#married dorks

[muffins-lime-dragon]

One shot where Audrey comforts Siegfried.

#all creatures great and small #siegfried farnon #audrey hall #married dorks #love #loss #fear #war

[coffeedrgn87]

Mission Impossible

Rated M for Draco's thoughts.

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Do you know what the most infuriating thing about dating an Auror is? Trying to surprise them with a gift. They are always on your case, always suspecting, always snooping around the place to get the insight scop. I do sometimes wonder why I bother, but then I remember that I do love Potter.

Still, if I had it in me to give up, I honestly would. But I don’t, the aforementioned feelings of love being the reason. And so, I continue to suffer through Potter’s relentless interrogations and his futile attempts at searching our house and my Potion’s laboratory. Would you believe he even tried Veritaserum once? The absolute git. If I didn’t know all his tells, I’d have clipped him around the head for that one. Lucky for me, my husband frequently forgets that I’m smarter than him.

That’s precisely why he’ll never find the gift I got him for his 40th birthday, and I honestly couldn't care less about just how much that vexes him. In fact, I’m rather enjoying his mounting frustration; it’s delicious and makes for a truly fulfilling sex life. With another two months to go before Potter turns the big four-zero, I’m in for plenty of fun. The same cannot be said about my husband. Not that I care. He’s going to suffer for my pleasure. He agreed to that when he signed on the dotted line. I specifically made him write it into his vows, the sneaky snake that I am. I plan long-term, unlike Potter, who likes to jump headfirst into just about everything.

Still, the very last place the great Harry Potter—Saviour of the Wizarding World and resident pain in my arse (figuratively speaking because I do quite like Potter up my arse, but that’s an entirely different story)—would think to look is inside the bottom drawer of the abandoned cabinet in his office.

Ha, Potter. Take that!

You’ll never be that much of a Slytherin.

You should stop trying. Though, if you absolutely can’t help yourself, I’ll expect watching you try and fail time and time again will be a delightful ride.

#drarry #drarry drabble #married dorks #draco malfoy #harry potter #harry always brings his work home #and draco doesn't like it #dmhp #hpdm #draco x harry #harry x draco

[uccmd]

THE LIST of domestic things about Crowley and Aziraphale during S2 as my free therapy session:

The apology dance

Crowley knows why exactly Aziraphale might call him (the list consists of only three reasons) and can understand which is relevant at the moment by Azi's voice

Crowley doesn't wear his glasses in the bookshop

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

"Ourselves"

"Do you need a lift somewhere?"

Them discussing their favorite romantic tropes like it've never happened to them

Crowley casually ordering the drink Aziraphale asked for

Crowley being absolutely done with everything but still managing to help Aziraphale every way possible participating in his investigation and making sure they're not killed

"OUR car"

Crowley actually letting Aziraphale to drive the Bentley!!!

They have a room where they discuss their questions and problems (like with the Gabriel's and Muriel's visits)

Crowley sitting on the arm of Aziraphale's armchair

"Good job" "You really think so?"

Aziraphale calling Crowley right away to tell him more about the clue and what he found out (aka searching for his praise)

Crowley supporting Aziraphale while he performs his little handy magic tricks

Aziraphale slowly getting more comfortable with calling Crowley his friend (aka "we go back in a long time" and etc)

"A little us time"

Them casually touching each other

Dancing while talking and talking while dancing

Crowley not letting other people buy or take Aziraphale's books while he is out of bookshop

Crowley trying to communicate with Gabriel after Aziraphale advices him to do so

Crowley cleaning up the bookshop while Aziraphale is on a walk with Metatron (he knows this place so well + «stress-cleaning» @sgam76 )

Aziraphale asking Crowley to be his assistant in the lethal magic trick and letting Crowley point the muzzle of a loaded gun at him when they can't use miracles

Crowley's hands shaking because his first shot ever was about to be made while he was pointing a gun at Aziraphale but when he just got himself together because fuck him if he will ever hurt his angel

Crowley trusting Aziraphale because he asked

Crowley waiting for Aziraphale to change his mind in the end until the very last moment

Aziraphale complimenting Crowley's work during The Begging

Aziraphale's attempt to put his hand on Crowley's shoulder during the kiss because he wanted them to be closer to each other

Aziraphale has a diary with a description of his every meeting with Crowley (as i suppose)

"But you like waiting inside"

How literally every character made a remark about their relationship being a little bit more than just friendship and how they're flustered by those comments

"I am, but rescuing me makes him so happy"

«Crowley going “NGK!” when Azi briefly corners him in the pub with a hand on his chest» @babbeldumpsterfire

"If any harm goes to Aziraphale-"

«“we both get PLENTY of use out of it” regarding the bookshop» @nightgoodomens

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens fandom #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #i love them so much #they're married #they're dorks your honor #they're doing their best #at least they try #like really hard #the list could go on #domestic #cute stuff #fluff #good omens fluff

[lottieshauna]

YELLOWJACKETS -> 1.05 Bloodhive

#yellowjackets #yjedit #yellowjacketsedit #shauna shipman #mari yellowjackets #akilah yellowjackets #shaunashipmanedit #96yellowjackets #yellowjacketscentral #yellowjacketssource #antlerqueer #tusercj #tusermiles #userbru #tvgifs #tvedit #**gifs #I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU SHAUNA SHIPMAN PLEASE MARRY ME SOON #SHES SUCH A FUCKING DORK I WANT HER SO BAD!!!!!!!

[cassarilladraws]

Reporter: What is one of Chat Noir's abilities outside of the superpowers? Scarabella: Snake charmer. Carapace: Agreed. Reporter: Really? I wouldn't have expected that. Viperion: I mean, he is very charming. Chat Noir: Charmed a snake into marrying me. Carapace: See? Scarabella: He's really good at it.

#Lukadrien #Luka Couffaine #Miraculous #Miraculous Ladybug #Chat Noir #Adrien Agreste #Scarabella #Alya Cesaire #turning tables AU #turning tables conversations #Carapace #Nino Lahiffe #Adrien Couffaine #Vipernoir #married lukadrien #they are all dorks

[vigilantewives]

there was no need for this... yall could've been sitting there and it would've been fine. lol being extra for no reason.

#i can't with these dorks haha #marry my husband #kdrama

[gayvecchio]

#due south #ray vecchio #benton fraser #fraser/vecchio #first of all i can't get over how pleased fraser is to see ray show up #second: they are such absolute dorks in love #I'M TAKING YOU OUT. WE'RE CELEBRATING #THEY'RE SO MARRIED #god help me why are they like this #don't get me wrong i'm glad they're like this #but god help me #ds30below

[fairyroses]

I know what you're thinking. That you've given in to your son again? That you're spoiling him? Exactly. And I can certainly understand how you reach that conclusion. But the thing is... this tree is for me!

— SMALLVILLE, "Lexmas" (5.09)

#I swear after this my next lexmas gifset will be a clark and lex one #but I just couldn't pass up this moment #the looks between them here are *amazing* lol #when lex lets his guard down and actually allows himself to outwardly emote he really is such a dork-ass nerd (affectionate) #these looks are also peak married energy which is extra funny when you remember that lex has been in this situation for less than 24 hours #I love him sfm #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lex luthor #lana lang #lexana #dcmultiverse #sv 5x09 #my gifs

[chinchila010]

SonAmy doodles 🙇🏾‍♀️

#sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #SonAmy #sonamy boom #sonic fanart #sonamy au #some sillies #sonic fandom #i love these dorks so much #sonic boom #please get married aaa

[scriveyner]

minor headache

Atsushi winced as he plucked another piece of glass carefully from the side of his palm. A bright red drop of blood beaded to the surface, and he discarded the shard into the bin between his feet.

He looked up when the bathroom door opened, and Akutagawa closed it gently behind him. “They’re both in bed,” he reported. “And quite contrite, I might add.”

Atsushi extracted another shard from his skin, then ran his finger along the outside of his palm, looking for bits he missed. “I BET they’re contrite, you’re scary when you’re angry.” He raised an eyebrow at Akutagawa, who frowned. “It was an accident.”

“There are too many accidents. They know better.”

“They’re growing boys, and rambunctious.” Atsushi dug more glass from his skin. “Yelling at them won’t solve anything.” The glass pinged into the bottom of the bin. “Maybe we should enroll Acchan in a sport, or something.”

“I cannot see him containing himself to play a sport.” Akutagawa took Atsushi’s hand and inspected it himself; Atsushi knew better than to take it back. “But…it might be good for him.” He rubbed his thumb over some of the beading blood, smearing it, before raising Atsushi’s hand to his mouth and brushing his lips over the wound.

Atsushi sighed and smiled. “Sometimes I think you’re developing a taste for my blood.”

Akutagawa met his eye and licked the blood from his skin. Now Atsushi did pull his hand back, and Akutagawa rumbled in amusement. “Gross,” Atsushi muttered, inspecting his palm, but the wounds had healed over by now anyway. “Why do you have to be so gross?”

Akutagawa leaned over and kissed the top of his head. “It’s never gross when it comes from you, my darling weretiger.”

“Freak,” Atsushi snorted affectionately, and Akutagawa smirked in response.

#bungou stray dogs #sskk #shin soukoku #sskk² #typetrigger #micro fic #happily married dorks

[vhvrs]

goth twinks who are doing irreparable damage to medieval dragons

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #fire emblem three houses #henry fe #seteth fe #these ended up having. completely different vibes n i debated making these seperate ultimately #however the chibis. #thinking abt replaying awakening or finally finishing 3houses solely to marry best boys #idk why i suddenly was thinking aggressively abt these two #byleth n robin by association.... #dork art

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

This man got me kicking, screaming & squealing in my 3rd play through, officially a couple we are now ugh I love him🥺😩

#he’s so cute #sdv shane #shane sdv #shane stardew valley #stardew shane #stardew valley shane #shane stardew #shane x farmer #couple of weirdos #my boyyyy #my boyfriend #gonna wifey him up #gonna marry that man #look at this dork #chicken husband

[avatarfan11]

Asami: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Korra: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Asami: ...

Asami: You mean ring bearER, right?

Korra: ...

Asami: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

#lok #legend of korra #korra #asami sato #korrasami #korra x asami #lgbtq #fluff #married couple #humor #wedding #domestic fluff #cute dork #dork #legend of korra incorrect quotes #korrasami incorrect quotes

[alexturne]

Quickfire round of up close and personal questions with Alex and Matt. Or alternatively titled, "the most difficult 4 minutes of Alex's life."

#arctic monkeys #alex turner #matt helders #LITERALLY howling at this #AN EYEBROW #REstaurant in a ROUNDABOUT #if id known it would breed another question id have chosen a different game #I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #THERES ONLY FOUR #any particular reason??? ...... NO #just dont wanna get it wrong in front of everybody #dessert is a serious business #STICKY TOFFEE PUDDIN #they are so married #reminds me of the time he started singing 'puuuddin pupupupu puuuuuuuudin' #TELL US ABOUT THA' #COLONEL MUSTARD I THOUGHT WED ALREADY DONE THE DESSERT #I LOVE HIM HE'S SUCH A DORK

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#dorks #i love them your honor #faves #married #carly sass #here for it #creddie #carly x freddie #freddie x carly #carly shay #freddie benson #nathan kress #miranda cosgrove #icarly #icarly reboot #icarly revival #3x5 #gif #gifs #gifset

[elystelleven]

I imagine a modern AU scenario where Vanilla is invited by Strawberry Crepe to play some video games and is interested to buy some for him and his wife, but the catch is that he is literally so. God. Awful. At almost every single genre there is to the point where it pisses Crepe off so the only kind of games he bought are farming sims. Just straight-up, farming sims. Not even a different kind of cozy game, though Crepe tried to gift him a few puzzle and rhythm-based ones just to add some variety to his selection, but it still isn't too effective because that old geezer sucks THAT bad.

(P.S. I'm not implying that farming or life sims are for losers I'm just saying that PV would definitely pour hours onto his Animal Crossing island or something)

White Lily on the other hand... I imagine her having a bit more tech literacy than Vanilla somehow (being the smart one and working as a scientist and all) and is a literal god at puzzle and rhythm games for some unknown reason to the point where even her own husband and the other Ancients find her terrifying. Not a single breathing person knows how she reached that level of skill, and that's only the icing on the cake of how eccentric of a cookie she can be. That sopping wet cat...

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run headcanons #white lily cookie #pure vanilla cookie #purelily #ancient cookies #got a little too silly #modern au #headcanons #a little ooc but idc #random shower thoughts #about a cookie game of all things #dont ask how I made these up my brain has rotted THAT hard #silliest married couple I've ever seen #i love them <3 #Pure Vanilla is definitely a big fucking dork who loves his wife but that's okay because she loves him as well #strawberry crepe cookie