NCT Soft Boys Club
Haechan: Club president, loves cuddles, is always down for platonic kisses, there’s no such thing as personal space, is comfortable around everyone, what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine, the clingiest of them all, he’s down for anything, lay your head on my lap and tell me all your problems, I’m gonna rest my head on your shoulders and you’re not allowed to complain, pouty baby, but also a smiley baby.
Jaemin: Almost got kicked out for making a d*ck joke, Hyuck forgave him because he’s too soft, award winning smile, he’s such a pure hearted person, always has good intentions, well usually has good intentions, reminds everyone to stay warm and don’t get sick, you feel warm just looking at him, he’s just as soft as his hair, such a calming voice that it makes you forget all your problems, always encouraging others, is really grateful for everything.
Renjun: Self-proclaimed pure boy, kinda questionable, he’s tried to fight the others a couple of times, scared everyone when he said all the dreamies would fight to the death on Jisung’s b-day, will actually threaten you and smile, such a gentle smile that you forget what he said, looks great in pastel, looks like he smells like flowers?, probably does, has days where he’s softer than usual, it’s like he’s drunk on love, talks about how he wants them all to grow old together and be friends forever, gives the best gifts because they’re irreplaceable.
Jungwoo: Is convinced he’s still a baby, is flirty but in a cute way, loves to play coy, has no regret when acting cute, doesn’t seem like the type but is actually a really jealous person, he would also be part of the goofy club if it was a thing, does weird things but still manages to look cute while doing it, if there’s anyone who can rock a flower crown it’s him, is a little sneaky though, uses his softness to manipulate others, no one ever calls him out on it though.
Kun: Hyung line’s pure boy, wants to protect everyone, and everyone wants to protect him, kinda quiet, “Where’s Kun?” “Here”, is he ever not smiling?, we don’t deserve him, have you eaten? are you tired? how are you feeling?, so caring, if you’re with him then it’s his treat, so wholesome there’s not a evil bone in his body, king of compliments, always shows everyone pictures of his dogs, again we don’t deserve him.
Mark: Is basically already a member, he’s a badass rapper on stage, but he’s soft at heart, is always so impressed with little things, everyone thinks it’s precious, he gets flustered when they point it out, which makes everyone think he’s even cuter, Hyuck is always trying to convince him how great cuddling is, only averts his eyes and scratches the back of his head, he’s a pushover though, so Hyuck is sure he can convince Mark.
Jisung: Wants to convince everyone he’s not a baby, acts like a badass, but is absentmindedly cute, says the softness doesn’t go well with his dance, his face and cute smile don’t convince anyone though, he’s said he didn’t want to join so many times it’s too late to change his mind now, he doesn’t want the others to think they were right all along.
Chenle: A total cutie, his smile? his laugh? his voice? magical, he’s like a care bear, Hyuck told him he can join the club whenever, but wants to follow Jisung, “Swag”, the club is a plan B, in case the swag thing doesn’t work out, he doesn’t really mind if he’s in the club or not.
Jeno: Claims to be to old for the club, even though he’s the same age as 3 of the members, insists he’s not cute enough to be part of the club, but his eye smile makes everyone swoon, panics when someone gets too close, awkward laughs, awkward hugs, awkward eye contact, why are you so nervous Jeno, he just needs some time.
Taeyong: risky choice, some days he’s soft and others not so much, king of duality Lee Taeyong, says he cringes when he acts cute but actually loves it, Hyuck still has to decide if he’s allowed to join, says it doesn’t matter, everyone knows he wants to though.
Yukhei: Too loud for others to handle, tends to speak without thinking, “sexy lips”, seemed very excited on joining, he means well but things he says can be taken out of context, he’s so persistent on joining that they couldn’t tell him no in his face, the took a vote and everyone voted no, Jungwoo voted yes, he was kinda upset, but went back to his old self real quick, is still trying to join though.
Yuta: Scorpio, enough said, he wasn’t really interested in joining, but thought Winwin was going to join so he applied, Winwin didn’t join, Yuta figured he might as well try, some extra attention is always nice, Hyuck didn’t even look at his application, he saw the name and threw it out, Yuta isn’t bothered though.
Ten: Was almost accepted because of his beautiful smile, but was too much of a pervert, doesn’t feel even the slightest bit of guilt when he says something inappropriate, originally wanted to join to use the club as an advantage, if everyone thought he was a softie they would trust him more, and he could use that to his advantage ; ), like getting Kun to buy him food, someone snitched and Hyuck terminated his membership before it even started.
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