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septicwriters · 1 month

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Marvin: Alright, that's all I've got, unless I learn ancient Hebrew.

Jackie: *smirks expectantly*

Marvin: Jackie, I'm not learning ancient Hebrew!

#jacksepticeye #jse egos #jacksepticeye egos #marvin the magnificent #jackieboy man #incorrect quotes #the simpsons #this feels like them #marv is done with Jackie's shit🤣

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witlessficcer · 10 months

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Gwen: Have you tried painting?

Miles: Only in art class.

Gwen: What about water colors?

Miles: Watercolors are pretty, but they run.

Gwen: Run!

Miles: What?

Gwen: Run! Jess and Miguel are here.

#miles morales #gwen stacy #across the spiderverse #gwiles #marvel icons #marvel #incorrect spiderverse #incoreect quotes #incorrect marv

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headcanonthings · 2 years

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Wade: Wow, that’s a great argument you just put forth. Unfortunately I’ve already drawn this picture of us making out, so I win.

Peter: When did you draw that?! Do you just carry that drawing around?!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect deadpool quotes #marve #mcu #wade wilson #deadpool #peter parker #spiderman #spideypool

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hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch · 2 years

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Wanda: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

SW: What’s up your ass this morning?

Y/N walking in: Good morning

SW: Oh nevermind

Wanda: Wait!

Y/N: You’re just jealous you didn’t get any last night

SW: no I’m not…

Wanda: You ate all her candy

SW: I don’t think that means I have to sleep on the couch!

#marve #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximov #wanda maximoff #the scarlet witch #the scarlet witch x wanda maximoff #the scarlet witch x reader

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inncorrectmarvelcast · 2 years

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Benedict Cumberbatch: I’m the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

Tom Hiddleston: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Benedict Cumberbatch: I paid for my cheetos. I’m getting my cheetos.

#incorrect marvel quotes #marvel cast incorrect quotes #marve #dr strange #marvel #loki #tom hiddleston #benedict cumberbatch

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sm-writes-chaos · 10 months

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Incorrect Quotes Tag

heehee I am so excited for this!! thanks for the wonderful tag @bluberimufim !!

I'll do it for my two main wips

1950 Again:

Daniel: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper? Daniel: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Dr. Marv. -- Dr. Marv: When I was your age- Daniel, mocking Dr. Marv: When I was your height. Dr. Marv: Dr. Marv: Listen here you little s***- -- Daniel: Where are you going? Dr. Marv: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way. --

Dr. Marv: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Daniel: Life lessons that schools can't teach you. -- Dr. Marv: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Daniel! Daniel: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

How Hope Made Her a Hero:

Rufus: How did you even get in here? Alphair: Norah's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Alphair's door"! Norah: I’m closing the window. -- Norah: Did you hear that!? Alphair just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT! Rufus: …You just threatened to kill him in his sleep. -- Norah: I have a bad feeling about this… Alphair: What do you mean? Norah: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Alphair: No? Rufus: That actually explains so much. --

Rufus: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Alphair: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Norah: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”! -- Rufus, to Norah and Alphair: holding knife out in front of them Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! Norah: … Alphair: … Norah: That is such an open-ended question. Alphair: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-

Love doing this, Twuecud would fit very well for a lot of these.

idk if you've done this yet but booping @isabellebissonrouthier @rbbess110

#tag game #incorrect quotes #1950 again #how hope made her a hero #hhmhh

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unbury-the-gays · 2 years

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Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stoked up here.

- Guxart about the Dyn Marv Caravan

#unbury the gays #who sows the wind reaps the storm #witcher #witcher 3 #tw3 #Guxart #Witcher Guxart #witcher cat school #cat school #cat boys #protect cat boys #witcher school of cat #school of cat #dyn marv caravan #incorect quote #incorrect witcher quotes #incorrect witcher #incorrect quotes

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drarreckyninja · 2 years

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Marv: I love you. Harry, not paying attention: What was that? Marv: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Harry: I love you, too.

#incorrect quotes #home alone #wet bandits #home alone harry #home alone marv #harry x marv #marv x harry #harv

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even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes · 3 years

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“You are made of stardust and wishes and magically beautiful things. Who dared to ever make you believe otherwise?”

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incorrectmarvels · 3 years

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Thor: Have a good day!

Loki: Don’t tell me what to do.

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jemilyswhor3 · 3 years

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Prentiss *little inconvenience*: Aight imma pull s nat

Reid:

Derek:

Rossi:

JJ:

Hotch: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

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underoooos · 3 years

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Tony, walking in: How come you're watching a rabbi playing an electric guitar?

Peter:...I can't find the remote

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #irondad #spider son #tony and peter #incorrect tony stark #marve

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ir0npvrker · 3 years

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tony: we need to get through this locked door. cap, give me your credit card

steve: here

tony, pocketing it: thanks. nat, kick down the door

#source: tumblr #yes i know tony’s rich and they all could kick the door down but it’s still funny #tony stark #iron man #steve rogers #captain america #natasha romanoff #black widow #avengers #mcu #marve #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Sam: Look, sometimes what's better for me is what's better for the team. Even Bucky knows that. But I'm sure he'll disagree with something just because I said it.

Steve: I don't think that's true.

Sam: Watch. Bucky, it's hotter than hell in here.

Bucky: Freezing.

Sam: Great coffee though.

Bucky: Ratpiss.

Sam: Spiderboy is an incompetent suck up!

Bucky: Actually, he's one of the finest people I've ever met.

Sam: Your witness!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #mcu #marve #avengers #sam wilson #the falcon #Steve Rogers #captain america #Bucky Barnes #the winter soldier

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derpymidnight · 3 years

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Dick: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held

Tim: bro you good?

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incorrectcomicbookquotes · 4 years

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Nightwing: Oh, stop it! I wasn’t that drunk last night!

Cyborg: You were flirting with Starfire all night.

Nightwing: So? She’s my wife.

Donna Troy: You asked her if she was single.

Tempest: And then cried when she said she wasn’t.

#incorrect comic book quotes #new teen titans #marv wolfman #nightwing x starfire #dickkory #nightwing #dick grayson #cyborg #vic stone #donna troy #tempest #garth dc #source: tumblr

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