Wanda: You’d do that for me?
Natasha: I’d do a lot of things to you.
Wanda: ...you mean ‘for me’?
Natasha: That too.
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You: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Loki: Not if they consent to it.
Bucky: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Steve: YES?!?
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Marvel exec 1: So, for the Fantastic Four movie, we start off with Susan Storm picking up Franklin Richards from school-
Marvel exec 2: - wait, what? We’re already introducing Franklin?
Marvel exec 1: Pedro Pascal is Reed.
Marvel exec 2: Ohhhhhh, okay, what happens next?
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I hope you all are aware that the next stage of Marvel Humor is going to be that its going to become self aware about how much it sucks and its going to be 100% more cringe
someone is going to have a "well that happened" quip and someone else is going to say "did you really just say that? NOW?!" and everyone in the theater is going to cringe so hard their bodies crumple into a singularity
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Nat, playing with a baby: Where's mommy?
Yelena, not paying attention: There she is. *points to Melina *
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Every now and then I think about how Asgardians are like 3x denser than humans and I just imagine Loki and Thor unsuspectingly sitting down on cheap Ikea furniture and absolutely demolishing them.
The furniture industry will be booming wherever they go. 😂😂😂
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Marc Spector: Khonshu, we will never see you again!
Steven Grant: Yeah! Our days of servitude are over!
Jake Lockley:
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