#married couple and sht

[summercreolefanfictioner]

Be best friends with Ayato(platonic friendship without romance) please

pov: you're Ayato's mortal bff / female equivalent

Prepare for trouble, and always make it double

A/N: I am actually having multiple requests of Ayato having a female bff but this one is platonic so might as well start off with this one.

you and Ayato actually didn't have a great start

and it all started when this bratty ore-sama was like pranking you during class (e.g. throwing papers at you which are meant for Kanato or trying to ruin your hair when he passes by your seat)

even switched out his name for yours so he could skip cleaning duty

it was a pain for you like you wish you could just throttle him

until you were in a basketball practice game with him

well since you're a member of Ryoutei's female basketball team, your captain decided to ask for Ayato and some male members for assistance with the gameplay

but turns out the game between you and Ayato turned serious

like the players are freaking worried the practice game would turn into bloodshed

and tbh you find him quite great in his basketball skills

but you still wanna throttle him tho

afterwards the relationship between you two went... okay?

like he doesn't prank you as much (but he still does cmon this is Ayato)

he actually didn't feel your murderous intent during the practice game and soon he became friends with you bcos he found out you listen to the same songs

even hangs out with you after school aside from club activities

you even found out he's a vampire and he thought your opinion of him would change

you were just "I don't care if you're a vampire. I will still throw the ball at you during the game."

"So you're not worried about me drinking your blood or something?"

"Ayato, vampires can't drink their prey's blood while playing a basketball game. Well, unless that's how you do things."

👁️👄👁️

I swear Ayato was dumbfounded at your statement but it made him kinda relieved

then it took you like a few weeks??? before you noticed how this one blonde girl looked at you

but it's not like she looks at you with contempt, it was more like she is confused and curious abt your relationship with Ayato

and you always see this particular girl around Ayato bcos he kept calling her by this stupid nickname "Chichinashi"

yep he likes this girl no doubt

so one time she approached you abt homework then when the two of you were left alone, she asked you if you like Ayato

"Do I like him like what?"

"Like... a boyfriend."

🙃😐

*cue vomiting sounds*

istg you just wanna ask her where she got that idea but since she was so curious and this looked like an important moment, you answered her

"*snorts* Please. I would rather kill myself than date him."

you found out this girl was Yui Komori and she likes the redheaded idiot

I swear you became their wingman

you even indulge on those days when you are around these two, watching them bicker like an old married couple

"I swear one of these days I'm just gonna see you two French kissing."

you have never seen them that embarrassed like Yui wanted the ground to swallow her whole while Ayato tried to retort like a sputtering child

you even shamelessly flirt with Yui to rile him up

like forget beating him in basketball cause the fvcker made your life miserable

might as well tease him for being head over heels for his blonde crush

Ayato even asks your opinion abt what Yui would like

"Can't you just ask her?"

"But girls like surprises!"

"Yeah, but they don't like stupid surprises so get your sht going."

you even defend Yui from other girls who diss her bcos she's always around Ayato

like Yui's just way better for you in your opinion

Yui even confides to you abt Ayato sometimes, like this one time he invited you to watch 50 shades of Grey movie cause he heard girls like Christian Grey but it just traumatized Yui

"I don't know what to say after that, Y/N-chan."

"Ah, just let it be. Man probably just thought you would like it."

but deep inside you're judging Ayato's poor decision-making skills

and for some reason, you just see them finally hitting off

but yeah nothing has changed

Ayato still comes to you when he wanna talk abt Yui

you just wait for the moment they're gonna hand you a wedding invitation

#diahell #diabolik lovers #pov: ayato's female bff #ayato's female bff #ayato sakamaki #sakamaki ayato #ayato sakamaki headcanons #diabolik lovers headcanons #dialovers #sakamaki ayato headcanons #i'm sorry it took so long #platonic friendship #shu sakamaki #laito sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #sakamaki #sakamaki brothers #rejet

[devyuence]

On ships, shts, and riches: long random musings

I am back with another entry. Anyway, Imentioned in my previous blog post that as much as I adore ForceBook, I do not mind if TopMew do not end up together. The reason is that I am the type of viewer who seeks fulfillment by rooting for fictional pairings that deserve each other.

On ships

I want endgames that will make me say: "Ah, they deserve each other" and it goes both ways. If the pairing is good for each other, I will definitely say "Congratulations, my favorite soft and warm fictional babies. I hope you are happily married with your cats and dogs in a homey apartment." Same way for miserable and 'problematic' fictional couples. I will definitely tell them: "You deserve each other, children. I am rooting for whatever you do after this series ends but please do not let each other go. Be toxic for each other and do not bring an 'NPC' in your relationship."

I want to root for couples because they deserve each other. Not just because they are played by a fixed ship.

I want to root for couples because they deserve each other. Not just because they are played by a fixed ship.

I want to root for couples because they deserve each other. Not just because they are played by a fixed ship.

And as Cnetz has said, important things must be said thrice.

On shxts

I want mess because Only Friends is a messy show with messy characters.

In relation to this, I know people might call me a walking contradiction because I want it to be messy but is Mew's defense lawyer but that is beside the point.

Going back, if this is a mess and P'Jojo's team got permission from the management to go all out--I hope they go all out. You know mess as in messy rooms that got featured in Clean House TV show where you get all sorts of junk piled up. Not messy as in those with staged 'clean with me' videos by influencers. That or short videos featuring a Chinese woman, whose husband's ex for some reason will visit their house, so she will throw fruits and dragon seeds on the floor and clean it with smart gadgets. I love those videos but you are getting me, right?

We are still in EP 4 and as much as I say that things will go south, I am not really sure whether it will really go south until the Earth's core. The reason--first point: the fixed ships. Yep, including NeoMark in this case. I know that the couples will end up together or just, you know not really endgame but fulfilling or open-ended. And I am not going to lie to you, I (as in me only, not you, in case you get defensive of your ship) will find it disappointing if couples end up together just because...

FANDOMS WILL GO INSANE.

Like if you take a quick look at the Only Friends YouTube comment section, most commenters will tell you that they never care for other couples and just want their favorites to be endgames or they will be mad. I mean who doesn't want to see your favorite real-life ship playing fictional characters smooching on the screen with a happy ending?

Not me if they do not deserve each other and just ended up to pacify people.

On riches

As we all know, in Only Friends, the team looked for pairings who they thought would fit perfectly for the roles--except NeoMark. The two are wild cards. Anyway, the thing with casting popular ships in an ensemble will definitely give you a sure hit--money or recognition, or recognition funded by money aka dedicated fans who will nominate and vote for selected award shows (with voting system).

However, an ensemble is a double-edged sword, especially if the fandoms involved are established and composed of shippers. For example, MSP worked because, at that time, the casts did not have core fandoms and shippers. The majority also understands that every character is essential in that show. This explains why aside from those kids being awesome performers, everyone in the cast is included in the fanmeets and tour. Even if others have a minor role.

You will barely see people saying that Ship X should be the lead instead of Ship Y and that We should skip Couple X scenes because they only want their favorite couple on screen. But in Only Friends? Ah, it's a mess. The same goes for Moonlight Chicken. 👀

As to why it is a double-edged? You are guaranteed with viewers but the headache is more insane. Directors are probably drinking right now and trying not to pull their hair over edgy fans.

In addition, I really think that the fans-production team relationship in shows, especially if composed of established ships, is always paradoxical. I have yet to watch MLC (I am sorry but it's on my watchlist) but this is very apparent in Only Friends. Paradoxical in the sense that viewers think that their favorite characters' endgame is at the mercy of the director but also think that they are over the production because some fans can get entitled and say "I will not watch your show anymore because you are breaking up my ship."

This is also true for the production team. I am sure the OF team does not think that they have total control over their craft. Sure, they have control over music scores and shooting locations but they have to take into consideration if the fans will go insane and if it is bad for business if everyone has a bad ending.

Well, I am just a normal internet user and my thoughts are just well, thoughts. People will not be affected by it. Unless you are raising your eyebrows at me now.

Yeah, it's just my tiny hopeful side of me speaking. I know business is business. At the end of the day, it's always about ships, shxts, and riches.

#ofts #only friends the series

[kennabeth]

i'm back with more questions about tcor (i will probably have a couple more in the coming days don't let me annoy you)

what's up with the folcharts the whole book? i feel like from what i've heard the take a backseat but like what's up with the whole trapping people in paintings?

does the book explain like the geography of the inkworld outside of argenta and lombrica? like what are the other countries

what's up with jacopo in this book.

oki sorry I had a migraine yesterday but here's all I've got:

the folcharts have almost no speaking roles 😭 meggie and doria want to go on a big trip to explore the world (much much better than getting married at fking 18). mo's rightfully nervous bc this world is terrible lol. resa doesn't do anything 😔

orpheus buys a spell that gets the main cast sucked into paintings and dustfinger is meant to be the last to be absorbed but they fuck up the prince (ultimately failing bc of racism is the funniest concept to me) and don't know about jehan so they go to at least beat the shit out of orpheus in the hopes that for some reason that will free everyone. a few of the characters that Get Painted have little chapters here and there.. not enough for me though 😒

it does not do a good job imo of establishing more of the world. dustfinger mentions (brief dragon mention babey!) that he has really no idea of what the world looks like since he just likes the ocean. most of the story takes place in a city about two weeks' march/ride? north, which from the illustrations in the trilogy I don't really know how they got there without mentioning the castle of salt. I don't remember if the country's name is mentioned but it's very well outside of violante's jurisdiction and makes lombrica and argenta look comically backward. orpheus kind of lives in the slums at first but eventually the city opens more and it's like, huge and really nice and peaceful and people have Money money. one of the new main characters (hyvin my baby<33) is a female apprentice healer (like as a job. a real career, not like roxane's pharmacy sht) which. like I whined a few weeks ago it's crazy to me that that's a thing but in ombra women aren't even allowed to read. there are a few scenes in some different forests (one is by this bridge (to where???) and I haven't pictured something so vividly in ages, it's so good).

jacopo is only very briefly mentioned. the prince has a bad shoulder? I think? in the beginning because jacopo's gang attacked him? I think?and nyame says he's on his way to being as horrible as his grandfather 🙃 he's only like 11 but I think someone should take one for the team and... prevent that from happening. sad that violante wasn't able to undo his bad influences but she does hate kids and was pregnant at 12 so I'm not going to hold his behavior against her

#you will never annoy me i promise i just might take time to answer bc yesterday i got up at 6am and didnt sit down until 9pm #my fear though is that im misremembering things since im used to knowing with perfect certainty everything that happens in this series #and now heres an installment ive read once roughly translated #and it was like 5 weeks ago #i dont have the same brain as i did 5 weeks ago #so i might need to look things up which is VERY hard when you dont really know german much yk #but im having fun ask me all the questions if you dont mind the processing time #says kenna #tcor spoilers

[didnt-eat-for-three-days]

May 2023

Sw: 75 Cw: 61,3 Gw: 60 Ugw: 53

75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 67 66 65

64 》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》

63 62 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53

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31th didn't weigh myself (I was scared).

30th 64

63,2 - I wanna kill myself ngl.

I ruined all this month progress 😵‍💫

25-29th

De viaje. No me pesé.

24th...

No me he pesado y me da miedo... 😨

23th 61,7

Hoy viajo a Lima y después a Guadalajara (con escala en Ciudad de México). Estaré fuera hasta el próximo Lunes, por lo que no podré pesarme. Debo ser muy cuidadosa con mi alimentación para no subir de peso durante este viaje.

22th 62

I'm... so disappointed ngl

21th 61,3 🥳🥳🥳

Desbloquee un nuevo hito!!!! Estoy muy feliz!!!! Estoy a solo 1,3kg de mi meta mensual y a poquito más de 8kg para mi meta final de 53kg!!!!!

Debo empezar ya a hacer ejercicios. De ese modo mi cuerpo empezará a tomar la forma que quiero.

I... BINGED 😫!!!! LA PTM!!!!!! ME ODIOOOO POR SER TAN DÉBIL!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫

20th 62,4

A 9 kg de mi meta final y menos de 2 y 1/2 kilos para la meta del mes. Aun quedan 10 días. Sí puedo bajar!!!!!! Sí puedo lograrlo!!!!!

19th 63,3

A 10kg de mi meta. Al inicios de mes solo eran 9kg. En fin, sí llego a 60kg este mes. Empezaré a hacer ejercicio 5 veces por semana. Lo bueno es que como viajaré a México y estaré sola, podré perder peso ya que distribuiré mejor mi comida. Debo pesar 58 kg para el día del panamericano. Eso es menos de 1 mes. Ponte seria!

Update: Me vino la regla.

18th 64

Ok. Time to get back to exercising

17th 63

16th 63,7

15th 63,3 / BINGED

14th I didn't weigh myself... on purpose / BINGED

What the hell is wrong with you?

Seriously

What's wrong with you?

Don't you want to weigh 120 pounds???? How in hell are you gonna achieve that if you just keep binging???? Like wtf!!???? Shut your fxkin mouth and stop eating like you are underweight because you are not!!!!!!! Stop eating!!!!! Dammit!!!! You want to lose those +25 pounds for the THIRD TIME??? HAVEN'T YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH???? THE PAIN??? THE SHAME???? THE LITERAL FREEDOM FROM THAT WEIGHT??? DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR PRETTY PRIVILEGE???? DO YOU WANT TO FEEL INVISIBLE AGAIN???? DO YOU WANT TO BE IGNORED AGAIN???? MOCKED OFF AGAIN???? WHY???? WHY DO YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF??? WHY MEEMS WHY???? HAVEN'T YOU SUFFERED ENOUGH GIRL??? IS FOOD THAT IMPORTANT? ARE A COUPLE OF HUNGRY DAYS MORE IMPORTANT THAN RECEIVING COMPLIMENTS???? EVERYBODY AROUND YOU IS SAYING YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER THAN A YEAR AGO!!!! WHY???? WHY YOU WANNA LOSE THAT??? I DONT GET IT FOR FXKS SAKE!!!!! PUT YOUR SHT TOGETHER MOVE YOUR STUPID ASS AND CLOSE YOUR FXKIN MOUTH!!! DONT GAIN ANYMORE WEIGHT FOR FXKS SAKE!!!! LOSE IT!!!! LOSE IT ALL!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!

Don't you want to be feminine? Don't you want to be small and dainty?

Don't you wanna disappear between his arms?

How a man can be in love with a woman that is bigger than him?

He doesn't love you because you are not attractive enough for him to marry you.

He doesn't love you because you're not thin and delicate and small and feminine enough... yet

You are 10 kilos away from that

It's not impossible sweetheart

Not for you

You're incredible

You lost all those pounds

You're halfway there

Don't eat

Don't ruin your progress

Don't lose him

Make him love you

Make him look at you

He'll look at you when you're pretty enough for him to look at you not before so you have to lose weight

Don't you want him to look at you?

Don't you want him to embrace you?

Yes you do

Don't you want a life with him?

Yes you do

Well, how is he gonna fall in love with you if you're not pretty enough to him to notice you?

He's what you want

Be what he want

Will you do it?

Don't lie to yourself

You're not doing this for you

You're doing it for him

But that's good

It gives you a goal

It gives you a motivation

Don't eat

Don't eat and achieve it

Don't eat and you'll have a marvelous life with your marvelous husband

Don't you want a marvelous life with him?

Don't eat then

Seriously

Don't eat

Eating is ruining things for you so don't do it

Ok?

Ok then :)

13th 63,5

Retrocedí un hito. Tres días de excesos tenían que tener consecuencias. A partir de hoy volvemos al buen camino. Tenemos que llegar a la meta de los 60 para fin de mes.

12th 62,5 / BINGED

Three days of binging in a road 😱😭

11th 62,3 / BINGED

10th 61,3 / BINGED

9th 62,3

8th 62

7th 61,7

Quiero llegar a 60kg para fines de mayo. Empezaré a hacer 10 minutos diarios de hiit. Eso me ayudará a perder peso y ganar músculo. No quiero verme "gorda-flaca". De momento, me siento contenta al poder entrar al hito de los 61kg a pesar de darme atracones de vez en cuando y no hacer ejercicio desde mediados de febrero.

6th 62,1 / 31,5%

5th I forgot to weigh myself

4th 63,3 / BINGED

Tengo el abdomen distendido por culpa del café del trabajo (contiene lácteos y azúcar). He tomado gaseosa en los últimos días, además de comer demasiado. Mal. Debo volver al buen camino. Me siento muy distendida. Me duele y me siento pesada (además de verme panzona).

3rd 63 / BINGED

2nd 62,8

#journal #2023 #may 2023

[eimikomii]

After eavesdropping my mom's gossips bcuz I'm bored and we are in our car anyway,, (do note she was talking in her mother tongue and translating sht to English is cursed) she mentions of the "unmarried married couple" bcuz her coteacher have someone in their family like that. It's basically two people that keeps breaking up and going back together and they have formed an attachment bcuz of it.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE I KNOW TWO IDIOTS JUST LIKE THAT- I swear I'm not making everything haikaveh. Everything around me is just trying to be haikaveh.

#genshin impact #shitpost #genshin #kaveh #alhaitham #haikaveh #kavehtham

[multivstx]

karate husbands doing their thing❤️

#i wanna know what they were saying😭 #any guesses?? #zacchio supremacy #they’re the best duo around i can’t #married couple and sht #william i saw that stare #SCREAMINGGGG #this is all i need in life #cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #zacchio #william zabka #ralph macchio

[liliahshii]

Im so sick of the Karin Antis. Look ik it’s your opinion and whatever but I wanna clarify smth. read the manga and the right translations. stop labeling her as a r*pist. she backs away from sasuke every time he asks her to, she loved him cz he saved her. I’m so sick of ppl hating her cz she „stands in the way of their ship“ etc.

the Anime made her Look 10000000 times more crazier and obsessed than she actually is. + the Animation Team doesn’t make any efforts with her animation. They hate her for no reason. this character deserves way better. I’m so sick of this.

And all the ss shippers are really brave for saying that SK is toxic cz he tried to kill her. Doesn’t it sound familiar to y’all?? how many times did he try to kill Sakura again? But who cares??

Idc about the couples tbh. But at least SK shippers acknowledge the flaws in their ship. Just cz they are married now doesn’t make me forget all the sht he has done. Ss shippers are the last ones who get to talk about toxic ships.

Karin has done so much for Sakura in Gaiden. Gave Sarada clothes, glasses even helped delivering Sarada. And y’all call her obsessed with the family like some crazy ex?? She wants sasuke to be happy and doesn’t try anything with him anymore cz he’s MARRIED and she views Sakura as a FRIEND, smth I can’t say the same about Sakura. Sasuke and Sakura didn’t even give Karin a thank you. And that’s fcking disgusting.

#Karin #pro karin uzumaki #karinuzumaki #sasukarin #pro sasukarin #karinuchiha #karin uzumaki #karin uchiha

[jaemoticon]

ok but like i realized there was a cosplay convention called CP28 (in China maybe??) and there was this married couple (yes actually married!! with a kid!!) cosplaying Satosugu and i lost my sht the whole day because it was the most wholesome thing i’ve ever seen for such a long time???

i just had to redraw.

Gojou’s cosplayer is Getou’s cosplayer’s wife. apparently she’s a foreigner (because she’s so damn tall like... nearly 1m9? their heights are perfect??). the whole convention stick around for her and it’s crazy and funny because Getou looks like Gojou-the-celebrity’s bodyguard lol. they were super super cute, their cosplay is so on point. im more impressed with Getou’s cosplayer because it’s very hard to bring out his aura because of the shape of his face but the guy’s surprisingly suitable with the role (like he even squatted and smoked at some point its like actual Getou being brought to life).

these are their sites btw (even the husband is so handsome): 

https://weibo.com/u/1882345883

https://weibo.com/u/5108633597

#gojou satoru #getou suguru #satosugu #cosplay #convention #cp28 #super wholesome #its in my head all day #jujutsu kaisen

[sparklingichigo]

Human World Adventures

Part 1

Asmo: He actually locked the door...

Solomon: He did-

Levi: Oh sht- No no no no no!! Ichigo!! [runs straight to wherever the frick they are]

Mammon: What's going on...?

Belphie: Beel carried her into technically our room, then he locked the door.

Mammon: Oh sht! I'm coming with you Levi!!

inside the room, someone is currently making out. Luckily they didn't go all the way but this pink-haired girl has a lot of hickeys on her skin. As their kiss proceeds, they hear a loud knocking by the room.

Mammon: Beel! You glutton of a demon!! Stay away from her!!

Levi: Don't you dare taint her!! Despite her being a demon she's still innocent!!

Ichigo: ?? What's going on??

Beel: .... [staring at the door]

Ichigo: Hon?

Beel: Let's just ignore them-

Ichigo: But- [lmao she got cut off by a kiss yet again]

Outside Mammon and Levi are freaking out, Asmo and Solomon are cracking up while Belphie is already asleep on the couch. Lucifer decides to leave and help Diavolo and Barbatos on their unpacking.

Mammon: I swear to Lord Diavolo if you taint her I'm killing you!!

Levi: Open the damn door, Beelzebub!!

Inside, Ichigo finally stopped the kiss and steps out to open the door. She does feel bad for them considering they have zero ideas what happens in that room and thought of the worse. Once she opened the door, Levi and Mammon instantly drag her out.

Mammon: He didn't do anything right?!

Levi: You're safe right?! Nothing bad happened right?!

Ichigo: N-not that I know off...^^

Asmo: Oh my~

Ichigo: What?

Asmo: I see my little brother marked you, and it's quite many as well...^^

Ichigo, Mammon, and Levi: He what?!

Asmo: I can help with concealers if you're going out soon.

Ichigo: Not really, but-

Beel: Don't. I put those there for a reason.

Ichigo: o////o Eh?

Asmo: ooh~ Quite a possessive one are you~

Ichigo: I'll just stay here for a while I guess...;-;

Mammon: Lucifer actually sets up another room for you for a reason!

Ichigo: I don't think he wants me out of here.... judging by his tight grip on me.

Mammon: [glaring at Beel]

Beel: [glaring back lol]

As the glaring proceeds, they hear Lucifer's voice from downstairs. Of course, the couple needs to separate and gotta hear what he has to say.

Lucifer: Ichigo, I've set a room for you! Beel was supposed to be rooming with Belphie actually^^

Ichigo: I see, thanks a lot, Luci!

Beel: Even here?

Lucifer: Yes, even here. Now hands-off. I don't want any more chaos and I'm sure I can trust you considering you barely made troubles unless it's related to food.

Asmo: He might make one at night~

Lucifer: Asmodeus Morningstar!

Asmo: ....or not^^

As the brothers continue to talk, Ichigo's phone starts to vibrate.

Ichigo: A phone call... oh! It's from Haruka. Hon, can you let me go for a while?

Beel: You can answer it just fine though

Ichigo: [chuckles] You're quite clingy today are you^^ Oh well.

With that Ichigo answers the phone call with Haruka telling her about the extra room in her hotel.

Ichigo: Eh? I can stay there? With you guys?

Haruka: Yeah! Because there are like five people, Luke, unfortunately, needs to room alone so maybe if you'd like to join us maybe Luke won't be lonely and I can room with you.

Ichigo: That's actually a good idea, I can do that! Maybe tomorrow...? Because a certain demon is being a little too clingy today^^

Haruka: Beel? Well, that's fine. I guess... you can come by tomorow^^ It's really late too.

Ichigo: Yeah, it was unfortunate. But I'd vi- Luke?!

Luke: Ichigoo!! Did those demons do anything to you?!

Ichigo: Of course not^^

Luke: Oh Thank God! I was getting worried since you're the only girl in that house and Solomon told me that Beel instantly carries you away! He didn't do anything bad right?!

Ichigo turns bright red at the question while her boyfriend stares confusedly.

Ichigo: I don't think so at least. I don't think he did anything bad. How's the hotel? ^^

Luke: It's great! The decor reminds me of the celestial realm and they gave us fluffy pillows!

Ichigo: That's great!

In the other line, Ichigo can hear Michael calling for Luke and Haruka.

Luke: :(( well Michael is calling us... so I guess I'll hang up

Ichigo: That's okay^^ See you guys tomorow~

Luke: Yeah! I can't wait!

Finally Luke hang up on Haruka's phone. Ichigo can feel Beel's jealous aura just from behind her, of course, she needs to calm him down right now.

Ichigo: Let me remind you that Luke is a kid, Haruka and Simeon are engaged and Michael is married.

Beel: So you're going to stay there tomorrow night? [puppy eyes]

Ichigo: Well... I might. Considering Luke can't sleep alone. So I can room with Haruka and all. I'll be okay.

Beel: But-

Ichigo: You're still scared of getting separated from me aren't you?

Beel: [nods] I almost lost you in that battle and you barely summoned me...

Ichigo: It's because I don't wanna burden you. [pats Beel] but if you don't want me to go I can stay^^

Beel: You would...?

Ichigo: I might unless you can control yourself. Then I might move~

Beel: Looking this cute might have been a challenge to control myself against my desire.

Ichigo: I don't remember you being the avatar of lust

Beel: I might do something against my sins towards you though-

Ichigo: Like....?

Solomon: OKAY YOU TWO! GET A ROOM! THE SEXUAL TENSION IS TOO MUCH!!

Beel: I might

Ichigo: Beelzebub!

Meanwhile, at the hotel, Haruka is unpacking her things in her room and so is Simeon. considering she's really dirty from that battle she decides to take a shower or bath, whichever the hotel gives.

Haruka: Hey, Simeon! Can I wash up first? I feel really dirty

Simeon: That's okay^^ I'll just unpack as you wash up

Haruka: Okay!

As Haruka is washing up, Luke decides to visit and play with Simeon in that room. As he and Luke are playing, he keeps on getting glimpses of Satan staring at his fiance. He did ignore it at first now that he thought of it, Satan probably hasn't moved on completely and still holds feelings for her. Luckily he didn't do anything so he's fine with it.

Suddenly Simeon hears a voice from the bathroom. The song is "A dream is a wish your heart makes" from Cinderella. Simeon is impressed by her voice as he comes closer to listen to it and so did Luke.

Luke: Whoa! She has a really good voice!

Simeon: Indeed she does.

Haruka of course is oblivious and keeps on singing until she finishes her shower. Once she comes out, Simeon and Luke both panic and try to escape but instead they got smacked by the bathroom door.

Haruka: Oh my goodness! Are you two okay?!

Simeon: ....yea?

Luke: Ouch ;-;

Haruka: Oh no! Luke!

Haruka: Why are you guys even near the door in the first place?

Simeon:...

Haruka: ....are you guys...

Simeon: What?! No! Why would I?!

Haruka: Then why are you there? You know that's dangerous!

Simeon: ....

Luke: ....

Haruka: Luke?

Luke: W-we were just listening to your singing.... it was really nice...hehe

Haruka: oh.. wait what?!

Luke: You really have a nice voice, so we went to listen.

Haruka: Well you don't have to actually stand in front of the door!

Simeon: Curiosity kills the cat I guess...

Haruka: Just go! I need to change!

With that Simeon and Luke instantly runs off the room to let Haruka change. Now let's go back to the mansion. Ichigo is between Lucifer and Beel who are arguing about the room arrangements.

Lucifer: I think it'd be best for Ichigo to have a room on her own.

Beel: She slept with me just fine. I don't see a reason why she should sleep alone!

Lucifer: With that incident happening, I don't think having her sleep with you is a good idea considering you have 0 skills in controlling yourself.

Asmo: Why don't she just sleep in my room? I'm sure it'd be safer.

Lucifer: I'm most certain that that wouldn't be safe.

Asmo: I won't do anything to her~ Cross my heart~

Lucifer: One, that's a blatant lie. Second, she'll have her own room and that's final!

Ichigo sighs and decides to leave the area because they're too noisy. Beel of course instantly follows her. At first, he thought she'd go to her room or probably his room but to his surprise, she goes to Satan's room.

Ichigo: Hey buddy, you okay there?

Satan: I don't know.... perhaps not...?

Ichigo: Well there's apple pie in the fridge if you're hungry.

Satan: I'm not in a mood for food.

Ichigo: It still hurts doesn't it [sits beside him]

Satan: Yeah... I thought we were destined together but here we are. Her being happier with Simeon. Sure I'm glad she's happy but it still hurts me nonetheless.

Ichigo: You'll be okay. I'm sure it'll pass. As you said before, if you're destined together you can meet in the next life.

Satan: You're right, thanks a lot, Ichigo.

Ichigo: You're wel- [sees Beel staring at them by the door] Beel?

Satan: ?? What is he doing here? And why is he staring at me??

Ichigo: I'm unsure^^ But it'll pass. Dinner is soon, catch you later?

Satan: Yeah, thanks a lot though.

Ichigo: It's the least I could do. You need to cheer up!

Satan nods with a slight laugh as Ichigo exits the door, pushing Beel out.

Ichigo: Why are you here? I thought I left you to argue with Lucifer and the others!

Instead of an answer, Beel pins her into a wall shocking the pink-haired girl. Sure she did notice Beel acting more possessive to her but this is not what she expected. The other brothers and probably Diavolo or Barbatos are downstairs yet here he is pinning her down by the wall!

Ichigo: B-Beel, they're downstairs!

Beel: Let them watch

Ichigo: But Beel- Hold on! Listen to me!

Beel pulls away in confusion as his girlfriend's cheeks are bright red. One she's very flustered, two she's embarrassed because they're about to do whatever this is in front of this family.

Ichigo: I know you're probably jealous because I've been interacting more with your brothers rather than you but please understand Satan's situation. He's really heartbroken now and I'm trying my best to cheer him up so he won't be sad anymore, I'm just being a good friend!

Beel: I do trust you, sugar. What I don't trust is them! Remember the last time I let you hang out with them? Belphie turns out to have feelings for you, Solomon almost kissed you at 3 a.m... who knows what else would happen...

Ichigo: I know, but I'll be okay. You know I'm only yours, right?

Beel: Yes you are. The mark is there for a reason.

Ichigo: Exactly^^

Mammon: Can't you two just knock it off! There are singles here!!

The couple looks back to see Mammon complaining about their PDA downstairs while Lucifer and Barbatos are busy creating a barrier so Solomon won't enter the kitchen.

Ichigo: Oh? What's going on?

Asmo: They're creating a barrier so Solomon can't enter the kitchen.

Beel: We're cooking today?

Ichigo: I think so. Well time to work, honeybear~ No eating the ingredients though!

Beel: I'll try^^

Ichigo: Want me to use the pact against you?

Beel: If that's what it takes, sure. At least I won't disturb you while you're cooking~

Asmo: He might disturb you in other ways~

Beel: Asmo-

Asmo: No need to get aggressive, little brother. I'm just telling the truth. You know I can smell lust from far away don't you, especially with her wearing such short shorts.

Beel: Do you maybe...wanna change?

Ichigo: It's too hot for me to change so no.

Beel: Alright then, use the pact on me so we can get to work

Ichigo: Okay! I command you, Beelzebub Morningstar, to not eat the ingredients or any food supplies in the kitchen!

Ichigo: We're all set, Barb! Let's get to work!

Barbatos: I'm glad. Let's go^^

At the same time, Haruka finally finished changing and it now chilling on her bed until she hears a knock on her door, turns out when she opens it, it's Michael and Rosaria.

Haruka: Michael, Rosaria!

Rosaria: Hello, dear^^

Haruka: Oh, what brings you here?

Michael: We're planning on eating out today, do you guys want to come?

Haruka: I do! I'll let Simeon and Luke know real quick!

Rosaria: Take your time, dear^^

With that, Haruka calls for Simeon and Luke, unfortunately, Luke is still stuck in the bathroom using his pants.

Haruka: Luke! Hurry up, we don't have time!

Luke: I am!! Just give me a sec!!

Haruka: Just hurry!!

After a few minutes, Luke finally gets out all set.

Luke: Aaaa!! Don't leave me yet!!

Simeon: We're still waiting for the lift, don't worry^^

Luke: ...oh- :o

Finally, the lift's here and off they go to the restaurant. After more discussion, they decide to eat at a seafood restaurant. Now back to the mansion, the food is finally done. Ichigo made Apple pie and Pasta while Barbatos made grilled salmon! There's a lot of dishes that the two of them need help in serving them, luckily Asmo and Beel are there to help them.

Asmo: Whoa! That's so pretty! This is a devilgram worthy dish! [taking pictures of the food as soon as it's set]

Ichigo: Well we've done our best^^

Satan: You really made apple pie [he's touched]

Ichigo: I did, so you'll cheer up!

Satan: Well, I appreciate it^^ Thank you, Ichigo!

Ichigo: You're welcome! That's what friends are for!

Suddenly Diavolo and the others came out to see the food.

Diavolo: Wow! That's a lot of food! Good job, Barbatos, Ichigo!

Barbatos: All the best for you M'lord^^

Levi: Whoa! Awesome!

Belphie: Did I just smell Salmon-

Levi: Salmon...? It's been a while since I eat seafood or fish...

Diavolo: Well, what are we waiting for! Let's dig in^^

Meanwhile, Haruka and the angels are in a seafood restaurant, they already choose their drinks and currently waiting for their food. Haruka gets sweet ice tea, Luke has water, Simeon unusually gets carrot juice confusing everyone while the married couple gets tea, Michael gets the warm one though while Rosaria gets green tea. As they wait for the food, Haruka suddenly gets a telepathic message from Ichigo and Solomon.

Solomon: EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!!

Haruka: W H A T?!

Solomon: ....Beel is being unusually possessive and it scares the sht out of me.

Ichigo: I'm sure it'll pass....right...

Solomon: HE HAS BEEN GLARING AT ME FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT!!

Haruka: Oh I don't know, stare at Asmo?? Stare at your food???

Solomon: IDEK WHY?!?!?!

Ichigo: Is it because of that 3am thing-

Solomon: Did he know?

Ichigo: Perhaps...

Solomon: ...sht- BYE I'M DYING TODAY!

Haruka: This is why....never touched someone taken.

Ichigo: Indeed. Oh well, back to eating. Bye folks.

In real life, Rosaria is concerned because Haruka has been frozen for 5 minutes so she decides to help.

Rosaria: Haruka? My dear? Are you okay?

Haruka: Y-yeah! I'm okay! Oooh, the food's here!

Michael: It has been here minutes ago, seeing you blank a bit is a bit concerning.

Simeon internally: ....this is unusual. Why did she blank out? She's always so deep in thought most of the time....what is she thinking about I wonder...

Luke: Simeeooon!! Can you get me that fish?? It's so far from me!

Simeon: Of course Luke^^ [gets the fish for him]

Overall the dinner went well everyone is enjoying themselves until Simeon decides to ask why Haruka keeps on blanking out.

Haruka: Me? Blanking out?

Simeon: Yes, you sometimes blank out for no reason. Are you okay?

Haruka: W-well... I was just thinking of food. No harm done^^

Simeon: ....Okay....?

The question keeps on coming, even in the hotel room.

Simeon: Haruka, can you please be honest with me. What's bothering you? Did something happen during the battle? What's happening?

Haruka: I'm fine... I'm just thinking of food like I said.

Simeon:...Is it about him?

Haruka: What?! No! Definitely not!

Simeon: Then what is it?

Haruka: I... need the bathroom! Hold that thought! [runs into the bathroom]

As soon as she's there, she contacts Solomon and Ichigo. Solomon can't answer because he's probably unconscious. So Ichigo is the only one available.

Ichigo: Sup!

Haruka: Simeon keeps on asking about me blanking out! What should I do? It keeps on coming! Should I just tell him?

Ichigo: Why are you even hiding it in the first place?

Haruka: Well... I don't want it to be awkward...

Ichigo: Well...just tell him honestly....? There's no harm in him knowing.

Haruka: What if he asks even further?

Ichigo: Then explain?? I don't know??

Haruka: Oh well... guess I'll just tell him honestly.

Outside, Simeon is waiting for her. That girl really did take her time in that toilet, until he hears a flush. Finally, Haruka came out of the bathroom.

Haruka: Uh.... so... uh... you need to sit down. This is gonna take a while.

Simeon: ?? You can just explain to me straight away....?

Haruka: Just- Just do as I say!

Simeon: Okay- [sits down on a sofa]

Haruka finally explains her situation and luckily Simeon understands.

Simeon: Then why don't you tell me from the start?

Haruka: I don't know... because I don't want it to be awkward. I'm scared you're gonna be mad at me for having such powers!

Simeon: Haruka, I'm literally an angel and you're a princess. We just went on a huge battle. I don't think such powers fazes me anymore.

Haruka: Good point...

Simeon: For now, let's get you cleaned! I'll set you a warm bath with a peach bath bomb. I'm sure you'll like it^^

Haruka: Just me right?

Simeon: You want me to join?

Haruka: I mean if you want to...

Simeon: Depends, if the bathtub fits, I don't see why not^^

Haruka: Deal! We'll have that! I want you to relax as well. That battle must've stressed you out :((

Simeon: It didn't stress me out perse... but it does make me worry about you.

Haruka: Well let's go! Let's get into it!

And so, this newly engaged couple ends up in a bubble bath with a peach scent. Luke who's alone in his room turned bored and walks around, leading him to Haruka's room. Once he got there he smells a peach scent, which leads him to the bathroom. He tries to open the door but it's locked.

Simeon: ....

Haruka: ....

Luke: Haruka?!

Haruka: Y-Yeah?!

Luke: Ooh! Are you having a bubble bath? It smells so good!

Haruka: I am! Why?

Luke: Oooh, have you seen Simeon?

Haruka: Oh he's with Michael. They need to talk.

Luke: I see...Okay then! [walks back to his room]

Haruka and Simeon sighs in relief. Because that was really scary and it'd be embarrassing and chaotic if they get caught chilling in the same bathtub.

Simeon: That was close...

Haruka: Indeed. Oh well, let's just finish this off and we'll sleep it off.

Simeon: You're starting to get drowsy...

Haruka: Perhaps I am, this warm bath does relax me

Simeon: We obviously can't sleep here. Do you want me to carry you back?

Haruka: I guess...but let's just clean ourselves first then you can do what you want.

Simeon: What I want?

Haruka: Yeah...

Simeon: Are you certain?

Haruka: Wait, what did you- Oh my goodness! Simeon! We just got engaged! Since when are you this dirty-minded?!

Simeon: What? I was only thinking of cuddling you to sleep... Haruka... are you okay??

Haruka: Then who's gonna take care of Luke?

Simeon: Good point...

Haruka: Now out! I'm cleaning myself!

Simeon: Alright, alright-

Wow, that's a chaotic ride for these two. Who knew an angel would have such a dirty mind. Well, there's someone worse apparently. Now we're back to square one with Beel, Ichigo, and Belphie arguing about the room.

Belphie: I'm fine sleeping anywhere ffs-

Ichigo: Can I just sleep in my own room? ;-;

Beel: But I wanna be with you.... at least for tonight...

Belphie: Fine! Get her out of here! I'm sleeping in this room! Out! O U T!

Ichigo: What?! But Belp- [gets carried away by Beel again, help] Honey, are you sure this is a good idea??

Beel: I am.

Ichigo: Alright then.... guess I'll just sleep with you for tonight.

Beel: Yay! Let's go then. I promise I won't do anything to you.

Ichigo: I trust you^^ We'll just sleep but once you're hungry we'll go get snacks okay?

Beel: Okay!

Yeah, maybe not as nasty as he is before but hey at least these two get to cuddle. Hours later, a certain avatar of wrath is awake and it's currently 3 a.m. he can't seem to sleep in any way despite the fluffy pillows, how comfortable his bed is, even the cat plushies are not helping him.

Satan: I need some fresh air...

Yes, Satan indeed leaves his room to walk around and get some fresh air, at the same time, Beel and Ichigo are both out to get some midnight snack.

Ichigo: Satan?

Satan: ....? Ichigo?? Beel??

Beel: Yeah... it's us. Why are you here?

Satan: I need some fresh air...

Ichigo: Well... we're going to McDonald's, wanna come with us?

Satan: I guess I'll go...

Ichigo: Alright then, let's go!!

With that, all three of them go to McDonald's. Beel of course orders his food, Satan and Ichigo just settle with drinks and some good ol fries. As they were eating, Satan is somehow getting better.

Beel: You probably can't sleep because you're hungry.

Satan: That'd make sense.

Ichigo: Yeah, that's probably why.

Beel: Hey, do you want some?

Ichigo: Hm? Oh, burger! Sure^^ [bites the burger]

Satan: You two need to tone down with the PDA. It starts to get concerning.

Beel: What's so bad about it?

Satan: It makes everyone feel single...

Beel: Ah.... oh well [shrugs]

After they finished, they went home but as soon as they went home, they see Lucifer at the center of the balcony staring at them.

Lucifer: Good morning, it seems to me that you guys went on a trip^^

Beel: ... I was hungry.... and I decide to get McDonald's...

Lucifer: Doesn't explain why he's coming along.

Satan: I went with them as well...

Lucifer: Are you sure?

Ichigo: He is! He went with us! He can't sleep so he came with us to McDonald's!

Lucifer: I see, alright then. Since we're in the human world, you're lucky that I can't punish any of you. Do get some rest. Except for Satan, I might need to talk with this son of mine.

Satan: ?? That doesn't even make sense!

Lucifer: Come on^^ Let's go~

Satan: ugh... [follows Lucifer]

#obeymefanfic #obeyme #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #roleplaybased #mymc

[woogurl]

The peculiar case of woosanhwa. PT. 2. 

the first one got too long to the point where tumblr was like, btch stfu u talk too much, we don’t have room for that. but here are some moments i wanted to add.

what do you know it’s the iconic sanhwa vlive. this moment happened around 51:30. i thought this moment was really cute, because they were talking about seonghwa’s birthday and he only mentioned woosan coming to him. i don’t think they were the only ones who did, so i’m banking on that they probably approached him together. it’s so cute because san was talking as if him and woo were a married couple and was like. “we heard” and “we planned to...” as if woosan were planning to buy it together for seonghwa. again it highlights how close these three are. they also mentioned something about jeju island and that woo’s dad was driving or something so let’s talk about jeju island. 

now they all went with their respective families on vacation and i believe they all went to their hometowns first. which is probably why sanhwa bumped into yunho. and i believe after this they went to jeju island and i’m guessing seonghwa made it there first, then woo and then san based on what he said on a vlive.

so woosan had already planned on going to jeju together and they just happened to bump into seonghwa on their date. now something i find strange is that only seonghwa has openly talked about the trip, alone and the other time he appeared on vlive with mingi and wooyoung. he even took photos with woo in the same place. like where was san’s pic, we KNOW he was there. which proves to me again that seonghwa has nothing to hide. the fact that he’s so open to talking about it proves it. woosan on the other hand....lol.

OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE FANKIT VLIVE WITH WOO, MINGI AND SAN. we love mingi because he spills tea and because he’s talented and one of the best fourth gen rappers. anyway this happened. this incident happened around 17:50 and you can immediately tell that woo doesn’t wanna talk about it but mingi and seonghwa are like “<u<” yeh, let’s talk about it. 

so mingi’s like so what happened during your vacation, and woo was like i met seonghwa and san. tHe FaNS aLrEadY KNow. and seonghwa was like, “did anything special happen?” annnnnd then mingi was like, “...said you had a serious talk.” and i hate vlive because the video buffered and we didn’t get to hear or see woo’s full reaction. UGH.

but like i said before only woo seems uncomfortable talking about it. there was also a time during woo’s solo vlive where he talked about being worried about his vlog. and i’m wondering if it’s because he spent so much time with san and could not capture it all and did not have much content without him. which is probably why it was also so short. i’m sure mingi meant he had a serious conversation with san. which is also probably why seonghwa was like, did ANYTHING SPECIAL happen. lmfao. we ended up with only one photo of them all together. also, i’m just gonna say it if it weren’t for seonghwa they(woosan) probably would have never taken photos together. lmfao.

recognize that hat? yes, it’s the hat that woosan bought together and though they don’t ever wear them at the same time, except for the xmas vlive. they both wore ‘em during the trip, you can also see san wearing his the time he and seonghwa met yunho. 

the hatsss. anyway, people speculated that san was there and took the photo but wasn’t sure. i’m pretty sure this just confirms that he was. that was a long one but yes, we have to move on now. let’s talk about their jelly moments, which often involve seonghwa ‘cause like i’ve said before woo likes to flirt with seonghwa.

there are a lot of jelly woosan moments, esp jelly san moments, but i just wanted to capture the woosanhwa jelly moments. as you can see whenever san gets jealous it’s because woo blatantly flirts with hwa, but wooyoung gets jealous whenever these two get too close and most of the time they aren’t even flirting. and then that’s when woo is like, back up, san is mines to seonghwa. lmfao. let’s talk about seonghwa, another reason i don’t think there’s anything going on between these three(besides the fact that i think seonghwa is straight). is he doesn’t get jealous if they’re close. like my mans doesn’t care. lol. 

okay for the first ones seonghwa’s chilling while woosan’s all over each other and he’s not bothered. but there is a moment if you find the video where seonghwa pulls san back a little bit and i think he does this because san was a little excited as you can all probably see. i don’t think he did that out of jealousy but to keep san under control. and you often see him intervene when the members get a little too close for comfort. the second pics were during the valentine interview and again woosan was all over each other. there are moments not gonna lie where the other members look a bit jealous. but here jongho, yeosang and seonghwa thought it was amusing how they were playing with each other. 

anyhow there’s no jealousy from seonghwa or secrecy or anything he tries to hide about his relationship with woo and san and that’s enough to prove that they aren’t together. lol. but woosanhwa is a beautiful ship, just not one that i ship romantically for obv reasons. 

anyway we’re all tired of my sht even i’m tired so i’ll leave now. thanks for reading. c;

#ateez #woosan #woosanhwa #woohwa #sanhwa #seonghwa #san #wooyoung

[polyninja-future]

Food fight

C: Hello. I’m Cole. Uh, there isn’t much to say. -Chuckling- Well, I’m a married man to three of the most amazing men I’ve ever met. And we have little saplings. And I mean babies. I just call them saplings.

C: So, one thing I can say about family life is that it’s great. And we all know, like all family and couples, we do have fights. Now when you think of family or couple fights, you mostly think of “You came home late, where have you been!” or “You said you would do this but you didn’t!”

C: We don’t have that kind of fight a lot. I have noticed that the one thing we fight a lot about is when it comes to food. Like, back before we were married, before we were dating, we fought about food. We either fight about who is gonna cook tonight, what is gonna get cooked, should we eat out, or stealing each other’s food. It’s like the kitchen is the warzone, and we are a bunch of kids fighting over who gets to play with an amazing toy that no one could afford more of.

C: I remember a few instances, and they all involve my husbands. I’m gonna call them Snowflake, Starpatch, and Sparky.

C: So this back in our dating days. Snowflake and I were arguing about what we should have for lunch. I suggested my famous chili and hotdogs, and Snowflake wanted to make a fruit salad and tuna sandwich.

C: We argued for a couple of minutes until Sparky came in. Snowflake looked at Sparky and asked, “Do you want Cole’s chili and hotdogs or my fruit salad and tuna sandwich?”

C: Sparky face turned into “Oh god, I walked into another food fight.”

C: Sparky said that he didn’t really mind because he likes both. Then Starpatch comes in saying, “Cole, no offense, but your chili involves things that aren’t supposed to be in a chili.”

C: I asked him to name three things that I put in my chili that I shouldn’t put in chili. He named ten things.

C: We ended up going to Chen’s noodles on that day.

C: Another instance I remember was last summer. We all were discussing what to cook and Starpatch got hangry. After a few minutes, he said, “This sht is taking too long, can’t we just eat out?”

C: Snowflake said, “Starpatch, what fast food place is vegetarian friendly?”

C: “Who said I was thinking about fast food?”

C: “Your face.”

C: “Well maybe I was thinking of a restaurant.”

C: “Your face clearly read ‘I want fast food.’”

C: “If you like my face so much, why don’t you marry it.”

C: “I’m married to you, you fcking idiot!”

C: I said, “I wouldn’t mind eating Starpatch’s face.”

C: “Cole, kissing faces don’t count as eating.”

C: I said, “Well it should! I wanna be full of love!”

C: “We might not get love tonight because someone is being indecisive for the past fcking hour.”

C: “At least I’m giving out ideas!”

C: Sparky came into the conversation saying “Look, we all are getting hangry. So let’s just go to Lilypad and ask for some food.”

C: Lilypad is Sparky’s sister by the way.

C: Snowflake said, “We aren’t gonna resort to your sister, we are gonna resolve this like grown adults.”

C: Sparky responded, “Well, we aren’t doing a great job acting like adults because we keep acting like children!”

C: “Well. if we are acting like children, then at least I’m the mature child.”

C: Starpatch said, “Oh, how very mature of you ‘mature child.’”

C: I yelled, “I just want love and food!”

C: Sparky says he’s gonna call Lilypad and Snowflake said, “You are not gonna call your sister because we are settling this like fcking adults!”

C: We continued to fight until Lilypad showed up at our door with her two wives. Before we all could say a word, Lilypad told us, “Sparky butt-dialed me and had the speaker on. While it was entertaining to hear you all get crazy over food, just take the food and eat.”

C: So we ate the food Lilypad sent us and ended up cuddling each other after apologizing to each other.

C: Here’s the thing. Those fights are nothing like the pudding fights. You may be wondering, “You guys get worked up by pudding?”

C: Well, yes, kind of. But only two of us. Starpatch has pudding, and I end up eating it sometimes. We get into a fight then it turns into a wrestling match. It’s like watching bears fight in the woods or watching kids fight at a playground.

C: Starpatch and I recently had a pudding fight, and Snowflake had to separate us. I was angry, Starpatch was angry, and we didn’t talk to each other for the rest of the day. Until I woke up in the middle of the night to two of our saplings crying. I went over, picked them up, and brought them to the tv. After a while, they calmed down. I turned the tv off. I was on my way to drop the babies off in their room until I saw Starpatch. I went over to him and said, “Hey.”

C: He said hey back, and we stood there in silence. I said, “Look, I’m sorry for eating your pudding. I promised I would stop, and I didn’t.”

C: He responded with, “I’m sorry for getting angry at you. I’m trying to tone it down.”

C: I responded with a joke, and he laughed. We spent a few minutes talking until our saplings started to babble. I thought they were asleep.

C: After a small bit, Starpatch said, “Hey, Cole.”

C: I said, “Yeah?”

C: “I love you.”

C: “I love you too.”

C: We then kissed, and the saplings got jealous. So we spend a few minutes talking until Starpatch got sleepy.

C: In short, we fight about food, but we end up making up later.

C: Thanks for coming, I will see you all next week.

Mod note: This is a Cole comedy talk. I’m not very good at humor, but I hope I did good

#polyninja future #cole #Cole comedy talk

[thatnamelessblogger]

Bones Season 4 Recap

long season (26 episodes)

god i hate Angela. she’s fickle in relationships, insensitive, and keeps saying shes Brennans best friend but their relationship is less friendly than ‘best friend’

wtf is up with Agent Perotta? she sucks. she had the Squints tailed when Booth was kidnapped?? wtff

im so confused, why does Bones show up to crime scenes when she just tells everyone to pack it up and ship it back to the Jeffersonian???

tbh the lab is an ianppropriate workplace: Clark is right

i like how Sweets is more involved in the show, it shows that Brennan is more open to psychology

i liked the intern rotation thing. i like all the interns, but the old guy with multiple careers was great, nice and knowledgeable. none of them are as fitting as Zack tho :( good news: Zack shows up a couple of times! :)

lmao Booth will do anything when Bones says please

and its funny that both Bones and Booth are insensitive about cultures and people after traveling the world, especially Bones, peep her social skills

currently hate bingewatching this godforsaken show. also i hate the stupid fade scenes 

at least The Gravedigger is back!

more thoughts under the cut! (super long post)

Interesting episodes

04x01 and 04x02 Yanks in the U.K.

typical americans in britain episode. Angela's husband shows up and eventually agrees to sign the divorce papers. why do we have two britain episodes? the first one wasn't even good lol . also Hodgins x Angela break up bc they don't trust each other. hmm definitely not bc Angela kissed her husband like a day before the divorce papers were signed and she was engaged to Hodgins still . wow Angela really does pull this sht and expect Hodgins to deal with it. also british lady cop tells Bones to get with Booth . jealously stuff in relationships

04x04 The Finger in the Nest

i swear the opossum storyline is so worth the hours i spent watching this show 🤣🤣🤣 . i cant believe Brennan couldn't keep the dog, Ripley :'(

04x09 The Con Man in the Meth Lab

ofc Booth bails put his brother. inconsistencies with Booths previous "i love my father" attitude cause Booth's father is an abusive alcoholic. they shouldve just named this show, “Inconsistencies”

04x12 Double Trouble in the Panhandle

undercover Booth x Brennan in circus are hilarious! :) 

04x14 The Hero in the Hold

Booth kidnapped by The Gravedigger. enough said

04x17 The Salt in the Wounds

Roxie x Angela break up. Brennan insensitive to muslim religion. Hodgins x Angela sleep together ugh. Hodgins still has feelings for her. yall already know this aint good -sigh-

04x19 The Science in the Physicist

Booth tried to save Brennan from an explosion in the lab? they almost died in a vibration chamber. Booth gets punched in the face, cue fretting Brennan :)

04x21 Mayhem on a Cross

Gordon gordon is back!! :) omg Brennan chokes Clark, wtf is happening in this lab??? Sweets basically gets adopted by Booth x Brennan!! and i think Gordon gordon meant Booth is already in love with Brennan. I cannot believe Sweets sad background, hes a better character now

04x22 The Double Death of the Dearly Departed

Hodgins putting money down and Booth picking it up was cute. omg they stole the deceased. i'm deceased ☠️☠️☠️. ngl i loved this episode. its probably my favorite episode to date. it's funny and quirky with everyone of the squints involved.

04x25 The Critic in the Cabernet

Brennan x Booth baby by artificial insemination?? this is soooo random and makes no sense in Brennan’s rational mindset. turns out the hallucinations are a result of a brain tumor. seen when Stewie from family guy makes a cameo!!! ahhh i love it. also his child and it's mother doesn't come to his surgery??? could've been a cliffhanger ending but again no...

04x26 The End in the Beginning

alternate universe episode . Booth x Brennan are married and owners of a bar (literally the lab) . Booth forgets Brennan after waking up from his coma/surgery??? wow the writers have no idea how to do cliffhangers

Conclusion

definitely hate bingewatching this show now. im trying to like it cause the premise is fun but omg the writing is terrible. theres so many inconsistencies and things that dont make sense. definitely not a bingeable show bc i feel like i wouldnt care about these things if i watched these episodes once a week. 

Sweets x Daisy just arent interesting sorry

#bonestv #bingewatching #hate watching #booth x brennan #summary #review #recap #bones season 4 #hodgela

[the-fiction-witch]

Jr

TV SHOW: GOT COUPLE: JOJEN X READER RATING: SMUTTY + SAD + DARK AF!

Writers notes: Wow! you can really tell we have been re watching the complete series because this is dark Af, and yet not out of character for the show this seems like something that kinda could have happened somewhere, as a warning there is some dark stuff in here but if you have watched up to where jojen enters the GOT series you have seen this kinda sht before so it’s not too bad just kinda normal GOT dark... so here we go!

SPOILER WARNING!

If you have not seen up to the end of S4

I smiled humming my little tune as I sat by the  tree's playing with the water causing ripples with my hand, "Y/n? What are you doing out here?" I heard behind me I turned and it was jojen my betrothal the eldest boy of House reed "I wanted to explore" I smile "Explore? But don't you know the stories about greywater?" He asked coming to sit with me   "No, they don't even bother putting you on most maps you know, I only knew of the marsh as a child because of my betrothel to you jojen" I giggled "Well, they say the tall trees and tower can confuse that the tower hides within the mist you can walk a moment and be lost forever" he explained "and since you've not been here to long you don't know the paths yet and... I don't want you to get lost" he says "Awe that's sweet of you" I blush giving his cheek a kiss making his glow a bright red "I wouldn't want you to get lost either" I smile "Well, come along then back to the tower haven't you go to meet with your sisters today for your dress?" He asked tugging me up by hand hands "Umm for my wedding dress" I smile "it been complicated... marrying so far from home and all plus I forgot about the other part when I made my dress so we are having to... Edit it as not to ruin it in the uhhh bedding ceremony" I explain "Ohh! Well you didn't have to do all that. If your uncomfortable with it we can always deny it" he suggested as we walked back "Ohh I assumed you would want to-" I began "I'm not to bothered about it" he shrugged "come along try to remember your steps" he says.

"Jojen?" I ask laying my head on his chest "Umm?" He asks a little tried out by now "Sorry you want to sleep" I said going to turn away but he wrapped his arm around me tightly giving my head a kiss "What is it y/n?" He asks "I was... curious, that thing is it a northern thing?" I ask "I'm not a northerner y/n" he laughs "Your northern to me" I shrug "Yes because your literally like the bottom of westeros" he laughs "but what thing do you mean?" He asks "The kissy thing" I giggled and he looked down at me a little confused so I stuck my tounge out at him and licked his skin "Ohh that! No... It's a pleasure thing why people not do that to ladies down there?" He smirked "How am I meant to know? I was a virgin" I giggled giving his lips a soft kiss "where you?" I ask "Course I was why?" He asked "Just curious jojen" I giggled running my hand down his skin "Just because I know how to do doesn't mean I've ever done it before y/n... I'm not some high born lord I didn't go around fucking whores till I got married, I waited for you" he smiled "Awww that's sweet" I smile "Did you like it?" He asked "Very very very much" I smirk giving him a kiss and turning to sleep he came over cuddling me tight his body pressed against mine nuzzling himself into my neck giving I little kisses "ummm goodnight jojen" I smile "Goodnight y/n" he smiled I sat for s while almost to happy to sleep till I felt something press against my back "Jojen" I giggled "Umm?" He groans sleepily "I thought you'd had enough" I giggled "how active did you want our wedding night to be" I smirk "Very" he whispered "I was just thinking...as you liked that thing so much" he smirked "want me to...humm do it again" he offered "Ummmm yes please" I giggled

"Y/n?" I heard but saw knowone around "y/n?" I heard again a little louder as if closer to me "y/n! Where are you?" I heard it was clearly jojen "Jojen! I'm here" I call back and within seconds he found me "Ohh darling I was so worried when they said you didn't come back, so scared something could have happened" he says hugging me tightly "please take a map or something with you next time or just let me take you" he offers "It's alright jojen you found me" I smile "But you worried me my darling, I was worried sick when they said you had left and not returned" he says "come on, home" he says tugging me back home with him

"Ummmmm" I groan turning over to my other side and tucking my sheet up a little "Hum, what are you implying at me little darling?" I heard jojen smirk I opened my eyes looking at him leaning in the bedpost with a glass of wine looking at me "Nothing, all I did was turn" I complain trying to wake up "Yeah... You completely didn't intend to move so you faced me with your pretty tittes all exposed" he smirked I glanced down and both my bere breasts where exposed to him "It was not intentional" I tell him "Hummm liar" he smirked putting his glass down and taking my covers off completely leaving me naked on our bed so I moved to my back lightly opening my legs to be more comfy "humm my little darling want a little attention?" He asked "Maybe more then a little" I smirk running my foot up his leg towards his crotch but he grabbed my foot throwing it away from him "Nicely?" He asked "Pretty please" I giggled spreading my legs completly apart "Good girl" he smirked jumping on the bed with me

"Relax your arm" meera told me "Okay..." I answer doing it as I held my pose with my bow aiming at a target on the wall "Not so high, you'll shoot it out the fence" she warns so I aimed lower "When you're ready" she says so I went to fire but "Darling" jojen called making me turn having prepared so much I almost hit him "AHH! Y/n" he complains taking the bow from me "I have no objections to you learning to shoot and such if you want to, but please don't fire at me" he says "I'm sorry" I giggled cuddling him tight "Good, no more now today" he says "Okay" I smile

I smiled humming my little tune as I messed with the water

"Hello darling" I heard jojen smile as he had followed me out here "what are you singing about little thing?" He asks

"Secrets" I giggle as he sat beside me

"what Secrets?" He asks

"well... I'll tell you when you get home" I giggle

"Darling? really? come on just tell me" He laughs

"When you get home and not until" I giggle

"alright, you promise you'll tell me as soon as I get home?" he asks and I nod "alright, I will be home don't worry" he smiles giving my lips a little kiss

I yawned as we got back from some party in the house as I sipped my wine "Y/n... You... look very sexy tonight" jojen grown in my ear he wasn't drunk I don't think but very sleepy and when jojen gets sleepy he gets ... Gropey  "ummm I wanna see my pretty wifey" he smirked groping my chest "Go to bed jojen" I tell him "No" he smirked as I went to take a sip but he knocked my hand so I spilt my cup all down my dress "Jojen!" I complain "Ohh no... Now you'll have to take it off" he smirked so I sighed slipping off my outer dress as it's all the wine had got on he seemed a little disappointed going to get himself another drink as I got ready for bed he came over smirking at me with a full cup of wine and he threw it completely on my dress "Jojen!" I complain very angry with him "Ohh dear my poor little wifey she'll have to get nice and naked now" he smirked tugging at my dress so I sighed taking it off and letting him take me to bed.

"Meera? what happened to him?" I ask

"White Walker, he was close. I'm sorry y/n" she explained

"You couldn't even bring him home?" I cry

"I'm sorry they were everywhere, we had to destroy him," she says I ran to my room trying not to cry sitting on our bed and stroking my tummy I was close to having my baby, and I couldn't help but cry stroking my stomach knowing my child was to grow up without its father what I would have to live the rest of my life without my husband, and that jojen never even got to know about my baby, maybe if I had told him before he left maybe he would have been more careful given him something to fight home for if he had known about my baby.

I rushed down bringing little jr with me as Howland my father in law had requested me too, when I got to the main hall of the watch I noticed strange objects of...dark magic, I knew of some of them having been raised further south where dark magic is much more prevalent a woman stood in ragged clothes talking with him

"At last, we need to discuss something with you y/n," he says

"what?" I ask

"How would you like to have jojen back" he smiled

"...Really?" I ask and he nods "More then anything" I smile

"well... we know a way to bring him back," He says

"How? using this harlets dark magic?" I ask

"Now... that is rude Young Lady, I am only here to offer my services to you" she smiled

"services? with your dark magic?" I ask "Howland? what's going on really?" I ask and he sighed

"I can not man this land alone. I am old I am tried Y/n" he says "and with jojen gone and Meera with the starks, The Lord of this tower cannot be a baby in the cradle," he says

"Then if you wish to step down I will take charge I married jojen I am the mother of his child I am fit to be the lady of the greywater," I tell him

"No! I will not have my house governed by the southern girl!" He yelled "I bought you for my son, to give him something to do! give him someone to fool around with that wouldn't lead to a million bastard boys to upraise the house" he says "I bought you to give my son and air to this tower, you have fulfilled your purpose and my son is dead you are no more worth than a scullery maid" he says

"Dear, hand him over," she says

"hand-" I began looking to Jr "No! no no no please! not Jr please!" I beg

"he has jojen's blood, we can bring him back," he yelled

"NO!" I scream "You will not take my baby!" I scream

"its the only way y/n!" he yelled

"No! I loved jojen with all my heart. and I would give anything to bring him back... but he is dead, and I am not throwing away the last part of him that I have for a chance to bring him back" I cry holding jr as close as I could

"Enough of this womanly whining," he says trying to rip jr from my arms

"NO! No no you won't take him from me! he is my baby you can't take him!" I scream trying to fight back

"Give him to me!" he screamed ripping jr from my arms I thought with all my strength to try and reach  my baby

"Nooo! No no no Please! he's all I have you can't take him please!" I beg

"when jojen is returned to us I'm sure he will give you another child!" he yelled to me

"No! you can't have my baby!" I scream as he gave him to this woman "Noooo! Please please, you can't do this, Please!" I beg as she began to prepare him as he cried and screamed. "Please, I'm begging you don't do this!" I cry

"QUIET HER!" He yelled and staff forced me to the floor in my tears

"No.... please" I beg "Please I'm begging you as a mother, you must have had children yourself" I plead making this woman stop a moment "Please... give me back my baby" I beg she seemed sad going to move but

"You will bring him back, else I cut off your head witch" he warned her "Remove her from this place, I don't want some weeping mother in the corner" he told them and they took my arms so I couldn't escape

"Noooooo! Please! Not Jr please not my baby!" I scream "what if this doesn't work?" I ask making them all stop "what if her spell fails? or something goes wrong? we lose jojen and Jr forever" I ask

"Then we try with you," he says and orders than men to remove me completely they took me to my room even if I was banging on the door trying to escape as I heard the horrible sounds below me for hours and hours I felt my heart breaking knowing they where going to kill my baby even if it was to get jojen back, my firstborn child was to die

"Y/n... what are you crying for darling?" I heard jojen ask me I looked up and saw him kneeled by our bed wiping little tears from my cheeks "Aren't you happy to see me?" he laughs and I nodded putting my hand with his to hold it tightly "I have missed you more than you could ever imagine my darling...so? I know I'm late but what did you have to tell me?" he asks and I broke into uncontrollable tears "What? darling y/n? what's the matter?" he asks holding me tightly I looked to him and he wore only his pants his chest exposed to me I saw he had marks on his skin that I knew where not there before, a couple in his stomach like he had been stabbed and a mark at his neck like someone had slit his throat

"Jojen.. when you left I was pregnant," I tell him

"Y-You were?" he asked very excitedly "you were pregnant! ohh my beautiful darling... where is he? where's our baby?" he asked excitedly

"How do you think you came back?" I cry holding him tightly

"what?" he asked pushing me away to see my face wiping my tears for me

"Your body was destroyed Meera and Bran they had too. there was nothing left of you, Howland wanted to bring you back... they took our baby" I cried "They took our baby to bring you back" I cry

"You gave up our child? to bring me back?" he asked

"No, I never wanted to give him up but Howland forced me, he ripped Jr from me" I cried

"shhhhh, it's alright. I'm here now, at least we are together again my darling. I promise I will never leave you again, and I promise I will give you a million little babies to love, I know it doesn't make up for it but I swear I will give you another child to love" he says holding me tightly

"So long as I have you, atleast Jr died so I could have you back in my arms" I cried holding him tightly

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[wickedwyrmsa]

💘 + mox and matt cus it's not but i wanted to see how you think it'd go

            –––––– HEADCANONS MEME: DATING EDITION!! ––––––

where  they   first   met   and   how

i like to believe that jon and matt first met in the alley behind a bar. matt kinda scared and jon just happy that he gets to creep someone out. just imagine mox waiting between sentences just to answer with a loud BOO which almost sends matt off his feet, aww.

how   long   their   ‘flirting’   phase   was   before   feelings   got   involved

at least half a year. jon is slow. even if matt was quicker he would be too stupid to pick up on it untilmatt literally tells him. but i can see jon tryin to flirt in his own funny way even though he isn’t sure yet whether he has developed romantic feelings for matt. 

who   fell   for   who   first   ( if   applicable )

probably matt. idk why but i really see him trying to hit on mox who’s too blind to see what’s happening. especially because he wouldn’t think a cute and nice dude could have a serious interest in him. 

where   their   first   date   was   and   what   it   was   like

probably in the same alley as their first meeting went down hahahaha jon would try to make it romantic by lighting a candle while they just sit on the cold concrete and talk for hours.

who   asks   who   out   and   how   ( with   a   sign?   spelled   out   on   a   cake?   just   a   simple   ‘will   you   go   out   with   me’? )

OMG i’m not sure jon would be the first but generally jon asking matt on a date would be so AWKWARD??!?! ‘dude lets hang out like… you and i. alone. i’ll invite you or some sht.’

who   proposes   first

jon. once he feels secure and wanted in a relationship, he will get more comfortable and eventually take manners into his own hands. 

if   they   keep   /   kept   their   relationship   secret   or   let   everyone   know   right   away

jon being jon it would probably be a secret. he doesn’t like people sniffing around in his private life. knowing matt though, it’s not impossible that he’d drop hints on their youtube show.

where   the   proposal   happens   and   how   ( kiss   cam   at   a   baseball   game?   on   a   hillside   surrounded   by   ducks?   at   a   disney   park? )

mister mox is a very simple man. probably just on the couch in the living room or maybe in the garden. ‘babe our relationship is great. i love you. we’re getting married. go buy a suit.’ 

if   they   adopt   any   pets   together

MORE DOGS!!!!!

who’s   more   dominant

………………….. mox :/ a big angry man (with more soft moments than he cares to admit)

where   their   first   kiss   was   and   what   it   was   like

oh! matt and jon, drunk on the toilet at a party after some aew show, celebrating their wins and cELEBRATING THAT THEY FINALLY ADMIT TO THEIR FEELINGS!!

if   they   have   any   matching   couples   stuff   ( mugs?   sweaters?   pillowcases? )

omg jon loves to pretend he’s the big bad guy but secretly he will bring back matching pajamas fOR SURE because he loves a comfy flannel pajama and he might get them matching phone cases (possibly with a picture of them printed on it, in the hope of hating his phone a little less when he sees matt everytime that he uses it).

who   holds   the   umbrella   when   it   rains

they switch. arms get tired if you have to hold the damn thing all the time. 

where   their   usual   ‘date   spot’   is   ( if   applicable )

either the bar where they first kissed or maybe they will find a chill restaurant, like a diner, nothing fancy at all, just a place where they can eat some burgers and laugh about dumb sht.

who’s   more   protective

i want to say they’d both go out of their way to protect the other!

how   long   it   is   before   they   sleep   together   ( can   be   as   in   ‘had   sex’   or   as   in   ‘shared   a   bed’ )

had sex? probably the night when they kissed too. sharing a bed though… that will be even after they admitted to their feelings. 

if   they   argue   about   anything

all the time but never about serious things. it usually ends in playfulness.

who   leaves   more   marks   ( lipstick,   hickeys,   scratchmarks   etc. )

neither. love marks are for teens. 

who   steals   whose   clothes   and   how   often

jon ends up wearing matt’s clothes all the time mainly because he’s the sniff-and-wear type of guy not caring what exactly he has on. so i see it happening that he always ends up wearing his boyfriends shirts and hoodies until matt asks him where all his clothes went. then he tired to be more careful for a day until things go back to normal.

how   they   cuddle   ( spooning?   facing   each   other? )

jon laying on top of matt, ignoring the fact that he probably crushes his lungs because he needs the physical contact and spooning isn’t good enough. 

what   their   favourite   nonsexual   activity   is

WRESTLING

how   long   they   stay   mad   at   each   other

maybe like.. 2 minutes before someone makes a stupid joke.

what   their   usual   coffee   /   tea   orders   are

jon drinks his coffee black. matt with too much sugar but no milk! but both of them are suckers for energy drinks more than anything else. coffee is only served in the mornings. 

if   they   ever   have   any   children   together

nah. only dog kids. jon is a bit scared of being a real dad. he doesn’t want to be a dad who’s never there. 

if   they   have   any   special   pet   names   for   each   other

nothing out of the ordinary. jon will use babe a wHOLE LOT and he just takes what matt is willing to give. maybe matt would be the type to name him something more rare like……. i honestly don’t know. something that jon would never expect for sure. causes a big laugh too the first time that it is used!

if   they   ever   split   up   and   /   or   get   back   together

their relationship is solid. jon is the all or nothing type of person. if they ever broke up it would be a break up for good!

what   their   shared   living   space   is   like   ( messy?   clean?   what   kind   of   decor? )

hm.. jon doesn’t love cleaning and because they have limited time together between work he’d probably hire a cleaning lady once or twice a week to keep an order in the house. they’re both down to earth men. lots of wood furniture and a huge garden are absolutely necessary. a home gym with a ring would be cool and something i can see both of them wanting! they’re probably the kind of couple who gets up in the middle of the night because one of the had an idea for a new move and they want to try it. 

what   their   first   christmas   /  hanukkah   /  etc   as  a   couple   was   like

since mox doesn’t have a lot of family left that he still talks to, he’d invite his mom and his siters over to celebrate together with the jackson family probably!

what   their   names   are   in   each   other’s   phones

in jon’s phone matt will just be matt because he was happy he managed to save the number in the first place and doesn’t know how to change the name anymore. but i see matt taking his phone to change it eventually because he wants the status!!!!!!!!! and matt will save jon as ‘my man’ just to make sure EVERYONE who dares to look at his phone screen when it lights up KNOWS

if   they   have   any   ‘couple   traditions’   ( buying   a   new   mug   for   their   collection   every   year?   baking   every   friday   evening? )

wednesday night is reserved for a wrestling marathon. they love watching the old wrestlemanias together and love studying japanese shows from the early 2000. also they ALWAYS go to bed together because they both hate sleeping along and it’s tradition that every year they start the BBQ season with a little garden party to which only the two of them are invited. 

who   falls   asleep   first   and   who   wakes   up   first

jon falls asleep last. he’s always overthinking some stupid stuff like who really is behind the iluminati and how god had the idea of creating the desert, just random stuff that keeps him up while matt already snores next to him. but because dreams aren’t always amazing to him, he also gets up first. matt sleeps in. long enough that on some days jon wakes him because he’s hungry and wants them to have breakfast. 

who’s   the   big   spoon   /   little   spoon

BIG SWITCH ENERGY!!!!! 

who   hogs   the   bathroom

matt will hammer his fists wound if he tries to get jon off the toilet. he brings his tablet there and watches wrestling match after wrestling match while taking care of business. 

who   kills   the   spiders   /   takes   them   outside

no spiders in the house. the dogs take care of that. if there was one jon wouldn’t mind killing it but matt tries to make him take it outside. 

#darkenedhearts #meme: answered

[alden-emroch]

Homestuck candy epilogue: My opinion

Okay i need to say this first: i haven’t read the meat one, this are my opinions on candy without looking at the other one.

This...was an experience certainly, i read non stop until i finished it, but half on it i realized: i didn’t like it. But, at the same time there were things i did like. -First, i like the fact that they wanted John to choose and so to us to choose and see the two timelines, i choosed candy first cause i wanted to se the consequences of staying and at the beggining i was happy about it, i liked that roxy was happy about John staying and that, but then...Gamzee.

-I don’t know ,even if it was planned by Hussie but i really HATED how this was done, i can understand the whole thing of ‘’oh he need a chance’’ he had many dude, he had many and every time he did things worst, but suddenly he’s sorry? My it would be better if they went with my now old old theory of Gamzee being crazy because of the effects of the weird green liquid he dranks at the beggining, the one everyone said it was toxic? when i read about it at the time, i assumed he went nuts cause that thing fried his brain and even tho is a bit dumb, that for me would be more normal than ‘’oh i’m sorry just cause i was in the fridge’’ at least John knew how messed up the situation was. -I have no complains about Kanaya and Rose i think they stayed in character and they were probably the best ones here.

-I had a bad feeling about this weird sht of JadexKarkatxDave, more like JadexDave and let’s ruin karkat. Okay but seriously, DaveKat is one of my favorite shipps since i saw them at the end of homestuck but they got so ruined in here, not just because Jade was so intrusive (and out of character when she did that) but cause Karkat was still being mean to Dave, and okay listen i know i know...that’s his personality but, they were together for years and nothing changed? He was nice with Terezi back then he showed signs of caring and love at his way and i can understand his behavior cause he was young but...he’s almost an adult then, he knows about Dave’s childhood , then why he doesn’t support him or is more loving ? Like, if they’re together for so long it’s normal to support each other, or at least, talk normaly and calmly, but he shouts everytime Dave teases him a little, which makes the couple look toxic and i would understand if they got appart cause of that but at the end of the story they miss each other like?? if they liked each other so much why writte them like that, this plot of Jade karkat and Dave was managed so bad... They even showed that almost kiss after Dirks death which means, karkat cared karkat supported , but just that one time? why nothing happen? nothing was explained, the next thing we knew was they were fighting BECAUSE OF JADE, no of them but Jade, Dave wasn’t brave enough to tell her to go away of give them sometime or just talk??? idk i’m not gonna say more cause i can talk about this for hours but yeah, i’m really angry how bad they did this. -Oh yeah , Jane x Jake is the worst shit ever, seriously, i can understand the shipp, but not only was the worst way i’ve seen a couple start but the worst abusive relationship, Jade had plans and when she saw all of it crush inmediatly went ‘’oh yeah i liked jake didn’t i? let’s go’’ , like ...????. Jake is weak i understand but, he doesn’t have any respect for himself or what??? And no one told him to the damn face how bad was the thing? like , everyone knew about how bad things were but no one did anything except john...kinda. And he just accepted this relationship cause he still felt something towars Jane but....dude at least think a bit about it, how do you know that’s still love or pitty. And seeing how much i hate Gamzee words cannot express how furious i was about that Gamzee x Jane x Jake, at a certain point i didn’t even read anymore the dialogue of Gamzee with Jane, i just felt sick, specially seeing that she was with Gamzee like a kissmesis but put Jake in a corner all the time except when her father died. At least i’m glad Jake finally noticed and left with his son.

-Calliope went missing like half of the story and suddenly returned and we didn’t know nearly anything besides ‘’she was with roxy’’.

-Roxy x John was too rushed tbh , if i think of this as a fanfic i can understand it tho. -Godamnit Dirk with your stupid villain stuff, i don’t like it nor understand this, the only way i could understand his motives were ‘’I’m bored and if there’s nothing interesting to do let’s just die’’  but the fact of the robot in his room tells me he had it planned waay before so...what? Why? They didn’t explained much in candy so idk, maybe his motives are actually well explained (or not) -Even tho DaveKat was managed poorly i think Dave was one of the few ones that stayed in character, he didn’t suddenly chanded he matured and that was fine, except for the ending , i will talk about that in the end. -I really hate Gamzee here goddammit. -Kanaya and Rose naming her daughter Vriska is really disturbing, but at least john acknowledges this. -Did they just confirmed that Jade has a d- ck? Why tho? I don’t think it was needed (i don’t know if i understood that one good but i think that is the thing (Candy 18)) -This may be a unpopular opinion but i don’t care about the sons enough to read a whole page of them talking? And i don’t like them either, they bully Tavros a lot, in fact Tavros is like my favorite but he doesn’t talk much? He has this scene of John trying to get him out cause he’s scared of gamzee trying to touch him BUT NO ONE DOES NOTHING BESIDES JOHN? and this gots forgotten, what happen? What Tavros thinks? Why he talks so little? I was genuinly worried about this kid but he didn’t have enough time. The sons are more like plot devices, they just talk and in the middle of it they explaing what’s happening, so i didn’t care that much, too bad :/ -I’m glad John called Jade about her horrible behaviour, even tho she does nearly nothing about it, she doesn’t have a part where she thinks if the things she did were wrong or not, i wish we had that, but no. -I’m happy about Karkat being the leader of the rebels but i think the war it’s just stupid...makes me remember that movie about flash and time traveling to save her mother resulting in a world war of aquaman with wonderwoman just cause he kinda cheated on her or something like that, i feel the reason of the war in here just as stupid, glad to see everyone thinks the same.in the story. (Even so, karkat is so cool being the leader, sorry, i had to) -The thing about Terezi Dying genuinly make me tear a little :c -Why didn’t John said to Dave that Karkat was in the party? Like...what matters? he’s married at that moment, just knowing is not gonna change a thing, after all they’re in war. -WHY THE HELL gamzee ducks so many people???? Why????? Damn even vriska!! At least she killed him , i was so happy about that. -The talk John has with Roxy was so good gosh, it was one of the best things there, she nailed it and make me emotional for a while, i wish i can explain more why i like it so much but that can be in another post. -Okay finally What the hell happen at the end? I mean, to me is a bit obvious this was a trick made by Dirk, this was to much of a coincidente, but not just that, Dave character broke entirley here for me. When he starts to talk about Karkat i was really crying , mostly because of how much Dave was suffering for this, he almos never ever cries, but he was tearing his eyes out in here, he let everything he was suppresing go and he just said ‘’ I miss him’’ and ‘’I love jade’’ , he still can do so much and he still has things to do, but when they offered the robot, he doesn’t think at all and just goes?? Why????? Like i get it the thing about Obama and that but...hes an adult, he’s smart he didn’t think more than that? He has a wife , he obviously wants to talk to karkat more but he trows all that to the trash and says ‘’yeah let’s go’’????  If you tell me this happens cause Dirk is doing stuff to the narrative...that’s not good, not at all, this whole thing about him controlling the narration is messed up and it feels so OP, it feels so stupid like Vriska being the ‘’true hero we all needed’’ just cause Hussie liked her so much to make her almost the damn main character in the ending. Trowing Dave dreams like that, not even letting him to question everything, if the last part was manipulated to make him choose the ultimate self, then means Dirk needs a restriction in his power before that, or else, the plot itself doesn’t make any fucking sense, because he would just choose everything for everyone and that’s just stupid, it just makes the whole story a literal fanfiction made by him, which is honestly really dissapointing. But anyway, those are all my thoughs about the candy one, it’s just my opinion about it.

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[moodymurda]

L O V E

i talk/think about love a lot. i’m a sappy ass bitch at heart and i just love love. i love a lot of people and a lot of things. i love hard too, it hurts so bad when i lose someone i love. it’s always really hard for me to accept. often people don’t care for me as much as i do them. that’s not their fault either, i’m prone to getting really invested in people. anyway. i’ve never experienced love like romantically. naturally that’s the kind of love i’m most curious about.

i was thinking about people i watched be in love when i was growing up. i realized none of my aunts and uncles never had love for real. lot of them niggas were and still are with who they’re with out of convenience or bc it just makes sense. my grandparents on my dad’s side were going through some sht from since before my ass was born. no one in my family talks about that shit but shit obviously been weird hella long. my grandfather moved out of the house when i was like 4 or something. he’s still married to my grandma but he got a whole other bitch that no one dares to talk about. i don’t know my grandfather on my mom’s side outside of meeting him once when he visited us from england. and my grandma got married when i was like 5 years old. i can’t stand her husband, he a bitch. my parents were the couple everyone thought would “make it”. like a lot of people around me growing up wouldtalk about what my parents had and how beautiful it was. and i kinda remember it but i mean sht has been weird since i was around 10-11 so yea.

some of my friends been in love. faith was in love twice. once with a bitch nigga and then with me. actually not was bc that bitch in love with me rn. (i know she’s reading this, yup bitch your secret out. you the fuck in love with my ass. you should be. i’m bout fine as hell and i’m adorable and i’m kind and i give decent advice and i’m funny as hell and my nudes bomb andddd you can’t deny none of this) ahmani was in love i think, idk we never really talked about if she loved him or not but i’d like to think she did. i think chelsey was in love with this one person BUTTTT it’s not my place to say. i feel like that shit ended up being so painful for her and i just want you to know, if you ever come across this. i’ll really beat your ass over my friend, bitch ass. don’t be fucking over my fucking friends. the couple i really admire is my best friend tynee and her bf cam. they’ve been together for damn near as long as me and tynee been friends. not really, we were prob friends for 2-3 yrs before she met cam but same thing. i love them niggas together bruh, i’m so happy that they have eachother. i love their love idk if that makes sense. (T IF YOU’RE READING THIS, GIVE ME GOD BABIES GOD DAMN IT)

i wanna be in loveeeeee. like grossly in love. so deep in love that it hurts but in the best way possible. so deep in love that the thought of that person instantly makes me feel like idk light inside. like you know that feeling in your stomach when you’re around someone you’re kinda feeling. i bet when you’re in love you feel that but like times ten. i wanna know somebody better than i know myself. i could go on for days but then ppl gon think i’m a bitch. someone told me that you ain’t supposed to look for love, that it just happens. i’m not sure how true that is though. i’m not actively looking for love or nothing, i talk to the same set of people and i’m not one to go out of my way to meet new people (bc shy. bc anxiety. bc etc.) but i think i’m allowed to want it.. right? i’m not sure how that works. is wanting it as bad as i do equivalent to looking for it? i’m sorry if this doesn’t make sense. i’m just writing what’s on my mind.

i was talking to faith and realized that even though i want love i’m afraid too. i know my personality and i know i get attached to people quick. people don’t even know when i’ve grown attached, because i make it a point to not show tooooo much emotion. but i still know what i feel inside and i know that heartbreak would probably eat me alive. but like at the same time i think love is so beautiful that it’s worth the risk. i think that we’re lucky if we ever get to experience love. ACTUAL love, not just lust or just becoming comfortable with a person and it just seems like the right way to live your life. actually loving someone. wow. anyways. i only love my bed and my mama this whole thing a muhfuckin uhhhhh lie.

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