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super-marvel-dc · 2 months

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*Loki, Y/N and Hela watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Hela: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

#remade this because it was requested #still funny to me #although my brother is probably concerned that i keep laughing on that one scene...#hela x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect #requested

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marvelflame2010 · 2 months

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Y/n: Dad, can you please peer pressure me into doing my homework?

Bucky: *not looking up from his book* Do your homework or you're straight

Y/n: I requested to be pressured into doing it, not THREATENED

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scarlettflame19 · 1 year

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Bucky: Guess what Y/n? Y/n: What is it?

Steve: Bucky and I are adopting a kid

Y/n: Congrats. Who’s the lucky kid?

Bucky slamming adoption papers in front of Y/n: It’s you sign here

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firegal19 · 1 year

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The Avengers: *fighting with each other about dinner*

Y/n: Lord give me strength and an untraceable handgun

Bucky: Lord, DO NOT give my daughter a handgun

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iwillfindanamelater · 6 months

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Marvel incorrect (part 3)

Child Thor : And what do we say now ?

Child Loki : kneel.

Child Thor : no we say 'thank you'.

Child Loki : you're welcome, now kneel.

#marvel #mcu #thor #loki #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect

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queer-red-panda · 1 month

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Headcanon where Tony (is alive) and Morgan are arguing about Morgan being ‘old enough’ to do something.

Tony: Morgan, no, you can’t come with me when I’m on a mission.

Morgan: and why not, I’m old enough!

Tony: For one, you’re four.

Morgan: …well I can count to ten!

Tony: that is not a parameter!

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c0unt3rc0m84t · 2 years

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Danny: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Elektra: It was me...

Danny: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

#danny is scared of her and no i wont take questions or criticism #danny rand #iron fist #elektra #marvel incorrect #defenders

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agentofagony · 2 years

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A/n : when I was your age I survived the great depression little boy. What have you done with your life?

Tommy : have you ever eaten a tidepod?

A/n : what the fuck is a tidepod??? You're doing drugs or some shit?

Tommy : I was throwing up bubbles and shit bruh! My interstitial were squeaky clean!

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traveller-of-the-knight · 6 months

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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

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romanoffshouse · 6 months

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[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

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super-marvel-dc · 2 years

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Stephen: It’s dark in here.

Y/N: Don’t worry dude I got this!

Y/N: *Stomps their feet*

Y/N: *Skechers light up*

Stephen:

Stephen: *Pats Y/N on the head* and this is why I married you.

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marvelflame2010 · 10 months

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Bucky: Who hurt you?

Y/n with a black eye: Pft, you want a list?

Bucky going into over-protective dad mode: Yes, actually.

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scarlettflame19 · 2 years

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Y/n: No, no. He made fun of me for getting Capri-Suns, and then he DRANK 8 OF MY CAPRI-SUNS!!

Wanda: Y/n, your 17 and your arguing over Capri-Suns

Y/n: Wands, either you ground him or I fight him and there’s two options

Pietro: My fists are already up

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Bucky: Hey Nat, did you hurt yourself falling from heaven?

Natasha: No, but I scraped my knee coming up from hell

Bucky: …That explains why your so hot

Natasha: *smiles with a little blush*

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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