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markhoffmanstits · 7 months
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Adam and Lawrence share a singular braincell and at the moment they decided that was the way to fake a poisoning, that braincell got dropped onto that dirty ass floor and was forever lost in the eternal bathroom.
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stargazerssociety · 7 months
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I woke up today and things hurt worse than ever.
I don’t know how much longer I can do this. Tears streamed down my face from barely shifting the moment I woke up.
everything hurts and I have so much to do.
I’m tired.
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glitterbuggalaxy · 2 years
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petition to make masks ✨fashion✨
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universe-of-superm · 2 years
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Happy Friday
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Yan!Baek:went back to red hair
Vamp!Kai: it’s been a bit since I walked around town @wolfgangcb
Hy!minmin: I can’t sleep :(( @ateezmystery
Hy!Yongie: bunbun says hi :D
Yan!Ten: I miss my baby @hybridrescue-center
Vamp!Lu: hello everyone
SD!Minhyung: sun down, I’m up
Danissa:I got a bunch of books to read @k-pop-shelter
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bunabi · 2 months
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girl what happened to just creating fanwork to satisfy your needs
going directly to the developers for canonical changes to the work has gotta stop like what happened to boundaries
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unholyhymns · 10 months
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
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spirk-trek · 1 month
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I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"
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minnnieminmin · 5 months
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Chris Pratt using his normal voice as Garfield meanwhile Robert Pattinson over here using his most fucked up gremlin voice to play a bird that you wouldn't even know it was him until you saw the credits
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attleboy · 2 months
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still in a bit of an art slump take a shitpost for all the people who wanted more buttonblossom with the teeth thing (you'll get something more serious soon i swear...)
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based off this
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housecow · 9 months
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Finding your old posts around tumblr is actually the hottest thing as you look chubby still but sooo much smaller than you do now😳
i knowww!!! like. i was fs never small but from march 2022
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to july 2023??!
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struggling to fit everything into the photo 🥰
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genderliquid-witch · 3 months
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Thank you, Neil Gaiman, for appearing in a reading comprehension on my English mock exam and single-handedly saving my grade.
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markhoffmanstits · 7 months
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Epic bad luck.
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stargazerssociety · 7 months
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We actually.. feel better today? The pain is wavering.. it’s not as bad.
I think this is what the “war is over” audio feels like…
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glitterbuggalaxy · 2 years
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YALL i asked a cute boy out on a date and he said yes pride month is real 🥰😌
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kittykat-pikachu · 5 months
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list of things about mussed up houses
house of leaves by mark z. danielewski
skinamarink by kyle edward ball
the house in the ocean by mister manticore
myhouse.wad by veddge
this house has people in it by alan resnick (possible? its more like the people are the strange thing)
monster house by gil kenan (maybe not messed up in the right way for this list)
burning down the house by the talking heads (only in passing)
additions:
the haunting of hill house by shirley jackson (book)
the haunting of hill house by mike flanagan (tv adaptation of the book)
rose red by stephen king
vivarium by lorcan finnegan
changing planes by ursula k. le guin (not a house, but thematically close)
charlotte markham and the house of darkling by michael boccacino
slade house by dave mitchell
little, big by john crowley
the inner room by robert aickman
phantom architecture by phillip wilkinson
bite size terrors: erobos heaven by anoverthinker (seems like possibly the house isnt whats strange? but i dont know for sure i havent played it)
anatomy by kitty horrorshow
childhood homes (and why we hate them) by qrowscant
the house next door by annie rivers siddon
white is for witching by helen oyeyemi
haunted by poe (album counterpart to house of leaves??? holny crap)
the house with a clock in its walls by john bellairs (also has a movie adaptation)
p.t. by hideo kojima
coraline by neil gaiman (more like the creature is making the house messed up but yeah ill count it)(EDIT: okay yeah that house IS just messed up. forgot the beldam didn't make the other house)
starling house by alix harrow
the witch's house by fummy
house (hausu) by nobuhiko obayashi
the house is alive and the house is hungry by the paper chase
my house walk-through by nana825763
control by sam lake
house of bones by jeffery scott lando
lungbarrow by marc platt
if anyone knows of other things that fit this niche, any type of media, feel free to add on. i'll edit and add it to the original post. i just really like this specific niche
thank you to @bas-fish, @eggmixercortex, @ohiotpke, @posteriorpeasantpresents, @hadoom, @dougielombax, @lite-weaver, @mimillion, @elvriskastello, @apotheoseity, @hauntedhousez, @sophiewooloo, @jumbledthemes for contributing :3
i should sort this + add links putting that on my to-do list
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trikadekaphile · 2 months
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May the vote be with us. I'm not trying to be funny. This is serious, folks. VOTE FOR BIDEN, even if you're not crazy about him. (I'm not.) Because if Trump wins, YOU WILL NEVER VOTE AGAIN.
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