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Also it took Spider like 10 minutes to draw the Angry Eyebrows on Luther
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To be a Christian without prayer is no more possible than to be alive without breathing.
Martin Luther
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Just a reminder Martin Luther called a twelve year old disabled boy “merely a lump of flesh without a soul.” and wanted to have him killed. ✌️
He also said disabled people were created not by God but by the devil and had either no soul or that the devil was their soul.
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Remember to leave out your 95 Reese’s for Martin Luther tonight
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am doing a history project. can u tell me about the 95 theses?
Because Germany used a logarithmic decimal system at the time, many people are unaware that Luther in fact posted only 9.5 theses on his local church door. Because the final thesis is cut off, it is considered the 0.5 beyond the other 9 theses. These theses are as follows:
Confession is good.
God accepts confessions, not the Pope.
Purgatory is a big load of Papal bull.
Paying for salvation is absurd, as God is already way rich.
God can buy anything he wants, he has so much money.
God could even buy the twittering of birds.
If God bought the twitter, then God should get to say anything God wants in those tweets, even reinstating banned bird species.
God can run twitter any way he wants, even if he wants to run it into the ground, because that's how free-market capitalism should work and everyone knows capitalism is the Christian way no matter what Jesus said about greed and the rich and the poor because America.
Comedy is now legal on twit-
Why Luther mentioned America is the source of much scholarly debate, as it had only just been discovered by Europe and was believed by most to be a small island notable only for having a new food called "potatoes."
Luther was thankfully largely ignored owing to his own heavily antisemitic statements, which he felt would be welcomed by the aforementioned twitter. He was soon forgotten, and Germany's Jewish population was not known to have any further problems.*
*According to many on twitter.
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Okay, fine, Martin Luther may have good things to say sometimes
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Early prototypes of this scroll lacked a limit on their duration. Mistakes were made, and lessons were learned.
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For centuries Europeans believed that criminals had their own secret language, Thieves’ Cant. Evidence for it is scant but some believe it influenced modern English.
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Martin Luther and Paul the Apostle would have either gotten along like a house fire or they wouldn't have been able to stand in the same room. It's about the self loathing.
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“I simply taught, preached, and wrote God’s Word; otherwise I did nothing. And while I slept, or drank Wittenberg beer with my friends Philipp and Amsdorf, the Word so greatly weakened the papacy that no prince or emperor ever inflicted such losses upon it. I did nothing; the Word did everything.”
- Martin Luther, Luther’s Works, vol. 51 Sermons I, 76-77
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