Logan, training the young X-men: Now the thing to remember is to always pick your battles…pick less battles–no, that’s too many. Pick fewer battles. Put some battles back.
Erik: Go big or go home.
Charles: I’m begging you, Erik. For once in your life, go home. Please, just this once. Go home.
Erik, whispering: I’m going big.
Cyclops: Will you stop killing all the bad guys! It’s not the X-men way!
Wolverine: That guy died of natural causes!
Cyclops: Logan, you threw him off the roof…
Wolverine: Gravity is natural
Logan, glaring: I’m jealous of you, Slim.
Scott, smiling: Why?
Logan: Because your boyfriend is way smarter than mine.
Scott: wait…but I’m your–
Logan: I hate you!
Scott: Well I hate me more!
Logan: Babe, we talked about this.
Scott: I didn’t know you had a Facebook page?
Logan: A what?
Scott: a Facebook page. Why didn’t you tell me, I could have sent you a friend request before now.
Logan: The hell are you talking about? I don’t have a page for anything?
Scott: *hands over the phone*
Logan: *sees over 2000 posts, 319 photos, 410 friends, an icon of a wolverine wearing sunglasses, a backdrop of the Canadian flag, likes, dislikes, relationship status: it’s complicated, emojis, quotes, and over 1000 friend requests from Deadpool*
Logan: *crushes phone*
Logan: JUBILATION LEE!
Me: Marvel, can we please have some Logan/Rogue in the comics? Pretty please? Just a lil Rogan to keep my fantasies alive to withstand the canon fire.
Marvel: Say no more.
Marvel: [Releases Uncanny X-men 2nd series #169]
Marvel: BOOM. You’re welcome.
Scott: Okay, let’s just agree to say ‘I’m sorry’ on the count of 3?
Scott: …well now I’m just disappointed in us both.
Peter: I’m cold
Tony: didn’t I tell you to bring a jacket?
Peter: uh, well-
Tony: *sighs and places his jacket on Peter’s shoulders*
I cannot stress how much i laughed at
Coming soon and starring Tom Holland and Zendaya…
Spiderman: work from home
Hes just arguing with the villains over zoom.
Jean: What’s wrong, Scott?
Scott: I have this constant headache that comes and goes.
Logan: *walks in*
Scott: There it is again…
sorry i was thinking about magneto anyways u wanna start a revolution or something??? kill some racists with some organize chaos to install communism??? if u want hit me i am starting a group chat
Cyclops: I’ve got good news and bad news.
Wolverine: Good news first.
Cyclops: I’m not dead.
Wolverine: I said GOOD news.
Logan, already exasperated: Let’s try this again. If you see something bad happening, what’s the first thing you do?
Bobby: …call the X-men?
Logan: YOU ARE THE XMEN!
Imagine the X-men playing hide and seek as a team bonding experience but everytime Logan’s the seeker he always wins because of his feral senses so Scott gets revenge by using a metal detector to find him every time.
Scott: You’re in the couch, Logan! Try again!
Logan: *muffled cursing!*
Cyclops: Now remember, murder is never the answer
Wolverine: He’s right. Murder is the question
Wolverine: And the answer is yes
Gabby: If I ate an entire container of laundry pods, would it kill me or would my healing factor kick in?
Wade: Only one way to find out!
Laura and Logan, running towards them: NO