Glares at his Father) Oh don't even start going there, old man! My cuteness hasn't played a part in any of this at all! (Crosses his Arms While Pouting) Besides, doesn't change the fact that I'm still the oldest of the two........

Papa Mario: ('Heh') Yeah, and the shortest. I bet the princess could pick you up in her arms with little to no problem.

Peach: Oh I've picked him up multiple times already, sir. It's like carrying a couple of grapes~ (Continues Kissing on Mario)

Mario: (Starts Blushing) Peach!

Mama Mario: Ohhh baby!~ (Starts Pulling on Mario's Other Cheek) You look so precious when you blush like that~

Mario: Mom!!

Papa Mario: (Starts Bursting Out Laughing) AHHHAHAHAHAHA! Ah my boy's a cute little grape now!? (Continues Laughing his Ass Off)

Mario: ('Groans in Embarrassment') (Can't say I'm surprised by how THIS is turning out.....I wonder how everyone else in doing.....)

Meanwhile in the Other Room

Niece: (Eyes Widened in Awe) Wooooooah......So you're able to do all those crazy Chaos powers without breaking a sweat?

Shadow: (Simply Nodded) More or less. I'm only able use some of my more destructive abilities once I take these Inhibitor Rings off which would severely over-exert my own body if I'm not too careful.

Niece: Awesome......(Turns to Hat Kid) And you not only own a space ship, but also beaten up planet filled with mafia guys, star in multiple movie films, survived through a dark, scary forest with some evil shadow guy offering people to sign his contracts, and beaten up a muscle girl with mystical powers, all in a couple of days?

Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded) Yep!~

Niece: (Smiles Brightly with Stars Spinning Around in her Eyes) That is so cool! (Extebds her Habds Out to Shadow abd Hat Kid) You guys! Are like....The Coolest guys ever!~

'Clears Throat'

The trio turns to see Sonic standing at the other side using his the front of his knuckles to rub his chest in a bit cocky manner.

Sonic: Aren't you uhh....Forgetting someone there, kiddo?

Niece: .....No. Not really. (Turns Back to Shadow and Hat Kid) So anyways, I-

Sonic: (Zooms in Right in Front of the Girl) Come on, you gotta at least be somewhat familiar with who.i am. (Casually Shrugs) Buuuuut if you're still not aware, allow me introduce myself: Sonic the Hedgehog the name and-

Niece: (Rolls her Eyes in a Deadpinned Expression) "Speeds Your Game". Yeah, I know who you are. Doubt you're the fastest, but still....

Sonic: (Eyes Begins to Widened) Not the fastest- Kid, did you NOT just see how fast I got over here just now!? Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty quick on my own two feet, ya know?

Niece: Yeah. So does the Roadrunner, Quick Silver, The Original Flash, the Current Flash, Kid Flash, Reverse Flash-

Sonic: How many Flashes are there?

Niece: A lot. And they have twice more speed, a lot of charisma, and more power than you could ever hope of having.

Sonic: ('Scoffs') Yeah, well, hate to be a rain on your parade there, squirt, but most of those guys you've mentioned, have their speed powers given to them one way or another. (Smugly Points at Himself) I was practically born to be fast from the start.

Niece: So does the Roadrunner and he's way more cooler.

Sonic: (Eyes Widened in Disbelief) Seriously!? All that guy does is say 'Meep' and keeps running away from that coyote guy on a daily basis!

Niece: And he never got caught ever since AND he outsmarted him numerous times without even trying. You could a learn a thing or two from him considering you keep letting that evil, fat scientist guy you keep butting heads with.

Sonic: (Bends his Upper Down While Glaring at the Girl in her Level) Okay, first off, the evil, fat scientist is named Eggman, and second, I find it real bold of you to think that I.....(Continues Arguing to Mario and Luigi's Nonchalant Niece Whilr the Others Watches)

Shadow: (Already Has hie Arms Crossed) I know this our first time being here....(Forms a Smirk onnhis Face) But I think I'm starting to like that cousin of ours already.

Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly) Yeah.

Meanwhile at the Dining Room

Aunt Marie: (Doing Dedede's Long Hair on One Side) My goodness!~ I have seen many good look hairstyles in my prime time, 'hon, but this.... HAIR of yours just looks so drop dead gorgeous on you!~

Tifa: (Doing Dedede's Hair on the Other Side) Tell me about it. We've live together for while now and I still can't believe how pretty it looks........

Dedede: (Let's Out a Relax Sigh) Yeah.... It's a blessing growing with up long, luxurious hair in my royalty days, it's so good that it could even make Rapunzel cry in shame. (Starts Laughing)

Grandpa Mario: (Points at Dedede In Front of Him While Talking to Cloud Next to Him) You telling Mr this fat pinguino's suppose to be a king or somethin'?

Cloud: Former king. He's been exiled and replaced from his own kingdom a long while ago.

Grandpa Mario: Exiled, huh? (Starts Snickering) What did he do? Steal a bunch of food or somethin'?

Cloud: (Forms Small Smirk.on his Face) Not the exact reason, but he HAS done that a few times beforehand. Oh and get this: This the guy who used to kick his ass on a daily basis too. (Shows Grandpa Mario a Picture of Kirby on his Phone)

Grandpa Mario: (Eyes Widened at The Picture in Question) Mama Mia, THAT'S the guy!? He looks like a pink little bouncy ball with feet.

Cloud: Exactly. He kept losing so bad he eventually became friends with him. Not surprising considering Kirby's an actual sweetheart, but you know? Street Cred looking bad or....whatever.

Grandpa Mario: Assuming he even had one to begin with it.

Cloud: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah. I doubt it.

Dedede: (Glares at the Two Men in Front of Him) Heyeyey! (Points at Cloud.....) I heard that. (.....Then Pointa at Grandpa Mario) I heard that. Now quit gossiping over there so I can have my beauty salon session in peace.

Grandpa Mario: (Watches Dedede Close Back his Eyes Shut Before Turning Back to Cloud) Has he always been this full of himself?

Cloud: ('Sigh') Yeah, but we still love him regardless. For the most part.

At the Other Side of the Dining Room.......

Uncle Tony: (Standing Next to Uncle Arthur) So you tellin' us that you were born and raised in a desert like settin'?

Uncle Arthur: Which has like four separate kingdoms that you and your folks rule over?

Daisy: (Standing Next to Luigi on One Side) Yep! Which would sorta, possibly make me an Empress if something ever happens to my old man. Buuuuuut considering how stubborn he is and how insanely tough each of the kingdoms' guardians are, the chances of that happening is slim to none.

Tony/Arthur: (Starts Nodding in an Impressed Manner) Alright!/ That's super nice./Mmhmm.

Tony: (Turns to the Pink Haired Lady Standing Next to Luigi on the Other Side) And what about you, little lady? You said you're a model of some kind?

Lilith: (Happily Nodded) Yep-Yep!~ A runaway model to be completely exact. Though, whenever I'm not traveling across the glove with big sis, I'd usually spend the rest of my time lone watching over this huge mansion we've been living at for years now. (Places her Hands on Both her Cheeks While Bashfully Twisting Herself From Side to Side) Wasn't long until I've finally met the prince and princess of my dreams on that faithful day in the Mid Summertime~

Tony/Arthur: Ooooooh!~ (Puts on Teasing Smirks on Both Their Faces)

Arthur: Our little nephew's your prince you say?~

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) I....wouldn't exactly go that far.....

Lilith: (Places her Finger on her Chin) Yeah, that sounds a tad bit plain now that I think about it.

Daisy: (Hugs Luigi's Arm on her Side) Besides, he lot more than that~ He's a sweetie~

Lilith: (Hugs Luigi's Other Arm) A Greenie~

Daisy/Lilith: And our one and only hero~ (Gives Luigi's Cheeks Their Respective Kisses)

Luigi: (Smiles a Bit Bashfully by his Girlfriend's Sweets Affections) Yeah.....What they said~ (My two heroes~)

Tony: (Let's Out a Wholehearted Laugh) Hahahaaa! I always knew our green bean has it in him!

Arthur: (Smiles Brightly) The Mario Men's Charm never fails!

The two uncles share a hi-five together before chuckling among themselves.

Lilith: (Raises an Eyebrow a Bit in Confusion) Mario Men's Charm?

Luigi: ('Sigh') It's this charm that has been past down to the family's name for generations to come. At least that's what our dad keeps telling us since we got into middle school. (Rolls his Eyes) A mess of three years that was......

Daisy: How messy are we talking exactly?

Luigi: A few bullied moments here and there, a couple awkward rejections and a start of puberty to boot. It was a miracle I was able to survived all of that.....

Peach: (Happily Walks into the Room Along with Mario and his Parents) Hello, my lovelies!~

Luigi: (Turns to the Gang) Oh hey guys, how it's- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened at What Caught his Attention) Peach, is that a photo album you're holding right now?

Peach: (Happily Nodded) Yep-Yep!~ We looked through the the entire page.

Luigi: (Hears the Sound of Glass Breaking in his Head) The.....Entire.....page......

Mario: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face as He Makes his Way to the Front Door) Yep.

Mama Mario: The photos we've taken in that album has brought so many wonderful memories over the years that we couldn't but show the princess everything.

Papa Mario: (Smiles Brightly) And what kind of house host we would be if we don't share this experience with everyone else in here, am I right?

Tifa: Ooh! I wanna see 'em.

Dedede: Me too!

Lilith: Me three!~

Aunt Marie: Oh my gosh, you all are going to love every bit of it. ('Sigh') So many lovely memories combined into one book.

Cloud: (Shrugs) If it beats watching De's hair getting done all night, then I'm game.

Grandpa Mario: I've read through that book many times now. Never disappoints.

Tony: (Chuckles Lightly) Ah man! We can't wait show you all a few pictures Lu was involved in.

Arthur: Heheheh Yeah! If you thought he's shy now, wait until you see him he when he was a little munchkin.

Luigi: And that's my cue to get some fresh air.

Daisy: (Turns to her Boyfriend) You sure you don't wanna stick around for the whole thing, babe? I'll make extra sure no one makes fun of you for every photo they show us. And that a certain "someone" doesn't go blab them all out for shits and giggles. (Glares Directly Towards Dedede)

Dedede: (Notices Daisy Glaring at Him Before Sucking Through his Teeth) Man, why you glaring at me like that for?

Daisy: I dunno, De. Why did you felt the need to blurt out my full name for everyone in the mansion to hear, huh?

Dedede: Girl, that all happened last Christmas ago, I said I was sorry!

Daisy: I know. And I still got my eyes on you! (Points Two of her Fingers at Dedede With a Menacing Look on her Face) Like a hawk.

Dedede: ('Gulp')

Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) Thanks, dear, but I think I'm sure on this one. Have to make sure Mario isn't lonely out there, you know?

Daisy: True. Try not to be out there for too long, 'Kay? (Gives Luigi a Peck on the Lips) I'll miss you~

Luigi: I'll miss you more~ (Makes his Way to Outside) We'll see you in a bit.

Meanwhile Outside in the Front Porch of the House

Mario: (Looks Up at the Nightly Skies Letting Out a Relaxed Sigh)

'Door Opens'

?????: Enjoying the star watch tonight, bro?

Mario turns to see his younger brother standing by the door.

Mario: (Smiles a Bit) A little bit, yeah. I need a refreshment after a trip down the embarrassing memory lane.

Luigi: (Sighs as He Walk Towards an Empty Spot Where Mario Standing Next to) Embarrassing is right.....Couldn't bear to last a second in there without seeing some those photos again. Especially the ones from middle school.....

Mario: ('Sigh') I don't blame you one bit, bro. They were really rough to look through. But Peach seems to like them a lot, so....there's that at least. Maybe the others will too.

Luigi: Probably. (Looks Up at the Stars While Letting Out a Relaxed Sigh) Looks like another year's about come to close.

Mario: Tell me about it. felt like went by a little more quicker than usual.

Luigi: Yeah, but it was about to end eventually sooner than later, not that i mind it completely.

Mario: (Nodded in Agreement) True, true. We really came a long way, going from two plumbers to actual heroes.

Luigi: You can say that again. It's been a few years now and I still can't believe it.....

Mario: I couldn't either to tell you the truth, but despite all the challenges, the craziness we've faced together and separately, I'm glad we've managed to push through till the end. (Turns to Luigi with a Sincere Smile on his Face) And I have you to thank for it, Lu.

Luigi: Wait. (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise as He Points at Himself) Me?

Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) Yes, you. You're my one amd only bro, aren't you?

Luigi: Well-

Mario: Upup. I know what you're gonna say. "Mario, I don't deserve all the credit you're giving me! I'm just a sidekick, remember?"

Luigi: (Comically Glare at his Older Brother) Mario, I don't sound like that at all!

Mario: Really? Could've fooled me?

Luigi: ('Groans in Annoyance')

Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) Kidding, kidding. But seriously though, I can't imagine ever being where I am now, if it weren't for you being there, supporting and helping me all the way through. You're really amazing for that, you know?

Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Bro.....Thank you. If anything, I should be thanking you for always looking out for me after all these years, teaching me how to be brave, become my own man, and what not. I really appericate it a lot

Mario: (Smiles Back) I'm happy to help. I know I don't say it as much as I should, but I'm really glad and proud to have you as my brother, Luigi. So....from the bottom of my heart. I wanna say.....Thank you. For everything.

Luigi: Yeah. (Happily Hugs Mario with a Bit of Tears Falling Down From his Face) Ditto, bro.

A Few Days Later Back at in the Streets of Smash Town........

????: Curses....Damned all....All this time.......I have traveled across the lands of time for so long....To find myself place......A place, where I could call it my home.....and be at peace......

....ey.....

????: But.....I wonder.....How long will it takes for my body and soul to keep going?

.....ude.....

????: How long will my legs and feet will last before they weaken and bring me down to my absolute lowest?

.......upp.....

????: How long will my spirit of endurance to keep me company until the sickles of doubt and misery brings it's horrid face, viciously binding me around in my weakened state and restraint me until the day I perish, until the day I give out last breath to this cursed reality and it's miserable PILE OF-

WAKE UP!

'Smack'

????: (Jolted Up From the Ground He Was Sitting On) SECERTS!

The young man in blond, short hair, wearing a mage like attire starts panting all over the place as he sees three figures standing in front of him. Two maidens and an another young with a black wings attached to his back, as if he's an angel of darkness of some kind.

Cheerful Girl: ('Gasps') Miski, you did it! He lives!

Darken Angel: He wasn't dead to begin with, Kyoko. He just had himself a dirt nap.

Tough Girl: Must've been a real nice one if he slept for this long. (Squats Down to the Boy's Sitting Level, Poking him with a Stick) Hey. Sleepyhead. You hungry?

To Be Continued......

Thank you, Charles Martinet, for giving the Mario Bros and countless other characters their voice for us to love and enjoy for 29+Years.

And Thank YOU, the readers, for taking the time out of your regular schedules to read these wacky fanfics I keep making for 5-6 years now. Expect more to come real soon.

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